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Welcome to the NSG Awards Ceremony. Tonight, we will be giving posters awards based on whatever we feel like. Let the ceremony commence!

This is what the statue looks like (thanks to Anti-Social Darwinism for going to the trophy store):
http://thumb19.webshots.net/t/62/62/6/71/29/464267129dqWrye_th.jpg (http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/1464267129079116119dqWrye)

Here is the list so far--

Most Likely to Succeed Financially: Neu Leonstein
Most Likely to Succeed in a Moral, Mankind-Serving Way: Smunkeeville
Best Toupee Award: Lunatic Goofballs
Legal summa cum laude: The Cat-Tribes
Most Swedish: S-something (sorry, I can't remember your name. If you show up, this award is yours)
Best Moderator Award: Myrth
Best "Urban" Poster Award: Dinaverg
Biggest Dick Award: [NS]Trilby63
Best Awarder Award: New Limacon
Three Billy Goats Gruff Award: FreedomAndGlory
Mud Pies Award: Lunatic Goofballs
Second Most Unlikely to Get an Award*: Hydesland
Most Likely to Make Out with Cat Girl: South Lorenya
One Helluva Guy Award: Big Jim
Most Arrogant Award: Heikoku
Most Likely to Keep NSing Until He's 100 Award: Xiscapia
Too Good to Be True Award: Smunkeeville
Too Cool for this Award Award: Il Ruffino
Best Asexual Award: Chandelier
Best(?) Libertarian Award: Wilgrove
Most Good Thinker Award: New Limacon
The "Didn't Get an Award Last Time" Pity Award: Nadkor
The Best Israeli Defense Force Award: IDF
The "That's so typical of a Mod" Award: Ardchoille
Most Committed to Debate: Soheran
Most Modly Non-Mod: Kyronea
Most Charming Spam Award: Il Ruffino
Best Poster in Warped Time Award: Nobel Hobos
Biggest Sports Fan Award: IDF
Most Alcoholic While Posting Award: Infinite Revolution
Too Lazy to Use a Puppet to Nominate Himself for an Award Award: Sumamba Buwhan
Most Likely to Get Around A Rule Without Any Consequences Award: Sumamba Buwhan
Best Epic Failure of a Poll Award: Barringtonia
Closest to The Blessed Chris in Views Award: The Atlantian Islands
Closest to the Atlantian Islands in Views Award: The Blessed Chris
Most Unfortunate Acronym of Name: FreedomAndGlory
Chris Crocker Award: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Modesty Award: Nadkor
Most Likely to Overtake Lunatic Goofballs in Total Awards Award: Nadkor
The -2 from Total Awards Award: Nadkor
Prettiest Name Award: Chandelier
Best Vampire Award: Jocabia
Best Supplier of Alcohol to a Minor Award: Anti-Social Darwinism
Greatest Anecdoteers Award (tie): The Brevious and Straughn
Best Nederlander: The Blaatschapen
Least Likely to Win an Award: Pure Metal
The People's Mod Award: Katganistan
Best Soundcheck Guy Who Forgot it was Nishgies Night: Saevitian Archipelago
Most Awards Award:Lunatic Goofballs, so far (3)

I hope there will be many more, so that this ceremony may become as long as ultimately pointless as real award ceremonies, like the Oscars or Grammies.

EDIT: The stuff in bold means you can nominate anyone for any award you can think of. If you agree with someone's nomination, say so. This is kind of an "open source" award ceremony.
EDIT EDIT: Effective now, there are no self-nominations, mostly because I like making arbitrary rules.
EDIT EDIT EDIT: At least one poster has said he does not read "EDIT EDITs." I apologize. In the future, I will put everything in one edit.
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: On second thought, I won't.

*The most unlikely received no award.

Is there no award for the biggest penis? Last time there was an awards thread I won an award for the biggest penis. I am boycotting this ward thread until there is such an award!

Trilby63;13193661']Is there no award for the biggest penis? Last time there was an awards thread I won an award for the biggest penis. I am boycotting this ward thread until there is such an award!

Biggest Dick: [NS]Trilby63

There ya go. :)

There should be more awards...and different kinds that are so lame like 'most Swedish" or "best moderator" (and then choosing a non-existant moderator instead of a active mod)......

Plus there should be some rewards that I should get.

What about me, I don't get an award?

More awards? Doesn't everybody already have like... every title ever thought of? Twice? ;)

I would like to make a preliminary nomination to New Limacon for the Award Giving Award.

Also, I nominate FreedomAndGlory for the Three Billy Goats Gruff award in recognition of long service in the area of Trolling.

I nominate LG for the Mud Pie award, for obvious reasons.

Finally, I nominate everyone yet posting in this thread for the Nishgy Attendance Award.

I would like to make a preliminary nomination to New Limacon for the Award Giving Award.

Also, I nominate FreedomAndGlory for the Three Billy Goats Gruff award in recognition of long service in the area of Trolling.

I nominate LG for the Mud Pie award, for obvious reasons.

Finally, I nominate everyone yet posting in this thread for the Nishgy Attendance Award.

All seconded.

Token black person award given in the name of multiculturalism? Pweeease?

Biggest Dick: [NS]Trilby63

There ya go. :)

Ah well.. Close enough..

Infamy may not be as good as fame but it's heaps better than obscurity!


Anyway.. For all my fans out there..
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/censored.jpg

I hereby request the unawardable/least likely to get an award award!

I nominate myself for "most likely to make out with a catgirl" and "most Dragonlike".

I second South Lorenyas first nomination.

So its like that then....


Well fuck the lot of yez. I'll have me own Awards Ceremony. And though winners haven't be announced yet, I have a feeling none of youse shower will be getting lucky.........

So its like that then....


Well fuck the lot of yez. I'll have me own Awards Ceremony. And though winners haven't be announced yet, I have a feeling none of youse shower will be getting lucky.........

Me and my apparently huge penis beg to differ...

Biggest Dick: [NS]Trilby63

There ya go. :)

Harsh.

modedit flamebait quote.

Oh, I thought he was just being modest. But there's always room for one more.

modedit. Tch, tch.

modedit flamebait.

modedit quote

This doesn't really seem like misconduct...unless you plan to report it as spam or something, in which case we may be screwed...

...oh, and I nominate Katganistan for Most Adorable Avatar.

modedited quote

I honestly can't imagine you being vulnerable to such...how would you put it, minuscule barbs? I dunno.

I nominate myself for the "Most likely to keep NSing until he's 100" award.
Secondly, "Most likely to die before he reachs award number one" award.

I nominate myself for "most arrogant poster". :D

I nominate myself for the "One helluva guy" award.

Modedit: Flamebait. Silly, Big Jim.

Silly, but accurate.

I nominate Smunkee for the "too good to be true award."
Ruffy for the "I'm too cool for this award."
modedit.

I want an award, dammit.

Trilby63;13193661']Is there no award for the biggest penis? Last time there was an awards thread I won an award for the biggest penis. I am boycotting this ward thread until there is such an award!

Hehehe, I remember that. You did submit a picture back then, though, for the jury's consideration. *taps foot*

Trilby63;13193682']Ah well.. Close enough..

Infamy may not be as good as fame but it's heaps better than obscurity!


Anyway.. For all my fans out there..
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/censored.jpg

D'oh. So much for not reading the thread. <<

I nominate Chandy for bestest Asexual ever.

modedited

modedit flame. Really silly, Zilam.

I nominate myself for the "One helluva guy" award.

modedit quoted flame"

I don't really know anything about you, but "Big Jim" sounds like the name of "one helluva guy." You get the award.

modedit: Zilam flame quoted.

I nominate Zilam for bandwaggoning jerk who gets the thread closed for flamebait and spam proposes.

I nominate Zilam for bandwaggoning jerk who gets the thread closed for flamebait and spam proposes.

I'm not going to do that, but you have a point: All posters are lovely when slightly singed, but there's no reason to flame someone whom we've already had a good chuckle at.

As for s**m: If we don't say it, and try to keep low, I don't think the Mods will notice.

I nominate Zilam for bandwaggoning jerk who gets the thread closed for flamebait and spam proposes.



I second that nomination!

...oh, and I nominate Katganistan for Most Adorable Avatar.

There are avatars on this forum?

I'm not going to do that, but you have a point: All posters are lovely when slightly singed, but there's no reason to flame someone whom we've already had a good chuckle at.

As for s**m: If we don't say it, and try to keep low, I don't think the Mods will notice.

Dontcha know? The Mod see all?:D

Oh, and thanx for the award. As for not knowing much about me, don't worry, I am a legend. at least in my own mind.:cool:

I nominate myself for "Best Libertarian of NSG" awards!

I nominate myself for "Best Libertarian of NSG" awards!
Sorry Wilgrove, self-nominations aren't allowed.

I nominate Wilgrove for "Best Libertarian of NSG."

Good thinking, New Limacon! He will get that award.

There are avatars on this forum?

For mods.

I nominate Soheran as "Most Likely to have his ugly mug sold Che Guevera style on t-shirts at the GAP"

EDIT: Didn't see the second edit to the OP

Sorry Wilgrove, self-nominations aren't allowed.

I nominate Wilgrove for "Best Libertarian of NSG."

Good thinking, New Limacon! He will get that award.

I nominate New Limacon for "Good Thinker" :p

I nominate New Limacon for "Good Thinker" :p

New Limacon accepts.

Hang on, hang on, are you trying to usurp the NSG awards that have been happening almost sometimes for a few years? :p

Sorry Wilgrove, self-nominations aren't allowed.

I nominate Wilgrove for "Best Libertarian of NSG."

Good thinking, New Limacon! He will get that award.

Wilgrove Accepts

*covets his award*

Dontcha know? The Mod see all?
Insert "Spanish Inquisition" clip here.

I am going to go through this thread and edit out all references to the poster who has asked not to be included. It was bloody silly of you all to keep on with that after he had asked. Even sillier to flame while doing it.

I am not closing the thread, despite its spamminess, because it can be a good-humoured way of letting some of the shyer members of the community get to know the group.

When I say "it can be", what I'm meaning is, "it better be", m'kay?

Oh, yeah: the purpose of this post: NO MORE MENTIONS OF FASSITUDE. NO COVERT REFERENCES EITHER. NOTHING. NADA.

Hang on, hang on, are you trying to usurp the NSG awards that have been happening almost sometimes for a few years? :p

I won one of those once!

I won one of those once!

I never even got nominated for one :p

I never even got nominated for one :p

Same.

I nominate IDF as NSG's Israeli Defense Force.

I nominate myself as NSG's culture warrior, no relation to O Reilly, I don't really even like the guy that much.....

Insert "Spanish Inquisition" clip here.

I am going to go through this thread and edit out all references to the poster who has asked not to be included. It was bloody silly of you all to keep on with that after he had asked. Even sillier to flame while doing it.

I am not closing the thread, despite its spamminess, because it can be a good-humoured way of letting some of the shyer members of the community get to know the group.

When I say "it can be", what I'm meaning is, "it better be", m'kay?

Oh, yeah: the purpose of this post: NO MORE MENTIONS OF FASSITUDE. NO COVERT REFERENCES EITHER. NOTHING. NADA.

Does this include the mentions of, er, the poster in the OP? I removed the only one I think was actually insulting, unless you include Swedishness or modesty as bad attributes, and don't see how simply having his name in my post can be considered an insult.
But, as always, I surrender to the wisdom of the Mods, and am willing to do whatever you say--not that it would make a difference if I were unwilling, but it sounds more like a choice this way.

Insert "Spanish Inquisition" clip here.

I am going to go through this thread and edit out all references to the poster who has asked not to be included. It was bloody silly of you all to keep on with that after he had asked. Even sillier to flame while doing it.

I am not closing the thread, despite its spamminess, because it can be a good-humoured way of letting some of the shyer members of the community get to know the group.

When I say "it can be", what I'm meaning is, "it better be", m'kay?

Oh, yeah: the purpose of this post: NO MORE MENTIONS OF FASSITUDE. NO COVERT REFERENCES EITHER. NOTHING. NADA.

Doesn't jaundiced mean yellowed?

modedit. Tch.

I have no idea how the above got there. Well, I do: mass editing gets me confused. I thought I was editing Grave'n'Idle's post.

New Limacon, take 'em all out, please, and thanks for saving me the trouble.

Dinaverg, yes, it does mean yellowed. When you're old and cynical and hardened by exposure to General, the whites of your eyes turn yellow.

Or you can go for the metaphorical meaning, in which "to jaundice" means "to distort or prejudice, as with pessimism, jealousy, resentment, etc" (Macquarie Dictionary).

You can bet I am looking on this thread in a prejudiced, unforgiving, mean, nasty, fashion.

Well I nominate fa.. /jk

I nominate Soheran for commitment to debate, did you see how long his last post was!

modedit, nerny nerny ner.

Not in Australia. It has more than two syllables!


I demand a nomination! I've put in some hard yards these last few days, I don't want my fluffyness to go unacknowledged.

As rude as you like ...
I nominate you for "Mod Wannabe."
How's that? :)

EDIT OUT: It was a reference to something unreferencable!

Doesn't jaundiced mean yellowed?

Not in Australia. It has more than two syllables!


I demand a nomination! I've put in some hard yards these last few days, I don't want my fluffyness to go unacknowledged.

As rude as you like ...

You're all faccists! No self-nomination, indeed.

Most Modly Non-Mod Award: Kyronea.

No argument there.
Sorry Nobel Hobos, you're without a nomination yet again.

Most charming spam award: Il Ruffino.

You're all faccists! No self-nomination, indeed.

Most Modly Non-Mod Award: Kyronea.
Nobel Hobos gets a nomination for the Relativity award for somehow running on a different personal time to the rest of us.

Most charming spam award: Il Ruffino.
Seconded.
Nobel Hobos gets a nomination for the Relativity award for somehow running on a different personal time to the rest of us.
Again, seconded. I've posted two replies to his posts on this thread alone, and both went above his. Science is behind this, no doubt.

Just noticed I've received an award.

I'd like to thank you all, you're wunnerful, just wunnerful, and a special thankyou to my parents, God and Mary.

Oh, damn, misplaced comma.

Of course I meant, "my parents, God, and Mary".




(Can't remember who I stole that from, but I think it was in a Max column.)

Just noticed I've received an award.

I'd like to thank you all, you're wunnerful, just wunnerful, and a special thankyou to my parents, God and Mary.

Oh, damn, misplaced comma.

Of course I meant, "my parents, God, and Mary".




(Can't remember who I stole that from, but I think it was in a Max column.)

"And the award for the Best Christ Look-Alike goes to..."

"Would have a great avatar" award: German Nightmare.

I nominate LG for the Waco Cheese Duck award.

I nominate myself as the top sports fan on NS.

Who starts more threads about sports, goes to at least 45 games a year, and includes sports in their sig?

BTW, 45 is not an exaggeration
last year I went to:
18 NCAA Basketball games + day 1 of the Big Ten Tourney
7 NCAA football games
13 White Sox games
2 Cub games
1 Indians game
4 NBA games (Pacers or Bulls)

I'd like to nominate myself as Most Zilam like person on the forums.

Most Alcoholic while Posting:

IR.

P.S. This is such an obvious nomination I made it before it was recommended.

I'd like to suggest two award zones.

Most Caffeinated while Posting:
Most Alcoholic while Posting:

Most Illiterate Grammar Nazi award: ... no, I can't say it. I would die ...

I nominate myself as the top sports fan on NS.

Who starts more threads about sports, goes to at least 45 games a year, and includes sports in their sig?

BTW, 45 is not an exaggeration
last year I went to:
18 NCAA Basketball games + day 1 of the Big Ten Tourney
7 NCAA football games
13 White Sox games
2 Cub games
1 Indians game
4 NBA games (Pacers or Bulls)
Whoa.
Technically, you're not allowed to nominate yourself, so I'll take the same route I took with Wilgrove.

Hey, why don't we nominate IDF for Biggest Sports Fan?

Sounds good to me.

"Go out and kill," commands father Sam.

What?

Nothing.

i will take the "Most Ginger" award, and/or "Most Revolting". i don't care who they are given to, i'm taking them.

IR.

P.S. This is such an obvious nomination I made it before it was recommended.

oh yeh, i'll accept that one too.

"Bonehead play in Moderation" award: Imperial Brazil.

This one's a walkover ... unless someone wants to try for a whole week forumban :p

I don't doubt this, but do you have a link? I'd like to see what he did, or tried to do.

EDIT: Third Nobel Hobos related timewarp, in this thread alone!

"Bonehead play in Moderation" award: Imperial Brazil.

This one's a walkover ... unless someone wants to try for a whole week forumban :p

I nominate myself as the top sports fan on NS.

<snip>

NO! YOU ARE A WHITE SOX FAN!

Logic:
White Sox Fans =/= Real Fans
IDF = White Sox Fan
Thus, IDF =/= Real Fan

So you can't be a sports fan.

(I'm just kidding, naturally, but I do hate that team with a deathly passion. *has doomed himself, since he is a Cubs fan*)

I nominate myself as the person most likely to be too lazy to create a puppet to nominate himself award.

<snip>

Be aware though that this could be considered a flame(bait) or gloating (not sure about the flame stuff, don't care either). Especially considering that the victim has no way to defend himself I find this of low taste.

I can't believe Infinite Revolution has my award. The one for being drunk lots.

My humble 3000+ posts have an average drunkenness of 0.1 % alcohol/blood.

Furthermore, I think I'm still drunk from last night, and it's after 11 am here.

There ain't no justice! I was robbed, it's not fair! I'm boycotting your next silly award ceremony, you all wear fur. :mad:

Be aware though that this could be considered a flame(bait) or gloating (not sure about the flame stuff, don't care either). Especially considering that the victim has no way to defend himself I find this of low taste.

Noted.

But the victim can get revenge in the normal NSG way on their return ... by following my posts around the threads until I say something utterly indefensible, then trouting me with a big solid refutation with links to pages of indisputable facts.

That hurts more than a little goading, I find.

Most Modly Non-Mod: Kyronea

...

Say WHAT?!

...

Say WHAT?!

Don't tell me you can't see it. The principles, the righteous fury, the I-say-this-because-that's-how-it-should-be,-not-for-any-practical-reason.

Don't tell me you can't see it. The principles, the righteous fury, the I-say-this-because-that's-how-it-should-be,-not-for-any-practical-reason.

That's not what I meant, really. When he's good he's good and I wish he was a mod. Other times, I'm glad he's not.

Do your own nomination if you mean something else.

"Best name for a cat" award: Dinaverg.

That's not what I meant, really. When he's good he's good and I wish he was a mod.

Do your own nomination if you mean something else.

hehehe. That would not go so well, by his own admission. :p

Someone should get an award for "Most Annoying Use of the Edit"

*examines fingernails modestly*

That's not what I meant, really. When he's good he's good and I wish he was a mod. Other times, I'm glad he's not.

.

Well don't worry. I'll never be a mod...even if I was asked I'd flat out deny it. I'm not interested in that kind of responsibility.

Noted.

But the victim can get revenge in the normal NSG way on their return ... by following my posts around the threads until I say something utterly indefensible, then trouting me with a big solid refutation with links to pages of indisputable facts.

That hurts more than a little goading, I find.

Well, he's probably not going to find out I guess. Because when he's back then this thread is either very long or buried somewhere deep in the trenches of old topics.

I'd like to nominate myself as Most Zilam like person on the forums.

Not seconded.

I can't believe Infinite Revolution has my award. The one for being drunk lots.

My humble 3000+ posts have an average drunkenness of 0.1 % alcohol/blood.

Furthermore, I think I'm still drunk from last night, and it's after 11 am here.

There ain't no justice! I was robbed, it's not fair! I'm boycotting your next silly award ceremony, you all wear fur. :mad:

you don't know the meaning of drunk til you're still rolling around 24 hours after your last drink :p

Well don't worry. I'll never be a mod...even if I was asked I'd flat out deny it. I'm not interested in that kind of responsibility.

"If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve" huh?

Well, he's probably not going to find out I guess. Because when he's back then this thread is either very long or buried somewhere deep in the trenches of old topics.

Imperial Brazil could easily read this as an unreg user.
That's exactly what I would do.
IB, I didn't mean to gloat, it just seemed funny.

you don't know the meaning of drunk til you're still rolling around 24 hours after your last drink :p

You can drink a lot more without falling over if you don't smoke. So I gave up smoking.

But we really shouldn't do this. Being a heavy drinker is nothing to be proud of. :(

"If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve" huh?



Sort of...I'm just not interested in responsibility over this forum. Though I have to admit I'm saying what I am now with the understanding that I'd never be asked anyway. If actually asked I might very well give it some thought.

But since I see that as highly unlikely at best, it's a moot point.

You can drink a lot more without falling over if you don't smoke. So I gave up smoking.
true dat, i quit smoking ages ago
But we really shouldn't do this. Being a heavy drinker is nothing to be proud of. :(

whatever you say ;)

...


I win! :p

I win! :p

So, when do you want to collect the slightly-used liver? I'll need some time to get my affairs in order.

I nominate myself as the person most likely to be too lazy to create a puppet to nominate himself award.
I won't even bother officially nominating you, the award is yours.

I want one. Not sure for what, however, I bloody well want an award.

Ask, and you shall recieve.

"Ugly as a Teenage Millionaire" Award: The blessed Chris.

I should get a 'that guy' award or something for being recognizable but not memorable. Who knew not having a name would make one stick out...

EDIT: I clearly don't read EDIT EDITs, EDITs yes, but EDIT EDITs, that's just going too far.

Actually, I nominate myself for "Most self-absorped poster ever".:)

I nominate myself for Epic Failure of Poll and I have evidence (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538811) as well

I nominate myself for Epic Failure of Poll and I have evidence (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538811) as well

Oh yeah? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540718)

"Most Likely To Post Spam Just for the Post Number" award ...

And the award for "Most addicted to NSG" goes to the next person to post. Theres just no other fair tie-breaker, with so many candidates.:D

I nominate Nobel Hobos as "Most interestingly unusual yet fun guy who is not Lunatic Goofballs."

Unfair Advantage from Free Electricity award: Cannot Think Of A Name.

... and you timewarped me. For shame!

Unfair Advantage from Free Electricity award: Cannot Think Of A Name.

... and you timewarped me. For shame!

It is pretty cool...

I nominate Nobel Hobos as "Most interestingly unusual yet fun guy who is not Lunatic Goofballs."

Oh oh. I feel a fluffle coming on ... :eek:

I won't even bother officially nominating you, the award is yours.

YAY! *smoooch*

Does this mean I also get the person who got around the nominating yourself rule in the award thread award?

*clears off shelf space*

"Bonehead play in Moderation" award: Imperial Brazil.

This one's a walkover ... unless someone wants to try for a whole week forumban :p

I almost went for it, but good sense got the better of me. Damn, I am mellowing with age.

Best Vampire- Jocabia

Oh yeah? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540718)

Those are both strong bits of evidence. I must point out though, that NSG isn't the only place with talent. Take a look at this:

Poll from UN forum. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540284)

But of course, it has to an NSGer. I second Barringtonia for Epic Failure of Poll

Prettiest Name Award: Chandelier.

EDIT: Unless that constitutes sexual harassment, of course ...

Oh yeah? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540718)

I'd like to note that I had 'Never has a poll failed on such epic magnitude' as a poll option, and it received near double the votes of any other option - so I'm still looking to claim it despite acknowledging that your poll did indeed fail, awfully, for many reasons - it just didn't state it.

EDIT: Meant to Quote Nobel Hobos

I knew there'd be a lot of competition on this dammit :mad:

I think Worst Poll Award may even require its own thread, wait until The Brevious gets here because Lord knows he hoards threads like a dwarf hoards gold and he'll have plenty of examples.

Prettiest Name Award: Chandelier.

EDIT: Unless that constitutes sexual harassment, of course ...

No, it doesn't. Thank you. :)

I knew there'd be a lot of competition on this dammit :mad:

You may have to settle for Epic Failure of Quote Function.

I've seconded yours, though. The last option speaks for itself.

EDIT: The contenders, with results showing: CTOAN (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=21810) v. Barringtonia. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=21677)

Votes please!

I want one. Not sure for what, however, I bloody well want an award.
Why don't we nominate each other.

You say: "The Atlantian Islands is the NSer who shares the views of The Blessed Chris the Most."

I say: "The Blessed Chris is the NSer who shares the views of The Atlantian Islands the most."

You scratch my back.....

What do you say, partner. ;)

Most Unfortunate Acronym of Name award: FreedomAndGlory.

... I guess not many people want F&G in the awards twice ... but credit where credit is due, I say.

I never get any awards. *sigh*

You scratch my back.....

...you scratch his, and you're both pronounced Racist and Bigot! Please kiss the bride. :)

...you scratch his, and you're both pronounced Racist and Bigot! Please kiss the bride. :)

:eek:
You and I used to be such nice people. I blame Kat.

...you scratch his, and you're both pronounced Racist and Bigot! Please kiss the bride. :)
"Racist" and "bigot" honestly carry zero meaning to me coming from someone like you....:)

Hey, stop flaming in the Spam forum! ... what, we aren't there yet? :D

Hey, stop flaming in the Spam forum! ... what, we aren't there yet? :D

It's like limbo (the game, not the discredited Catholic theological construct).
Let's see how low we can go before we fall.

Most Unfortunate Anagram of Name award: FreedomAndGlory.

... I guess not many people want F&G in the awards twice ... but credit where credit is due, I say.

Seconded, if you mean acronym. An anagram is a rearrangement of a word. For example, an anagram of FreedomAndGlory would be Mangled Roof Dyer. (Thanks to Wordsmith.Org (http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html).)

If anyone can beat 26 days, I'll nominate them for "Most Uptime of a Browsing Computer" award.

I'll take a guess: Posi.

Why don't we nominate each other.

You say: "The Atlantian Islands is the NSer who shares the views of The Blessed Chris the Most."

I say: "The Blessed Chris is the NSer who shares the views of The Atlantian Islands the most."

You scratch my back.....

What do you say, partner. ;)


Deal.:)

Seconded, if you mean acronym. An anagram is a rearrangement of a word. For example, an anagram of FreedomAndGlory would be Mangled Roof Dyer. (Thanks to Wordsmith.Org (http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html).)

Don't be honest, it makes you look like a fool! :p

Nobody could possibly prove you hadn't done that in your head.

Of course you are right. Worst of all, I looked up three words and knew the right one but somehow used the wrong one. I meant "acrostic" , you are quite right. ;)

:eek:
You and I used to be such nice people. I blame Kat.

I blame my sinus infection.

Atlantian Islands: Come back to me when you're ready to be honest to yourself about your beliefs.

I blame my sinus infection.

Atlantian Islands: Come back to me when you're ready to be honest to yourself about your beliefs.

Grow up.:)

Yoy only assume such a would be superior viewpoint because you have, in fact, got nothing to base your dislike upon.

Grow up.:)
Considering I am several years older than you are, that's a rather ironic statement.

Yoy only assume such a would be superior viewpoint because you have, in fact, got nothing to base your dislike upon.

Oh please...that's a bald-faced lie and you know it.

But I was serious about being honest to yourselves. Right now you can't bear the thought of being considered bigots. I want you to think about why that is...contemplate the possibilities. Then examine everything you've said you believe to the best of your ability and ask yourselves why others would call you racists and bigots. Be honest with yourself...hold nothing back.

People who quote from dictionaries are of course very boring.
I found this quite fascinating because I am very boring:

bigot
1598, from Middle French bigot, from Old French, supposedly a derogatory name for Normans, the old theory (not universally accepted) being that it springs from their frequent use of O.E. oath bi God. Plausible, since the Eng. were known as goddamns in Joan of Arc's France, and during World War I Americans serving in France were said to be known as les sommobiches (see also son of a bitch). But the earliest Fr. use of the word (12c.) is as the name of a people apparently in southern Gaul. The earliest Eng. sense is of "religious hypocrite," especially a female one, and may be influenced by beguine. Sense extended 1687 to other than religious opinions.

Hilarious! I particularly like the idea of two favourite US oaths actually being French.

Come on Kyro, give us a laugh. Sorry to hear about your sinuses.

People who quote from dictionaries are of course very boring.
I found this quite fascinating because I am very boring:

You? Boring? Never,


Hilarious! I particularly like the idea of two favourite US oaths actually being French.

I don't know where this attitude of the French somehow being American's rival or what have you came from, considering they helped us win our little revolt and have been helpful since.

Come on Kyro, give us a laugh. Sorry to hear about your sinuses.
I'm bad at making jokes in the best of times, let alone when I have a sinus infection.

But I'll stop bugging ATI and Chris. I shouldn't have started.

I don't know where this attitude of the French somehow being American's rival or what have you came from, considering they helped us win our little revolt and have been helpful since.


Hmm. I'm finding just about anything funny at the moment, so I shouldn't start talking about the US. Some people take the US seriously ...

*slaps own face*

Oh, yeah: the purpose of this post: NO MORE MENTIONS OF FASSITUDE. NO COVERT REFERENCES EITHER. NOTHING. NADA.

I think Fass appreciates all of the time you put into checking out his complaint. Fass may not be the most loved member of this forum, but I really admire Fass for his "all or nothing" attitude. It may not be popular, but it works a lot better than kissing ass. Why, if it wasn't for that sexy voice Fass has, I would compare him to Ann Coulter only because they both fear no one.

You? Boring? Never,

But I'll stop bugging ATI and Chris. I shouldn't have started.

See? It's working! Sweetness and light all round! (except for the sinuses).

Re the Spam forum -- you're not talking about the suggested new one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542579), are you?

(Not that I'm trying for a topic hijack award.)

EDIT: Ruffy, go play in traffic, while I hammer these brackets into place: FASS ( ITUDE ).

And I'm not at all sure that comparing someone to Ann Coulter isn't flaming. :)

See? It's working! Sweetness and light all round! (except for the sinuses).

Re the Spam forum -- you're not talking about the suggested new one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542579), are you?

(Not that I'm trying for a topic hijack award.)

The Mods have finally lost any shred of respect they had for us. They've given in to creating a Spam forum (maybe).

The Mods have finally lost any shred of respect they had for us. They've given in to creating a Spam forum (maybe).

Just like those regional mods, eh?

If anyone can beat 26 days, I'll nominate them for "Most Uptime of a Browsing Computer" award.

I'll take a guess: Posi.

I could SO beat that, but there's no way I'll torment my PC by leaving it on for a month nonstop.

The precious! I need the precious!

The Mods have finally lost any shred of respect they had for us. They've given in to creating a Spam forum (maybe).

And your humble thread is blessed by an actual mod! Who isn't Kat!

And this actual mod is spamming your thread! With advertising for the new and better spam forum!!

Oh, happy day!

I could SO beat that, but there's no way I'll torment my PC by leaving it on for a month nonstop.

The precious! I need the precious!

Read with care! No humour content.
Starting and stopping is what wears a computer out. Heat stress, mostly. Also, I have tabs I have only half-wred, from a few weeks ago.
OK, I admit it. I procrastinate so terribly I can never take the decision to turn the damn thing off. I am going to Green Hell.

Hold on, I've just realised that someone must be confusing me with someone who actually wants an award.

The less "awards" I get frm this place the better.

Hey, New Limacon, you just making stuff up now?

No nomination, let alone a second. The open-source model collapses to be replaced by the same old same old: Dictatorship of the OP!

Nominating New Limacon for "First Up Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes" Award.

Please bring your own bullets.

I nominate Backwoodsquatches as NSG's "Most Cryptozoological Poster"

I would like to nominate myself for the Least Likely to be Nominated for an Award Award.

But I hope to come in second place in the final voting.

Hold on, I've just realised that someone must be confusing me with someone who actually wants an award.

The less "awards" I get frm this place the better.


So I guess you need to be nominated for Most Likely Not to Appreciate This Award.

Ok, I know I'm not supposed to nominate myself, but I want an award dammit. So, I nominate myself for the "Best Cook on NS General Who Also Moved from California to Colorado, Has Too Many Pets and is a Rockies Fan."

I wish I could be a little more specific.

Noted.

But the victim can get revenge in the normal NSG way on their return ... by following my posts around the threads until I say something utterly indefensible, then trouting me with a big solid refutation with links to pages of indisputable facts.

And/or s-narking.

Ok, I know I'm not supposed to nominate myself, but I want an award dammit. So, I nominate myself for the "Best Cook on NS General Who Also Moved from California to Colorado, Has Too Many Pets and is a Rockies Fan."

I wish I could be a little more specific.

I also nominate you for Best Supplier of Alcohol To A Minor Award.

Ok, I know I'm not supposed to nominate myself, but I want an award dammit. So, I nominate myself for the "Best Cook on NS General Who Also Moved from California to Colorado, Has Too Many Pets and is a Rockies Fan."

I wish I could be a little more specific.

The field for this award is so very wide. But I will second that nomination.

:p

I also nominate you for Best Supplier of Alcohol To A Minor Award.

Thank you, thank you very much. *bows*

I also nominate you for Best Supplier of Alcohol To A Minor Award.

Are the Minor Awards the ones that don't get presented on the television broadcast, but rather at a luncheon three days earlier?

I nominate Whereyouthinkyougoing for Sexiest Poster Who Spends Too Much Time Hosting Everyone Else's Pix While Simultaneously Neglecting To Show Her Own (much to my chagrin) ...
and Sarkhaan as Best Wielder of Chocolate Syrup.

I nominate The Brevious and Straughn for a joint 'Greatest Anecdoteers' award.

I would like to nominate myself for the Least Likely to be Nominated for an Award Award.


I second that.
Because I am cruel and heartless and I have only the vaguest idea who you are. :)

And/or s-narking.

Eh? I know what snarking is, but this just confuses me.
I'm OK with being criticized -- it was a thoughtless jest I made at IB's expense, and if there was something else I want to hear about it. :confused:

I also nominate you for Best Supplier of Alcohol To A Minor Award.

Seconded (ASD)

I nominate The Brevious for "Best Math Jester" award.

I nominate you all for the Too Much Free Time Award :)

I nominate you all for the Too Much Free Time Award :)

I would second that, except that putting the name of every NSGer in the first post would probably break something. :)

I would second that, except that putting the name of every NSGer in the first post would probably break something. :)
A Ming vase? A record?

I've always known that I wasn't a particularly noticeable guy, but, seriously ;)

I would second that, except that putting the name of every NSGer in the first post would probably break something. :)

Doooooooooooooo it!

A Ming vase? A record?

The Jolt Servers, duh :p

The Jolt Servers, duh :p
I apologize for being unnaturally thick. :(

I apologize for being unnaturally thick. :(

We'll blame it on George Bush!

We'll blame it on George Bush!
Which one?

Geez, I post all those stylish things and I fail to get ONE measly nomination. :p

A Ming vase? A record?

The floor of the stage as we all went up to accept.

I nominate myself for Most Needful Of An Award to Boost His Ego.

...

Oh. I also nominate myself for Not Reading And Caring About Rules Of The Thread Award.

Which one?

Both!

Both!
There were three of them...

There were three of them...

Who's the third? Besides George Bush, obviously.

Who's the third? Besides George Bush, obviously.
There are 509 George Bush in America. (http://howmanyofme.com/)

Can I assume the "Least Likely To Get An Award" guy that therefore didn't actually get an award was me?;)

*wins all the awards for everything*

there. :)
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Did New Limacon miss where I nominated Jocabia for Best Vampire and where Nobel Hobos nominated me for Prettiest Name?

More awards? Doesn't everybody already have like... every title ever thought of? Twice? ;)

I have no awards. And by the way...

Best Nederlander: The Blaatschapen

Here's the Nishgie Statuette.

http://thumb19.webshots.net/t/62/62/6/71/29/464267129dqWrye_th.jpg (http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/1464267129079116119dqWrye)

Did New Limacon miss where I nominated Jocabia for Best Vampire and where Nobel Hobos nominated me for Prettiest Name?

I had to leave the award ceremony to take care of eating, sleeping, etc. But now that I'm back, I'll try to catch up.

These awards are great! :D

Can I assume the "Least Likely To Get An Award" guy that therefore didn't actually get an award was me?;)

Yes. I'm trying to find a way I can put this on the list without contradicting myself.
I know! I'll use white, the anti-type.
Why doesn't anyone use this font? It looks much more important.
Echo! Echo!

Geez, I post all those stylish things and I fail to get ONE measly nomination. :p

Are you kidding? Most Arrogant Award is quite an achievement.

I only got one award, but it's the only one to contain the phrase "best poster."

With a potted palm carefully placed near it, most of my guests don't notice the other words.

"OMG, you won NSG! What year was that?" they ask. I just fake a blush and mutter something about having lots of twisted time on my hands.

Assuming your guests get to your house without becoming returning to infancy, or ahead into old age.

I'll invite you around sometime to meet Socrates, he's quite a guy. Or he will be, if he gets out of the habit of using the side door.

EDIT: My reply came after your post. When did you leave the wormhole?

That's the thing about wormholes: it is very hard to say.

Are you kidding? Most Arrogant Award is quite an achievement.

I only got one award, but it's the only one to contain the phrase "best poster."

With a potted palm carefully placed near it, most of my guests don't notice the other words.

"OMG, you won NSG! What year was that?" they ask. I just fake a blush and mutter something about having lots of twisted time on my hands.

Assuming your guests get to your house without becoming returning to infancy, or ahead into old age.

EDIT: My reply came after your post. When did you leave the wormhole?

Geez, I post all those stylish things and I fail to get ONE measly nomination. :p

most brazilian? must be yours...








mmm.... shaved!...

I had to leave the award ceremony to take care of eating, sleeping, etc. But now that I'm back, I'll try to catch up.

Yay! Thank you! :)

And your humble thread is blessed by an actual mod! Who isn't Kat!

And this actual mod is spamming your thread! With advertising for the new and better spam forum!!

Oh, happy day!





I resent that! It's not spamming. Get your terms right: it's a threadja--

Oh, wait.

Ahem. It is, of course, i n f o r m a t i o n, the role of the mods being to educate and inform; just like the media, only cheaper.

Now get back on topic, you shameless not-on-topic-poster!

Since this thread started, I started a thread of my own "Confess! Who are your puppets?" which has pretty much wound-down now.

EDIT: Er, no surprisingly. About 6 new entries since.

Of course, anyone with or without puppets on NSG is welcome to post to it still, but I won't link to it here ... that would be dread and foul SPAMMING, now wouldn't it?

The subject is obviously quite different, but I was somewhat inspired by the OP's "open-source model." I should have thought it through more.

New Limacon, is there anything you would have done differently here?

I'd like to note that editing the OP to keep up with posts is a huge hassle, and it would be really cool if we could have tables, like an html or Word table, even if they just display as plain text.

It's also given me some insight into the role of the Original Poster. Once you allow for editing the OP, people blame the Original Poster for just about everything ... it's a little taste of Mod-dom perhaps.

Thanks New Limacon. Funky thread there. 100% chat, of course, but I enjoyed it heaps!

Since this thread started, I started a thread of my own "Confess! Who are your puppets?" which has pretty much wound-down now.

EDIT: Er, no surprisingly. About 6 new entries since.

Of course, anyone with or without puppets on NSG is welcome to post to it still, but I won't link to it here ... that would be dread and foul SPAMMING, now wouldn't it?

The subject is obviously quite different, but I was somewhat inspired by the OP's "open-source model." I should have thought it through more.

New Limacon, is there anything you would have done differently here?

I'd like to note that editing the OP to keep up with posts is a huge hassle, and it would be really cool if we could have tables, like an html or Word table, even if they just display as plain text.

It's also given me some insight into the role of the Original Poster. Once you allow for editing the OP, people blame the Original Poster for just about everything ... it's a little taste of Mod-dom perhaps.

Thanks New Limacon. Funky thread there. 100% chat, of course, but I enjoyed it heaps!
I in turn stole the idea from Dinaverg's "We Are Family" thread. The link is in my signature.
You're right, it would be easier if there was some HTML table that could be changed, or a wiki. Many, many weeks from now, people will look back at the New Limacon Model* and marvel at how their forefathers had to edit the original post each time, instead of using whatever amazing technology will be discovered between now and then. We are pioneers, Nobel Hobos, cutting the paths that others will take after us.

* Sorry, Dinaverg, I named it first.

Well, I'm going to pack up my test-tubes and my world-domination guffaws and go sulk on the comfortable seats in the UN forum. My little attempt at social experimentation failed miserably.
I am not closing the thread, despite its spamminess, because it can be a good-humoured way of letting some of the shyer members of the community get to know the group.

Bah. The thread's full of the usual suspects and only five 2007-ers. And somehow I don't think Barringtonia (2567 posts) or Xiscapia (2750) can be described as shy.

Note to self: Generalites make lousy laboratory rats.

Well, I'm going to pack up my test-tubes and my world-domination guffaws and go sulk on the comfortable seats in the UN forum. My little attempt at social experimentation failed miserably.


Bah. The thread's full of the usual suspects and only five 2007-ers. And somehow I don't think Barringtonia (2567 posts) or Xiscapia (2750) can be described as shy.

Note to self: Generalites make lousy laboratory rats.

Perhaps we should just feed them to the Kat instead?

Clarifying: I only got the Most Arrogant award because I asked for it.

Also...

They like me! They REALLY LIKE ME! :D

*HUG ATTACKS THREAD*

Whaaaaaat? No awards for the Kat?



*flounces off swishing her cute little tail*

I resent that! It's not spamming. Get your terms right: it's a threadja--

Oh, wait.

Ahem. It is, of course, i n f o r m a t i o n, the role of the mods being to educate and inform; just like the media, only cheaper.

Now get back on topic, you shameless not-on-topic-poster!

Perhaps we should just feed them to the Kat instead?

*HUG ATTACKS THREAD*

Whaaaaaat? No awards for the Kat?



*flounces off swishing her cute little tail*

Not one, not two, but three Mods have graced this thread. And not even to ban anyone or close anything. Truly we are blessed.

Yes. I'm trying to find a way I can put this on the list without contradicting myself.
I know! I'll use white, the anti-type.
Why doesn't anyone use this font? It looks much more important.
Echo! Echo!

Why not put my name in parentheses in the edit you made concerning the "least likely"?

*HUG ATTACKS THREAD*

Whaaaaaat? No awards for the Kat?


The People's Mod Award: Katganistan



Seems the resident dictator has decided to give you the "peoples" award.

*mutter mutter first against the wall mutter*

*flounces off swishing her cute little tail*

It certainly is cute, and swishy ... and stripey. But little?

Bah. The thread's full of the usual suspects and only five 2007-ers. And somehow I don't think Barringtonia (2567 posts) or Xiscapia (2750) can be described as shy.

I'm pretty dang shy, in my humble opinion. Yep, that's me, shy as all hell and proud of it too. Who wants to hear me talk about how shy I am?
I'm tired, not crazy. Or maybe I'm both.

I'm pretty dang shy, in my humble opinion. Yep, that's me, shy as all hell and proud of it too. Who wants to hear me talk about how shy I am?
I'm tired, not crazy. Or maybe I'm both.

You're a n00b. You're too new to count as shy.

I nominate Saevitian Archipelago (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13200988) for "Soundcheck Guy Who Didn't Know It Was The Nishgies Tonight" Award.

Come on, Saevitian Archipelago, just quote this and say "seconded."

Rules say "you can't nominate yourself"

Rules DON'T say "you can't second yourself"

Or any other n00b, or puppet, or mod. Post a second, for Justice!

Half a rat's-arse, anyway, for justice!

Post ye, and allow New Limacon, the OP, to redeem himself from the descent into fascism constituted by putting a mod straight in the list for breaking the first rule without even a seconder.

OP ... redeem thyself!

I nominate Saevitian Archipelago (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13200988) for "Soundcheck Guy Who Didn't Know It Was The Nishgies Tonight" Award.

Come on, Saevitian Archipelago, just quote this and say "seconded."

Rules say "you can't nominate yourself"

Rules DON'T say "you can't second yourself"

Or any other n00b, or puppet, or mod. Post a second, for Justice!

Half a rat's-arse, anyway, for justice!

Post ye, and allow New Limacon, the OP, to redeem himself from the descent into fascism constituted by putting a mod straight in the list for breaking the first rule without even a seconder.

OP ... redeem thyself!

I'll redeem myself by seconding your nomination.
As OP, I have executive privilege. There are plenty of people I nominate and then second without actually posting such. Katganistan was one such example.

*HUG ATTACKS THREAD*

Whaaaaaat? No awards for the Kat?



*flounces off swishing her cute little tail*
*nominates for best avatar*

I have no awards. And by the way...

Best Nederlander: The Blaatschapen

:eek: I got nominated? What did I do to deserve this? :D

:eek: I got nominated? What did I do to deserve this? :D

One. You're a Nederlander. Two. You don't post much, but it can be pretty funny.

One. You're a Nederlander. Two. You don't post much, but it can be pretty funny.

So you mean "dutch humor is nice, as long as we don't have too much of it"? :p

I nominate The Brevious and Straughn for a joint 'Greatest Anecdoteers' award.

Yay!!!!

I/we/it's got some new ones too, boy howdy!
*dances weasel dance*
http://www.ferretcentral.org/jpegs/pauly-dance.jpg

Eh? I know what snarking is, but this just confuses me.
I'm OK with being criticized -- it was a thoughtless jest I made at IB's expense, and if there was something else I want to hear about it. :confused:I wasn't meaning you :)
it was more a supplement to your post than a confrontation. *nods*

I nominate The Brevious for "Best Math Jester" award.
I would like to thank Tom Lehrer for help in that regard. *bows*
You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the tens place.
Now that's really four tens
So you make it three tens,
Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones,
And you add 'em to the two and get twelve,
And you take away three, that's nine.
Is that clear?

Now instead of four in the tens place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, ten, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look in the hundreds place.

From the three you then use one
To make ten ones...
(And you know why four plus minus one
Plus ten is fourteen minus one?
'Cause addition is commutative, right!)...
And so you've got thirteen tens
And you take away seven,
And that leaves five...

Well, six actually...
But the idea is the important thing!

Now go back to the hundreds place,
You're left with two,
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Everybody get one?
Not bad for the first day!

Hooray for New Math,
New-hoo-hoo Math,
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!

Now, that actually is not the answer that I had in mind, because the book that I got this problem out of wants you to do it in base eight. But don't panic! Base eight is just like base ten really - if you're missing two fingers! Shall we have a go at it? Hang on...

You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the eights place.
Now that's really four eights,
So you make it three eights,
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones
And you add 'em to the two,
And you get one-two base eight,
Which is ten base ten,
And you take away three, that's seven.
Ok?

Now instead of four in the eights place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, eight, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look at the sixty-fours...

"Sixty-four? How did sixty-four get into it?" I hear you cry! Well, sixty-four is eight squared, don't you see? "Well, ya ask a silly question, ya get a silly answer!"

From the three, you then use one
To make eight ones,
You add those ones to the three,
And you get one-three base eight,
Or, in other words,
In base ten you have eleven,
And you take away seven,
And seven from eleven is four!
Now go back to the sixty-fours,
You're left with two,
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Now, let's not always see the same hands!
One, that's right.
Whoever got "one" can stay after the show and clean the erasers.

Hooray for New Math,
New-hoo-hoo Math!
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!
Come back tomorrow night...we're gonna do fractions!

I nominate you all for the Too Much Free Time Award :)

This, of course, nominates you for your own award:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Thread.jpg

A Ming vase? A record?

An X-Files episode?
http://tecfa.unige.ch/perso/staf/nova/blog/2006/02/19/sound-and-ceramics-6500-yo-voices-recorded-in-pottery/
Rise.

Yes. I'm trying to find a way I can put this on the list without contradicting myself.
I know! I'll use white (blue), the anti-type.
Why doesn't anyone use this font? It looks much more important.
Echo! Echo!
They might not use that font in white! :p

Note to self: Generalites make lousy laboratory rats.

Consider your control group.
*nods emphatically*

Well, I'm going to pack up my test-tubes and my world-domination guffaws and go sulk on the comfortable seats in the UN forum. My little attempt at social experimentation failed miserably.


Bah. The thread's full of the usual suspects and only five 2007-ers. And somehow I don't think Barringtonia (2567 posts) or Xiscapia (2750) can be described as shy.

Note to self: Generalites make lousy laboratory rats.

fuck lab rats, generalites will never fully submit to the will of anyone. not even those NG celebraties that have existed. (i know how entranced and preoccupied by the game some people are so they'll inevitably point out some poster or other who's gunna pown us all, unfortunately that only works if we care, ha! welcome to NSG bitches.) and only selectively to those mods who will forever slime their malignant juice over free discussion and humour.

I nominate The atlantean islands for the Keeper of the Kimchi Flame award, in recognition of his efforts to remind NSG that t3h 3b1l m05l3mz are still out there waiting to oppress everyone and establish t3h ©@l1p@y7.

I nominate The atlantean islands for the Keeper of the Kimchi Flame award, in recognition of his efforts to remind NSG that t3h 3b1l m05l3mz are still out there waiting to oppress everyone and establish t3h ©@l1p@y7.

i would certainly support a nomination for that poster of many names to be set on fire. or maybe just drowned. or actually parched. it'd be ironic see, cuz he hates arabs right? and arabs are living in the desert. and when you are on peyote the only peops in control are a bunch of mexicans. how safe can you reasonably feel after all that scaremongering foxshite?


phere my lojic, lol.

So you mean "dutch humor is nice, as long as we don't have too much of it"? :p

No.

Am I best Frenchman (by default), or are there other Frogs around here? :D

No.

Come on, I had at least expected a (semi-)witty retort :D

Aw... No "Most likely to relapse after taking a break from NS" award... :(

I'd like to nominate myself as Most Zilam like person on the forums.

:D Seconded!

I nominate Soheran as "Most Likely to have his ugly mug sold Che Guevera style on t-shirts at the GAP"

Are you trying to curse me or something? ;)

I nominate myself as "Most Likely to Violate New Limacon's Self-Nomination Rule."

I nominate myself, Kryozerkia, for: Most Likely to Post While F$%*ing Stoned

I nominate myself, Kryozerkia, for: Most Likely to Post While F$%*ing Stoned

And LaDameSansMerci, for: Most Likely to Post While F$%*ing Drunk !

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