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Ok, let's play Corrupt a Wish game! This game is where you grant the previous poster's wish, but like a true Genie, the wish corrupts another part of the wish or in the wish's area.



Person A: I wish I had lots of money

Person B: Granted, but it's monopoly money

Get it, Got it? Good.

I'll begin

I wish I had my own aircraft, a 2007 Piper Warrior III with all of the bells and whistles.

I wish I had my own aircraft, a 2007 Piper Warrior III with all of the bells and whistles.

You got it! But you will have to fish it out of the Long Island Sound where it crashed and is drifting and sinking in about 45,000 pieces. Oh, and there will be a bill for the cleanup coming your way.

I wish that I had a diamond as big as my fist.

You got it! But you will have to fish it out of the Long Island Sound where it crashed and is drifting and sinking in about 45,000 pieces. Oh, and there will be a bill for the cleanup coming your way.

I wish that I had a diamond as big as my fist.

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish I had a voice like George Noorey, or Art Bell, or Barry White.

You got it! But you will have to fish it out of the Long Island Sound where it crashed and is drifting and sinking in about 45,000 pieces. Oh, and there will be a bill for the cleanup coming your way.

I wish that I had a diamond as big as my fist.

Granted. Once they dig the meteor out of your head, your heirs will be astonished!

I wish I had the patent on the silicone chip.

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish I had a voice like George Noorey, or Art Bell, or Barry White.

Granted. You now sound like all of them, all speaking different things, all the time!

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish I had a voice like George Noorey, or Art Bell, or Barry White.

All yours! You sound like Barry White. Of course, he is dead.




Sadly, the fake diamond works just fine for me... all my others are fake too. :D

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish I had a voice like George Noorey, or Art Bell, or Barry White.

granted, but now youre a girl.

i wish i could win the world series of poker.

Granted. Once they dig the meteor out of your head, your heirs will be astonished!

I wish I had the patent on the silicone chip.

granted but due to your bad spelling, you have the patent on the worlds smallest breast implant

lol spam game

Granted, in theory you can win the games, but unfortunately you never do.


I wish I had some food to eat.

granted, but now youre a girl.

i wish i could win the world series of poker.

Granted! You now have the ability. They have also now canceled the tournament.

I wish I had the patent on the Silicon Chip.

Granted! You now have the ability. They have also now canceled the tournament.

I wish I had the patent on the Silicon Chip.

lol. better wish.

granted but bill gates cheats you out of it.

OFF TOPIC: I love corrupt a wish!

lol spam game

Granted, in theory you can win the games, but unfortunately you never do.


I wish I had some food to eat.

granted.

its a fried spam sandwich.

i wish brad pitt left angeline jolie for me.

Ill ruin this whole thread..


SPAM!!!!!

Your OFF TOPIC wish is granted .... a tub of SPAM appears bring the topic back on track :D

I wish that only bad things happened to me ...... mwahhhhhh

i wish brad pitt left angeline jolie for me.

He does, but you discover shes realy just a puppet

I wish I had the inteligence to date hot girls ;)

granted.

its a fried spam sandwich.

i wish brad pitt left angeline jolie for me.

Granted, a day later however, Angelina Jolie killed you and Brad Pitt in a drunken rage.

I wish I had a Coca-Cola...just a Coca-Cola...

He does, but you discover shes realy just a puppet

I wish I had the inteligence to date hot girls ;)

You are instantly granted a surprisingly high IQ, but the pretentiousness coupled with that, and the fact that you use words with more than three syllables, spurns away all women.

I wish a volcano would appear in the middle of Paris.

Paris melts. You happen to be on a business trip to Paris. The world also mourns the loss of some great cheese.

I wish my headache would stop.

You are instantly granted a surprisingly high IQ, but the pretentiousness coupled with that, and the fact that you use words with more than three syllables, spurns away all women.

I wish a volcano would appear in the middle of Paris.

Granted, the volcano will appear in a couple days.

By the way, do you mind if I set you up with this girl on a blind date?

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My wish: I wish that you did not grant my wish.

Paris melts. You happen to be on a business trip to Paris. The world also mourns the loss of some great cheese.

I wish my headache would stop.

Wish granted, you now have a tremendous pain in your lower back.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Wish granted, you now have a tremendous pain in your lower back.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Granted *Burns and/or deletes all the money*

I wish that I got a taco

Granted *Burns and/or deletes all the money*

I wish that I got a taco



Granted. It is six weeks old and walks away by itself.

I wish I had a really nice car.

My wish: I wish that you did not grant my wish.

Granted. No corruption needed there, the wish is self corrupting.

Granted. It is six weeks old and walks away by itself.

I wish I had a really nice car.

Granted. But it turns out to be a decepticon transformer and smashes you.

I wish for an army of clowns under my command!

I wish that only bad things happened to me ...... mwahhhhhh

NOT granted... which is the best corruption possible of that wish. :D

NOT granted... which is the best corruption possible of that wish. :D

lmao referee hes cheating thats not allowed tis unfair grrrrr:D:D

am i allowed to corrupt that so you get the bad things/luck (and i then get the good luck?:D)


failing that ..... i wish that Upper Botswavia gets bitten to death by a thousand daddy longlegs
(im led to believe they are one of the most poisous animals in the world
(>.< with no mouth) for anyone lucky enough to not have them where they live... ruddy stupid animals lol)

Paris melts. You happen to be on a business trip to Paris. The world also mourns the loss of some great cheese.

I wish my headache would stop.

granted.

it was caused by a massive stroke.

i wish mustard was more like catsup.

granted.

it was caused by a massive stroke.

i wish mustard was more like catsup.

Granted, some corporation just came up with a mustard more like ketchup but the chemicals they used to modify taste ended up causing you to die from belly expansion related illnesses.

I am still waiting for my clown wish to be granted.

Granted. But it turns out to be a decepticon transformer and smashes you.

I wish for an army of clowns under my command!

ooooooo

granted.

but being clowns they used their downtime to hit you with lemon pie and you drown in the meringue.

i wish i had a kick-ass computer.

Granted, some corporation just came up with a mustard more like ketchup but the chemicals they used to modify taste ended up causing you to die from belly expansion related illnesses.

I am still waiting for my clown wish to be granted.

Granted, but your clowns are Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld...

I wish IB converted to atheism.

Granted, but your clowns are Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld...

I wish IB converted to atheism.

granted but his atheism turned out to be radical fundamentalist hinduism.

i wish i knew who IB is.

i wish i had a kick-ass computer.

Granted... hey, the computer's muscular leg is MOVING!

i wish i knew who IB is.

Granted. IB turns out to be your split personality.

I wish that flesh-eating bacteria would invade Fred Phelp's underwear.

Granted. IB turns out to be your split personality.

I wish that flesh-eating bacteria would invade Fred Phelp's underwear.

Granted, unfortunately you are wearing Fred Phelps Brand underwear.

I wish for a very attractive girl to come my way.

Granted, unfortunately you are wearing Fred Phelps Brand underwear.

I wish for a very attractive girl to come my way.

Granted however after you "get to know" her you find out she is a he.

I wish for a nice month long vacation.

Granted. IB turns out to be your split personality.

I wish that flesh-eating bacteria would invade Fred Phelp's underwear.

me too!

oopps i mean

granted. but phelps leaves you all his underwear in his will.

Granted however after you "get to know" her you find out she is a he.

I wish for a nice month long vacation.

granted. enjoy your time in as a woman in saudi arabia.

i wish i could afford a mercedes.

Granted, unfortunately you are wearing Fred Phelps Brand underwear.

I wish for a very attractive girl to come my way.

Granted. She takes your money.

I wish that I could have a free Rolex watch, no strings attached.

Granted, unfortunately you are wearing Fred Phelps Brand underwear.

I wish for a very attractive girl to come my way.

granted.

she is drop dead gorgeous. unfortunately the altered blood flow is so sudden that you faint, falling into traffic.

granted. enjoy your time in as a woman in saudi arabia.

i wish i could afford a mercedes.

Granted however the Mercedes use to belong to a cocaine dealer. On a random traffic stop they find 2 keys of Coke in hidden in the trunk. You now enjoy your time in federal prison.


I wish the all elusive global warming would come to Seattle.

Granted however the Mercedes use to belong to a cocaine dealer. On a random traffic stop they find 2 keys of Coke in hidden in the trunk. You now enjoy your time in federal prison.


I wish the all elusive global warming would come to Seattle.

Granted!!! In keeping with the fact that global warming basically makes climate patterns more extreme, Seattle gets rainier and unbearably humid.

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted. She takes your money.

I wish that I could have a free Rolex watch, no strings attached.

Granted, There are no actual strings attached however on the back is etched "property of Chuck Norris". You soon feel a roundhouse kick to the head.


I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

Granted!!! In keeping with the fact that global warming basically makes climate patterns more extreme, Seattle gets rainier and unbearably humid.

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted, However Sony has lost so much money on PS3 that they go bankrupt. Soon you find out that no games are available.

I wish I had a pet elephant in the my back yard.

Granted, There are no actual strings attached however on the back is etched "property of Chuck Norris". You soon feel a roundhouse kick to the head.


I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

Granted, but it has been sitting in the sun for some time.

Granted!!! In keeping with the fact that global warming basically makes climate patterns more extreme, Seattle gets rainier and unbearably humid.

I wish I had a PS3.

granted, unfortunately the PS stands for personal sewage. not so much fun really


i wish i were an astronaut.

Granted, There are no actual strings attached however on the back is etched "property of Chuck Norris". You soon feel a roundhouse kick to the head.


I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

Granted... *accidentally drops something in it*

Oh, don't worry, that won't do too much to you.

*Watches as he drinks it and then passes out. Steals his stuff and runs*
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I wish I wasn't timewarped.

Granted, However Sony has lost so much money on PS3 that they go bankrupt. Soon you find out that no games are available.

I wish I had a pet elephant in the my back yard.

granted. her name is shirley and she has formed an unnatural attachment to you.

granted, unfortunately the PS stands for personal sewage. not so much fun really


i wish i were an astronaut.

Granted,

However on your ride to the space station aboard a Russian rocket your fellow Russian cosmonaut spills vodka on the control panel. You spend your last days orbiting the sun with a drunken Russian named Boris.


I wish to be President of the US.

Granted... *accidentally drops something in it*

Oh, don't worry, that won't do too much to you.

*Watches as he drinks it and then passes out. Steals his stuff and runs*
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I wish I wasn't timewarped.

granted. but when posted in its natural order, your post makes no more sense

i wish i were timewarped.

granted. but when posted in its natural order, your post makes no more sense

i wish i were timewarped.

granted, but your timewarp puts you in the 70s.
I wish I was cool.

granted, but your timewarp puts you in the 70s.
I wish I was cool.

Granted, You find you are very cool standing naked in the middle of the Arctic.


I wish I had my own Mariachi band.

granted, but your timewarp puts you in the 70s.
I wish I was cool.

granted. you now live in antarctica with a penguin harem.

i wish dick cheney would be struck by lightning.

Granted, You find you are very cool standing naked in the middle of the Arctic.


I wish I had my own Mariachi band.

lol

granted. they play every night in your master bathroom from midnight to 6 am.

granted. you now live in antarctica with a penguin harem.

i wish dick cheney would be struck by lightning.

Granted but Karl Rove takes his place.

I wish the drought in the South East was over.

granted. you now live in antarctica with a penguin harem.

i wish dick cheney would be struck by lightning.



Granted, However the lightning strike somehow repairs his bad heart. He goes on to beat Hillary in the election of '08. Iran is invaded inauguration day.


I wish the ATM down the street dispensed free money.

Granted, However the lightning strike somehow repairs his bad heart. He goes on to beat Hillary in the election of '08. Iran is invaded inauguration day.


I wish the ATM down the street dispensed free money.

Granted, but it's money from South Africa.

I wish the United States had a Libertarian style government with the Fair Tax in place.

Granted but Karl Rove takes his place.

I wish the drought in the South East was over.

granted, its ended by 3 category 5 hurricanes.

i wish someone would come clean my house for me.

Granted, but it's money from South Africa.

I wish the United States had a Libertarian style government with the Fair Tax in place.

granted. the libertarian government dismantles public education the year your kids start school.

granted. the libertarian government dismantles public education the year your kids start school.

Fine by me, I'm going with Private Schools anyways. :D

granted, its ended by 3 category 5 hurricanes.

i wish someone would come clean my house for me.

Granted, However when Maria is cleaning your house she finds the "skeletons" in your closet. You spend the next 30 to life wishing you cleaned up after yourself.



I wish the US would just annex Mexico already.

Granted, However when Maria is cleaning your house she finds the "skeletons" in your closet. You spend the next 30 to life wishing you cleaned up after yourself.



I wish the US would just annex Mexico already.

granted. the now-legal immigrants take up residence in your back yard and goof with your pet elephant.

i wish my cat didnt sleep all day.

i wish my cat didnt sleep all day.

Granted, your cat is now a hyper critters who is more active than an electron in a Covalent bond.

I don't have anymore wish right now.

i wish my cat didnt sleep all day.

Granted, your cat will never sleep again.

I wish this thread would end!

I wish this thread would end!
But then you would have nothing to bitch about.

I wish to be President of the US.

Granted,
but one day after your inauguration, aliens take over earth and torture all world leaders in ways which would make hell appear a holiday trip compared to that.

I wish that Microsoft and Adobe go bankrupt because of the increasing importance of openSource OSes and open file formats

But then you would have nothing to bitch about.

???

I just want to see how well that one can be corrupted.

ooooooo

granted.

but being clowns they used their downtime to hit you with lemon pie and you drown in the meringue.

i wish i had a kick-ass computer.

Granted, it just kicked your ass into next week.

I wish I had a multi-million dollar vacation home in Aspen and the money to go with it.

I wish this thread would end!

Granted! Somebody who would have posted on this thread then goes off and posts another Capitalism vs. Communism debate!

I wish I had a nice pint of Guinness, perfect in absolutely every way (As defined by the guys that make the Guinness).

Granted,
but one day after your inauguration, aliens take over earth and torture all world leaders in ways which would make hell appear a holiday trip compared to that.

I wish that Microsoft and Adobe go bankrupt because of the increasing importance of openSource OSes and open file formatsOk, but then you get aids, your family dies, your pets are hit by falling pianos, and your neighbor releases flesh eating ants into your house and you're dead. You're reincarnated as a slave in ancient egypt.

Fine by me, I'm going with Private Schools anyways. :D

Alright, new one for you:

Granted, but you spend countless hours scraping flying pig crap off you car. :D