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Major Swedish celebrity gives his opinion on MTV:

"What I feel about MTV? Well, I feel that MTV suck cock. Yeah, they suck cock. MTV. Now I don't mean that that's the expression of something being bad, sucking cock, but the oral sex itself, that they really suck cock. All day. They come to work, park their car, OK, have coffee and then they start to suck cock. Everyone. And not small ones, but metres of cock. That's their entire business, they suck cock. At lunch they suck more cock, after lunch they suck cock all the fucking time. That's what they do. That's what they do at MTV. And you can tell them that! Fucking hell."

So true. Too bad that the ad was commissioned by Swedish MTV themselves, otherwise it would have been perfection. So, does MTV suck as much in other places?

What is wrong with performing fellatio?

What is wrong with performing fellatio?

Nothing, if that's what one aims to do. If one aims to be Music Television, though...

What is wrong with performing fellatio?

I think the gentleman who was quoted was somewhat disturbed by the amount of cock-sucking being done, not the fact that it was being done.

Maybe he likes moderation in all things?

I don't really get what he is trying to say. Is it good? Is it bad? How am I supposed to feel right now?
MTV tells me how to feel.

Click Stand;13137917']I don't really get what he is trying to say. Is it good? Is it bad? How am I supposed to feel right now?
MTV tells me how to feel.

It's supposed to make you want to watch MTV, since it's MTV's own ad. I just think it's ironic that way.

Pray tell, where could a gentleman such as myself find this MTV place?

>_>

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What is wrong with performing fellatio?

Y-...

Nope. Not going to say it. Gonna think it, but not going to say it...


Once upon a time they took a bunch of marginally employed strangers and put them in a big posh house and deamed that world "real." The saving grace was that one of the people on there early on came out as having AIDS. While it's hard to believe now, in 1993 a large portion of the audience didn't have a face for the epidemic and it did lot to propel the issue forward. Well, that and a famous basketball player...

I reached and that was the best I could do. MTV exists to suck cock, it's one giant merchandising machine that sucks advertiser cock so hard that if they weren't circumcised before, they are now. They don't set trends, they sell trends to the highest bidder. They have the 16-25 year old market on their tit and they whore that access out. Nakedly, unabashedly, proudly.

There might have been a point where there was someone who was just passionate about music and thought pop music deserved a channel, but as soon as the cash machine started ringing no one cared about that guy anymore.

Which is really the way of things. Once you put on the red heels and sell your body to the night, sooner or later the pimps will come a callin'.

Thought this was gonna be about some parents in the US bitching about Machine Gun Fellatio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Fellatio). But anyhoo, yes, MTV Australia also sucks and is the epitome of the evil of the majority of modern popular music.

MTV is terrible. A bunch of garbage that gives Americans an even worse view abroad. As if the world needed even more reasons to have a negative view of Americans.

Thanks MTV, fuck you very much!

Major Swedish celebrity?

I haven't watched MTV for a while, but then there's only 4 TV stations where I am.

I haven't watched MTV for a while, but then there's only 4 TV stations where I am.
Where would that be?

Where would that be?

Any house without a cable or satellite connection?

What is wrong with soaking the cork (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZdBRFTXzyg0&mode=related&search=)? :D

Click Stand;13137917']I don't really get what he is trying to say. Is it good? Is it bad? How am I supposed to feel right now?well,I feel its good when my cock is being sucked. :)

Where would that be?

Northern Territory, Australia (I don't count the local native-run TV stations).
I don't have cable TV.

MTV is shaping the youth.

No wonder why so many 13 year old girls have no problem sucking cock..

MTV is shaping the youth.

No wonder why so many 13 year old girls have no problem sucking cock..

They're well-paid that's why.

[So, does MTV suck as much in other places?

Unwatchable. It used be the noise channel, now theres no music, just those excruciating "date" shows, "Sweet 16" and "hogan knows best". And they still run "newlweds" with that idiot even though they arent even newly divorced anymore......

They're well-paid.I get it free.
The best things in life... ;)

I wonder if they have a big cock factory, with loads of little cock workers, who live in cock houses, and eat cock on toast for breakfast before being late on the cock bus and getting fired...

cock

I really want MTV all of a sudden.

Not sure I would call Johannes Brost a major celebrety, but whatever.

I've seen the commercial a couple times. It's more irritating than anything else.

If only.

MTV is shaping the youth.

No wonder why so many 13 year old girls have no problem sucking cock..

God bless America.

When MTV quit playing music videos, it lost its only appeal, and even then it sucked.

Not only does MTV suck cock, but it takes it in the ass as well.

Not sure I would call Johannes Brost a major celebrety, but whatever.

He may not be all the latest rage, but he is very, very famous in the duck pond.

I've seen the commercial a couple times. It's more irritating than anything else.

I just got stuck on the cock sucking.

MTV does suck cock. It had some redemption when it played shows like MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch and Clone High, but not anymore.

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Major Swedish celebrity?


Definition of Major Swedish Celebrity(MSC)- Someone nobody but the Swedes themselves know anything or have heard anything about. :D

What is wrong with performing fellatio?

If performed by one man upon another? Everything.

MTV does suck cock. It had some redemption when it played shows like MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch and Clone High, but not anymore.


Man I loved Clone High.

Man I loved Clone High.

Oh yea, it was awesome. :)

If performed by one man upon another? Everything.

Grow up.

When MTV quit playing music videos, it lost its only appeal, and even then it sucked.

Well, it was somewhat decent back in the late 80s and early 90s... They did show a lot of Queen and Rush videos, not to mention the Sex Pistols and The Clash.

Even still, they managed to bloat most of it with horrendous Hair Metal and really bad Pop music.

I think the gentleman who was quoted was somewhat disturbed by the amount of cock-sucking being done, not the fact that it was being done.

Maybe he likes moderation in all things?

Are there Benedictines in Sweden?

Definition of Major Swedish Celebrity(MSC)- Someone nobody but the Swedes themselves know anything or have heard anything about. :D

Hey now, be fair. ABBA, Aqua...when it comes to slightly off-kilter pop, you can't beat Scandinavia.

If performed by one man upon another? Everything.

Hypocrite! You DARE to judge? That's not your job!

Besides, you missed a few:

-- If performed by one consenting woman on one consenting man, if either or both are married or related...wait...strike that second one...God doesn't have a problem with incest, right, Lot? While I'm on the topic, just where did the second woman come from if all Adam & Eve had were Cain & Abel? Isn't that all incest, anyway?

-- If performed on anyone who doesn't consent (rare, but possible)

-- If performed on someone below the age of consent (man's laws, remember)

Dude, you Bravo Tango chaps open yourselves up to this stuff because you act like you're some infalible authority. Tell you what, Holy Loller, you ease up on the sanctimony and I'll lay off the pointing out how much you miss, okay?

Hey now, be fair. ABBA, Aqua...when it comes to slightly off-kilter pop, you can't beat Scandinavia.

Those are the the exceptions which confirms the rule. :)

If performed by one man upon another? Everything.

If neither of the men is you, I'd say you could just butt out?

... and as to MTV, if sucking cock is their business plan then fine, go to it.

If not, they should probably confine the cock-sucking to scheduled refreshment breaks and the weekly teambuilding workshop. :D

If performed by one man upon another? Everything.

Oh, man. What's the obsession with condemning everything that doesn't fit into your view? If you are a Christian, how does your view reflect the nature of God?

Re. the original comments about MTV - I thought that was hilarious. MTV lost what street cred it had a long time ago.

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Re. the original comments about MTV - I thought that was hilarious. MTV lost what street cred it had a long time ago.

What, things still have "street cred"? Isn't it measured in YouTube hits or Diggs or something now ...? :p

(accepting that whatever I say will be hopelessly uncool, possibly even Square.)

What, things still have "street cred"? Isn't it measured in YouTube hits or Diggs or something now ...? :p

(accepting that whatever I say will be hopelessly uncool, possibly even Square.)

:D i think we may be showing our age but i'll assume i am just speaking for myself

:D i think we may be showing our age but i'll assume i am just speaking for myself

I have no problem with showing my age :) I'm 43.

I have learnt not to prefix tidbits of information with "I saw on the television the other day ..."

Any post beginning thus is, if I have the lingo down, "made of fail."

:D