NationStates Jolt Archive


Your ideal job?

Demented Hamsters
26-10-2007, 17:29
so...what is it?

Mine would be an astronaut whose job it is to taste chocolate in zero-g.

(and no-one's allowed to say Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire-Cowboy)
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Elfli
26-10-2007, 17:29
Mine would be getting paid to have sex with beautiful virginal women.
Chandelier
26-10-2007, 17:34
Working with nanoscience. I've wanted to do that since I was in 8th grade. And I hopefully will even be able to achieve it. :) The university I'm going to next year does research in it.
NORILSK16
26-10-2007, 17:36
the people of norilsk16 have decreed: heavy equipment operator
Call to power
26-10-2007, 17:39
I wouldn't mind being a professional rich kid living on daddies trillions :p

Mine would be getting paid to have sex with beautiful virginal women.

why would you want virgins?

Working with nanoscience. I've wanted to do that since I was in 8th grade. And I hopefully will even be able to achieve it. :) The university I'm going to next year does research in it.

don't drop one! (contact lens x 1000)
Isidoor
26-10-2007, 17:43
federal booby inspector!
Dumb Ideologies
26-10-2007, 17:46
Benevolent, if slightly neurotic, world-ruler. Unfortunately, my real future jobs will probably be "professional underachiever" and "welfare claimant" :p
Hooray for boobs
26-10-2007, 17:51
Professional Sponge?
I was going to go with the "living off daddy's trillions" but since that's been inconsiderately stolen....

Maybe an incredibly attractive, talented actor who only gets given good parts in good films with incredibly hot female leads?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2007, 17:56
Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire-Clown.

:)
Liminus
26-10-2007, 18:00
Reporter for National Geographic culminating in covering the first Mars colony as a correspondent. Instead, I'll probably be in university for the rest of my life, teaching after I finish my (eventual) PhD...bleargh. :(
South Lorenya
26-10-2007, 18:32
Video Game Designer~
Elfli
26-10-2007, 18:37
why would you want virgins?

In my experience I found that most women just like to lie there anyway so it might as well be virgins and hey I'd be getting paid to share my cocksmith talents.
Chumblywumbly
26-10-2007, 18:37
Instead, I'll probably be in university for the rest of my life, teaching after I finish my (eventual) PhD...bleargh. :(
Funny, that's my ideal job, lecturing moral or political philosophy at some Uni.

Why do you not look forward to it?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2007, 18:39
In my experience I found that most women just like to lie there anyway so it might as well be virgins and hey I'd be getting paid to share my cocksmith talents.

Like my good buddy Dennis Miller said, "After about ten virgins, you're gonna want a pro."
Sirmomo1
26-10-2007, 18:43
Rock Star. Obviously.
Hydesland
26-10-2007, 18:43
Influential musician.
Gun Manufacturers
26-10-2007, 18:47
so...what is it?

Mine would be an astronaut whose job it is to taste chocolate in zero-g.

(and no-one's allowed to say Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire-Cowboy)
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/bmz_cache/7/70d48836825cc87c80657f2377546561.image.135x200.jpg



Since (according to the OP) I can't say millionaire, I guess I'd have to go for BILLIONAIRE!

:p
Sofar King What
26-10-2007, 18:48
not fussed aslong as i enjoy it and the money is decent and i dont have to work 24/7 (well unless i really really enjoy the job)
fireman or something like that ... job satisfaction for the win

failing that .....

Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire-Clown-Dolphin Trainer :D
Liminus
26-10-2007, 22:57
Funny, that's my ideal job, lecturing moral or political philosophy at some Uni.

Why do you not look forward to it?

I'm not a big fan of having to answer questions if I find they're dumb question. That, combined with a terrible fear of public speaking (I have a lot of trouble speaking to groups of more than three or four people in a non-social setting), makes me not want to have to teach. I guess I wouldn't mind doing a seminar where I don't feel like I'm lecturing to uninterested people.
New Manvir
26-10-2007, 23:05
Zinc Saucier...I couldn't take the pressure of Iron Cook...
Ordo Drakul
26-10-2007, 23:11
Late-night horror show host
Smunkeeville
26-10-2007, 23:34
whiner. :p
Saige Dragon
26-10-2007, 23:35
Rock Star. Obviously.

Pfff, I'm gonna be a Rock God. Underachiever...
Whatwhatia
26-10-2007, 23:47
US Army Special Forces.
Vectrova
27-10-2007, 00:23
Leader of a nation. Failing that, I'll settle for either forensic psychologist or clinical psychologist.
Kyronea
27-10-2007, 00:49
Starfleet captain, preferably commanding the Enterprise but I'll go for another ship instead.

Failing that completely impossible scenario, either an Admiral in the U.S. Navy or President of the United States. Preferably both in that order.
Sofar King What
27-10-2007, 01:18
US Army Special Forces.

:eek::eek: me adds special forces to fireman etc as ideal job ... though the early mornings might not suit .... but blowing up sh1t just for practice .... got to be job satisfaction lol


*edit ... SAS though ... got to join the best ;)
The South Islands
27-10-2007, 01:27
Astronaut. A stint on the Moon colony, and a seat on the first Mars mission.
Sofar King What
27-10-2007, 01:28
Astronaut. A stint on the Moon colony, and a seat on the first Mars mission.


/pokes :D

(and no-one's allowed to say Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire-Cowboy)

you got to add to the '
Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire-Clown-Dolphin Trainer ' to be an astronaut :D
ClodFelter
27-10-2007, 01:37
Famous artist that can do whatever the hell they want and still get paid millions.

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut, but who wants to do all that astronaut stuff? I just want to into outer space.
Rasselas
27-10-2007, 01:48
When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut, archeologist, or a rock star.

If I could combine those three, that would be awesome.
Theoretical Physicists
27-10-2007, 01:57
Could billionaire playboy be considered a job?
UN Protectorates
27-10-2007, 02:00
Working at the UN. Specifically the UN Industrial Development Organisation. I'd really like to make a difference in the world I wouldn't get the chance to do working at just some private company.
Turquoise Days
27-10-2007, 02:08
Planetary Geologist. Preferably doing fieldwork. On Mars.
Wilgrove
27-10-2007, 02:16
Either to be the President and CEO of my own aircraft company, or be a radio talk show host, but I doubt I got the voice to be a radio talk show host. :(
ClodFelter
27-10-2007, 02:19
Everyone on the radio holds their mouth so close to the microphone that their natural voice becomes distorted.
Wilgrove
27-10-2007, 02:22
Everyone on the radio holds their mouth so close to the microphone that their natural voice becomes distorted.

Well I just don't think my voice is that low pitched to be a radio talk show host. Every male talk show host I've heard has this low smooth sounding voice, and I don't.
Nadkor
27-10-2007, 02:22
Barrister.

Currently studying a law degree, with guaranteed acceptance onto the Legal Practice Course (which goes towards qualifying as a solicitor), so a solicitor is more likely. I'd be happy with either, but would prefer barrister. The problem is the insane cost involved, and the very small likelihood of actually making it as a barrister.
Babelistan
27-10-2007, 02:24
sci-fi writer and author of my own graphic novel based on my own cyber punk world.
Thracedon
27-10-2007, 02:32
Lets see... a performance artist whose "act" involves sleeping with multiple gorgeous women while smoking and drinking heavily, indulging in hallucinogenic drugs and entertaining the audience with continuous, blisteringly witty commentary.
Demented Hamsters
27-10-2007, 02:36
US Army Special Forces.
what? you want to be ALL of them?
Ten-Thousand Worlds
27-10-2007, 02:47
Superhero with no morals.
Sofar King What
27-10-2007, 03:40
Lets see... a performance artist whose "act" involves sleeping with multiple gorgeous women while smoking and drinking heavily, indulging in hallucinogenic drugs and entertaining the audience with continuous, blisteringly witty commentary.


that should read as 'holiday rep' in ibiza?? :D:D
Egg and chips
27-10-2007, 03:48
Mad Scientist :D

I want to sit there gibbering *mad... they said I was mad! But I'll show them... I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!"

Before releasing Man Bear Pig on the world :D

My Biology degree will be very useful in this :)

Seriously though, probably a researcher somewhere.
King Arthur the Great
27-10-2007, 03:53
Green Lantern
The Parkus Empire
27-10-2007, 06:48
so...what is it?

Mine would be an astronaut whose job it is to taste chocolate in zero-g.

(and no-one's allowed to say Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire-Cowboy)
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/bmz_cache/7/70d48836825cc87c80657f2377546561.image.135x200.jpg

Writer or professional fencer.
The South Islands
27-10-2007, 06:51
Famous artist that can do whatever the hell they want and still get paid millions.

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut, but who wants to do all that astronaut stuff? I just want to into outer space.

It makes the flight all the more rewarding after training for a year and waiting for a lifetime.
The Parkus Empire
27-10-2007, 06:52
Mine would be getting paid to have sex with beautiful virginal women.

What is the source of this absurd obsession with Hymenorrhexis? I believe I have already brought this-up. Are you an American per chance?
Posi
27-10-2007, 06:59
At my idea job, I would be so drunk that you could honestly convince me that I am working.