NationStates Jolt Archive

I was at my Comrade Alexei's house when he asked if I wanted to go out. I, of course, said yes and we made our way to the local Communist Party meeting. When we arrived at the McDonald's the Chairman was sitting in a booth and several young women AND MEN were lined up and giving him...*gasp* fellatio! That is obviously counter-revolutionary and bourgeois because only one person at a time blows while the rest look on in contempt with their jaws dropped. This breeds jealously because not every gets it at the same time. Collective Communistic Circle Jerks of Comradery are the only truly egalitarian sexual practice.

Marx's words on fellatio are very clear,"Fellatio is the opium of the masses."

Wha-?!

This is a trick question. Isn't it?

I reckon you smoked some opium prior to making this post.

The proletariat sucks.

I love this thread.

The proletariat sucks.

Pun intended?

Hehe. Good to have you back making threads.

Hehe. Good to have you back making threads.

Someone has to tell it like it is.

I love this thread.

Hehe so do I.

In the socialist transitionary state, the government would have came in and proceed to give everyone at said McDonalds fellatio. At the point, that bourgeois would complain about us sucking the government teet.

Mmm...

*Thinks of starting up an "Anarchism and BDSM" thread, but decides not to.*

Mmm...

*Thinks of starting up an "Anarchism and BDSM" thread, but decides not to.*

Awwww~ I was getting excited too! ;_;

Awwww~ I was getting excited too! ;_;

Well, if you want, you could whip me. ;)

I mean, if you're female.

Well, if you want, you could whip me. ;)

I mean, if you're female.

Aww... no whipping smilie *sniffles*

If I tell you I'm female, does it count? XP *breaks out riding crop*

Aww... no whipping smilie *sniffles*

If I tell you I'm female, does it count? XP *breaks out riding crop*

Meh. Good enough.

Uhm, I've been a bad boy, I fought for consumerism, punish me.

I reckon you smoked some opium prior to making this post.

"Communism is the opium of the masses" - Jayate.

Meh. Good enough.

Uhm, I've been a bad boy, I fought for consumerism, punish me.

*gasp* Unbelievable! *lash* no cookie crumb for you!

This thread started out very...weird...
(Though the underlying meaning is quite valid.)

And now seems to have veered of a bit, but is still..sort of..on topic..

Looking forward to some possible future hilarious comments... ;)

"Communism is the opium of the masses" - Jayate.

So, what, you smoked the manifesto?

In the socialist transitionary state, the government would have came in and proceed to give everyone at said McDonalds fellatio. At the point, that bourgeois would complain about us sucking the government teet.

Or sucking the government penis.

I reckon you smoked some opium prior to making this post.

I'm going with that assessment.

Ah, it's because I'm a communist that I like to give fellatio to large numbers of people! I totally get it now!

Or sucking the government penis.No, no, no. The government is sucking our penis, not the other way around.