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The new cheese appreciation thread

Gun Manufacturers
06-11-2007, 10:15
So, since the last cheese thread got closed, I thought it might be good to get another one started. Hopefully this one can stay on topic. :D

What cheese(s) have you tried, which ones do you enjoy the most, what cheese combinations have you had, and which onese would you be interested in trying at least once.

I've tried Havarti, Gouda (smoked, as well as regular), Colby, Colby-Jack, Cheddar, Swiss, Edam, Butterkäse, and Bleu Cheese. I enjoyed most of them (although I didn't develop a taste for Bleu Cheese, and most Cheddar is sharper than I'd like). As for combinations, Chili-Mac is awesome, and like I said in the other cheese thread, I'd be interested in trying out chocolate cheese fondue.
Brutland and Norden
06-11-2007, 10:36
ate a four-cheese pizza for lunch. and pasta with gorgonzola sauce. yum.
The Blaatschapen
06-11-2007, 10:41
Well, I've tried Edam and Gouda ofcourse. And probably many other dutch cheeses as well. Camembert, Brie and various other French cheeses are nice. Swiss cheese is good. Cheddar, Gorgonzola and ofcourse Parmigiano-Reggiano :D

Oh and some Irish cheese of which I forgot the name :( I like cheese, I like it almost as much as beer.. almost :D
Rambhutan
06-11-2007, 10:44
I am surprised such blatant cheese bashing is allowed by the mods.
Hannelore Rulez
06-11-2007, 11:01
Mammary fluids. Squeezed from the nipple of a big, stinky mammal. Then allowed to rot until it becomes solid.
And I'm supposed to put this in my mouth.
The Blaatschapen
06-11-2007, 11:01
Mammary fluids. Squeezed from the nipple of a big, stinky mammal. Then allowed to rot until it becomes solid.
And I'm supposed to put this in my mouth.

Hmm, that makes me think. What would the cheese made from the milk of a human woman be like :D
Brutland and Norden
06-11-2007, 11:09
Mammary fluids. Squeezed from the nipple of a big, stinky mammal. Then allowed to rot until it becomes solid.
And I'm supposed to put this in my mouth.
No. It is solidified, and then it is allowed to rot.
Barringtonia
06-11-2007, 11:10
Hmm, that makes me think. What would the cheese made from the milk of a human woman be like :D

I think there's issues with making it - some difference between human milk and farm animal milk.

EDIT: Here you go, it's because there's less protein in breast milk than farm animal milk.

And I found the answer. It turned out that breast milk can not curdle, because the protein content is lower, and because the protein in breast milk is more easily digested compared to cow's milk. That's why, unmodified cow's milk is unsuitable for babies. And on the other hand, adding acid to further 'digest' breastmilk protein won't curdle the milk.

Here's a link (http://www.indrani.net/index.php?q=2006/03/breast_milk_cheese) to the blog of someone who tried - no milking pictures alas
Hannelore Rulez
06-11-2007, 11:11
No. It is solidified, and then it is allowed to rot.
I'm sorry. My mistake. It's still ickygross.
Brutland and Norden
06-11-2007, 11:15
I'm sorry. My mistake. It's still ickygross.
I presume you don't drink yogurt, or eat meat?
Hannelore Rulez
06-11-2007, 11:19
I presume you don't drink yogurt, or eat meat?
Got it in one.
And, um... I was under the impression that yogurt was eaten with a spoon.
Gartref
06-11-2007, 11:25
I like Guantanamo cheese sandwiches grilled Waco-style.
Brutland and Norden
06-11-2007, 11:32
Got it in one.
And, um... I was under the impression that yogurt was eaten with a spoon.
Yes, many do. I don't. I don't ingest yogurt. That's why I do not know it is eaten with a spoon. Icky thing, that yogurt.
Hannelore Rulez
06-11-2007, 11:36
Yes, many do. I don't. I don't ingest yogurt. That's why I do not know it is eaten with a spoon. Icky thing, that yogurt.
Indeed it is, crawling with live bacteria. I know they're good bacteria, but still... yuck!
[NS]Fergi America
06-11-2007, 11:40
I think there's issues with making it - some difference between human milk and farm animal milk.

EDIT: Here you go, it's because there's less protein in breast milk than farm animal milk.
Here's a link (http://www.indrani.net/index.php?q=2006/03/breast_milk_cheese) to the blog of someone who tried - no milking pictures alasHmm...that may be possible to overcome by throwing some extra casein in it. Checking, I see that casein powder is available at some online health food stores...
Brutland and Norden
06-11-2007, 11:43
Indeed it is, crawling with live bacteria. I know they're good bacteria, but still... yuck!
Hey, they're good... but their smell and evil taste makes me say no. I'll just eat my good bacteria from the petri dish.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2007, 11:44
Indeed it is, crawling with live bacteria. I know they're good bacteria, but still... yuck!

No cheese? No Yogurt?

Some people are so uncultured. :rolleyes:


:D
Brutland and Norden
06-11-2007, 11:45
No cheese? No Yogurt?

Some people are so uncultured. :rolleyes:
Yes, some doesn't like cultures. :D
Hannelore Rulez
06-11-2007, 11:46
No cheese? No Yogurt?

Some people are so uncultured. :rolleyes:


:D

Groooooooooooooooooooooooooan.
Although I am proud that I actually got that.
Sarkhaan
06-11-2007, 17:07
Indeed it is, crawling with live bacteria. I know they're good bacteria, but still... yuck!ah...if only you saw the thousands of bacteria living on a single lettuce leaf...

No cheese? No Yogurt?

Some people are so uncultured. :rolleyes:


:D

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one of these days, Alice...
Khadgar
06-11-2007, 17:16
ah...if only you saw the thousands of bacteria living on a single lettuce leaf...



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one of these days, Alice...

Or the thousand trillion of the little fellas living in and on our bodies. Amusing that's ten times the number of human cells. We're mostly bacteria!
Intestinal fluids
06-11-2007, 17:26
Turns out Cheese isnt nearly as interesting of a topic without inane political nonsence sprinkled in.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2007, 18:40
Turns out Cheese isnt nearly as interesting of a topic without inane political nonsence sprinkled in.

Who would've thought?

Let's ask Cheesus for advice:

http://www.poizenideas.com/cheesus/cheesus.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2007, 21:40
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one of these days, Alice...

You liked it. :)
Intangelon
06-11-2007, 21:51
Monterey Jack, cheddar (I prefer it white, extra sharp), colby, brick, camembert, brie, brest-bleu, roquefort, mozzarella (fresher is better), asiago, romano, ricotta, mascarpone, gorgonzola, parmesan, provolone, gruyere, "Swiss", jarlsberg, edam, gouda (smoked, please!), havarti (dill, please!), feta, saganaki, asadero, queso quesadilla, and a few others whose name I can't recall, and no, I don't count "cheese products" and especially not "cheese food" -- I mean, what IS that? The stuff they feed to other cheeses?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-11-2007, 22:26
Indeed it is, crawling with live bacteria. I know they're good bacteria, but still... yuck!
Unless you personally irradiate all your food, I guarantee that everything you eat is "crawling with live bacteria."
I like cheese of almost all sorts (but especially Italian cheeses, like Parmesan, Provolone, Mozzarella).
The sole exception from my general adoration of all things cheese is blue cheese (and all similar products). I don't know who it was that first decided to purposefully grow mold on their food, but they really shouldn't have shared their vomit-inducing discovery.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2007, 23:00
Unless you personally irradiate all your food, I guarantee that everything you eat is "crawling with live bacteria."
I like cheese of almost all sorts (but especially Italian cheeses, like Parmesan, Provolone, Mozzarella).
The sole exception from my general adoration of all things cheese is blue cheese (and all similar products). I don't know who it was that first decided to purposefully grow mold on their food, but they really shouldn't have shared their vomit-inducing discovery.

The one thing I've always wondered; How do you know when blue cheese goes bad? :confused:
ColaDrinkers
06-11-2007, 23:18
I don't eat a whole lot of cheese, but I do like herrgård (a Swedish hard cheese), brie, feta and gorgonzola. Especially gorgonzola. Yum!
Chandelier
06-11-2007, 23:36
I'm having macaroni and cheese for dinner right now. :)
Gun Manufacturers
07-11-2007, 00:41
I'm currently enjoying a burger. It's beef, bacon, and shredded cheddar cheese mixed together (the local store sells the patties like this sometimes), and I stacked it on a bun with a slice of american cheese, ketchup, and mustard.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tasty. :D The cheese really does make this relatively ordinary burger something special.
Gravlen
07-11-2007, 20:40
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one of these days, Alice...

One of these days, you'll see LG where he belongs! http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/image004.gif
Infinite Revolution
07-11-2007, 21:54
i'm partial to a good camel bear. also rock fort and still tonne.