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Mouse gets dream job

Call to power
15-10-2007, 15:57
Sometimes you just wish Humans would get on the endangered list...

Virile dormouse's rude awakening

A Devon hazel dormouse has been given the responsibility of boosting his species' population levels in the UK.

Affectionately known as "The Daddy", the dormouse from a forest near Exeter will spend the next five years doing his duty.

His offspring will then be taken to areas with low dormice populations

A zoo spokesman said: "He's had a good sleep, a good feed and now he can turn his attention to the ladies."

A park spokesman said: "We were lucky that we had a high population of young males, so we could spare him.

"For five years he'll have all the food he wants and as many women as he can take - and he gets to sleep all winter."

Before heading for bed to gather strength for his arduous task, The Daddy was fed with hazelnuts and berries to boost his weight from 15g to 25g.

Phil Knowling from Paignton Zoo said scientists would monitor his progress in a special outdoor nest made of hay and straw and his mates would be delivered to him.

"It's tough work, but he looks up for it."

BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4950936.stm)

so would you volunteer yourself to live in a lavish home, have women delivered to your door for casual sex and eat lavishly

or would you rather be an office mouse with one of those little suits and a cute little filing tray?
Similization
15-10-2007, 16:01
Sometimes you just wish Humans would get on the endangered list...Indeed. Though I have to admit the reason this time is a new one to me.
Call to power
15-10-2007, 16:04
Indeed. Though I have to admit the reason this time is a new one to me.

you almost wish there was a nuclear holocaust *teases Russia and the US*
Celtic liger
15-10-2007, 16:15
i would like that job where can i sign up:p
Isidoor
15-10-2007, 16:18
i would like that job where can i sign up:p

your enthusiasm for bestialities disgusts me.
Ifreann
15-10-2007, 16:19
Wewt doormouse secks!
Call to power
15-10-2007, 16:20
your enthusiasm for bestialities disgusts me.

like you wouldn't screw mice for that kind of opportunity :p
The Atlantian islands
15-10-2007, 16:21
your enthusiasm for bestialities disgusts me.
Not to mention it doesn't say much for Celtic liger if it were physically possible for him to have sex with a mouse.;)
Non Aligned States
15-10-2007, 18:11
Not to mention it doesn't say much for Celtic liger if it were physically possible for him to have sex with a mouse.;)

I don't think he specified the mouse surviving the ordeal.
Ruby City
15-10-2007, 18:31
To work as a sex machine isn't anything new, lots of people have that profession.

Isn't it bad for genetic diversity to use one mouse as daddy for all the new little mouselings?
Cannot think of a name
15-10-2007, 19:12
"Please! The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy..."
Y Ddraig-Goch
15-10-2007, 19:15
i would like that job where can i sign up:p

You are Richard Gere and I claim my £5
Gelgisith
15-10-2007, 20:17
Isn't it bad for genetic diversity to use one mouse as daddy for all the new little mouselings?

That's what i thought. Makes me suspect this mouse "Daddy" thing is a hoax...
The Tribes Of Longton
15-10-2007, 20:21
"Please! The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy..."
"Silence! You want to die like last man visit Amazonia?"
"What'd they die of?"
"Crushed pelvises."
...
"Yes."
"Oh thank you, lord in heaven."