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The Emperor and his cabinet were discussing a very important matter earlier today. Zombie attacks! Does anyone else’s nation have a contingency plan for the walking dead or is our world doomed to be overrun by these damned creatures?

We have the Redeker Plan.

I think this should be in the International Incidents forum unless you are talking about in real life.

Yes, sometimes sacrifices must be made to protect the greater good.

I didn't think anyone would like a Zombie thread on the International Forum so I just put it here.

How many Zombies thread in General does this make?

I think this should be in the International Incidents forum unless you are talking about in real life.

We must now assume zombies are real life. Complacency will be disastrous in a worst case scenario. The time to act is now!

I didn't think anyone would like a Zombie thread on the International Forum so I just put it here.

Thats fine with me.

Yes we have a plan in the event of a zombie attack, any nation without one is fooling themselves. All our citizens must keep their Larders full off canned goods and have weapons on their property in the event of an outbreak.

We the nation of KAKAKAKAKA take this threat very seriously, other nations and its peoples should do the same. People may say we are crazy, but you know who they will call for help when the outbreak happens.

I never seen a Zombie war before actually.

Just throwing in a link to a "zombie survival test" here...;)

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

Well, maybe this Halloween there should be one.

there is a book on zombie protection.... yes, there is....
its called "the ultimate zombie survival guide" by Max Brooks... i think

it details the proper ways to fortify agianst a zombie threat, and treats the issue quite seriously.

although, most zombie attack preparation would turn you into a paranoid hermit that hoards his guns and canned beans in his "hideout," or basement.

Orbital Bombardment it's the only way

i have the destiny plan and the veroshima plan :sniper:

but what can they really DO, besides get ickie gunk full of magotts all over you?

i mean i've seen the stupid movies, but get real. one swift ninja kick in their shin and they litterally go to pieces.

unless you're talking about vodoon practicioners high on thier vintage sangria.

of course THOSE are not litterally dead, even if clinical indications might be that they are, just full of some kind of drug crap that makes their central nervous system think they are, convincingly enough to either not feel pain or not register it.

bullets, tazers and blades don't bounce off of them any better then they do the rest of us though. they just don't hear too good some times.

in short, zombie armies are just wee tiney bit over rated, other then for their shock value.

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My nation is quite prepared for zombie attacks. And our leading zombie experts have came up with several plans all depending on the type of zombie that attacks.

For instance, the more classic slow moving zombie is easy to kill and if necessary run away from so we have come up with bunkers, guns, and torches. Move our children and elderly to bunkers, shoot the zombies in the head, and burn the corpses. But a more modern zombie is quick and at least moderately more intelligent then classic zombies. So we keep the bunkers, use bigger guns and missiles, try a bit of zombie herding with helicopters, and then firebomb whole infected areas. Then of course you have the 28 Days Later type of zombie which is not only quick but doesn't even have to bite you to infect you with it's particular brand of zombification. Although the experts are still debating whether the 28 Days Later type of zombie can actually be declared a "zombie." Or if it falls in to the "diseased human monster" category. Either way in that case we have the emergency underground evacuation tunnels (E.U.E.T) that leads to the ocean and our boats, where the infected can be easily identified and tossed over board.

We have taken steps to ensure that our leaders can continue to keep things organized in any emergency. Since it's brains the zombies like to eat we only elect brainless leaders.

When the time comes I'll join the zombie horde and rule over you all.

When the time comes I'll join the zombie horde and rule over you all.

I'm immune to your zombie ways. While you're eating my brain, I'll still be thinking with my dick.

I'm immune to your zombie ways. While you're eating my brain, I'll still be thinking with my dick.

I'm sure we'll find a volunteer to eat your dick.

I'm sure we'll find a volunteer to eat your dick.

Take a number.

Take a number.

*takes*

7759278672340 :(

*takes*

7759278672340 :(

:D

The Emperor and his cabinet were discussing a very important matter earlier today. Zombie attacks! Does anyone else’s nation have a contingency plan for the walking dead or is our world doomed to be overrun by these damned creatures?We hide in the government buildings until they leave; they'd never look for anyone with brains there.

The Nation of Arkdos has a Darkwatch divison to deal with it

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=19&issue=8

The town that Dr. McNinja lives in has a zombie defense system.

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=19&issue=8

The town that Dr. McNinja lives in has a zombie defense system.

And it has Dr. Mc Ninja :)

We hide in the government buildings until they leave; they'd never look for anyone with brains there.

Yay! :)

Yay! :)As we're on the topic of webcomics, let me just admit I (somewhat) stole that joke from http://www.bmoviecomic.com/

Holy Breath, ggnore.

REPORT (http://youtube.com/watch?v=H9rBrlxXlJI)
For once Bush is right we must defend against the Zombies

For once Bush is right we must defend against the Zombies

old news i posted that in Why do you need a gun? ages ago

While Mirkana's government does NOT consider zombies to be a credible threat, we do actually have a plan to deal with a zombie attack. See, one day, the late General Remmol and his cabinet were bored. Sufficiently bored that Enforcer-General Dawson (head of the Department of Justice), pulled out his PS2 and started playing Resident Evil. Someone then had the idea that - just for fun - they could create a contingency plan to deal with zombies. The cabinet voted that creating a contingency plan to deal with a zombie attack would be more fun than watching Dawson blow away zombies on his PS2.

Mirkana has multiple contingency plans to deal with zombies. In the event of an isolated outbreak, everyone is to evacuate the area. Then an estimate of the number of zombies would be obtained. About that many soldiers would be sent in - neutralizing any numeric advantage.

For a massive outbreak, the first priority would be to secure Mirkana's key military facilities in the following order:
Mt. Stronghold (capital/command center)
Ft. Skyward (main research facility)
Alora Naval Base (main naval base)
Adama Plateau (largest airfield)
Mt. Remembrance (national cemetary - critical for morale, not to mention one hell of a defensible location)

With these five under control, Mirkana would proceed to exterminate the zombies with brutal efficiency. They would exploit their tiltrotor fleet to move into and out of urban areas, but not for evacuating civilians. Mirkana has no civilians to evacuate. They have citizens to arm. Mirkana has universal military service. All citizens own pistols at the minimum, and public armories are scattered throughout the cities.

Mirkana has little to fear from zombies.

There'd never be a zombie outbreak in Void Templar. Everyone except the Sixth House had their brain's removed when they were born. Go mindless drone team!

Even if there was, we'd just kick their ass.

Yeah, my country has the lawrence plan. Basically cut the area off and kill anything that trys to leave, then clean up the mess, sterilize everything, and repopulate.

Yeah, my country has the lawrence plan. Basically cut the area off and kill anything that trys to leave, then clean up the mess, sterilize everything, and repopulate.Wow, you've even planned repopulation? The troops must love that phase :p

We work for the zombies

shhh now you go home and think about that for a sec

The Murder City Jabbers is pro-zombie rights.

Laterale Solanum Infestation Response and Control Plan:

1. Pre-Outbreak
Free Government Pamphlets on basic zombie safety and knowledge; tax on schools who do not have Solanum education.

2. Class 1
Immediate dispatch of ICT (Infection Containment Teams) to site; public announcement and awareness.

3. Class 2
Laterale Armed Forces, ICT, and voluntary civilian resistance attempt to contain infestation; declaration of National Emergency. International help welcomed.

4. Class 3
Destruction strategy is discarded in favor of Quarantine and establishment of boundaries; civilian participation is restricted. Longer Class 3 outbreaks will result in preparations for Class 4 (establishment of remote colonies, defenses, emergency stockpiling) and Purging the infected areas (complete and utter destruction).

5. Class 4
Concentrate on maintaining remote colonies; 5 year wait periods, and attempts to repopulate.

Icelove the Carnal has no problems with zombies. Our national animal is the living damned.
Any zombie caught in the streets shall be immediately cooked and eaten. Anyone refusing to eat a zombie shall be judged and eaten by the court. And I will eat any objecting judge.
I'm growing fat...:D

The Emperor and his cabinet were discussing a very important matter earlier today. Zombie attacks! Does anyone else’s nation have a contingency plan for the walking dead or is our world doomed to be overrun by these damned creatures?

South Lizasauria's gov is obsessed with the paranormal, and had lots of superstitious or nerdy members at the time the Zombie Plan was secretly passed. So if a zombie break out occurs the military will initiate this plan. :p

Get your anti-zombie instruments ready! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6RSD8m_QOQ&NR=1)

Our zombie plan is threefold.

First, non-zombies will be issued shovels with which to dig holes randomly everywhere. Zombies are pretty uncoordinated, and they will all fall in the holes and be trapped.

Second, special zombie deprogramming experts will be sent in to help break the brainwashed zombies and return them to their former status as productive members of society. Some of the former zombies will be employed as randomly dug hole fillers.

Third, we will collect up all the shovels from step one and put them back in storage in case they are needed again.

We realize it is a novel plan, and may seem controversial, but the rewards are many. Obviously the costs are low, other than shovel storage facility fees, and the occasional donut and cup of coffee for the deprogrammers, the plan practically pays for itself over the more expensive "burn everything to the ground" plans of other nations. Additionally, all the soil that gets turned over in the digging and refilling of holes is a huge benefit for the farmers. Digging all those holes is a great workout, so we figure to win the Mr. Universe contest fairly regularly, which is great publicity and will encourage tourism. And we are all set in case a bad snowstorm comes along, as the shovels are of the all purpose variety.