NationStates Jolt Archive

My personal favourite is:

'I'll be back'

I won't have an epitath, because there won't be anyone alive to officiate at or attend my funeral.

Bright the hawk's flight on the empty sky.

'Where do I plug in my Ipod?'

my favorites:

Rodney Dangerfield: 'There Goes The Neighborhood'

Winston Churchill: 'I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.'

Benjamin Franklin: 'The body of Benjamin Franklin, printer (like the cover of an old book, its contents worn out, and stript of its lettering and gilding) lies here, food for worms. Yet the work itself shall not lost, for it will, as he believed, appear once more In a new and more beautiful edition, corrected and amended by its Author'

:)

Office upstairs

or


She drank good ale,

good punch and wine

And lived to the age of 99.

or

Reader if cash thou are

In want of any

Dig 4 feet deep

And thou wilt find a Penny

Quiet please, I'm trying to sleep here.

"I told you I was not well"

'AAH! My nose itches! Dammit!'

'Brb'

"See you real soon."


can't beat the classic

"Dammit! I make ONE little mistake editing my own DNA 'config file', and..."

Game over.

Dig it!

I'm not dead, I'm merely eeuhm... sleeping underground, yes.. that's it.

Wanna go out and grab a beer?

'Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.'

'Tis but a flesh wound.

1986-2086

Do not mourn! There is so much yet to do.


(I can dream!)

Spike Milligan stole mine :(

If this were a mass grave, you'd be home by now.

My personal favourite is:

'I'll be back'
Written on my gravestone in print so tiny that you have to get really close to read it:

"Please don't stand there."

I personally liked some of the ones that appeared in Fable, but the only one i can remember off the top of my head is "I finished before you in the human race."

Apart from that in tiny writing i would have written "Nosey bugger arn't you?"

In all honesty though, i haven't much thought about it.

I won't need an epitaph. I'll be either
1.Immortal
2.World-famous
3.Forgotten

So what?

'Ahhhhh shit'

'Be not afraid.'

'Be not afraid.'

'I go before you always, come follow me'?

'Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.'nice.

'I go before you always, come follow me'?

Actually, it's from Devil's Dance by Metallica :D

Actually, it's from Devil's Dance by Metallica :D

I see.

1988-2117

I'm not dead yet, I'm just taking a really long nap

His last words were: "Take care, you dunghill cocks!" before he went on guard.

About a month ago, whilst throwing myself off a high rocky ledge into a river, I came up with: "I regret nothing!"
I lived, which spoiled the effect a little.

I quite like Oscar Wildes last words,

as he were dying on his death bed, he said:

'It's either me or those curtains.'

'So long and Thanks for all the tacos.'

Confusion will be my epitaph.

'BRB.'

Nikîtitohtân, nikîmîc’son, nikînimihiton.

"I came, I ate, I danced."

"regardless of what she said, she really did hate all of you"

there. :D

I'll be watching you.

"I'm Not Dead Yet!" accompanied by a buried recorder, powered by a discrete solar panel on my tombstone, which, when triggered by someone coming close enough to read produces from below their feet the sound of someone clawing their way out of a coffin.

Of course, not dying might just be the easier way to go.

I'd rather like to have Keats' epitaph...

"Here lies a man whose name was writ in water."

Oh Keats... one of the great emos of his time ^_^

":)"

Winston Churchill: 'I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.'

:p

Been in my sig for a few years now.

Epithaph? I don't give shit, I'm dead. Do whatever you want.

Epithaph? I don't give shit, I'm dead. Do whatever you want.

Even munging?

"Come on, you aren't really sad, are you?"

:)

My personal favourite is:

'I'll be back'

"It's been fun. Don't forget I was here."

"Oh bugger."

Short, simple and to the point...I want them to be my last words as well.

"I wish I'd spent more time at the office."

Actually, those are more last words. My epitaph would probably be something boring, like "Here was buried Thomas Jefferson
Author of the Declaration of American Independence
Of the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom
And Father of the University of Virginia"

I realize I am not Thomas Jefferson. But two-hundred years from now, it will be impossible to tell.

"I wasted my life with cereal and games
People said I had not a ounce of fame
but here I am,carved in stone
Although now I'm just a bunch of Bones

-Vincent Gambino,The kid who Pawned you in Assualt Cube
1994-2076

'Pwned'