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NSG needs a god.

I am hereby putting a poll in place. The options are very fair. This should represent the candidates that meet the needs of the mortal NSG'ers.

Just an FYI, I will be serving as the priestess of the shrine. *nods*

Once we get our God, we will need to appoint patron saints, but that is for another time.

My resume is already on file. *nod*

As voter nr 2, I expect a place in heaven :p

My resume is already on file. *nod*

Precisely. We just need to fast track to ensure you get the position. :)

I wonder what a godly LG is going to touch us with :eek:

My resume is already on file. *nod*

well in pagan relgion theres a balance so i put myself forward as the bad god here is my factbook:
EVIL GOD:
god of death, lust, sins, wrath, plague, sex, etc etc etc

Isn't LG already the NSG God..?

EVIL GOD:
god of death, lust, sins, wrath, plague, sex, etc etc etc

so its you who gave everyone aids herpes :p

Isn't LG already the NSG God..?

No.

Isn't LG already the NSG God..?

He had his resume on file. We're just making it official.

I voted for LG.

And now, as we do with living gods, let's nail him to a cross... :eek:

Can't we just make a molten weasel instead? I like to have something more tangible to worship, ya know?

I dunno about this. I am an atheist, and I am going to have serious trouble not believing in LG. Couldn't we make him, oh, say... Grand High Poobah instead of God? I could believe in a Grand High Poobah.
:p

*Edit* But if LG DOES get elected, then I definitely get to be Pope!

we had one of these before... and LG won that time, too.

i came second :D

we had one of these before... and LG won that time, too.

i came second :DBe glad of that. You worry way too much to be God. You'd just be depressed all the time.

Be glad of that. You worry way too much to be God. You'd just be depressed all the time.

lol very true :p

LG would probably be perfect... he'd be benevolent and just go play in the mud most of the time :)

NSG needs a god.

I am hereby putting a poll in place. The options are very fair. This should represent the candidates that meet the needs of the mortal NSG'ers.

Just an FYI, I will be serving as the priestess of the shrine. *nods*

Once we get our God, we will need to appoint patron saints, but that is for another time.

You know, this is just like elections in the Soviet Union. Sure, you get to vote for all the leadership n' all, but there's only one person on the ballot.

lol very true :pHehe, but hey, at least you're a nice, attentive bloke, yeh? ;)

Sorry guys. I thought I already made this clear.
If nominated, I will not run; if elected I will not serve.
And if nobody knows who the fuck I am, I will slink back into the shadows.

So LG got promoted from Pope to God?! I didn't think you could get any higher then pope. Apparently I was wrong. Hey Meester Meester! Can I have your hat after you are god!

You know, this is just like elections in the Soviet Union. Sure, you get to vote for all the leadership n' all, but there's only one person on the ballot.

Well... my dad did once call me a Commie, so I guess this is fittin'. ;)

lol very true :p

LG would probably be perfect... he'd be benevolent and just go play in the mud most of the time :)

One of the perks of the job is that I can do jack shit and everybody will just chalk it up to 'God's Will'. :)

But believe me; there WILL be a few changes around this planet if I ever get the job! *nod*

I wonder what a godly LG is going to touch us with :eek:

:eek: OMG not the noodly appendage?

what? only 1 option? what kind of a vote is this??

:eek: OMG not the noodly appendage?

It's not that noodly. It's more of a Shillaleigh(sp?). *nod*

what? only 1 option? what kind of a vote is this??

Well, I had no one else's resume on file, and the shrine that this priestess attends needs a god. *nods*

I hereby seize the spot of Official NSG Dragon.

How is this a fair election? I want to be God and I would be a totally better God than LG! :p

How is this a fair election? I want to be God and I would be a totally better God than LG! :p

You didn't give me your resume. Tsk. Tsk. But... *checks clipboard* I think we have an opening for the position that is the Patron Saint of 'Ask A' Threads. I think we have others; I'll have to ask God. *nods*

You didn't give me your resume. Tsk. Tsk. But... *checks clipboard* I think we have an opening for the position that is the Patron Saint of 'Ask A' Threads. I think we have others; I'll have to ask God. *nods*

DCD also left the official "OK, you're a Saint!" stamper lying around the house here somewhere. You can have it, if you like, I have been trying to clean out the closets of his old junk. You will need to get a new ink pad, though... but on the other hand, the old one might just be dried out and you could try sprinkling some holy water on it.



Oooh! I see you sigged me! Thanks! :D

How is this a fair election? I want to be God and I would be a totally better God than LG! :p

Better than me?

Well, let's not argue. Let's compare. What would be you first act as God?

What would be you first act as God?

Expose myself to the world to prove my nonexistence. Just to confuse everyone.

That sounded kind of wrong...expose..

Expose myself to the world to prove my nonexistence. Just to confuse everyone.

That sounded kind of wrong...expose..

Sounds like you have a bit of a self-image problem. ;)

Better than me?

Well, let's not argue. Let's compare. What would be you first act as God?

To come down from the clouds and condemn all religion, and tell the people that as long as they follow the Golden Rule, they will get into Heaven.

Then, I will do the MC Hammer Dance with parachute pants and hairstyle and challenge people to touch me. *nods*

To come down from the clouds and condemn all religion, and tell the people that as long as they follow the Golden Rule, they will get into Heaven.

Then, I will do the MC Hammer Dance with parachute pants and hairstyle and challenge people to touch me. *nods*

Pssht...Like that does me any good. What are you going to do to get my vote?

*Ahem* Note sig.

;)

To come down from the clouds and condemn all religion, and tell the people that as long as they follow the Golden Rule, they will get into Heaven.

Then, I will do the MC Hammer Dance with parachute pants and hairstyle and challenge people to touch me. *nods*

Well, as I usually do, I would open up my new relationship with mankind by doing something to disturb the comfortable. Specifically, I would erase Jerusalem. Everyone currently in Jerusalem will appear unhurt at the edges of town and where Jerusalem used to be will be a gently sloping hill covered with daffodils that explode if molested.

After that, I'll wait a month for the maajor religions of the world to dissolve in the mass chaos that occurs.

Then on the next full moon, I'll make the moon glow bright yellow and decorate it with a smilie face so everyone knows that I'm a benevolent god.

After that, I'll begin working on some of the less dramatic changes. *nod*

:)

Then on the next full moon, I'll make the moon glow bright yellow and decorate it with a smilie face so everyone knows that I'm a benevolent god.

This would result in a major global intake of LSD.

"See the happy smiley face, put on the psychedelic music, take the holy tab, trip through the daffodil fields"

Once we get our God, we will need to appoint patron saints, but that is for another time.
Me! I want to be a patron saint! :p

Seeing as I'm immortal, I'll vote for the other option.:p

Me! I want to be a patron saint! :p

Well... hmmm... how about the Patron Saint of Double Posts?

Seeing as I'm immortal, I'll vote for the other option.:p

Fine, fine... you're the anti-LG, aka the devil! ;)

So who created Lunatic Goofballs?

Well... hmmm... how about the Patron Saint of Double Posts?
Oh yes!

*blesses Kryozerkia*

*evil laugh*

Isn't LG already the NSG God..?

No, LG's our Dad.

No, LG's our Dad.

We got some Freudian theory up in here.

small furry invisible creatures that walk through walls and something big and well meaning that no one knows anything about.

a fraim of refrence that is skew to space time cuts accross lines deviding locally cartisian space from dreamspace.

=^^=
.../\...

NSG needs a god.

I am hereby putting a poll in place. The options are very fair. This should represent the candidates that meet the needs of the mortal NSG'ers.

Just an FYI, I will be serving as the priestess of the shrine. *nods*

Once we get our God, we will need to appoint patron saints, but that is for another time.

As the official NSG Godess of sex and chocolate, may I enquire why my holy self is not even MENTIONED in that blasphemous poll of yours? :mad:

As the official NSG Godess of sex and chocolate, may I enquire why my holy self is not even MENTIONED in that blasphemous poll of yours? :mad:

Well, you see, the position is for god and not goddess. *nods*

We got some Freudian theory up in here.

Really, LG's been nominated Dad of the NSG family.

Btw, I want to be the Saint Patron of Pizza and Risotto.

Well, you see, the position is for god and not goddess. *nods*

Oh, I'm sure I'd be fine in any position, really... :p

Oh, I'm sure I'd be fine in any position, really... :p

You could sit on God's right hand...

Oh, I'm sure I'd be fine in any position, really... :p

No it won't. Everyone knows that a goddess while seeming to have very little power really has more power than god and god's job is to look good and play naked in the mud. :)

Isn't Eutrusca already a god? I know we have a Church and I am the Abbess of the Holy Sisters of Eutrusca. Of course, if you heretics have abjured your faith, I'm willing to make accomodation. As Abbess of the order, I hereby change the title, only slightly, to the Holy Sisters of Lunatic Goofballs and change our charge from making anatomically correct Eutrusca shaped communion cakes to making similar cakes for the Church of Lunatic Goofballs.

Isn't Eutrusca already a god? I know we have a Church and I am the Abbess of the Holy Sisters of Eutrusca. Of course, if you heretics have abjured your faith, I'm willing to make accomodation. As Abbess of the order, I hereby change the title, only slightly, to the Holy Sisters of Lunatic Goofballs and change our charge from making anatomically correct Eutrusca shaped communion cakes to making similar cakes for the Church of Lunatic Goofballs.

May I suggest dipping them into melted chocolate before recieving? Iirc, LG enjoys chocolate, and it could represent a refreshing dip into a mud bath...

May I suggest dipping them into melted chocolate before recieving? Iirc, LG enjoys chocolate, and it could represent a refreshing dip into a mud bath...

A commendable suggestion. It is done.

A commendable suggestion. It is done.

Woohoo! *swan dives naked into a mud pit*

Well, I had no one else's resume on file, and the shrine that this priestess attends needs a god. *nods*

we should have more than one god, evil gods good gods, and LG is the Top one who oversees everyone k?

small furry invisible creatures that walk through walls and something big and well meaning that no one knows anything about.

a fraim of refrence that is skew to space time cuts accross lines deviding locally cartisian space from dreamspace.

=^^=
.../\...

As incomprehensible as always, cameroi. Well done! :)

I am also impressed by how even the poll is. HEATHENS!

Me! I want to be a patron saint! :p

me too can i be the patron saint of laziness?;) or LG is getting what he deserves*laughs wickedly* :sniper::mp5::gundge::upyours:

Pfft. I'm just going to void the elections and declare myself God anyway.

You know the word DEUS means something...

I elect Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report.

I elect Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report.
He's not a candidate. Sorry.

You could sit on God's right hand...

That is AT God's right hand... remember, we are PG13 around here... :p

All hail the almighty LG! Hail! Hail!

So what's paradise going to be called? Lunatic's Heaven? Valgoofball? I'm sure someone can think of a better name than me...

This would result in a major global intake of LSD.

"See the happy smiley face, put on the psychedelic music, take the holy tab, trip through the daffodil fields"

ARe you suggesting that it takes LSD to reach the level of perception that I'm naturally on?

Flatterer. :)

So who created Lunatic Goofballs?

I have no evidence, but I believe some of Ricardo Montalban's sperm crawled it's way over hundreds of miles until it found a nice pool of estuarial mud somewhere in southeastern Connecticut. from that material, it constructed an infant body... me. I crawled fom the mud fully formed and a registered nurse on her way to a maternity ward at the local hospital found me and in a fit of pheromone-induced mischief, replaced a human infant with me. Much like a cuckoo in a sparrow's nest, I was raised in a human home until I was old enough to begin my reign of chaos.

Hey, it's a theory. :p

Wow, it's very 50% 50%

Better than me?

Well, let's not argue. Let's compare. What would be you first act as God?

Well, LG, everything changed after 9/11...

As the official NSG Godess of sex and chocolate, may I enquire why my holy self is not even MENTIONED in that blasphemous poll of yours? :mad:

Wait, you're the goddess of sex and chocolate?

*bows down and worships*

Where have you been all my life!

I'm going to abstain from voting but suggest that we make the Hypno-Toad or Chuck Norris our deities of worship.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3818/chuckianitycs0.jpg

Can't we just make a molten weasel instead? I like to have something more tangible to worship, ya know?

You just made tithe in my book. Worship will be harder for me, but you're off to a GrrrrrrrrEAT start. *bows*

I'm going to abstain from voting but suggest that we make the Hypno-Toad or Chuck Norris our deities of worship.


http://shogun.shafted.com.au/temp/hypnotoad.gif

Okay, TWO tithe recipients now.

Eh, that show's been going downhill since season 3.

I elect Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report.

President first, THEN THE UNIVERSE!!! WooT!

http://shogun.shafted.com.au/temp/hypnotoad.gif

Okay, TWO tithe recipients now.

Hypnotoad says jump off bridge...must jump off bridge!