NationStates Jolt Archive

so, i was thinking, this forum is dangerously lacking in spam. in fact it is lackng in protein in general. needs more meat. and spinach. take a leaf out of popeye's book, smoke a pipe. a hash pipe. come on you losers, shake off your chains. fuck the mods, with a spoon, or whatever. this is not a police state, this is an internet forum. as much as they'd like to pretend it's a dictatorship, a mass exodus would kill this place and they couldn't stop it. there's no iron curtain here. reclaim NSG!! wooopah!

so, i was thinking, this forum is dangerously lacking in spam. in fact it is lackng in protein in general. needs more meat. and spinach. take a leaf out of popeye's book, smoke a pipe. a hash pipe. come on you losers, shake off your chains. fuck the mods, with a spoon, or whatever. this is not a police state, this is an internet forum. as much as they'd like to pretend it's a dictatorship, a mass exodus would kill this place and they couldn't stop it. there's no iron curtain here. reclaim NSG!! wooopah!

Quit sayin' shit like that! Ruffy'll get you!

In before teh lock, sukkaaa

Its like I been trying to say... washing cars is a dying art!

Think of the children!

Not like that...you sicko...

this is a call to arms, you fuckers! grab your pitchforks and lets prod some fucking buttock! huzzah!

It's supposed to be a bit more subtle, buddy.

So, yah, royal blackmail? is it jewel encrusted or something? What's up with that?

It's supposed to be a bit more subtle, buddy.

So, yah, royal blackmail? is it jewel encrusted or something? What's up with that?

We prefer the term "royal africanamericanmail".
Yes, it has blood diamonds all over it.

hack how did IR found out i was black mailing them:p

some family blackmailed or not?

does it matter, when "royal" is a term with the meaning "crap".
that is, "royal" is not a word that means anything good.
monarchists and their supporters used to claim it did,
but, f em.
i'd hate to be a royal family, or any other type of honorless oligarchy

It's supposed to be a bit more subtle, buddy.

So, yah, royal blackmail? is it jewel encrusted or something? What's up with that?

Hehe ... encrusted.
:fluffle:

It's supposed to be a bit more subtle, buddy.

So, yah, royal blackmail? is it jewel encrusted or something? What's up with that?

subtlety be damned! it's probably some sort of royal dildo that diana used on her chauffeur as he was crashing the car. i'm more intereted in spamming this place to oblivion.

subtlety be damned! it's probably some sort of royal dildo that diana used on her chauffeur as he was crashing the car. i'm more intereted in spamming this place to oblivion.

You don't want to walk down that road mate.

There be Dragons.

some family blackmailed or not?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7065942.stm

'Tis true.

I suppose the Royal Dildo would be encrusted...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7065942.stm

'Tis true.

sex n' drugs? ...odd. Something is, I dunno, missing somehow.

You don't want to walk down that road mate.

There be Dragons.

don't let dagrons put the fear in you. they're all pussies. where's SL whne you're talking about him. case in fucking point. dragons cannot stop us we have spams and port. shoopdawoop!!

I suppose the Royal Dildo would be encrusted...
Hopefully not with gems. That would quite plausibly really hurt.

I suppose the Royal Dildo would be encrusted...

of course, the royals are mucky.

Hopefully not with gems. That would quite plausibly really hurt.Hm. Let's see. *Pulls out gemmed dildo* Bend over.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7065942.stm

'Tis true.


"Prohibition," Abraham Lincoln said, "goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."

be it sexual or ingestations, who cares.
everyone has their own appetites (as long as they are consensual).
to each their own.
if people'd just loosen up a little, maybe there's be less war

Hopefully not with gems. That would quite plausibly really hurt.

Depends on the cut, yo!

"Prohibition," Abraham Lincoln said, "goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."

be it sexual or ingestations, who cares.
everyone has their own appetites (as long as they are consensual).
to each their own.
if people'd just loosen up a little, maybe there's be less war

you are not entering into the spirit of this thread. *slaps upside the face*

spam, bitches, spam!

If the topic is spam, wouldn't a serious post be considered off topic/spam?

German Playboy, 77, Sues for Sex

Aging German playboy Rolf Eden has rarely taken no for an answer. And he's not about to start. He has filed charges against a 19-year-old for refusing to sleep with him. The complaint? Ageism.

Rolf Eden feels discriminated against.
It's no secret that Germany has a problem with ageism. Workers here who lose their jobs after the age of 50 are virtually assured of spending the rest of their lives on the dole. A recent plan to up the retirement age to 67 was lampooned because most Germans of that age are no longer employed anyway.

But aging German playboy Rolf Eden seems to have developed a somewhat warped view of what age discrimination actually is. According to Bild Zeitung on Thursday, the 77-year-old Eden has filed suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason: Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.

"That was shattering. No woman has ever said that to me before," Eden told the tabloid. "I was crushed." He has filed charges with the prosecutors' office, he said. "After all, there are laws against discrimination."

Eden is well known to older Germans for having been the king of Berlin nightlife in the 1950s and '60s. Indeed, he is said to have opened up Germany's first-ever discotheque. He's also known for popularizing stripteases in post-war West Germany and for doing his best to emulate Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

In 2002, Eden -- who claims to have bedded between 2,000 and 3,000 women in his long life -- raised eyebrows with an article in a Berlin tabloid saying he would like to die while having sex. He wrote: "I would like to die as I have lived -- on a woman."

Despite the storied past, his most recent attempt ended in embarrassing failure. Even serving his 19-year-old quarry champagne and playing the piano for her didn't help.

"There are a few years separating us," the almost-octogenarian admits. "And there are some women who are too old for me. But in that case you have to be more diplomatic and say, 'Sorry, you're not my type.'"

If the topic is spam, wouldn't a serious post be considered off topic/spam?

your thinking is interesting, but i have to say my standards for spam require some form of amusement. serious shit is not amusing unless it falls into itself.

you are not entering into the spirit of this thread. *slaps upside the face*

spam, bitches, spam!

Technically, if the topic of the thread -was- spam...?

On topic:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/08/LOL%20KEIRA.JPG

On topic:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/08/LOL%20KEIRA.JPG

:D

Hm. Let's see. *Pulls out gemmed dildo* Bend over.
*runs for the fucking hills* :p

On topic:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/08/LOL%20KEIRA.JPG

hahahahahaahhaha! :D she looks like she needs a good night's sleep too.

*runs for the fucking hills* :pThe fucking hills?
Yes, I suppose if you're bent over enough, your cheeks would resemble hills...

The fucking hills?
Yes, I suppose if you're bent over enough, your cheeks would resemble hills...
Bloody right, although a bit hard to run to, eh?

Posting in epic thread.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/100_0808b.jpg

hahaha! i fucking am an' all.

The above piksher accurately represents how sober RIR isn't.

The above piksher accurately represents how sober RIR isn't.

you know, i might actually have been sobre in that photo, despite evidence to the contrary. it was my birthday but it was also very early on in the day. i was probably hungover though..

How many of you have ever actually eaten Spam?

Posting in epic thread.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/100_0808b.jpg

Fire blanket? Fire blanket? What is a fire blanket? Are they more common than fire extinguishers? That is crazy!

How many of you have ever actually eaten Spam?

i has, tis nasty stuff, not bad fried tho. good wit vikings

fried spam isnt so bad

http://lorijreich.com/images/new_pa10.jpg

How many of you have ever actually eaten Spam?

I have a can of it in my pantry, although it's probably expired by now.

fried spam isnt so bad

http://lorijreich.com/images/new_pa10.jpg

That is neither fried nor spam. :eek: