NationStates Jolt Archive

Yeah, it's that time again. Since Jolt has no search function, and spending hours to look through hundreds of pages is ten degrees of ridiculous, I'm bringing a new Voice thread to General. It's pretty simple, really. Just record yourself saying anything, upload it to a file hosting website (preferably Putfile), and post the link here. I'll start things off.


Me: http://media.putfile.com/Please-Call-Stella-particle

Chandelier: http://media.putfile.com/kindoframbling
http://media.putfile.com/Chandy
http://media.putfile.com/Chandelierdoomsong
http://media.putfile.com/Me-Singing-...ot-good-at-all
http://http://media.putfile.com/Chan...quirrel-giggle
http://media.putfile.com/Chandeliers-voice

Fass: Me just talking about nothing, really.

Kiryu-shi: http://media.putfile.com/Kiryu-shi-Greeting-to-NSG

Nouvelle Wallonochie: http://media.putfile.com/english-96-30
http://media.putfile.com/francais-23

Rasselas: http://media.putfile.com/Manc-50

SaintB: http://media.putfile.com/Me-Working-76

Sarkhaan: http://media.putfile.com/northsoutheastwest

Sinuhue: http://media.putfile.com/My-diatribe
http://media.putfile.com/Sinuhue-in-Spanish
http://media.putfile.com/Sinuhue-in-French-32

Smunkeeville: http://www.viddler.com/smunkee/videos/1/

Turquoise Days: http://media.putfile.com/me-once-again-21

UpwardThrust: http://www.youdontevenrealize.com/thrusty.mp3

Wilgrove: http://files.filefront.com/JPTwma/;8928623;/fileinfo.html

Zilam: http://media.putfile.com/Meeeeeeee-67


Come on Generalites, out with it. We need more voice clips, and remember, you can always record more than one.

http://www.viddler.com/smunkee/videos/1/

it's recent-ish, you can hear me.

Me just talking about nothing, really. (http://media.putfile.com/Fassitude)

Sorry to those of you who can't play .wma files, but I can't be arsed to download audacity at this time of night.

http://www.viddler.com/smunkee/videos/1/

it's recent-ish, you can hear me.

So cute, but you knew that.

So cute, but you knew that.
thanks!
I listened to yours I'm in love with the gay boy.....and yes, it's a window sill. (or that's what we call them in Oklahoma)

Well I think this is my first submission ... I know I hate my voice but I was bored watching the file transfer window tick down

Don't be too mean

(by the way I don't have mine on another site it is a .mp3 download sorry)

http://www.youdontevenrealize.com/thrusty.mp3

Here's my voice, and I'm basically doing what the beginning of my internet talk radio show would be like if I ever decide to have one. Of course I probably won't since I think I lack that radio voice.

Linky! (http://files.filefront.com/JPTwma/;8928623;/fileinfo.html)

Well I think this is my first submission ... I know I hate my voice but I was bored watching the file transfer window tick down

Don't be too mean

(by the way I don't have mine on another site it is a .mp3 download sorry)

http://www.youdontevenrealize.com/thrusty.mp3

Your voice sounds alot better than mine man, you got a great voice. :)

Yeah, it's that time again. Since Jolt has no search function, and spending hours to look through hundreds of pages is ten degrees of ridiculous, I'm bringing a new Voice thread to General. It's pretty simple, really. Just record yourself saying anything, upload it to a file hosting website (preferably Putfile), and post the link here. I'll start things off.

http://media.putfile.com/Please-Call-Stella-particle

I finally found my good microphone, and no longer come across sounding like an overgrown twelve-year-old.Uh, yes, Jolt does have a search function. It's limited to one search every three minutes, yes, but it exists.

Your voice sounds alot better than mine man, you got a great voice. :)

Thank you :)

And here we go once again, sorry I'm a bit annoyed this time.
http://media.putfile.com/me-once-again-21

thanks!

Welcome, doll.

I listened to yours I'm in love with the gay boy.....and yes, it's a window sill. (or that's what we call them in Oklahoma)

This is a recurring theme with you.

Welcome, doll.
:)


This is a recurring theme with you.
it really is. It leads me to believe that maybe all my homosexual friends are right about their gay-dar and my real life boy is really not as straight as I believe him to be.

did I tell you my first 3 boyfriends were gay? :eek: I was an official beard for two of them though, so I guess it's not all bad.....the other one came out quickly... which was fine, we still got to hang out.

Me just talking about nothing, really. (http://media.putfile.com/Fassitude)

Sorry to those of you who can't play .wma files, but I can't be arsed to download audacity at this time of night.

It's gone already?

*Is sad*

It's gone already?

*Is sad*

Try it again. (http://media.putfile.com/Fassitude)

Try it again. (http://media.putfile.com/Fassitude)
Yay! :D

*Is no longer sad*
*Is amused by the blatant hatred for Oliver Twist movies* :p



Yay windowsill!

Yay! :D

*Is no longer sad*
*Is amused by the blatant hatred for Oliver Twist movies* :p

And books! Anything Dickens, really. *spits*

Yay windowsill!

Okay...

I'll do the uploady on my one when I get on my laptop laters.

I can't record any new ones at the moment but here are some of the ones I've posted before.

http://media.putfile.com/kindoframbling
http://media.putfile.com/Chandy
http://media.putfile.com/Chandelierdoomsong
http://media.putfile.com/Me-Singing-a-Song-probably-not-good-at-all
http://http://media.putfile.com/Chandeliersinister-squirrel-giggle
http://media.putfile.com/Chandeliers-voice

bad recording with Boston accent (http://media.putfile.com/northsoutheastwest)

bad recording with Boston accent (http://media.putfile.com/northsoutheastwest)

Horrible quality. Still stiffy-inducing.

Horrible quality. Still stiffy-inducing.

I apologise...sadly, that was recorded a while ago using my headphones. Although, a recording today would sound awful

*is still seek* :(

I apologise...sadly, that was recorded a while ago using my headphones. Although, a recording today would sound awful

*is still seek* :(

That means you have that sexy, congested cold-voice thing going on.

That means you have that sexy, congested cold-voice thing going on.

More of a sexy "my tonsils are twice their normal size and coated in puss, and I've had a 102 degree fever for 5 days" kinda thing
although, it does seem to be clearing a tiny bit

More of a sexy "my tonsils are twice their normal size and coated in puss, and I've had a 102 degree fever for 5 days" kinda thing
although, it does seem to be clearing a tiny bit

Mono or strep or gonorrhoea (;))?

Mono or strep or gonorrhoea (;))?

haha...the mono and strep both came back neg. I imagine that throat gonorrhoea would be pretty nasty...let's hope it isn't that :p

haha...the mono and strep both came back neg. I imagine that throat gonorrhoea would be pretty nasty...let's hope it isn't that :p

Actually, it's not as nasty as one would imagine. It's usually asymptomatic and only rarely causes sore throats. The mono test, if only one of those quick tests for agglutinative/heterophile antibodies, could be a false negative especially in the first week, but I suppose they did the microscopy for atypical lymphocytes or either plan to repeat the quick test or do a proper serology.

Actually, it's not as nasty as one would imagine. It's usually asymptomatic and only rarely causes sore throats. The mono test, if only one of those quick tests for agglutinative/heterophile antibodies, could be a false negative especially in the first week, but I suppose they did the microscopy for atypical lymphocytes or either plan to repeat the quick test or do a proper serology.

hm...interesting.
They plan on retesting me for mono if I don't get better within the week. That is what I get for going through campus health.

Mind you, there is nothing better than giving blood when completely dehydrated and when you haven't had a meal in 2 days, so not looking forward to a repeat. Not to mention, I can't afford to miss that much class.

hm...interesting.
They plan on retesting me for mono if I don't get better within the week. That is what I get for going through campus health.

Meh, it's really actually quite pointless to go looking for it when the test is negative at first because it's not like it changes treatment, even though one does it because them's the guidelines. At least then one can give advice about the risk for spleen rupture, or ponder giving valaciclovir treatment if one finds it, but then again it's too late for that after a week, so...

Mind you, there is nothing better than giving blood when completely dehydrated and when you haven't had a meal in 2 days, so not looking forward to a repeat. Not to mention, I can't afford to miss that much class.

Give blood? You mean for a test? What do they take, like one or two vials? Don't be a wimp.

Meh, it's really actually quite pointless to go looking for it when the test is negative at first because it's not like it changes treatment, even though one does it because them's the guidelines. At least then one can give advice about the risk for spleen rupture, or ponder giving valaciclovir treatment if one finds it, but then again it's too late for that after a week, so...
Pretty much, yeah. And seeing as I don't feel like waiting another three hours with a bunch of sick people for a blood test, I think I'll just pass and take it easy a bit.



Give blood? You mean for a test? What do they take, like one or two vials? Don't be a wimp.

:eek:


Normally, I just scare the nurse by looking like I'm going to faint...this time, I actually almost did. Not fun.

So can it you nit ;) (sorry...movies on right now...)

i've tried recording something new but my computer's mic input sucks even when i'm using a good microphone :mad:

bah humbug!

Pretty much, yeah. And seeing as I don't feel like waiting another three hours with a bunch of sick people for a blood test, I think I'll just pass and take it easy a bit.

Krya på dig! That's Swedish for... uhm... "stop being sick!" Yeah, we like to command the sick that way.

Normally, I just scare the nurse by looking like I'm going to faint...this time, I actually almost did. Not fun.

So can it you nit ;) (sorry...movies on right now...)

Whatever you say, vasovagal boy. Which one?

Krya på dig! That's Swedish for... uhm... "stop being sick!" Yeah, we like to command the sick that way.And all this time, I thought that was the Germans...



Whatever you say, vasovagal boy. Which one?
:(
Pathetic for someone with a neck piercing.
Willy Wonka

And all this time, I thought that was the Germans...

Where do you think they got all their ideas from? It's no coincidence we became the image for the übermensch.

Pathetic for someone with a neck piercing.
Willy Wonka

Pathetic, but yet so hawt. That better be the old version! Damn you Johnny Depp...

And books! Anything Dickens, really. *spits*
Wait... Books? He's written more than Oliver Twist? I don't know if I believe that.

:p


Okay...

Well, you did ask ;)



Oh, and please, posters, may we have some more voice clips?

*Flees from the poor puns*

Try it again. (http://media.putfile.com/Fassitude)

My first laugh all day. You never fail. Speaking of which, you sounded oddly similar to John Lydon in the opening twenty seconds.

I still need to get a better microphone and sound card. The audio quality on my clip is oddly muffled... Alas, that'll be a while, so I'll have to make due with more audio clips. Coming soon, of course. Until then, I'll just index the extra additions on the OP.

Try it again. (http://media.putfile.com/Fassitude)

I like your voice. :)

My first laugh all day. You never fail. Speaking of which, you sounded oddly similar to John Lydon in the opening twenty seconds.

Johnny Rotten? Gee, thanks.

I like your voice. :)

You're too kind.

Kehehehehe...Fass always sounds so proper in English.

"Getting rambly"....puleez. It was rambly in the first 5 seconds.

Kehehehehe...Fass always sounds so proper in English.

Because you're so familiar with my speech in other languages?

"Getting rambly"....puleez. It was rambly in the first 5 seconds.

Shut it! ...oh, you already have.

Because you're so familiar with my speech in other languages? I've caught you speaking French you silly faggot. Ok fine you sound proper in that as well. And the little Swedish I've heard well, I don't know what proper Swedish would sound like. So hush you tart.



Shut it! ...oh, you already have.

Was this the same one you passed the link to before? When I tried to listen it said it had been taken down.

I'll do the uploady on my one when I get on my laptop laters.

Ok, maybe I won't. I might do it tomorrow, unless I forget again.

You're too kind.

I just feel really smiley today. I can't stop smiling. Maybe my face is stuck or something. :)

I've caught you speaking French you silly faggot. Ok fine you sound proper in that as well. And the little Swedish I've heard well, I don't know what proper Swedish would sound like. So hush you tart.

You're just jealous I'm unencumbered by a rural Canadian accent.

Was this the same one you passed the link to before? When I tried to listen it said it had been taken down.

Yes.

You're just jealous I'm unencumbered by a rural Canadian accent.:rolleyes:

http://media.putfile.com/My-diatribe
http://media.putfile.com/Sinuhue-in-Spanish
http://media.putfile.com/Sinuhue-in-French-32

:rolleyes:

http://media.putfile.com/My-diatribe
http://media.putfile.com/Sinuhue-in-Spanish

As you know, don't feel too bad about Canada. You could have been born just a little more South and, well, you know...

Why won't that link work for me, dammit! I need a laugh!

For some reason it takes a very long time to load, but it will eventually. And yes, laugh! Laugh all you want! I'm Albertan...we pride ourselves on our terrible French, or barring that, our complete and idiotic monolingualism. We are like our neighbours to the south in that regard.

http://media.putfile.com/Sinuhue-in-French-32

Why won't that link work for me, dammit! I need a laugh!

As you know, don't feel too bad about Canada. You could have been born just a little more South and, well, you know...

You make an excellent point.

For some reason it takes a very long time to load, but it will eventually. And yes, laugh! Laugh all you want! I'm Albertan...we pride ourselves on our terrible French, or barring that, our complete and idiotic monolingualism. We are like our neighbours to the south in that regard.

Funny how people want to point at the US and laugh at how everyone is monolingual as you say. There are over 300 languages spoken in the US. Sixty million + Americans speak another language outside of English in their homes. Given that the US does not have a multitude of small nations around it that speak different languages I would say that as a nation the different languages found can be surprising.

http://media.putfile.com/Kiryu-shi-Greeting-to-NSG

>.>

http://media.putfile.com/Kiryu-shi-Greeting-to-NSG

>.>

Your voice is deeper than I imagined.

:)

Funny how people want to point at the US and laugh at how everyone is monolingual as you say. There are over 300 languages spoken in the US. Sixty million + Americans speak another language outside of English in their homes. Given that the US does not have a multitude of small nations around it that speak different languages I would say that as a nation the different languages found can be surprising.

Yes and isn't it people like you would would like to keep all those language groups out?

Exactly. So don't take credit for what many of you would gleefully prevent.

Exactly. So don't take credit for what many of you would gleefully prevent.

Precisely. That 60 million figure is more than half Hispanic...

My voice sounds different to me in the recordings. I can't tell if it sounds lower or higher, though.

Your voice is deeper than I imagined.

:)

I think my voice is quite different in English and Japanese... I like my Japanese voice much better.

Yes and isn't it people like you would would like to keep all those language groups out?

Exactly. So don't take credit for what many of you would gleefully prevent.

People like me? I speak 3 languages. Our primary language outside of English in the home is Arabic. So the quick answer would be no.

Take credit? America is full of people that speak other languages always has been and always will be. Don't confuse your bigotry towards the US as anything other then it is.

Precisely. That 60 million figure is more than half Hispanic...

So what if it is? They are Americans as much as someone from Hong Kong.

So what if it is? They are Americans as much as someone from Hong Kong.

Except of course when they're called "wetbacks", laws passed and fences raised to keep them out. Oh, and the shit storms raised when they ask for Spanish to be recognised as the second language (only half a century or so away from being number one) of the USA that it is.

Except of course when they're called "wetbacks", laws passed and fences raised to keep them out. Oh, and the shit storms raised when they ask for Spanish to be recognised as the second language (only half a century or so away from being number one) of the USA that it is.

You sure have a narrow view of the US. You may want to educate yourself.

As far as official languages the US doesn't have one. So a bit hard to recognize it as a second language officially. However it is a de facto second language.


Also I haven't heard Latin Americans referred to as wetbacks at all.

My voice is such a boringly average southern English lower middle class accent, I don't see the point tbh.

You sure have a narrow view of the US. You may want to educate yourself.

Your problem is that I have already.

As far as official languages the US doesn't have one. So a bit hard to recognize it as a second language officially. However it is a de facto second language.

I didn't claim the USA had an official language. There is a push by right-wingers to get one, though, and it ain't Spanish the want, but it is Spanish that's making them strive for it. Just as we regularly have threads here about news of them getting upset when Spanish gets more recognition.

Also I haven't heard Latin Americans referred to as wetbacks at all.

You lie so poorly, but your country is irrelevant in this thread about people's voices, so if you would care, let us drop it like it should be.

Your problem is that I have already.



I didn't claim the USA had an official language. There is a push by right-wingers to get one, though, and it ain't Spanish the want, but it is Spanish that's making them strive for it. Just as we regularly have threads here about news of them getting upset when Spanish gets more recognition.



You lie so poorly, but your country is irrelevant in this thread about people's voices, so if you would care, let us drop it like it should be.

I honestly wouldn't bother replying to his nonsense. I learned long ago how pointless an effort that was... Then again, it's always fun to tear somebody apart with your own words.

Johnny Rotten? Gee, thanks.

It's a compliment. You don't have to like his music, but from me, it's a compliment.

My voice is such a boringly average southern English lower middle class accent, I don't see the point tbh.

Sing, Hydesland, sing! Use fellatio!

I mean, er, falsetto. Yeah.

Sing, Hydesland, sing! Use fellatio!

Ayup, that fellatio voice sounds a little gurgly ... and there might be a long line of vocal "coaches" filling in for that role.

Ayup, that fellatio voice sounds a little gurgly ... and there might be a long line of vocal "coaches" filling in for that role.

ya know...I think I recall someone a few of these threads back promising me and scarlet a vocal performance... ;)

Me in English (http://media.putfile.com/english-96-30)
Me in French (http://media.putfile.com/francais-23)

ya know...I think I recall someone a few of these threads back promising me and scarlet a vocal performance... ;)

I remember that, and i was thinking myself that i should do it.
So far, i'm like James Earl Jones on helium.
Maybe later in the day, i'll be Tom Waits mixed with Ella Fitzgerald.

Me in English (http://media.putfile.com/english-96-30)
Me in French (http://media.putfile.com/francais-23)

Jarring to hear how pronouncedly North American your accent is in English, but you've managed to sublimate it quite adeptly in French. It's still there, but not annoyingly so.

I remember that, and i was thinking myself that i should do it.
So far, i'm like James Earl Jones on helium.
Maybe later in the day, i'll be Tom Waits mixed with Ella Fitzgerald.
Interesting choices...work quite well, sadly.
Jarring to hear how pronouncedly North American your accent is in English, but you've managed to sublimate it quite adeptly in French. It's still there, but not annoyingly so.

Hey now, let's just remember where, exactly, Boston is ;)

Jarring to hear how pronouncedly North American your accent is in English, but you've managed to sublimate it quite adeptly in French. It's still there, but not annoyingly so.

Actually, I was intentionally speaking with my native accent, so as to show NSG what it sounds like. Rest assured that whenever I'm abroad I generally adopt a rather more neutral manner of speech.

Hey now, let's just remember where, exactly, Boston is ;)

Boston is, in so many respects, an exception that confirms the rule: the accent, the attitude, the nature, the climate, the education...

Boston is, in so many respects, an exception that confirms the rule: the accent, the attitude, the nature, the climate, the education...

Ah, the many glories of New England.

You're too kind.

Really, I think she is.

Really, I think she is.

Why? :confused:

Why? :confused:

*doesn't really like the voice o' Fass*

*doesn't really like the voice o' Fass*

Ok. I do.

I also can't figure out how to get audacity to work again so that I can record a new voice clip. There's so much noise or something. :(

Me at work. (http://media.putfile.com/Me-Working-76)

I kinda have a cold so I don't sound too great.

Me at work. (http://media.putfile.com/Me-Working-76)

I kinda have a cold so I don't sound too great.

You're a froggy?

Thats the radio station I work for.

Thats the radio station I work for.

I know, I live in PA. :p

Didn't know you worked there..

Well, I forgot..

Thats the radio station I work for.

I did that for 5 years, relatively unfettered. 2 hours a night every Friday (not the usual grind obviously, but i could play damned near *anything*
BTW - you have any good soundfiles you're proud of? I've got near a zillion i'm working on.

Hmm I have a file somewhere from when I tried to explain a Mancunian accent...

Edit: http://media.putfile.com/Manc-50

Also I haven't heard Latin Americans referred to as wetbacks at all.

It's mainly a southern thing, I think. I have a friend in Maryland who was similarly un-knowing.

Im a little sickly. Deal with it:p

http://media.putfile.com/Meeeeeeee-67

I get rather...less than flattering responses when I indulge in threads such as these, but i'll happily lurk and listen to everyone else. :D

Ok, maybe I won't. I might do it tomorrow, unless I forget again.

>.>
<.<

I have no recordings of myself speaking. Not that anyone wants to hear my stupid sounding low voice and bay area accent anyway.

The only recordings of my voice were made for my band.... so it's pretty much either singing or screeching black metal style.

I get rather...less than flattering responses when I indulge in threads such as these, but i'll happily lurk and listen to everyone else. :D

Oh, that totally reminds me: I watched a whole bunch of episodes of "House" in English recently and although I don't even like the one character who's Australian it turns out that the Australian accent is actually kind of... cute/sexy after all.

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Yeah, it's that time again. Since Jolt has no search function, and spending hours to look through hundreds of pages is ten degrees of ridiculous, I'm bringing a new Voice thread to General.

We needed a new voice thread about as much as there is no search function with Jolt.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/search.php?f=1227

I get rather...less than flattering responses when I indulge in threads such as these, but i'll happily lurk and listen to everyone else. :D

You're ashamed of your closet-case voice? Don't be; it's cute.

We needed a new voice thread about as much as there is no search function with Jolt.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/search.php?f=1227
Voice threads are always fun. :)


...we just need more clips...

...we just need more clips...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538552 2007/9

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523793 2007/4

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490031 2006/7

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=473500 2006/4

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438344 2005/10

Looks like this is turning out well so far. We still need more clips, of course.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538552 2007/9

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523793 2007/4

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490031 2006/7

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=473500 2006/4

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438344 2005/10

The original was to let everybody on General see what everybody sounded like. Excellent premise.

The redux, by Smunk, was just a simple redux.

And then another simple redux.

And another.

And another.


And then, there's mine, which actually has a goal, and that's to get at least one definitive recording from each poster on their player profile. Not that I said anything about that in the OP...

The original was to let everybody on General see what everybody sounded like. Excellent premise.

The redux, by Smunk, was just a simple redux.

And then another simple redux.

And another.

And another.


And then, there's mine, which actually has a goal, and that's to get at least one definitive recording from each poster on their player profile. Not that I said anything about that in the OP...

my original redux rocked, because I said so.

Also, I once had the idea of like getting the samples on the player profile but didn't do anything about it, so I join in your campaign to make that happen (like I actually have any clout or anything and somesuch.)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538552 2007/9

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523793 2007/4

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490031 2006/7

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=473500 2006/4

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438344 2005/10

Time for NSG remix!

Seriously, once we get enough someone can start cutting, add some music, and boom, the "NSG Chorus Presents..."

Time for NSG remix!

Seriously, once we get enough someone can start cutting, add some music, and boom, the "NSG Chorus Presents..."

NSG Sings Bohemian Rhapsody?

I think I'm gonna throw up...

NSG Sings Bohemian Rhapsody?

I think I'm gonna throw up...

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and it comes back, it's yours. But if you spew and they bolt, then it was never meant to be.

*Nods*