I now know who to vote for! Chuck Norris endorses...
Andaluciae
26-10-2007, 12:02
...Mike Huckabee!!!!!111!!!!!shift1!!111!!!!!! (http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/10/22/martial-arts-tv-star-picks-presidential-candidate/)
Do your duty and adhere to the will of the THE CHUCK! (http://www.chucknorris.com/)
That's all I need to hear.
*votes Huckabee*
Eureka Australis
26-10-2007, 12:04
CN jokes have ceased to be funny since he revealed himself as the reactionary goat-herder he really is.
CN jokes have ceased to be funny since he revealed himself as the reactionary goat-herder he really is.
Bah, people who make Chuck Norris get round house kicked first.
Barringtonia
26-10-2007, 12:10
CN jokes have ceased to be funny since he revealed himself as the reactionary goat-herder he really is.
I agree - and I think the original CN jokes were actually based on Mr. T, which were far funnier than the CN version.
*waits to see who Mr. T endorses.
I agree - and I think the original CN jokes were actually based on Mr. T, which were far funnier than the CN version.
*waits to see who Mr. T endorses.
I pity the fool who doesn't vote [someone]
Barringtonia
26-10-2007, 12:15
I pity the fool who doesn't vote [someone]
The man is pure class (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo)
The man is pure class (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo)
Mrs. T would be fucking scary.
The_pantless_hero
26-10-2007, 13:22
CN jokes have ceased to be funny since he revealed himself as the reactionary goat-herder he really is.
Chuck Norris jokes are funny. This isn't a joke, thus it isn't funny and screw Chuck and Huckabee.
Non Aligned States
26-10-2007, 14:04
Mrs. T would be fucking scary.
Especially if this was how he made his entrance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPXGuRIXsA
Nobel Hobos
26-10-2007, 14:06
Chuck Norris? Does he actually talk? I thought they always voiced him over.
CthulhuFhtagn
26-10-2007, 22:04
I agree - and I think the original CN jokes were actually based on Mr. T, which were far funnier than the CN version.
*waits to see who Mr. T endorses.
They're based on Vin Diesel.
Nouvelle Wallonochie
26-10-2007, 22:16
They're based on Vin Diesel.
Actually, they're based on an SNL skit about Bill Brasky.
Johnny B Goode
26-10-2007, 22:18
...Mike Huckabee!!!!!111!!!!!shift1!!111!!!!!! (http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/10/22/martial-arts-tv-star-picks-presidential-candidate/)
Do your duty and adhere to the will of the THE CHUCK! (http://www.chucknorris.com/)
He has a link to GodTube on his site.
CthulhuFhtagn
26-10-2007, 22:36
Actually, they're based on an SNL skit about Bill Brasky.
The Vin Diesel ones might have been inspired by that, but the Chuck Norris ones are often word-for-word variations of the Vin Diesel ones.
Nouvelle Wallonochie
26-10-2007, 22:41
The Vin Diesel ones might have been inspired by that, but the Chuck Norris ones are often word-for-word variations of the Vin Diesel ones.
Probably.
New Manvir
26-10-2007, 22:53
I pity the fool who doesn't vote [someone]
The man is pure class (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo)
Mrs. T would be fucking scary.
MR.T's COMMANDMENTS!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwQoV407vJY)
Also...I wouldn't vote for Huckabee ever since I saw him
on Talking to Americans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talking_to_Americans)