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Halloween costume no-nos

The Brevious
22-10-2007, 07:05
A lot of people find entertainment with dressing up in costumes and such for Halloween, and it's coming up, so i was wondering what y'all thought were costumes that were absolute no-nos for your children, or quite possibly yourself.

I'll toss out one given: Osama Bin Laden.

And my own, for my kids: No Bratz costumes. For myself: Dr. Frankenfurter.

If you opt to use links or something, think *discretion*.

Here's one that i'm seriously considering:
http://thesnapps.com/bartberg.jpg
http://www.makezine.com/blog/283555079_addd7111f9_b.jpg
Trotskylvania
22-10-2007, 07:07
Anything that has to do with anime cosplay.
IL Ruffino
22-10-2007, 07:09
Do: Get wasted before going out. It keeps you warm.
Do not: Take my raisinets. Motherfucker, I beat a bitch if you do.
South Lorenya
22-10-2007, 07:12
Cartman's costumes, South park episode "Pinkeye".
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 07:13
Do: Get wasted before going out. It keeps you warm.
Do not: Take my raisinets. Motherfucker, I beat a bitch if you do.

Would you go out as a Raisinette? There's people up here who go out as moose nugget swizzle stix.
Neu Leonstein
22-10-2007, 07:13
Hmm, I've seen people go as Bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il and Saddam Hussein, and people didn't mind (and that wasn't Halloween, it was a costume ball done by my school in 11th Grade). You'd probably get into more trouble going as Hitler.

But that might be different in the US.
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 07:14
Cartman's costumes, South park episode "Pinkeye".

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPBios/CartmanMingLi.jpg
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The Brevious
22-10-2007, 07:16
But that might be different in the US.

Admittedly, i posted from the U.S.-ian perspective.
And up here, it's a good way to get shot or close to it.
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 07:17
Anything that has to do with anime cosplay.
What does "cosplay" mean, forgive my ignorance.

And i don't think i'd want my kids dressed as such, but i might.
http://www.cosplaylab.com/spotlight/200704/Etna.jpg
Trotskylvania
22-10-2007, 07:23
What does "cosplay" mean, forgive my ignorance.

And i don't think i'd want my kids dressed as such, but i might.
http://www.cosplaylab.com/spotlight/200704/Etna.jpg

Cosplay is a contraction of "costume play". Grown up adults get together dressed up as characters from their favorite Anime. Most fail horribly. Witness this Naruto cosplay gone wrong.

The real thing
http://morbidoptimism.com/images/ogNaruto.jpg

The bad cosplayers
http://morbidoptimism.com/images/amNaruto.jpg

The bald guy in the middle obviously doesn't belong, but it hardly makes that photo worse
Lunatic Goofballs
22-10-2007, 07:23
Don't go dressed as a red-skinned Jesus with horns a pointy tail and a blood-drenched cross. It's just not worth the hassles. *nod*

Oh, and don't go as an anatomically correct 'Slim Goodbody'.
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 07:27
Cosplay is a contraction of "costume play". Grown up adults get together dressed up as characters from their favorite Anime. Most fail horribly. Witness this Naruto cosplay gone wrong.

The real thing
http://morbidoptimism.com/images/ogNaruto.jpg

The bad cosplayers
http://morbidoptimism.com/images/amNaruto.jpg

The bald guy in the middle obviously doesn't belong, but it hardly makes that photo worse
!
:eek:
Point well, well taken.
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 07:28
Don't go dressed as a red-skinned Jesus with horns a pointy tail and a blood-drenched cross. It's just not worth the hassles. *nod*I'm supposed to dress UP, not down! :p

Oh, and don't go as an anatomically correct 'Slim Goodbody'.

Instead, go as Ken of Barbie fame?
Gartref
22-10-2007, 08:11
BOO!

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/wacko_jacko_mask_1.jpg
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 08:13
BOO!

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/wacko_jacko_mask_1.jpg

That, again, is another mask/setup that could get you shot up here. Seriously.

Fuck, just looking at it makes me want to vomit.
Indri
22-10-2007, 08:14
What do you mean no Bin Laden? I suppose next you're going to tell me I shouldn't go as th croc hunter or WTC with a plane on a coat hanger wire flying at me. Where has the lulz and candy gone?
Egg and chips
22-10-2007, 08:16
No clowns.
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 08:19
No clowns.

Score one for Lunatic Golfballs.
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 08:20
What do you mean no Bin Laden? I suppose next you're going to tell me I shouldn't go as th croc hunter or WTC with a plane on a coat hanger wire flying at me. Where has the lulz and candy gone?

Well, if you'd said Steve Irwin with a spine through his ribcage, i'd say no, but Irwin alone, probably gonna happen.
As far as the WTC is concerned .... sounds like a hard one to be mobile in.
Maraque
22-10-2007, 08:25
BOO!

*snip*
I need that.
Indri
22-10-2007, 08:29
Well, if you'd said Steve Irwin with a spine through his ribcage, i'd say no, but Irwin alone, probably gonna happen.
As far as the WTC is concerned .... sounds like a hard one to be mobile in.
Mobility isn't a concern here, the lulz factor is what matters most with a costume like Irwin or WTC or Osama or Hitler. Rock on, Anon!
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 08:33
Mobility isn't a concern here, the lulz factor is what matters most with a costume like Irwin or WTC or Osama or Hitler. Rock on, Anon!

I might go as the Equator ... or the Tropic of Capricorn.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-10-2007, 08:42
No clowns.

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Misc-EvilClowns.jpg
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 08:44
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Misc-EvilClowns.jpg

You got me. Real inspiration of fear now, which has of course quite a bit more to do with the origins of the "holy"-day in the first place.
Dostanuot Loj
22-10-2007, 08:54
It doesn't matter what you dress up as, as long as you get candy. Jeeze people, haloween is about candy, duh.

For a laugh, when I was 8 I went out dressed as a B-1B Lancer. No joke. No one got it but me, but it was funny and I got lots of candy.
The Brevious
22-10-2007, 09:06
It doesn't matter what you dress up as, as long as you get candy.You should try going as a Horta.
http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content06/horta2.jpg

For a laugh, when I was 8 I went out dressed as a B-1B Lancer. No joke. No one got it but me, but it was funny and I got lots of candy.

How, exactly?
http://physics.ucsd.edu/students/courses/fall2002/physics2ca/B-17.JPG
Arcticity
22-10-2007, 11:44
Like 3 years ago, I went as a pizzaslice....I'm so not doing that again.
Ifreann
22-10-2007, 11:48
Someone go as a lolcat. Or possibly a lolrus. I, for one, am going as a lolpirate. I haven't decided on my caption yet though. Probably 'i can haz grog?' or 'i can haz booty?'
Elbisreverri
22-10-2007, 12:13
Couples costumes.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/12455.jpg
[NS]Fergi America
22-10-2007, 12:16
What do you mean no Bin Laden? I suppose next you're going to tell me I shouldn't go as th croc hunter or WTC with a plane on a coat hanger wire flying at me. Where has the lulz and candy gone?I don't know what part of the US Brevious is from, but there will surely be Bin Laden costumes sold around me...and no shootings or even beatings will come to the buyers.

In my area (Michigan, USA) the older teens (and adults) go to parties, rather than "out begging," so the more possibly-outrageous ones aren't seen in the streets too often. But the costume shops always make sure to have that type of masks in stock, and I'm sure they do it for good reason--people buy 'em.

I can't imagine someone getting mad at you for wearing a Bin Laden costume specifically, after all, it's certainly not like he's above being mocked!
UN Protectorates
22-10-2007, 12:27
Anything that has to do with anime cosplay.

Well I defy you Trotsky! I cosplay at conventions all the time. I totally agree with you that there are some people who are not as suited to potraying thier favourite characters as others. This is why I only ever cosplay thin and lanky characters, who may or may not wear glasses. And I must say I do quite well. I'd post pics, but I fear for my safety from the imminent, overwhelming wave of NS lady fans who would obviously flock from across the globe to me upon posting of said handsome pics.
Andaluciae
22-10-2007, 13:32
Eh, I'll just get out the white sheets once again...no! It's not that! It's a toga! A toga! Don't think Cartman costumes! Jeebuth!
South Lorenya
22-10-2007, 13:36
I remember the dayus when I lived with my patents...

We'd get three bags of halloween candy and about seven trick-or-treaters. Guess who gets the rest! XD
Bolol
22-10-2007, 13:49
Well I defy you Trotsky! I cosplay at conventions all the time. I totally agree with you that there are some people who are not as suited to potraying thier favourite characters as others. This is why I only ever cosplay thin and lanky characters, who may or may not wear glasses. And I must say I do quite well. I'd post pics, but I fear for my safety from the imminent, overwhelming wave of NS lady fans who would obviously flock from across the globe to me upon posting of said handsome pics.

Trotsky may be a bit off with his assumptions about cosplay...but you underestimate the scaring effects some misguided fools can give you.

...Need I bring up MAN-FAYE?!

If you do not know what I'm talking about, consider yourself lucky.
Nodinia
22-10-2007, 14:36
Trotsky may be a bit off with his assumptions about cosplay...but you underestimate the scaring effects some misguided fools can give you.

...Need I bring up MAN-FAYE?!

If you do not know what I'm talking about, consider yourself lucky.


I did a search, and now my brain has one more scar in it than nessecary.....
Daistallia 2104
22-10-2007, 15:44
...Need I bring up MAN-FAYE?!

Yeah, ya did. Somebody had to. Cosplay should never have left Japan - it's bad enough here as it is. :(
The_pantless_hero
22-10-2007, 15:59
There are good cosplayers. It should be legal to beat bad cosplayers with a bat.
Smunkeeville
22-10-2007, 16:42
Someone go as a lolcat. Or possibly a lolrus. I, for one, am going as a lolpirate. I haven't decided on my caption yet though. Probably 'i can haz grog?' or 'i can haz booty?'

my husband and I considered lolrus and bucket.

but we won't.

and you should do "i can haz booty" it's a double entendre.
Bolol
22-10-2007, 17:16
I did a search, and now my brain has one more scar in it than nessecary.....

My work here is done!

*flies away*

Yeah, ya did. Somebody had to. Cosplay should never have left Japan - it's bad enough here as it is.

Well I'm personally not gonna knock someone who does cosplay; I've done some at conventions. But SERIOUSLY! Don't friggin' EVAR follow man-faye's example. NO I DON'T CARE if you're doing it for parody purposes only, no parody is worth THAT brainfuck!
Trotskylvania
22-10-2007, 17:22
Basically, cosplay is not worth the risk. If you can do it well, then more power to you. But a very small number of people will appreciate your effort. Most won't care.
Bolol
22-10-2007, 17:30
Basically, cosplay is not worth the risk. If you can do it well, then more power to you. But a very small number of people will appreciate your effort. Most won't care.

I doubt any cosplayer really cares about what people think, and the ones who do care typically are the ones who would "get it" (i.e nerds, geeks, dorks and general misfits). to be honest with you, unless you're entered into a contest of sorts (and believe me there are some costumes and their designers that belong in Hollywood), it's all about having fun.

I'm certain there are stranger hobbies.

Not that I'm suggesting one take up claymore and kilt and parade around town shouting "I am William Wallace!"
The_pantless_hero
22-10-2007, 18:07
I doubt any cosplayer really cares about what people think, and the ones who do care typically are the ones who would "get it" (i.e nerds, geeks, dorks and general misfits). to be honest with you, unless you're entered into a contest of sorts (and believe me there are some costumes and their designers that belong in Hollywood), it's all about having fun.

I'm certain there are stranger hobbies.

Not that I'm suggesting one take up claymore and kilt and parade around town shouting "I am William Wallace!"
The senior manager of the place I worked did that one year for Halloween. They have pictures.
Hoyteca
22-10-2007, 18:36
Yeah, ya did. Somebody had to. Cosplay should never have left Japan - it's bad enough here as it is. :(

I thought cosplay started with the trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Cosplay doesn't have to be all Naruto and Bleach you know.
Khadgar
22-10-2007, 18:40
I thought cosplay started with the trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Cosplay doesn't have to be all Naruto and Bleach you know.

To the Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosplay)!

Apparently there were Cosplayers in 1939, which is fucking disturbing.
Kitab Al-Ibar
22-10-2007, 18:51
Well, as far as good costumes go, there was a dress up party a month or so ago which was themed around the letter H. So a girl went dressed as the Hiroshima bomb/mushroom cloud... I admit it was an awesome looking costume, but not the most tasteful, and not something i would have chosen.
The_pantless_hero
22-10-2007, 18:52
Well, as far as good costumes go, there was a dress up party a month or so ago which was themed around the letter H. So a girl went dressed as the Hiroshima bomb/mushroom cloud... I admit it was an awesome looking costume, but not the most tasteful, and not something i would have chosen.

There is nothing really tasteful that starts with H. In fact, the easiest things to think of that start wit H arn't tasteful at all.
Trotskylvania
22-10-2007, 18:54
I thought cosplay started with the trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Cosplay doesn't have to be all Naruto and Bleach you know.

In any case, it can become pretty horrifying pretty quickly. If you have the time and effort to do it well, then you can make fellow nerds doubletake. But if you can't, then well, you look like a goof.
New Manvir
22-10-2007, 20:12
http://dlazechk.dl.funpic.org/ch861029.jpg
JuNii
22-10-2007, 21:24
I've seen bad Cosplayers, I've seen Good Cosplayers.



And I've seen Cosplayers so bad... they were good. :p
Iniika
22-10-2007, 21:33
In my experience, good cosplay takes a year of planning and preparation, hundreds of dollars, at least three mental break downs (one of which must include the sewing machine thrown out the window) physical pain including body modification to suit the costume, accidental stabbings with pins and needles and the week of no sleep needed for the finishing touches before the final show, and at least an hour of make up. These people dress up for the art of it, for the challenge and for the remaking of what they see as beautiful or amazing.

Bad cosplay consists of half assed costumes and wash out hair dye and save for the kids who genuinely don't have the resources for anything better, it's mostly done for shits and giggles and shock value by the adults. Those people need to be beaten. Cosplay isn't all crappy bleach and naruto running around pouncing on people. Admittedly cosplay is hundreds of times better in Japan than in North America, but you'd have to be closer to the art to appriciate it. Same way I find it hard to appriciate the work of people who restore classic cars.

That said~ I -was- going to recycle an old cosplay costume but... seeing as we have kendo prctise on the 31st, and I've been told we will be cracking open piniatas with our shinai which is infinately more fun that wandeinrg around in the cold and the rain in costume, I'll be dressed as a kendo-ka this Halloween X3

I don't think there's any costumes I don't like. I found the Bin Laden masks a little immature and in bad taste, though, when they first come out, and I'm not a huge fan of store bought costumes. I like the origional ones best.
JuNii
22-10-2007, 21:55
In my experience, good cosplay takes a year of planning and preparation, hundreds of dollars, at least three mental break downs (one of which must include the sewing machine thrown out the window) physical pain including body modification to suit the costume, accidental stabbings with pins and needles and the week of no sleep needed for the finishing touches before the final show, and at least an hour of make up. These people dress up for the art of it, for the challenge and for the remaking of what they see as beautiful or amazing.

Bad cosplay consists of half assed costumes and wash out hair dye and save for the kids who genuinely don't have the resources for anything better, it's mostly done for shits and giggles and shock value by the adults. Those people need to be beaten. Cosplay isn't all crappy bleach and naruto running around pouncing on people. Admittedly cosplay is hundreds of times better in Japan than in North America, but you'd have to be closer to the art to appriciate it. Same way I find it hard to appriciate the work of people who restore classic cars.

That said~ I -was- going to recycle an old cosplay costume but... seeing as we have kendo prctise on the 31st, and I've been told we will be cracking open piniatas with our shinai which is infinately more fun that wandeinrg around in the cold and the rain in costume, I'll be dressed as a kendo-ka this Halloween X3

I don't think there's any costumes I don't like. I found the Bin Laden masks a little immature and in bad taste, though, when they first come out, and I'm not a huge fan of store bought costumes. I like the origional ones best.
I have a friend who... with only a simple Gi, glasses and hanky... made THE MOST realistic Gemna (Ranma 1/2) ever.

most times, it's not fitting the body into the costume, but finding the costume for your body. ;)
CthulhuFhtagn
22-10-2007, 22:00
Trotsky may be a bit off with his assumptions about cosplay...but you underestimate the scaring effects some misguided fools can give you.

...Need I bring up MAN-FAYE?!

If you do not know what I'm talking about, consider yourself lucky.

Man-Faye is awesome.
JuNii
22-10-2007, 22:03
*Still waiting for someone to pull of an accurate Hentai-Kamen.*
Kyronea
22-10-2007, 22:08
Hmm...

I actually see no reason to restrict anything costume wise...well, except for outfits that make them look "slutty" when they're not fully old enough to understand what wearing such an outfit means and/or are trying to wear it just because it's popular.

Otherwise, I'll let them go for anything. Hell, I had a Worf costume when I was a wee lad.
Kyronea
22-10-2007, 22:09
*Still waiting for someone to pull of an accurate Hentai-Kamen.*

Who?
JuNii
22-10-2007, 22:20
Who?

Imagine a man wearing fishnet stockings, leather gloves and tighty whities.

then grab the sides of the tighty whities and pull them up and over his shoulders...

oh and he's wearing woman's underpants like a mask.

http://sweetproject.webcindario.com/comics/ultimate%20hentai%20kamen/hentai_kamen.jpg
Smunkeeville
22-10-2007, 22:23
Hmm...

I actually see no reason to restrict anything costume wise...well, except for outfits that make them look "slutty" when they're not fully old enough to understand what wearing such an outfit means and/or are trying to wear it just because it's popular.

Otherwise, I'll let them go for anything. Hell, I had a Worf costume when I was a wee lad.

Bratz are not allowed in my house


http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-1296191925331_1971_28300533

that costume is available in size 4......which is the size that most 3 and 4 year olds wear.......there is something wrong with the Bratz people me thinks.
Khadgar
22-10-2007, 22:37
I have a friend who... with only a simple Gi, glasses and hanky... made THE MOST realistic Gemna (Ranma 1/2) ever.

most times, it's not fitting the body into the costume, but finding the costume for your body. ;)

There are so few fat balding white male cross dressers in Anime though, and so many at anime-cons.
The_pantless_hero
22-10-2007, 22:51
I demand some one go as this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o
JuNii
22-10-2007, 22:53
There are so few fat balding white male cross dressers in Anime though, and so many at anime-cons.

cross-dressers?

as for fat balding people, heck, the average samurai thug / sidekick is fat and can be balding (or a nice, modest wig will correct that.)
Rhursbourg
23-10-2007, 00:15
somebody should go as Fred Phelps
IDF
23-10-2007, 00:49
Last year a friend had a South Park inspired costume and went as Steve Irwin with a stingway sticking out of him.

I'm going this year with a friend. Each of us will be in Easter Bunny costumes and we will randomly hump.

We did that at Purdue Breakfast Club and the football game last week and got on the jumbotron 3 times. The 3rd and final time, we started to hump. We got 2 thrust in before they cut us off. Funny to do in front of 60,000 people. Needless to say we were drunk, but we really stood out in white costume amongst the "blackout" that is the Purdue student section.
Zilam
23-10-2007, 02:15
As long as I get to wear ass less chaps, with nothing on underneath, then I am good :)
UNITIHU
23-10-2007, 02:17
If I do end up doing something party-ish, I'm going as Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Before prison, of course.
Trotskylvania
23-10-2007, 02:22
As long as I get to wear ass less chaps, with nothing on underneath, then I am good :)

Might try that some year. :p

Either that, or Dr. Frankenfurter.
Theoretical Physicists
23-10-2007, 03:15
A friend and I plan to go to a Halloween party as "Men in Black." It probably won't be obvious at all though, as we'll just be two giant white guys in black suits and sunglasses, possibly with supersoakers.
JuNii
23-10-2007, 03:25
A friend and I plan to go to a Halloween party as "Men in Black." It probably won't be obvious at all though, as we'll just be two giant white guys in black suits and sunglasses, possibly with supersoakers.

... and the supersoakers filled with...
Wilgrove
23-10-2007, 03:25
Bratz are not allowed in my house


http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-1296191925331_1971_28300533

that costume is available in size 4......which is the size that most 3 and 4 year olds wear.......there is something wrong with the Bratz people me thinks.

Oh God....I hate Bratz with a passion, "Yea let's teach our daughters, nieces, and cousins how to be spoiled little whores like Paris Hilton." Last Christmas, almost all the little girls in my family (extended Thankfully), got something that had to do with Bratzs. I could not tell you how hard it was for me to just round up all the Bratz stuff, take it outside with a can of gasoline, pour the can of gasoline on the stuff, and light it on fire.
Theoretical Physicists
23-10-2007, 04:12
... and the supersoakers filled with...

Empty, as they don't really work anymore.
Wilgrove
23-10-2007, 04:14
Empty, as they don't really work anymore.

Then buy new ones and fill them up with something really nasty and stinky! :p
Smunkeeville
23-10-2007, 04:15
Oh God....I hate Bratz with a passion, "Yea let's teach our daughters, nieces, and cousins how to be spoiled little whores like Paris Hilton." Last Christmas, almost all the little girls in my family (extended Thankfully), got something that had to do with Bratzs. I could not tell you how hard it was for me to just round up all the Bratz stuff, take it outside with a can of gasoline, pour the can of gasoline on the stuff, and light it on fire.

my girls recieved Bratz things for Christmas from extended family, we took it back to the store and let them pick out more appropriate things. (they both spent all $120 on Lego blocks)
Wilgrove
23-10-2007, 04:19
my girls recieved Bratz things for Christmas from extended family, we took it back to the store and let them pick out more appropriate things. (they both spent all $120 on Lego blocks)

MJ and I actually had a talk about this last Saturday. We were in Wal-Mart, and we saw these dresses in the children section that looks like they would be worn by well, prostitutes and hookers, for a lack of a better term. We both agree that if we ever had a daughter that we would never buy her stuff like this because we both believe that little girls should dress like little girls, not like "Bratz whores". If I ever do get married and have a daughter, I am going to make it painfully obvious to my family that if they buy her anything that is suggestive or anything that is like the "Bratz" stuff, I will take it back to the store. Why can't the little girls just be little girls, what is with this craze that seem to be going on to "sexualized" little kids?
Bann-ed
23-10-2007, 04:20
my girls recieved Bratz things for Christmas from extended family, we took it back to the store and let them pick out more appropriate things. (they both spent all $120 on Lego blocks)

Quite a boon.
Demented Hamsters
23-10-2007, 04:20
Goatse.
Smunkeeville
23-10-2007, 04:23
Quite a boon.

hubby's family has lots of money and not much intelligence as to how to spend it.
Intestinal fluids
23-10-2007, 04:23
Going as a leaking bag of flour is a bad idea.
Wilgrove
23-10-2007, 04:24
hubby's family has lots of money and not much intelligence as to how to spend it.

Hmm....

*starts plotting....evilly* ;)
Bann-ed
23-10-2007, 04:27
Hmm....

*starts plotting....evilly* ;)

*plots, awaiting the results of your plotting...sleepily*
Marrakech II
23-10-2007, 04:29
It doesn't matter what you dress up as, as long as you get candy. Jeeze people, haloween is about candy, duh.

For a laugh, when I was 8 I went out dressed as a B-1B Lancer. No joke. No one got it but me, but it was funny and I got lots of candy.

Pity goes a long way at getting candy.
Bann-ed
23-10-2007, 04:31
Pity goes a long way at getting candy.

Maybe that is where the prostitution and hooker type costumes come in...
Frisbeeteria
23-10-2007, 04:32
This one works for me.

http://www.indigo.org/halloween/delivery.jpg

(from http://www.indigo.org/halloween/page2.html - I liked the pixelated Cops arrestees and the three-headed dog too.)
Infinite Revolution
23-10-2007, 04:35
i wouldn't put any costume on a 'no-no' list. none i can think of anyway. this year i intend to dress up as ginger spice from the spicegirls, my friends are all going as the other members. got to find a union jack mini-dress from somewhere and some thigh-high platform boots. and a wig, can't grow my hair in time.
Jeruselem
23-10-2007, 04:54
Dress as Dick Cheney, that will scare the kids.
Infinite Revolution
23-10-2007, 04:55
weeeeee!!! multi-multi-postings!
Trotskylvania
23-10-2007, 05:01
This one works for me.

http://www.indigo.org/halloween/delivery.jpg

(from http://www.indigo.org/halloween/page2.html - I liked the pixelated Cops arrestees and the three-headed dog too.)

I love it!
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:22
Couples costumes.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/12455.jpg

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. :D
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:23
Going as a leaking bag of flour is a bad idea.

People keep running up to try to snort you? Toss in a few earwigs and you'll *probably* be alright.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:23
Dress as Dick Cheney, that will scare the kids.

That's *another* one that'll get you shot up here.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:25
Fergi America;13155138'] it's certainly not like he's above being mocked!Mocked, no ... revered, yes.
Kinda depends, i guess, on one's intent on garb.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:30
...Need I bring up MAN-FAYE?!

If you do not know what I'm talking about, consider yourself lucky.

http://www.kevo.com/thumbs/m/2j/Tammy_Faye_Bakker_closeup_2005-750_750.jpg
?
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:31
I'm certain there are stranger hobbies.

Oh, SO QFT.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:34
There is nothing really tasteful that starts with H. In fact, the easiest things to think of that start wit H arn't tasteful at all.

Happiness?
Horta? (erm, okay)
Hawai'i?
Harpies?
...
*processing....*
*...*
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:36
Hell, I had a Worf costume when I was a wee lad.

Take my Worf, please ....?
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:37
Bratz are not allowed in my house


http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-1296191925331_1971_28300533

that costume is available in size 4......which is the size that most 3 and 4 year olds wear.......there is something wrong with the Bratz people me thinks.

Yay!!!
*bows*
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:38
There are so few fat balding white male cross dressers in Anime though, and so many at anime-cons.

*FLORT*

Hahahahaha!!!!
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:45
I demand some one go as this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o

I went as Guy LeDouche
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/mxc-15770.jpg
and Fry
http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/images/fry_coffee.gif

before. I think i've humiliated myself quite nicely, since i also behaved and spoke in character.
There's talk of a Blue Man Group fella and Zapp Brannigan, but i'm not sure. I can't remember what i'd decided on last year anyway.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:45
somebody should go as Fred Phelps

Did i mention the list of visage of dudes/dudettes that would get shot?
Ayup.
The Brevious
23-10-2007, 05:48
Goatse.

Winner of thread, yep.
Hadn't even crossed my chasm of mind, oddly enough.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Thread.jpg
Demented Hamsters
23-10-2007, 09:15
Here's some cool costumes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeMUlSe1sjM

a couple of them would be hell to make.
Ifreann
23-10-2007, 10:31
my husband and I considered lolrus and bucket.

but we won't.
For why?

and you should do "i can haz booty" it's a double entendre.
Yay!
Not that I'm suggesting one take up claymore and kilt and parade around town shouting "I am William Wallace!"
Slay the English with thunderbolts from your eyes, and balls of fire from your arse!
Goatse.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Winrar_is_you.png
The Ninja Penguin
23-10-2007, 11:33
bad Star Trek costumes - I mean the uniform ones - the male version end up looking like someone's old kiddy pj's - and underwear really, really needs to be worn underneath!! *flash back to very bad memory* happy thoughts, happy thoughts

many halloweens ago, me and the current bf were invited to a party - he wore a very bad Star Trek outfit made from really thin, tan coloured material that fit in all the wrong places and it looked bloody awful - i confess that i faked an illness so I wouldn't have to go :D call me shallow if you will but if you'd been there maybe you'd understand

having said that, years later went to another party with my darlin' - he went as Dr. Evil [with bald cap] and I went as Felicity Shagwell - found the most awesome wig - heaps of fun and the costumes were a hit
Ifreann
23-10-2007, 11:51
bad Star Trek costumes - I mean the uniform ones - the male version end up looking like someone's old kiddy pj's - and underwear really, really needs to be worn underneath!! *flash back to very bad memory* happy thoughts, happy thoughts

many halloweens ago, me and the current bf were invited to a party - he wore a very bad Star Trek outfit made from really thin, tan coloured material that fit in all the wrong places and it looked bloody awful - i confess that i faked an illness so I wouldn't have to go :D call me shallow if you will but if you'd been there maybe you'd understand

having said that, years later went to another party with my darlin' - he went as Dr. Evil [with bald cap] and I went as Felicity Shagwell - found the most awesome wig - heaps of fun and the costumes were a hit

Shagwell by name alone? ;) :p
The Ninja Penguin
23-10-2007, 11:55
Shagwell by name alone? ;) :p

:D walked right into that one, didn't I?