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What kind of Porn do you look at?

Soyut
17-10-2007, 04:52
Lately I've been looking at a lot of lesbian stuff which is weird because I don't find real lesbians very attractive.
CoallitionOfTheWilling
17-10-2007, 04:52
Lesbian.

'nuff said.
Bann-ed
17-10-2007, 04:55
/lock /spam
Tech-gnosis
17-10-2007, 04:55
Gay porn of generic, bondage, group, military, ect varieties. Some bisexual porn.
NERVUN
17-10-2007, 04:59
When I did, I more or less ranged all over. Just wasn't interested in S&M/Bondage and male homosexual pron.

I DID prefer Asians though. :D
Soyut
17-10-2007, 05:12
This thread is gonna die fast. And I botched the poll
Port Arcana
17-10-2007, 05:12
Is this thread even legal? O_o

If so, then nude art.
The Looney Tunes
17-10-2007, 05:25
somtimes man and woman, somtimes man and man, depends on what kind of mood i'm in :p

I prefer to just see a couple though :fluffle: lol... whgo both look like they are enjoying themselves ;)
OceanDrive2
17-10-2007, 05:35
Lately I've been looking at a lot of lesbian stuff which is weird because I don't find real lesbians very attractive.what does their sexual preference have to do with "how good" they look?
OceanDrive2
17-10-2007, 05:49
If any Poll ever needed to be multi-choice.. it was this one.
Sarkhaan
17-10-2007, 06:04
When I did, I more or less ranged all over. Just wasn't interested in S&M/Bondage and male homosexual pron.

I DID prefer Asians though. :D

Wife reading over the shoulder? ;)
SimNewtonia
17-10-2007, 06:56
I'd suggest changing the thread title (the mods don't like threads with pr0n in the title (mainly because it results in blocks of the NationStates nation page (which is supposedly used by some schools and such).

Just an FYI.
Posi
17-10-2007, 07:10
No Facebook porn?
Barringtonia
17-10-2007, 07:12
Vogue.
Saige Dragon
17-10-2007, 07:33
You said click all that apply, I can only click one option. You truly are a sick perverted bastard. I'll take dudes on chicks, chicks on chicks and just chicks. With a side of chicks. Don't supersize it though.

On a related topic, this was locked one post in (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540963), while this thread has remained open? Moderation at it's finest I guess.... don't tase me bro...
NERVUN
17-10-2007, 08:02
Wife reading over the shoulder? ;)
Nope, just the pure honest truth. :D
Dexlysia
17-10-2007, 08:13
Braille.
Edinburgh City Council
17-10-2007, 08:15
Teen Redheads
:D
Sarkhaan
17-10-2007, 08:21
Nope, just the pure honest truth. :D

Ahh...always just as good.

she's still there, isn't she...

:p
Kinda Sensible people
17-10-2007, 09:58
Lesbian porn or solo stuff. I'm not too big on Het porn. I really have no desire to watch another man fucking a woman.
Chooterville
17-10-2007, 10:07
*sigh*
another porn topic with no elderly option :rolleyes:
Euroslavia
17-10-2007, 10:07
I find most porn to be ...extremely rough and uncaring.


Then again, it's porn, not sensual love-making films. :p It's supposed to be raunchy.
Peisandros
17-10-2007, 11:00
Depends on the mood, heh.
Ifreann
17-10-2007, 11:11
Poll needs to be multi choice.
Cromotar
17-10-2007, 11:24
What? No 'furry' option? :D
Good-Behaviour
17-10-2007, 11:38
:D:D:D porn is good :D:D:D
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"Location: New Zealand.... It's next to Australia.. " -lol
Ifreann
17-10-2007, 11:44
What? No 'furry' option? :D

In b4 'Yiff in hell!'
NERVUN
17-10-2007, 11:46
In b4 'Yiff in hell!'
*Imustn'tpostaJackresponseImustn'tpostaJackresponseImustn'tpostaJackresponse*

;)
Kryozerkia
17-10-2007, 13:56
Yaoi... whether graphic or written. :)
Kattia
17-10-2007, 14:11
I voted "hentai", but specifically it's lolicon hentai and nakadashi...
And I'm NOT a sicko!.......... Really!

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Okay, maybe a little :rolleyes:

EDIT: Forgot to add I like xray ^^;;;
Law Abiding Criminals
17-10-2007, 14:38
*sigh*
another porn topic with no elderly option :rolleyes:

Somehow I doubt that's too popular...at least around here. Mature, maybe. Elderly...not so much.

As for me...if you've seen one porn flick, you've seen them all. Stories > porn.
Khadgar
17-10-2007, 14:38
I tend to watch a wide variety of porn, gay, bi, straight. Anyone else noticed there's a real lack of good bisexual porn?

As for me...if you've seen one porn flick, you've seen them all. Stories > porn.

Absolutely, I read a lot of "porn", most of it being on the R rated side.
Law Abiding Criminals
17-10-2007, 14:46
I tend to watch a wide variety of porn, gay, bi, straight. Anyone else noticed there's a real lack of good bisexual porn?

I wonder if that depends on your definition of "bisexual" or what angle of "bisexual" you are looking for...frankly, I think I would get a little too confused watching that stuff.

Absolutely, I read a lot of "porn", most of it being on the R rated side.

R rated porn? Is that like Mountain Dew with reduced caffeine or something?

Seriously, though, stories are limited only by the imagination of the author. Porn has production problems. Why should it get in the way of someone's buzz that the girl is self-conscious, has a scar, or doesn't do well with bright lights? Stories don't have that problem.
Creepy Lurker
17-10-2007, 15:04
Where's the option for two-girls-one-cup?

*gag*
Cameroi
17-10-2007, 15:41
the poll needed to be multiple choice. i'm too paranoid of retarded assholes that want to kill people for what i find erotic as fantasy, so i'm affraid my consumption of 'porn' is limited to litterary eroticism, and that only what is free online without having to download anything.

that's ok though, i've seen enough and have imagination enough for that to be sufficient.

it would be better of course though, if it were all free, so that that way there could be no economic exploitation.

and it is the REPRESSION of sexuality that is sick, both mentally and physically.

=^^=
.../\...
Law Abiding Criminals
17-10-2007, 16:51
Where's the option for two-girls-one-cup?

*gag*

Two-Girls-What? Granted, most people probably sop reading that line after Two-Girls, but...explanation needed?
Kattia
17-10-2007, 17:01
i'm too paranoid of retarded assholes that want to kill people for what i find erotic as fantasy, so i'm affraid my consumption of 'porn' is limited to litterary eroticism, and that only what is free online without having to download anything.

Do I sense another lolicon? ^_^ Or perhaps a shotacon? :eek: Identify yourself! :D
Jello Biafra
17-10-2007, 17:07
I tend to watch a wide variety of porn, gay, bi, straight. Anyone else noticed there's a real lack of good bisexual porn?There's not a lot of good gay porn either. Too many (read: any) cock rings, too little oral sex.
Glorious Alpha Complex
17-10-2007, 17:14
Of all the polls that should have been a checklist. I regularly look at at least half of these.
among my favorites: yaoi (yes I know it's not even vaguely realistic, but it's still hot), ponygirl fetish websites, and hentai.
Cameroi
17-10-2007, 17:16
Do I sense another lolicon? ^_^ Or perhaps a shotacon? :eek: Identify yourself! :D

this thread pedo-bear approved?

=^^=
.../\...
Bottle
17-10-2007, 17:17
I tend to watch a wide variety of porn, gay, bi, straight. Anyone else noticed there's a real lack of good bisexual porn?

I've noticed a lack of good porn, period. Het porn is usually about some ugly hairy dudes rogering a bored-looking 18 year old girl who is bent in an uncomfortable position.

Gay porn is usually gay male porn, and it's almost impossible to find some such porn that doesn't include anal sex (which I don't happen to enjoy watching). Most gay male porn seems to fixate on gigantic penises being inserted into places, which only leads to one reaction from me: Ouch.

"Lesbian" porn is almost never lesbian porn at all. It's porn made for heterosexual males who like to watch two coeds pretending to like each other for the benefit of any man watching. You can tell it's not lesbian porn because the women always have ridiculously long nails, something that you absolutely positively DO NOT HAVE if you are routinely fingering a pussy. Fingers are fun...nails up the cooter are not.

It's actually very difficult for me to find decent porn, and my tastes are very simple.
Riopo
17-10-2007, 17:23
:D All kinds! Except Gay. Although lesbian is by far the best.... :D
Kohara
17-10-2007, 17:29
Hm, one of the few threads I'll respond to.

I chose gay, though I'd have chosen more if it were multichoice.

-Gay.
-Shotacon (as in anime only).
-Sometimes bestiality, but very rarely.
-Solo males.
-Gay orgies.
-Yaoi.
-Written gay incest.


Also, on a side note, Limewire is not a good place to look for porn..
*Trys to wash icky pedo video from memory*
Kattia
17-10-2007, 17:32
this thread pedo-bear approved?

=^^=
.../\...

It is now!

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5753/pedobearsealzo2.jpg
Some Puppies
17-10-2007, 17:32
Too bad you have to choose one, since what I look for typically varies from day to day.
Antigr
17-10-2007, 17:34
wtf?
UN Protectorates
17-10-2007, 17:36
wtf?

You look at what!? That's some seriously creepy stuff man.
Red Baptism
17-10-2007, 18:47
God hates pornography. If you look at pornography, you will incur His loving wrath. I pray for the souls of whoever looks at any form of pornography and hope that they will discover that the only acceptable sexual conduct is between one married man and his wife, and that any other form is a one-way ticket to Hell.
The Atlantian islands
17-10-2007, 18:48
Hot stuff baby this evening! ;)
Nouvelle Wallonochie
17-10-2007, 19:06
In b4 'Yiff in hell!'

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7b/300yiff.jpg
Fudk
17-10-2007, 19:39
God hates pornography. If you look at pornography, you will incur His loving wrath. I pray for the souls of whoever looks at any form of pornography and hope that they will discover that the only acceptable sexual conduct is between one married man and his wife, and that any other form is a one-way ticket to Hell.

Im sorry, but i always crack up when I hear the words "loving wrath."

I love you, so im going to send you into hell for eternity for looking at porn

*nods* sounds fair

Really? Only one married man and his wife?
So Abraham, who not only had multiple wives but also had male slaves feel him up while he was praying, is in hell?
What about Moses? He had more than one wife. Hes in hell too?
Soviet Haaregrad
17-10-2007, 19:47
All sorts. Much, much more then you could ever imagine.
Fudk
17-10-2007, 20:31
Oh, and way to many types to count, btw
Intangelon
17-10-2007, 20:32
Lately I've been looking at a lot of lesbian stuff which is weird because I don't find real lesbians very attractive.

Uh...because most porn does not have real lesbians in it. Hello? "Real" lesbians are just like the rest of us "real" people. Some stunners, some visually unpleasant, and most of us fair-to-middlin'. Perhaps you've been looking at too much porn.
Intangelon
17-10-2007, 20:34
I've noticed a lack of good porn, period. Het porn is usually about some ugly hairy dudes rogering a bored-looking 18 year old girl who is bent in an uncomfortable position.

Gay porn is usually gay male porn, and it's almost impossible to find some such porn that doesn't include anal sex (which I don't happen to enjoy watching). Most gay male porn seems to fixate on gigantic penises being inserted into places, which only leads to one reaction from me: Ouch.

"Lesbian" porn is almost never lesbian porn at all. It's porn made for heterosexual males who like to watch two coeds pretending to like each other for the benefit of any man watching. You can tell it's not lesbian porn because the women always have ridiculously long nails, something that you absolutely positively DO NOT HAVE if you are routinely fingering a pussy. Fingers are fun...nails up the cooter are not.

It's actually very difficult for me to find decent porn, and my tastes are very simple.

QFT
Cabra West
17-10-2007, 21:52
Lately I've been looking at a lot of lesbian stuff which is weird because I don't find real lesbians very attractive.

Why didn't you make it multi-choice? I look at everything except bestiality and toilet games... and I'm not too much into BDSM. Everything else is grand :)
Dumfook
17-10-2007, 22:47
If it doesn't have midgets in scuba gear giving each other enemas, it doesn't interest me...
Antigr
18-10-2007, 18:01
You look at what!? That's some seriously creepy stuff man.

That would be 'What the f*ck'
[NS:]East Sandfields
18-10-2007, 18:47
Lesbian usually, though occasionally I'll go for the traditional man and woman going at it. :P
Law Abiding Criminals
18-10-2007, 19:37
And there exists this other problem...if you're into more than one unusual thing, it's usually impossible to find any video porn with everything you want. And I'm not even counting anything that unusual, either.

This is why written fiction is better. No pictures, but none are necessary if you are creative enough.

Yes, I realize we're talking about porn here, which isn't exactly a haven for creativity or even basic dialogue, but I actually enjoy the dialogue in X-rated stories. Call me a weirdo.
Lackadaisical1
18-10-2007, 19:58
Its sad that the poll was a failure...

My personal favorite is dp. Though the only thing I can't get off on would be gay porn.
New Genoa
18-10-2007, 20:02
I find most porn to be ...extremely rough and uncaring.


Then again, it's porn, not sensual love-making films. :p It's supposed to be raunchy.

MOD APPROVED THREAD.

right?
Euroslavia
18-10-2007, 21:00
MOD APPROVED THREAD.

right?

Certainly not mod approved or endorsed, but it's ok, til it gets into details and descriptions that aren't fit for this forum. Discussion of the topic is allowed, detailed discussion of specifics isn't.
Smunkeeville
18-10-2007, 21:03
Certainly not mod approved or endorsed, but it's ok, til it gets into details and descriptions that aren't fit for this forum. Discussion of the topic is allowed, detailed discussion of specifics isn't.

is it being over picky to ask for the title to be edited?

as long as the word "porn" is on the sidebar of nationstates I am not going to be able to sign on while anywhere but home.....stupid firewalls.
Infinite Revolution
18-10-2007, 21:05
shit, i voted for the wrong thing. i thought the poll was multiple choice and wasn't really paying attention.
Maraque
18-10-2007, 21:11
What type...? Gay. 99.99% oral.
Wow... this thread is weird.
Smunkeeville
18-10-2007, 21:14
oh, and I don't watch porn.
Russianadus
18-10-2007, 21:21
Out of all of these categories, WHERE'S THE SHEMALE SECTION?!? Just kidding y'all.
Ultraviolent Radiation
18-10-2007, 22:02
Im sorry, but i always crack up when I hear the words "loving wrath."

It's the global equivalent to domestic abuse?
Kyronea
18-10-2007, 22:37
I find most porn to be ...extremely rough and uncaring.


Then again, it's porn, not sensual love-making films. :p It's supposed to be raunchy.

Too bad too. I know I'd infinitely prefer sensual love-making films to typical pornography.

If anyone knows of a source for films like that, please telegram me.
Law Abiding Criminals
19-10-2007, 19:27
Too bad too. I know I'd infinitely prefer sensual love-making films to typical pornography.

If anyone knows of a source for films like that, please telegram me.

Do they even make such a thing? Some of the sensual stuff is nice, and sometimes, kissing turns out to be the best part.
Dinaverg
19-10-2007, 19:34
If you look, you will find it. Be careful about whatever else you run into though...
Law Abiding Criminals
19-10-2007, 19:45
If you look, you will find it. Be careful about whatever else you run into though...

Don't I know it. Look for nice women kissing and find...umm, something not forum-appropriate.
Red Baptism
19-10-2007, 20:44
Im sorry, but i always crack up when I hear the words "loving wrath."

I love you, so im going to send you into hell for eternity for looking at porn

*nods* sounds fair

Really? Only one married man and his wife?
So Abraham, who not only had multiple wives but also had male slaves feel him up while he was praying, is in hell?
What about Moses? He had more than one wife. Hes in hell too?

Moses and Abraham are not in Hell because God decided for the Old Covenant that men could have more than one wife. For the New Covenant with Christ, with Christ as the groom and the Church as the bride, he decided that the metaphor would be better off if everyone was married to only one other person of the opposite sex. In the end, things are good because God wills them.
Gift-of-god
19-10-2007, 20:51
Christian porn is my favourite, though I believe that shemale pron is the one that sells out quickest, and incest stories are the most read category at literotica.
Ifreann
19-10-2007, 20:54
Christian porn is my favourite, though I believe that shemale pron is the one that sells out quickest, and incest stories are the most read category at literotica.

That reminds me, poll fails for lumping beastiality in with incest. Totally differnt kinds of porn.
Epic Fusion
19-10-2007, 21:01
God hates pornography. If you look at pornography, you will incur His loving wrath. I pray for the souls of whoever looks at any form of pornography and hope that they will discover that the only acceptable sexual conduct is between one married man and his wife, and that any other form is a one-way ticket to Hell.

Now there's something I can get off too.

Divine porn? Am I the only one? :(
Law Abiding Criminals
19-10-2007, 21:50
Now there's something I can get off too.

Divine porn? Am I the only one? :(

Wait a tick. What the hell is Christian porn?
Erisian chaoates
19-10-2007, 21:57
It won't let me choose more then one, so I'll tell you. All but the last three.
Erisian chaoates
19-10-2007, 21:59
Wait a tick. What the hell is Christian porn?

Man and wife in consensual unprotected missionary position sex which is only looked upon by said man and wife while having consensual unprotected missionary position sex?
Kyronea
19-10-2007, 22:30
Do they even make such a thing? Some of the sensual stuff is nice, and sometimes, kissing turns out to be the best part.
I hope they do. Bottle gave me that impression the last time the subject came up, at least. I haven't found any though.