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I love Craiglist

Wilgrove
21-10-2007, 17:35
Who says Capitalism can't be fun? :D I don't know if this true or not, but I don't care.

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp

(stupid Snopes won't let me Copy and Paste.)
Johnny B Goode
21-10-2007, 19:33
Who says Capitalism can't be fun? :D I don't know if this true or not, but I don't care.

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp

(stupid Snopes won't let me Copy and Paste.)

Awesome.
Jello Biafra
21-10-2007, 20:09
The moral? Be hot, intelligent, and have a good personality to snag a sugar daddy.

*Takes notes*
IDF
21-10-2007, 20:19
I'm just hoping this woman is not a JAP, but given that she is from NYC, I would be willing to bet she is.

Why can't there be normal single Jewish women who aren't stuck up and looking just for doctors and lawyers?
Marrakech II
21-10-2007, 20:21
That was an awesome simple but to the point response. I love it.
Marrakech II
21-10-2007, 20:23
I'm just hoping this woman is not a JAP, but given that she is from NYC, I would be willing to bet she is.

Why can't there be normal single Jewish women who aren't stuck up and looking just for doctors and lawyers?

To be honest travel around the world on your vacations. You will likely meet a nice woman that is not corrupted by money. I could go on about the girls I met on vacation. I spent a year in the UK because of it and ended up marrying one from Morocco. Best thing I ever did.
IDF
21-10-2007, 20:24
To be honest travel around the world on your vacations. You will likely meet a nice woman that is not corrupted by money. I could go on about the girls I met on vacation. I spent a year in the UK because of it and ended up marrying one from Morocco. Best thing I ever did.

I think I'll have to go to Israel to find a "nice Jewish girl."
Marrakech II
21-10-2007, 20:32
I think I'll have to go to Israel to find a "nice Jewish girl."

Do it and let us know. From my experiences I have met girls everywhere I went on vacation when I was single. I am not Brad Pitt either. Not only did they have good personalities they were hot to boot.


This is the wife and I.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/000_0046.jpg
Knights Kyre Elaine
21-10-2007, 20:35
I'm just hoping this woman is not a JAP, but given that she is from NYC, I would be willing to bet she is.

Why can't there be normal single Jewish women who aren't stuck up and looking just for doctors and lawyers?

Fourth sentence, she's not from New York.
Marrakech II
21-10-2007, 20:38
Fourth sentence, she's not from New York.

Maybe so but I would bet she is either Asian or White. Money grubbing is the strongest it seems to me in those two races.
Soviet Haaregrad
21-10-2007, 22:10
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger But she ain't messin' wit no broke...
Nouvelle Wallonochie
21-10-2007, 23:30
I'm just hoping this woman is not a JAP, but given that she is from NYC, I would be willing to bet she is.

Why can't there be normal single Jewish women who aren't stuck up and looking just for doctors and lawyers?

What's a JAP?
Enlightened Worlds
21-10-2007, 23:35
I've read that CL posting yesterday when it was just put up on Best Of CL. Hilarious stuff, but I found this one better: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/453035602.html

The one part I particularly agree with is the last line:

Someone needs to invent a drug which has no hormonal imbalance side-effects but is able to erase a man's sex drive and attraction to women. It would increase productivity rates to incredible heights. I'd be free and happy. I'd feel complete. I'd be able to concentrate on my biochemistry studying.
Johnny B Goode
21-10-2007, 23:38
What's a JAP?

Jewish American Princess. Spoiled rich girl.
Cannot think of a name
22-10-2007, 05:08
I love Craigslist because everything in my room is from the Free listings, including my 50" TV.
Katganistan
22-10-2007, 05:57
I'm just hoping this woman is not a JAP, but given that she is from NYC, I would be willing to bet she is.

Why can't there be normal single Jewish women who aren't stuck up and looking just for doctors and lawyers?

Where in all of that did you decide she had to be Jewish?
Nouvelle Wallonochie
22-10-2007, 06:37
Jewish American Princess. Spoiled rich girl.

Never heard that before. You learn something new every day, I guess.
Johnny B Goode
22-10-2007, 21:14
Never heard that before. You learn something new every day, I guess.

I live in a town with a lot of people who'd be classified as such. Some of them call themselves "jappies".
Smunkeeville
22-10-2007, 21:31
I love Craigslist because everything in my room is from the Free listings, including my 50" TV.

I have a similar love affair with Freecycle.
Myrmidonisia
22-10-2007, 21:37
I think I'll have to go to Israel to find a "nice Jewish girl."
I was in Israel last year. Doing some work for the IAF. They have the cutest little soldierettes running around those bases...

I asked where the ugly women were. The guy I was working with said, "Gaza".
Carnivorous Lickers
22-10-2007, 21:41
I bought a generator from a guy in there last month.

I still check it out from time to time.
Kyronea
22-10-2007, 21:51
Do it and let us know. From my experiences I have met girls everywhere I went on vacation when I was single. I am not Brad Pitt either. Not only did they have good personalities they were hot to boot.


This is the wife and I.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/000_0046.jpg
...and you're a conservative? WHY?! You should be a liberal! :p
Kyronea
22-10-2007, 22:04
I love Craigslist because everything in my room is from the Free listings, including my 50" TV.

Free listings? As in, the items are FREE?!
Cannot think of a name
23-10-2007, 03:29
Free listings? As in, the items are FREE?!

Yep. I've scored a futon, two end tables, a cool 70s lamp that goes from the ceiling to the floor, one of those cabinet stereo/record players, a tv stand, 5 disc DVD player, cabinet, wardrobe, 6'X6' pop up, and a 50" tv. All for free.

Nothing like having time to kill and a cargo van at my disposal.
Nouvelle Wallonochie
23-10-2007, 03:33
I live in a town with a lot of people who'd be classified as such. Some of them call themselves "jappies".

My contact with the "Jewish community", other than one guy I knew in the Army, is limited to Mel Brooks films. Everyone where I live is German, Ojibwe or African-American (in that order).
Potarius
23-10-2007, 03:48
Yep. I've scored a futon, two end tables, a cool 70s lamp that goes from the ceiling to the floor, one of those cabinet stereo/record players, a tv stand, 5 disc DVD player, cabinet, wardrobe, 6'X6' pop up, and a 50" tv. All for free.

Nothing like having time to kill and a cargo van at my disposal.

What the fuck? How is that possible?

*scrambles to Craigslist and searches for guitar amps*
Turquoise Days
23-10-2007, 03:57
I got my bed from craigslist - a snip at $100 for frame box and mattress. Comfy too!

They also have lots of wetsuits and stuff.
Marrakech II
23-10-2007, 04:00
...and you're a conservative? WHY?! You should be a liberal! :p

Why would I want to subject myself to Liberalism??? Anyway I started out as an old school Democrat and then switched to something between a Republican and Libertarian. As for most of the women I met outside of the Western world they were conservative.

Liberalism as we know it is in my opinion a decidedly a Western phenomenon. I found the majority of the world are conservative from my travels.
Marrakech II
23-10-2007, 04:01
I was in Israel last year. Doing some work for the IAF. They have the cutest little soldierettes running around those bases...

I asked where the ugly women were. The guy I was working with said, "Gaza".

Lol that is no joke. Israel has a good amount of hot women.
Cannot think of a name
23-10-2007, 04:08
What the fuck? How is that possible?

*scrambles to Craigslist and searches for guitar amps*

Earlier today there was a '76 Datsun on the SF Craigslist.
Marrakech II
23-10-2007, 04:12
Nothing like having time to kill and a cargo van at my disposal.


You know 9 out of 10 serial killers have lots of time to kill and cargo vans.......:eek:
Smunkeeville
23-10-2007, 04:13
Yep. I've scored a futon, two end tables, a cool 70s lamp that goes from the ceiling to the floor, one of those cabinet stereo/record players, a tv stand, 5 disc DVD player, cabinet, wardrobe, 6'X6' pop up, and a 50" tv. All for free.

Nothing like having time to kill and a cargo van at my disposal.

most recently I scored a futon, a set of bunk beds, a winter coat, a printer, a 17 inch monitor, and a DVD player.

Last year I got a couch, new tile for my bathroom, and a washing machine.

Seriously, people give all kinds of stuff away for free. I gave away my old computer (sans hard drive) and a car once.

I don't do Craigslist because the people here are creepy on there, but I do freecycle where everything is free.
Krissland
23-10-2007, 04:16
XD is all I can say. It's nice to see someone get a reality check once in a while.
Johnny B Goode
25-10-2007, 20:47
My contact with the "Jewish community", other than one guy I knew in the Army, is limited to Mel Brooks films. Everyone where I live is German, Ojibwe or African-American (in that order).

Our town is hugely Jewish.