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Would you skullfuck one?


I'm just kidding. Would you dare to have a T-Rex fillet? Or a nice Pterydactol roasting over an open flame. Would you eat Raptor eggs for breakfast?

Totally, I mean could it get more exotic?

Forget food - would a pterosaur be able to support human weight so that I could be flown in short distance journeys instead of having to take a car/bus/train/etc?

I'm just kidding. Would you dare to have a T-Rex fillet? Or a nice Pterydactol roasting over an open flame. Would you eat Raptor eggs for breakfast?

no they would be all boney

Would you skullfuck one?


I'm just kidding. Would you dare to have a T-Rex fillet? Or a nice Pterydactol roasting over an open flame. Would you eat Raptor eggs for breakfast?

I can't decide between yes, yes or yes on the poll

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

thats going to bother me for a long time

Brontosaurus Burgers Yum.

I'd eat them if I liked the taste.

"Get 'em before they're extinct!"

"Get 'em... before they get you!"

"GET EM GOOD HOT SLUTTY MILF DINOSAUR HENTAI FACIAL"

Forget food - would a pterosaur be able to support human weight so that I could be flown in short distance journeys instead of having to take a car/bus/train/etc?

... and the fear of all auto owners as you fly over...
:D

"Get 'em before they're extinct!"

"Get 'em... before they get you!"

"GET EM GOOD HOT SLUTTY MILF DINOSAUR HENTAI FACIAL"

... err... shouldn't that be DILF?

... err... shouldn't that be DILF?

no, because MILF gets more search hits.

If dinosaurs were stiull around, I'm sure there'd be more NC-17 pictures of anthro dinosaurs.

HOLY SHIT!!!

I am Sel Appa!

*demands to know the names of the posers*

GOD DAMNIT!

I have been waiting ages for a thread like this, and right when it comes around, I forget how the GREATEST COPYPASTA OF ALL TIME GOES!

It was something about loving something you could never have, and then the narrator expresses his love for the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fuck the dinosaur.

BOOM BOOM ACKALACKA BOOM BOOM

"GET EM GOOD HOT SLUTTY MILF DINOSAUR HENTAI FACIAL"LOL..
so many tentacles.. so little time :D

Dinosaurs are still around, and I wager that almost everyone here has eaten one.

Dinosaurs are still around, and I wager that almost everyone here has eaten one.

I actually had some for dinner today. Damn good too. Strangely enough, it did taste like chicken.

If dinosaurs were still around... none of us would exist to have this debate.

Dinosaurs are still around, and I wager that almost everyone here has eaten one.

Kentucky Fried?

I don't see why it would be worse than eating any other kind of meat.

Especially if they had a triceratops farm where they made 'em all fat and succulent. :)

Hmm, this could make an interesting case in Jewish law. On the one hand, dinosaurs do not chew their cud or have split hooves. But, one could make the argument that dinosaurs, being related to birds, are birds themselves. Certainly Archaeopteryx would be kosher (it is a bird, and it is not on the list of prohibited birds). Velociraptor, maybe. In fact, perhaps any bipedal dinosaur would be kosher.

Anyway, if it was kosher, I'd try it out.

I'd baste that dinosaur! In my big Flintstone style oven that I'd have.

Would you eat a T-Rex?

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fuck the dinosaur.

BOOM BOOM ACKALACKA BOOM BOOM

Heh, mint. Winner.

We would eat no dino at all, ‘cause we wouldn’t be here.

Thanks to the distinction of the dinosaurs, mammals had an opportunity to develop. One of the end products are we.

rexie was a carnivour, and carnivours usually don't taste as good as erbivours or omni's. that or people tend to want to either make pets out of them or put them in zoos.

i'll have me a nice big chunk of stegosaurus steak however, and some of the smaller herbi/omni's almost certainly REALLY DO "taste like chicken".

i'm almost tempted to say "what do you mean if?" as various places in my travells i've met quite a few reincarnated dragons. dragons though, certainly real extraterestrial ones, are NOT refugees from earth's mezzozoic. nor even protoavid reptilians. that is to say EARTH proto ...

but anyway as i've freequently stated;"if it don't eat me first ..." sure.

that is, unless it starts telling stories and painting pictures on the walls and stuff that demonstrate the creative drive that indicates sentience.

i don't think i'd eat dynosaucers or the galactic ambassador kukulkan. the galactic u.n. might not take too kindly to our doing that. well other then in the appropriate context anyway.

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I have never eaten a reptile. Are they generally tasty ?

I have never eaten a reptile. Are they generally tasty ?

I depends how it is prepared I guess.

I have eaten alligator and snake. I like alligator a lot, but I prefer kangaroo (which is not a reptile of course)

Do you realize how many cars would get damaged from tipping over when a rack of Bronto Ribs were placed on a tray hanging off the window?

Dinosaurs are still around and I eat them all the time. Chicken is cheap.

If the larger Theropods were still around, in addition to the Dromeosaurs (especially them, actually), they would probably be eating us.

Dinosaurs are still around and I eat them all the time. Chicken is cheap.

If the larger Theropods were still around, in addition to the Dromeosaurs (especially them, actually), they would probably be eating us.

Maybe, but we can actually make weapons and such. If a group of ancient Humans banded together and were equipped with spears, they could take down a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Plus, we're a hell of a lot smaller, so we could hide in caves, or up in trees, where they couldn't reach.

And poke their eyes out with our pointed sticks.

I would eat a T-Rex for breakfast, a Raptor for lunch, and a Stegosaurus for dinner!

I would eat a T-Rex for breakfast, a Raptor for lunch, and a Stegosaurus for dinner!

You'd harm a Stegosaurus? You dirty fucker...

:p

Its threads like this that make me remember why I love to read these forums so much...

Man, I love DILFs...

Maybe, but we can actually make weapons and such. If a group of ancient Humans banded together and were equipped with spears, they could take down a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Plus, we're a hell of a lot smaller, so we could hide in caves, or up in trees, where they couldn't reach.

And poke their eyes out with our pointed sticks.

Except that the Dromeosaurs and Troodonts, already considered to be quite intelligent, would have had 60 million more years to evolve. Also, some of them, I can't remember specifically which members of these smaller theropod groups, were evolving in such a manner that one of their fingers was gradually rotating around. By the time they died out, it had evolved to the point that they could conceivably grasp things (though was not by any means opposable).

Except that the Dromeosaurs and Troodonts, already considered to be quite intelligent, would have had 60 million more years to evolve. Also, some of them, I can't remember specifically which members of these smaller theropod groups, were evolving in such a manner that one of their fingers was gradually rotating around. By the time they died out, it had evolved to the point that they could conceivably grasp things (though was not by any means opposable).

etc. etc. etc......we'd be worshiping raptor jesus.

Eat them? Heck, I've already posted recipes!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13071034&postcount=12

Eat them? Heck, I've already posted recipes!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13071034&postcount=12

A great thread and both preceding and encompassing the 2 threads on this subject posted over the last couple of days by a good 3 weeks - I'm so ahead of my time.

The original thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13071034#post13071034)

etc. etc. etc......we'd be worshiping raptor jesus.

My point exactly. Glad someone's on the up and up.

Though perhaps we'd still eat him in wafer form then.

etc. etc. etc......we'd be worshiping raptor jesus.

Or Raptor Mohammed, what with his tendency to raid cities and eat the flesh of the living and such.

Or Raptor Mohammed, what with his tendency to raid cities and eat the flesh of the living and such.

Yeah, but Raptor Mohammed didn't go extinct for my sins.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/RaptorJesus2.jpg
And remember, Raptor Jesus loves you!

Yeah, but Raptor Mohammed didn't go extinct for my sins.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/RaptorJesus2.jpg
And remember, Raptor Jesus loves you!

....and Jesus loves raptors

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/dinosaur.JPG

Yeah, but Raptor Mohammed didn't go extinct for my sins.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/RaptorJesus2.jpg
And remember, Raptor Jesus loves you!

Pff, Raptor Mohammed would eat Raptor Jesus for lunch. Literally.

And then he'd probably send a raiding party of lesser Raptors to pillage the towns of his immediate followers.

....and Jesus loves raptors

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/dinosaur.JPG

What the fuck.

Pff, Raptor Mohammed would eat Raptor Jesus for lunch. Literally.

And then he'd probably send a raiding party of lesser Raptors to pillage the towns of his immediate followers.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1d/Raptor_Jesus_5.jpg
I would have to disagree.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1d/Raptor_Jesus_5.jpg
I would have to disagree.

He has an... Interesting hairline, to say the least.

what the hell who made all these raptor Jesus pictures

Would you skullfuck one?
It depends. If it's alive, it could bite me. On the other hand, if it's dead... :p

I'm just kidding.
Am I? Who knows...:D

Would you dare to have a T-Rex fillet? Or a nice Pterydactol roasting over an open flame. Would you eat Raptor eggs for breakfast?
Nonono. T-Rex fillet is ruled out. Since many dinosaurs were warm-blooded (and some of them even had feathers), I think that the best way to cook them would be to treat them as birds.
Land and flying carnivores usually don't have a good taste. Better go for oven roasting, spit, lemon-and-curry... maybe even a tandoori. Eggs? Yes, I'd love that, with some Triceratops bacon, please.;)

Mmmm, delicious dino meat.