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If world of war craft were real life what class would you be?

Human Accountant Lvl1.

Probably the 'Screw This, I'd rather be a Regen Scrapper from City of Heroes instead' class. *nod*

The DM, or GM, or whatever you WoW people refer to them as.

Actually i HATE wow it just seems to me that most people love it so i tought i would ask.

I would hack the core rules and create my own...that way I couldn't be nerfed.

Human Accountant Lvl1.

Starting abilities: General Ledger Adjusting Entries, Wield adding machine, Create bond amortization schedule, Excel

Hit Points: d4

Limitations: May not fail to go on length about the profound difference between revenue and income, should it come up.

I'd be in the conservative, corporate, buisness-executive class, wearing really baggy, lopsided WoW merchant clothes, so then I could manipulate everyone to my will through mass-marketing and get religious fanatics to do my bidding. I would sell the same message of "Apocolypse Forecasted For Tommorow" every day of the week (and twice on sundays) and hoard all my gold in a cave protected by a freaking sweet dragon that would also be my private jet.

How true would this real world WoW be to the game?

If it would be identical to the game, I'd take a random class and then jump off a cliff so I wouldn't have to take a lifetime of mind numbing and ultimately meaningless grinding.

If it would be like WoW only not suck balls at all, and instead actually be good and have zero grind, I'd be a warlock. Because I'm so ronery...

As in real life, I would be first class, all the way.


:D

I'd definitely be a Druid. They suck in the game (IMO, don't flame me plox), but the ability to change shapes, talk to animals, stuff like that, is AWESOME.

If it would be identical to the game, I'd take a random class and then jump off a cliff so I wouldn't have to take a lifetime of mind numbing and ultimately meaningless grinding.

On the plus side, you can't grow old or permanently die.

Least I got chicken.

If World of Warcraft were real, and I found myself there, I'd wonder what horrible sins I'd committed to get me sent there for all eternity when I died.

Random stalker from F.A.T.A.L

Physicist Lv. 1 (n()()b!)

Wield Atom Smasher, Determine physical laws (AKA Physics engine hack) from experiment (in code modification).

If WoW was real life, lvl 1 OT, lvl 30 Pilot lvl 50 Mage or Warlock.

Am I the only one who thinks that if WoW had player housing they would play the game?

Master Pimp :D

Probably the 'Screw This, I'd rather be a Regen Scrapper from City of Heroes instead' class. *nod*

Regen Scrappers are so last week and a half ago. Bots/Force Field Masterminds are where it's at. :D

Although I hear Traps might be a good substitute for the Force Field power pool.

Regen Scrappers are so last week and a half ago. Bots/Force Field Masterminds are where it's at. :D

Although I hear Traps might be a good substitute for the Force Field power pool.

We're talking real life. Just imagine being able to heal completly in less than ten seconds... to self-resurrect! What does a bots mastermind do? Summon an unstoppable army of self-regenerasting robot warriors that do your bidding by blasting your enemies to bits with laser and plasma weapons while protecting you and themselves with force fields? How is that in any way cool?

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Dammit. Okay, you win this round. :mad:

Blood Elf Warlock. I'd just sic my Voidwalker on people I don't like, crack open a book, and tune out the screams.

The arcitecture of Silvermoon and the surrounding towns is impressive. I especially like those spires but the auction house in Silvermoon in Velen is completely empty so I can't make a gold off my wares.

I know that I sound like a nerd but WoW can actually be a little fun. One fun thing to do in game is charge through a crowd of enemies and get a good train going then run past some lower level players and watch them get killed when the monsters stop chasing you and start running back to where they were.

World of Warcraft is not real life and however hypothetical the question, it does not in any way lessen the stupidity of the question to the level where it's not worth answering, because even though I play the game, I would not ever consider it close to real life.

If I had an answer, I would need to stop playing :p

I know that I sound like a nerd but WoW can actually be a little fun. One fun thing to do in game is charge through a crowd of enemies and get a good train going then run past some lower level players and watch them get killed when the monsters stop chasing you and start running back to where they were.

Are you sure you're not talking about everquest?

Because that's not possible to do in WoW. The monsters run ALL the way back and don't attack people on the way back. If there are lower levels where the monsters used to be, chances are that they would have gotten killed either way - train or no train.

Indri must be speaking of inside instances, where someone in the group aggroes a crapload of things, then runs out of the instance, so that the enemies will mass attack the players left.

It's happened to be before, and it's not fun at all.


I'd probably be a Draenei priest. The Draenei are quite honorable.

Least I got chicken.

Leerooooy Jenkiiinnnss!

Oh yes :D

A random critter. Possibly a sheep. My purpose in life would be to wander around and randomly explode.

Indri must be speaking of inside instances, where someone in the group aggroes a crapload of things, then runs out of the instance, so that the enemies will mass attack the players left.

It's happened to be before, and it's not fun at all.


I'd probably be a Draenei priest. The Draenei are quite honorable.

I am a Draenei priest in the game :O

They are quite awesome too :)

A random critter. Possibly a sheep. My purpose in life would be to wander around and randomly explode.

I am the anti-sheep: The horde's random pig.

I am a Draenei priest in the game :O

They are quite awesome too :)

Right now, my main is a Human Shadow Priest (level 61). I love it so much. :)

In the blizzard world of rock, paper, scissors; the warlock is a railgun. I'd definatly be a warlock :P

Warlock. I get to summon a minion to make me a sandwich whenever I want

I am the anti-sheep: The horde's random pig.

Hate you soooooo much.