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Wilgrove
23-10-2007, 04:55
Sorry, Jolt froze.
Barringtonia
23-10-2007, 05:00
Sorry, Jolt froze.
Woo hoo! Free SPAM time, quick before the Mods get here.
Freeze jokes!
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were freezing, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
w00t!
Infinite Revolution
23-10-2007, 05:07
Woo hoo! Free SPAM time, quick before the Mods get here.
Freeze jokes!
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were freezing, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
w00t!
horray!!!
*dances*
*flings spam*
Barringtonia
23-10-2007, 05:08
Check out this Mr. Freeze crap pun montage while we're on the subject: Mr Freeze (http://www.ifilm.com/video/2688841?cmpnid=800&lkdes=VID_2688841)
Where's teh funny stuff people - we have limited time!
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 06:33
Check out this Mr. Freeze crap pun montage while we're on the subject: Mr Freeze (http://www.ifilm.com/video/2688841?cmpnid=800&lkdes=VID_2688841)
Where's teh funny stuff people - we have limited time!
Uhm ... i like Otter Pops?
Ah, i fuckin' hate cold. Yes, i live in Alaska. Why? ... *grits teeth*
First noticeable snowfall in daylight happened today, here. Yaaaaaaaaaay.
Barringtonia
23-10-2007, 06:53
Uhm ... i like Otter Pops?
Ah, i fuckin' hate cold. Yes, i live in Alaska. Why? ... *grits teeth*
First noticeable snowfall in daylight happened today, here. Yaaaaaaaaaay.
So boring there even elephants give up the will to live...
Alaska Zoo Calls In Firefighters To Help Pachyderm Stand
May 16, 2007
Concerned over Maggie the elephant's inactive lifestyle, authorities at an Alaska zoo decided to call in firefighters to help stand the pudgy pachyderm back on her feet. The 7,500-pound Maggie had been lying down on the ground for about 12 hours and zookeepers were worried that the elephant may suffer breathing and other problems due to its massive weight and may even die if it stayed inactive for too long. A crew of 17 firefighters from Anchorage Fire Department used straps, a winch and their muscle power to lift Maggie on Sunday. It took several hours before Maggie was up on her feet again.
...almost as boring as this failed attempt for a spamfest.