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America's first black president will also be America's first female president...
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Yup! It's Condy!

She gets the blacks, women, and Republicans, winning in a landslide.

:D

'Cept she is not running. Also, she is a member of Bush's cabinet. The Bush Administration has a 30% approval rating.

Or is this sarcastic?

She gets the blacks, women, and Republicans, winning in a landslide.So, white people won't vote for her, men won't vote for her and democrats won't vote for her. Thus, she gets buried under a landslide. ;)

I briefly considered this during Bush's first term when his approval ratings were high. After Iraq I quickly dismissed it.

So, white people won't vote for her, men won't vote for her and democrats won't vote for her. Thus, she gets buried under a landslide. ;)

You mean she gets flooded like New Orleans.

You mean she gets flooded like New Orleans.

Ahh please, she's richer than those in New Orleans, she would get crushed under the rumble created by an earthquake in California.

*nods*

Ahh please, she's richer than those in New Orleans, she would get crushed under the rumble created by an earthquake in California.

*nods*

No no no, her chances of election go up in blazes like California!

:D

See, this is why Buddha sucks at politics. :p

No no no, her chances of election go up in blazes like California!

:D

Ahh touché.

See, this is why Buddha sucks at politics. :p

Yeah, you think he'd do his Little Buddy the Dalai Lama a favor and get Tibet independent by now.

I don't think so, she's tainted by association with the Bush administration who seems to be a sinking ship with rats leaving.

And here I was thinking you ment Oprah as the first female black American President.

America's first black president will also be America's first female president...
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Yup! It's Condy!

She gets the blacks, women, and Republicans, winning in a landslide.

:D

She has no chance.
Even if she wanted to run, she shouldn't buddha.

Well, Zeus told me that America's next president will be the epitome of minority - a grey rock. It doesn't even have a gender or a race, or even a species. It also has no opinions that could cost it votes. It's so completely inoffensive to the average American that it will get the average everyday person vote - which I'm told amounts to almost everyone.

Then again, nobody's believed in Zeus for several thousand years, so he might be a bit out of touch with the current politcal climate. :p

America's first black president will also be America's first female president...
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Yup! It's Condy!

She gets the blacks, women, and Republicans, winning in a landslide.

:D

Fuck that. I'm a woman and I wouldn't for her. Besides it's a well known fact that republicans don't like blacks or women. So they certainly wouldn't vote for a black woman. Oh yea and god called. He's pretty pissed that anyone of the fools in Washington are using his name in public. He said something about ruining his street cred.

Well, Zeus told me that America's next president will be the epitome of minority - a grey rock. It doesn't even have a gender or a race, or even a species. It also has no opinions that could cost it votes. It's so completely inoffensive to the average American that it will get the average everyday person vote - which I'm told amounts to almost everyone.

Then again, nobody's believed in Zeus for several thousand years, so he might be a bit out of touch with the current politcal climate. :p

The rock has my vote.

The grey rock cannot speak. In the event that the grey rock does speak, I urge you to disregard its advice.

On a related note the grey rock told me to kill you all and take the world for myself.

The grey rock cannot speak. In the event that the grey rock does speak, I urge you to disregard its advice.

On a related note the grey rock told me to kill you all and take the world for myself.

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