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The Latest from the Ministry of Balance

Trotskylvania
23-10-2007, 04:18
I'm starting to think that Fox News should be renamed the "Ministry of Balance", given it's Orwellian inversion of language. Any one else think that this is appropriate?
UNITIHU
23-10-2007, 04:21
I'm starting to think that Fox News should be renamed the "Ministry of Balance", given it's Orwellian inversion of language. Any one else think that this is appropriate?

Fox News is only the tip of that iceberg.

Minibal ungood, Usidemoc doubleplus ungood!
Trotskylvania
23-10-2007, 05:04
Fox News is only the tip of that iceberg.

Minibal ungood, Usidemoc doubleplus ungood!

Then we can have the Ministry of Freedom instead of the CIA/NSA/FBI/Justice Department. Minifree doubleplus ungood!
Jeruselem
23-10-2007, 05:07
In Morrowind, there was a Ministry of Truth (a hollowed out moon floating above Vivee) which was just really a prison for heretics. So we can call Gitmo the Ministry of Truth.
CthulhuFhtagn
23-10-2007, 05:26
In Morrowind, there was a Ministry of Truth (a hollowed out moon floating above Vivee) which was just really a prison for heretics. So we can call Gitmo the Ministry of Truth.

But Minitru didn't deal with prisoners. Miniluv did, if I'm remembering it correctly.
Trotskylvania
23-10-2007, 05:33
But Minitru didn't deal with prisoners. Miniluv did, if I'm remembering it correctly.

You are correct. Minitrue dealt with lies and propaganda, like it's modern counterpart, Fox News or Minibal
Greater Valia
23-10-2007, 05:34
In Morrowind, there was a Ministry of Truth (a hollowed out moon floating above Vivee) which was just really a prison for heretics. So we can call Gitmo the Ministry of Truth.

Wouldn't Gitmo be the Ministry of Love?
Trotskylvania
23-10-2007, 05:35
Wouldn't Gitmo be the Ministry of Love?

It and Abu Ghraib.
Vetalia
23-10-2007, 05:48
Nah, we're much more likely to have the Ministry of Information (http://static.flickr.com/48/109552812_f12c097f9e_o.jpg).
Jeruselem
23-10-2007, 06:38
Comic Ali should have been employed as the Whitehouse Spokesman. Same quality of information.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 06:51
I'm starting to think that Fox News should be renamed the "Ministry of Balance"

Starting?
La Habana Cuba
23-10-2007, 07:09
I'm starting to think that Fox News should be renamed the "Ministry of Balance", given it's Orwellian inversion of language. Any one else think that this is appropriate?

You mean fair, balanced and unafraid, thats what I mean.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 07:31
You mean fair, balanced and unafraid, thats what I mean.
Erm, what YOU mean?
Vaklavia
23-10-2007, 11:12
Starting?


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