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I want to be a goblin

Markeliopia
31-10-2007, 15:12
This is so cool
link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=489653&in_page_id=1965

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

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The report claims that after they reach their peak around the year 3000 humans will begin to regress

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.

The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiselled features, however.

While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.

Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.

Dr Curry said: "The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.

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H G Wells' Science Fiction novel The Time Machine (which was later adapted into two films - this picture is from the 2002 version) the human race has evolved into two species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/eloimorlocks1_468x595.jpg
...and the frightening, animalistic Morlock (as seen in the 1960 film version of the classic book)

"While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other.

"After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'."

Dr Curry's theory may strike a chord with readers who have read H G Wells' classic novel The Time Machine, in particular his descriptions of the Eloi and the Morlock races.

In the 1895 book, the human race has evolved into two distinct species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi and the frightening, animalistic Morlock who are destined to work underground to keep the Eloi happy.
Rambhutan
31-10-2007, 15:19
Mmmm deja vu
Markeliopia
31-10-2007, 15:20
Mmmm deja vu

did somone already post this here?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
31-10-2007, 15:22
Dr Curry's theory may strike a chord with readers who have read H G Wells' classic novel The Time Machine, in particular his descriptions of the Eloi and the Morlock races.

In the 1895 book, the human race has evolved into two distinct species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi and the frightening, animalistic Morlock who are destined to work underground to keep the Eloi happy.
Allow me to be the first to point out that writer of the article has no idea what he is talking about. The Eloi were neither intelligent nor wealthy. They were stupid, lazy, illiterate and the only reason that they could survive at all was as a result of the Morlocks who constantly worked underground to support them.
They were attractive (I guess) if you like giggling, blond air-heads who are terrified of the dark and had a penchant for being captured by subterranean ape men.
HC Eredivisie
31-10-2007, 15:22
did somone already post this here?
Yes.:p
Infinite Revolution
31-10-2007, 15:27
no, it's so bullshit conjecture.
Markeliopia
31-10-2007, 15:28
no, it's so bullshit conjecture.

I wonder which group the decendents of the scientest are going to be in
Khadgar
31-10-2007, 15:29
Yes it's already been posted, yes it's already been debunked, severely.
Indepence
31-10-2007, 15:38
Allow me to be the first to point out that writer of the article has no idea what he is talking about. The Eloi were neither intelligent nor wealthy. They were stupid, lazy, illiterate and the only reason that they could survive at all was as a result of the Morlocks who constantly worked underground to support them.
They were attractive (I guess) if you like giggling, blond air-heads who are terrified of the dark and had a penchant for being captured by subterranean ape men.

Thank you, Fiddlebottoms. I am glad somebody pointed this out. The writer was an idiot. Even with the pics. The first pick is of Jeremy Irons and he is a Morlock. In the movie remake of The Time Machine in 2002, the Morlocks had to genetic classes. The brute force dumb Morlocks, and the intellegent smart Morlocks. The author did not only not know the story, but never even bothered to review the movie.
Ooshil
31-10-2007, 15:39
HAHAHAHA... yeah. Sounds like someone may have fallen asleep "researching" H.G. Wells...:p
Ariddia
31-10-2007, 16:01
Even with the pics. The first pick is of Jeremy Irons and he is a Morlock. In the movie remake of The Time Machine in 2002, the Morlocks had to genetic classes. The brute force dumb Morlocks, and the intellegent smart Morlocks.

I thought so, yes. The 2002 version was rubbish, anyway.
Luporum
31-10-2007, 16:19
How original...

Maybe another break off species will survive entirely on the sea, but lose a leg through evolution seeing as how they hardly move. They survive fishing large mammals.

A bunch of tiny humans inhabit an island worshiping a conch shell and fighting with each other.

A Prince from Denmark, etc, etc, everyone dies at the end.
Kyronea
31-10-2007, 16:21
HAHAHAHA... yeah. Sounds like someone may have fallen asleep "researching" H.G. Wells...:p

I figure the guy just picked out random good sounding shit...in the more encompassing article he mentioned things like women's breasts will be larger, and so on and so forth. Utter rubbish.
Cannot think of a name
31-10-2007, 16:31
"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Here's where I am stuck...surgeries and body modifications are not genetic traits so how are they supposed to be passed on? It seems to me that this will actually work towards genetic diversity because even if those traits are selected for, the parents won't pass them on because they don't actually have them genetically, just surgically, which again, isn't something a parent passes on unless it's a wildly inappropriate 16th birthday present...

...I mean, it's not like a tattooed lady gives birth to a tattooed baby...
Kyronea
31-10-2007, 16:34
Here's where I am stuck...surgeries and body modifications are not genetic traits so how are they supposed to be passed on? It seems to me that this will actually work towards genetic diversity because even if those traits are selected for, the parents won't pass them on because they don't actually have them genetically, just surgically, which again, isn't something a parent passes on unless it's a wildly inappropriate 16th birthday present...

...I mean, it's not like a tattooed lady gives birth to a tattooed baby...

It's not science. It's pure bullshit from some Economic studies deparment.
Balderdash71964
31-10-2007, 16:39
If you want to be a Goblin, today is a good day to be it!

And if you want to be a Goblin, you should aspire to be Blix,
Th3 Gr34t3$t G0b#1n 3v3r!!111!!

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/Balderdash71964/Blix_Greatest_Goblin_Ever.jpg
Markeliopia
31-10-2007, 17:04
If you want to be a Goblin, today is a good day to be it!

And if you want to be a Goblin, you should aspire to be Blix,
Th3 Gr34t3$t G0b#1n 3v3r!!111!!

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/Balderdash71964/Blix_Greatest_Goblin_Ever.jpg

sweet
Bottomboys
31-10-2007, 17:23
Already has happened; we have the chavs/white trash and everyone else.