NationStates Jolt Archive


Weird: "People should throw women's undies at Burmese generals!"

Ariddia
30-10-2007, 00:01
In Myanmar, someone has come up with a new way to oppose the military government. Throw women's knickers at them!


Activists seeking to pressure the Burmese regime are targeting the superstitions of its senior generals by asking for people around the world to send women's underwear to the junta.

In what may be a first, campaigners based in Thailand have called for supporters to "post, deliver or fling" the underwear to their nearest Burmese embassy. They believe the senior members of the junta – some known to be deeply superstitious – could be made to believe they will lose their authority should they come into contact with the lingerie.

"The Burma military regime is not only brutal but very superstitious. They believe that contact with a woman's panties or sarong can rob them of their power," says the website of the Lanna Action for Burma group, based in Chiang Mai, in northern Thailand. The group says that Burmese embassies have already received underwear from people in Thailand, Australia, Singapore and the UK.

One of the group's activists, Tomoko, said: "We want to raise awareness first, and we want to target officials, letting them know we are against them abusing their power. We are sending the generals panties as a symbol of putting their power down."

What result the underwear campaign will have is unclear. Burma's senior general, Than Shwe, is known to be very superstitious. When the regime decided to move its capital from Rangoon to a new location deep in the jungle at Naypidaw, the general sought the advice of a numerologist who told him that the most auspicious time for the move would be 6.37 in the morning. As a result, the first convoy of government trucks left Rangoon at precisely that time.

News of the latest effort by activists to pressure the regime came as hundreds of Burmese riot police returned to the streets of Rangoon yesterday. The Buddhist Lent season was ending, allowing monks to move about again, and authorities feared they might spark off protests.


(link (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/article3102582.ece))
Kylesburgh
30-10-2007, 00:02
*steals panties from a clothesline to throw at the Burmese embassy*

hey, it's for a good cause, y'know?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
30-10-2007, 00:06
The Burma military regime is not only brutal but very superstitious. They believe that contact with a woman's panties or sarong can rob them of their power,"
In that case, I'm all for it.
Nadkor
30-10-2007, 00:10
Belfast Telegraph? What a random news source.
Ariddia
30-10-2007, 00:27
Belfast Telegraph? What a random news source.

Well, there's also The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/burma/story/0,,2195188,00.html), if you prefer.
Nadkor
30-10-2007, 01:04
Well, there's also The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/burma/story/0,,2195188,00.html), if you prefer.

Oh, it's not a matter of preferring, the Telegraph is fairly respectable, it's just a random source for Burmese news.
Ariddia
31-10-2007, 10:21
BUMP for the fun of it.
Damor
31-10-2007, 10:50
I'd have thought it'd be a morale boost..

You can almost imagine them going "Ew, cooties!!"
They should grow up ;)
Ariddia
31-10-2007, 10:52
I'd have thought it'd be a morale boost..

You can almost imagine them going "Ew, cooties!!"
They should grow up ;)

I have a mental image of a slightly overweight general running in tears down the street, while he's being pelted with female undergarments. :D
Risottia
31-10-2007, 11:08
the senior members of the junta – some known to be deeply superstitious – could be made to believe they will lose their authority should they come into contact with the lingerie.

Funny how people who don't have problem ordering a massacre would be terribily ashamed of being mistaken for fetishists.;)
Ifreann
31-10-2007, 11:49
Best way to overthrow the government EVAR.
EBGuvegrra
31-10-2007, 13:23
I think the whole superstition thing is a story started by the Burmese Official's Official Underwear Fetishist Group in order to save themselves time and money pursuing their interests. :p
Andaluciae
31-10-2007, 13:35
Well, personally, I would feel it a great honor to have girls sending me their panties. Just so long as they're clean...
Kryozerkia
31-10-2007, 14:29
I've checked my regular new sources and I found no mention of lingerie...

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/world/AP-Myanmar.html
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/10/31/burma-monks.html
http://www.thestar.com/News/article/272188
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7070551.stm

Ok, four sources, none of which mention lingerie...

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/26/world/asia/26monk.html?ref=asia

And this? Just extra reading. :)
Khadgar
31-10-2007, 14:36
Not really related bun Rangoon has to be my favorite place name of all time.

Rangoon!
Ariddia
31-10-2007, 14:43
I think the whole superstition thing is a story started by the Burmese Official's Official Underwear Fetishist Group in order to save themselves time and money pursuing their interests. :p

Their dastardly plot has been uncovered! :p

I've checked my regular new sources and I found no mention of lingerie...


Try here:
http://www.google.fr/search?hl=fr&q=myanmar+panties&meta=
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
31-10-2007, 14:47
I suppose since kryptonite, high frequency noises and water had already been taken, the Burmese generals were left scraping the bottom of the barrel for their secret weaknesses. If you're in the least bit surprised that someone should find women's panties stuck to the bottom of an empty barrel, you've spent less time dumpster diving than I have.
Lunatic Goofballs
31-10-2007, 16:49
I fully endorse these rebellious activities. :)
Ariddia
31-10-2007, 16:58
I fully endorse these rebellious activities. :)

I'm surprised you never suggested it yourself. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
31-10-2007, 17:01
I'm surprised you never suggested it yourself. :D

Don't be silly. http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/yellowsmilewinkgrin.gif
Rambhutan
31-10-2007, 17:13
Well people have been protesting about Tom Jones in this way for decades and he is still performing - I don't see it being anymore successful on dictators.