SaintB's Monty Python Quiz!
My official unofficial Monty Python Quiz, some of this stuff is digging way back so even the biggest fans might have some trouble here.
Sports
Who won the Queen Victoria handicap?
Who scored the game winning goal to win the Internatonal Philosophy Semi-Finals for Greece over Germany 1-0 with 30 seconds left on the clock?
Bonus
Who had the assist?
Which annual sport featured such events as waking up the nieghbor, jumping over a pile of matchboxes, and shooting a rabbit (which was staked down to the ground for the safety of the competitors)?
Multiple Choice
Semi-carnally
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto,
A. Eric the Half a Bee
B. Half not be
C. Be Two Bees
D. Or not two Bees
I never wanted to be a sketch comedian
I'm OK; that means I'm a:
A. Barber
B. Eric Idle
C. Lumberjack
d. Pinko Commie Fairy Faggot
I heard the Prime Minister say it once
What is rule number six of the faculty rules for The Univesity of Halabaloo?
A. There is no rule number 6!
B. No poopters!
C. I don't want to not catch any of you drinking after lights out.
D. We don't like poopters!
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A. 32 feet per second squared
B. Not at all it could be carried
C. Do you mean African or European?
D. 9.7536 meters per second squared
General Knowledge
List the following Pythons from tallest to shortest!
Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, John Cleese, and Terry Gilham
True of False?
Monty Python has never done a live tour.
Happy quizzing!
Egg and chips
28-10-2007, 11:57
Which annual sport featured such events as waking up the nieghbor, jumping over a pile of matchboxes, and shooting a rabbit (which was staked down to the ground for the safety of the competitors)?
Upperclass Twit of the Year
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A. 32 feet per second squared
B. Not at all it could be carried
C. Do you mean African or European?
D. 9.7536 meters per second squared
C
I suck... can only answer two :'(
I suck... can only answer two :'(
Heh, on another forum I posted this quiz on nobody has got a single answer right aside from the give away one.
Despite knowing the whole of "Eric the Half a Bee" off by heart (including the spoken intro), I am unable to answer the question, as it doesn't seem to match.
You're a lumberjack if you're okay. I suspect it's "There is no rule number 6!" although what the hell's a poopter?
You're a lumberjack if you're okay. I suspect it's "There is no rule number 6!" although what the hell's a poopter?
I assume its a slang term for homosexual?
As for the Eric a half a bee question, I messed that one up :( *edits*
Sports
Who won the Queen Victoria handicap?
Queen Victoria, of course.
Who scored the game winning goal to win the Internatonal Philosophy Semi-Finals for Greece over Germany 1-0 with 30 seconds left on the clock?
Socrates...
Bonus
Who had the assist?
I believe it was Heraclitus...
Which annual sport featured such events as waking up the nieghbor, jumping over a pile of matchboxes, and shooting a rabbit (which was staked down to the ground for the safety of the competitors)?
Upperclass Twit of The Year.
Multiple Choice
Semi-carnally
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto,
A. Eric the Half a Bee
B. Half not be
C. Be Two Bees
D. Or not two Bees
B (Half Not Be)
I never wanted to be a sketch comedian
I'm OK; that means I'm a:
A. Barber
B. Eric Idle
C. Lumberjack
d. Pinko Commie Fairy Faggot
C.
I heard the Prime Minister say it once
What is rule number six of the faculty rules for The Univesity of Halabaloo?
A. There is no rule number 6!
B. No poopters!
C. I don't want to not catch any of you drinking after lights out.
D. We don't like poopters!
A. There is no rule number 6!
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A. 32 feet per second squared
B. Not at all it could be carried
C. Do you mean African or European?
D. 9.7536 meters per second squared
C.
General Knowledge
List the following Pythons from tallest to shortest!
Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, John Cleese, and Terry Gilham
Not so sure: I'm going to say: Cleese, Chapman, Idle, Gilliam.
True of False?
Monty Python has never done a live tour.
False.
I assume its a slang term for homosexual?
That would a poofter. Which is what they say in the sketch, I believe. :)
*bump* C'mon.. everyone likes Monty Python!
The Brevious
28-10-2007, 22:58
False.
That was one of Eric Idle's finest moments, if i do say so myself ... as well as Terry Jones.
*nods emphatically*
I have Idle's rant as he runs through the audience on my cellphone tones ... representing my mom.
Sports
Who won the Queen Victoria handicap?Queen Victoria
Who scored the game winning goal to win the Internatonal Philosophy Semi-Finals for Greece over Germany 1-0 with 30 seconds left on the clock?Socreties(sp)
Bonus
Who had the assist? Archamedies (sp)
Which annual sport featured such events as waking up the nieghbor, jumping over a pile of matchboxes, and shooting a rabbit (which was staked down to the ground for the safety of the competitors)?upper-class twit of the year
Multiple Choice
Semi-carnally
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto,
A. Eric the Half a Bee
B. Half not be
C. Be Two Bees
D. Or not two Bees
I never wanted to be a sketch comedian
I'm OK; that means I'm a:
A. Barber
B. Eric Idle
C. Lumberjack
d. Pinko Commie Fairy Faggot
I heard the Prime Minister say it once
What is rule number six of the faculty rules for The Univesity of Halabaloo?
A. There is no rule number 6!
B. No poopters!
C. I don't want to not catch any of you drinking after lights out.
D. We don't like poopters!
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A. 32 feet per second squared
B. Not at all it could be carried
C. Do you mean African or European?
D. 9.7536 meters per second squared
General Knowledge
List the following Pythons from tallest to shortest!
Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilham
True of False?
Monty Python has never done a live tour. False
Sports
Who won the Queen Victoria handicap? Queen Victoria, followed by Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria as second runner up.
Who scored the game winning goal to win the International Philosophy Semi-Finals for Greece over Germany 1-0 with 30 seconds left on the clock?
Socrates
Bonus
Who had the assist?
Archimedes
Which annual sport featured such events as waking up the nieghbor, jumping over a pile of matchboxes, and shooting a rabbit (which was staked down to the ground for the safety of the competitors)?
Upper Class Twit of the Year
Multiple Choice
Semi-carnally
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto,
A. Eric the Half a Bee
B. Half not be
C. Be Two Bees
D. Or not two Bees
I never wanted to be a sketch comedian
I'm OK; that means I'm a:
A. Barber
B. Eric Idle
C. Lumberjack
d. Pinko Commie Fairy Faggot
I heard the Prime Minister say it once
What is rule number six of the faculty rules for The Univesity of Halabaloo?
A. There is no rule number 6!
B. No poopters!
C. I don't want to not catch any of you drinking after lights out.
D. We don't like poopters!
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A. 32 feet per second squared
B. Not at all it could be carried
C. Do you mean African or European?
D. 9.7536 meters per second squared
They are all right...
General Knowledge
List the following Pythons from tallest to shortest!
John Cleese, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, and Terry Gilham
True of False?
Monty Python has never done a live tour.
False
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A. 32 feet per second squared
B. Not at all it could be carried
C. Do you mean African or European?
D. 9.7536 meters per second squared
They are all right...
Given that the question asks velocity, and that A and D refer to units of acceleration, I would beg to differ.