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Years ago Drunk Commies Deleted was made Pope of NSG. Apparently God killed him so we're popeless.

So...who's the new pope?

I AM!

*Steals Pope hat*

Years ago Drunk Commies Deleted was made Pope of NSG. Apparently God killed him so we're popeless.

So...who's the new pope?
I thought Lunatic Goofballs was. Do you mean to say I've been reading the encyclicals of a false prophet? Ye God!

And Lunatic Goofballs: if you have any morals at all, you will return the $4,000 I've given to you in your collection plate.

And Lunatic Goofballs: if you have any morals at all, you will return the $4,000 I've given to you in your collection plate.Yes, return them to me :)

If we really don't have a Pope, we'll need to elect a new one.
I would like to nominate the current incarnation of the Swede whose name always begins with "Fas..." Having risen from the grave not once but twice, he would make a powerful Pope.

As the WIFE of DCD (see the whole Aunt thing in my sig) I must protest the removal of my dear departed husband as Pope. He isn't DEAD, you know... just gone.


Well, ok, he is dead, but if I admit that, the Social Security checks get cut off.


Plus, I still have the hat. So that makes ME the Pope, doesn't it?

As the WIFE of DCD (see the whole Aunt thing in my sig) I must protest the removal of my dear departed husband as Pope. He isn't DEAD, you know... just gone.


Well, ok, he is dead, but if I admit that, the Social Security checks get cut off.


Plus, I still have the hat. So that makes ME the Pope, doesn't it?
I don't know, but I sense the rise of anti-Popes.

NSG needs a Pope Jacko-esque pontiff.

Make me the pope because a Jewish pope would be hilarious.

Make me the pope because a Jewish pope would be hilarious.Nah, there's already a Pope like you.

As the WIFE of DCD (see the whole Aunt thing in my sig) I must protest the removal of my dear departed husband as Pope. He isn't DEAD, you know... just gone.


Well, ok, he is dead, but if I admit that, the Social Security checks get cut off.


Plus, I still have the hat. So that makes ME the Pope, doesn't it?

Hereditary Papacy - much like the Borgias. I like it.

Make me the pope because a Jewish pope would be hilarious.

make andaras prime pope that would be hilarious

Pope Zilam XXX

IAnd Lunatic Goofballs: if you have any morals at all, you will return the $4,000 I've given to you in your collection plate.

You're absolutely correct. If I did, I would. :)

I thought Lunatic Goofballs was. Do you mean to say I've been reading the encyclicals of a false prophet? Ye God!

And Lunatic Goofballs: if you have any morals at all, you will return the $4,000 I've given to you in your collection plate.

Hey... the Pope has children and a wife! (see the "we are family" thread...)
Looks like NSG Catholicism is quite different from the Roman one!

Obviously the answer is United Beleriand. Especially with the "There is no Biblical God" signature still in place.

If we really don't have a Pope, we'll need to elect a new one.
I would like to nominate the current incarnation of the Swede whose name always begins with "Fas..." Having risen from the grave not once but twice, he would make a powerful Pope.

Oh, Fass would love that. Totally.

Perhaps we should have some proper nominations given with proposals of what people would do if they were pope. What would their official dress be, what music would they play in services, what new rules they would introduce etc.

Well, the Pope needs to be elected by the College of Cardinals. I'm not certain how they got to college in the first place, though I hear cardinals are smarter than hummingbirds.

Hey... the Pope has children and a wife! (see the "we are family" thread...)
Looks like NSG Catholicism is quite different from the Roman one!

True. We have yet to invade the 'holy' land.

Well, the Pope needs to be elected by the College of Cardinals. I'm not certain how they got to college in the first place, though I hear cardinals are smarter than hummingbirds.

I want to be elected by a titmouse. *nod*

Obviously the answer is United Beleriand. Especially with the "There is no Biblical God" signature still in place.
Oooh, this.
Oh, Fass would love that. Totally.

Perhaps we should have some proper nominations given with proposals of what people would do if they were pope. What would their official dress be, what music would they play in services, what new rules they would introduce etc.
No, this!
I want to be elected by a titmouse. *nod*

Can titmice vote? Is it titmice, or titmouses?

What does being a Pope entail - duties, privileges, how many virgins?

I've a pointy hat I'd like to throw into the ring, since Pope Barringtonia....well it just sounds classy no?

Is it titmice, or titmouses?

That is one of the great mysteries of the universe. *nod*

WE DON'T NEED NO POPE!!!!

*becomes a Protestant NSGer*

:D

make andaras prime pope that would be hilarious

Not really. I think that almost every pope except John Paul II has been an anti-semite. AP would be no different.

Hereditary Papacy - much like the Borgias. I like it.

I don't believe any Pope who came after Alexander VI was a Borgia. Cesare was briefly a cardinal, but that's about it.

Oh, Fass would love that. Totally.

Perhaps we should have some proper nominations given with proposals of what people would do if they were pope. What would their official dress be, what music would they play in services, what new rules they would introduce etc.

why dont we do a thread were all the nominees advertise them selves and their views also if theres a pope so we should have a dalai lama, Caliph, chief rabbi

If we're electing a pope, are we electing an antichrist too?

Is it titmice, or titmouses?

In fact, there is only ever one titmouse.

Although there could be more than one tit, in which case it is called the titsmouse.

Ifreann!!

True. We have yet to invade the 'holy' land.

This a travesty of faith, your holiness. Why have we not reclaimed the Taco Bell in the name of the God(ess), Church, and NSG?

True. We have yet to invade the 'holy' land.Miami?

If we're electing a pope, are we electing an antichrist too?

You don't elect an antichrist. You get the antichrist through the Thunderdome.

And you get the pope through white...no black...no wait, it's white again...smoke out of the Vatican chimney. I say, elect both anyway!

Well, the Pope needs to be elected by the College of Cardinals. I'm not certain how they got to college in the first place, though I hear cardinals are smarter than hummingbirds.

Thad be a good letter,

Dear cardinals;

We, the good? people of NSG are seeking to elect a new pope, and we want to do it the proper way. Our preferatti are as follows; LG, who had enbezzled $12,000+ from his flock, Fass, a homosexual, United bearland, who doesn't beleive in the biblical god, and DCD, who is "dead". please vote on this matter when you have the chance, and thank you.

Signed on the behalf of a few dozen;
-Nefundland.

I'll do it. I hope no-one minds if I completely rewrite the entire religion? :D

Make me the pope because a Jewish pope would be hilarious.

Better yet make me Pope. A Muslim Pope would be even more hilarious.

So we need Cardinals first?

I'd like to cast my mitre into the ring as a Papal condidate. All Cardinals under my papacy will be allowed -- nay, enCOURaged -- to violate their vows of chastity as often as the law in their nation allows. And where national law does not allow, Papal law supersedes it.

Also, a crashing organ chord will play whenever three or more Cardinals enter a public place. Nobody expects that.

I don't want to be Pope, but I would like to put my name in for a cardinal in the college. I look good in red.

I don't want to be Pope, but I would like to put my name in for a cardinal in the college. I look good in red.

I look great in black but you don't see me trying to be a priest do you?

I look great in black but you don't see me trying to be a priest do you?

Well, God also speaks to me.

I don't believe in NS General and denounce all this papal nonsense! :eek:

I nominate LG as Pope. Soviestan can be Ayatollah, I can be Chief Rabbi.

This is when the Pagan Germanic tribes would flood in from the north, raping and pillaging all in their path.

So, rape and pillage away.

Well, the Pope needs to be elected by the College of Cardinals. I'm not certain how they got to college in the first place, though I hear cardinals are smarter than hummingbirds.

I hereby officially announce that Ann Coulter and the vast right-wing conspiracy have, with relentless logic and irresistible persuasive force, convinced the College of Cardinals to name ME Pope of NSG!

The official list of those to be anathamatized will be issued forthwith.

I nominate LG as Pope. Soviestan can be Ayatollah, I can be Chief Rabbi.

I nominate Heikoku as Poet Laureate!

Can I be Ambassador to Real Life or something?

I hereby officially announce that Ann Coulter and the vast right-wing conspiracy have, with relentless logic and irresistible persuasive force, convinced the College of Cardinals to name ME Pope of NSG!

The official list of those to be anathamatized will be issued forthwith.

I saw no white smoke. Then again, with that illustrious group as a nominating committee, that smoke would have to be blown up somoene's ass.

So... I still have DCD's hat. (Actually, a couple of years ago, I wrote a movie script that was centered around the idea that the HAT is what makes the Pope infallible... a comedy that I hope someday will star Steve Buscemi but that is beside the point). While I think this automatically makes me Pope until someone else wrestles it from my cold, dead hand, I am open to other ideas.

Personally, I am pro the prospect of persons pursuing Popehood putting pen to paper and producing proposals and platforms, please.

They don't have to be alliterative, though.
:D

I have the first claim (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409984) to the papacy.

In fact, there is only ever one titmouse.

Although there could be more than one tit, in which case it is called the titsmouse.

Would you look at the tits on this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Lookatthetitsonthis-1.jpg)?

LG for Pope!

Frankly I vote for me. You all suck.

Hey... the Pope has children and a wife! (see the "we are family" thread...)
Looks like NSG Catholicism is quite different from the Roman one!

Eastern Orthodox. That's how we roll.

Would you look at the tits on this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/Lookatthetitsonthis-1.jpg)?

I knew it was going to be clever, but that was bleeding hilarious!

Frankly I vote for me. You all suck.

*Using Jeremy Irons as Scar voice*

You have no idea.

I have the first claim (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409984) to the papacy.

NOW I get it. How the cardinals decide Pope is more of a 100 yard dash of sorts, whoever gets the hat first wins.

*Using Jeremy Irons as Scar voice*

You have no idea.

*chuckles hysterically* Ah... :D

Nobody expects that.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

http://maxink.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/spanish_inquisition.jpg

So we need Cardinals first?

I'd like to cast my mitre into the ring as a Papal condidate. All Cardinals under my papacy will be allowed -- nay, enCOURaged -- to violate their vows of chastity as often as the law in their nation allows. And where national law does not allow, Papal law supersedes it.

Also, a crashing organ chord will play whenever three or more Cardinals enter a public place. Nobody expects that.

Oo! which chord? Are we going for a diminished over D pedal alla Bach, or more of a Stravinskyian flavour? *looks up expectantly*

Ifreann!!

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

I nominate Heikoku as Poet Laureate!

Can I be Ambassador to Real Life or something?

We have severed all diplomatic ties with Real Life. *nod*

As the WIFE of DCD (see the whole Aunt thing in my sig) I must protest the removal of my dear departed husband as Pope. He isn't DEAD, you know... just gone.


Well, ok, he is dead, but if I admit that, the Social Security checks get cut off.


Plus, I still have the hat. So that makes ME the Pope, doesn't it?

PopeESS! You can share the title with LG ;)

PopeESS! You can share the title with LG ;)

He is apparently being elected God in another thread, so that leaves me to be Pope! Or Popette, which has a better ring to it than Popess, I think. Yay!

We have severed all diplomatic ties with Real Life. *nod*

That is true, but we could reopen negotiations. Real Life would have to make some big concessions, though, to win us back.

I nominate LG as Pope. Soviestan can be Ayatollah, I can be Chief Rabbi.

then i will take the title of Dalai Lama

then i will take the title of Dalai LamaNo thanks. Don't need to add spitting lamas to NSG. There's already way too much of that.

That is true, but we could reopen negotiations. Real Life would have to make some big concessions, though, to win us back.

Yeah, not too much. The DCD family can be repaid with China, LG will rule over us all from the Moon....

Just all the small things is what we require.

He is apparently being elected God in another thread, so that leaves me to be Pope! Or Popette, which has a better ring to it than Popess, I think. Yay!

That's true, do we really want our God to also be our Pope? Seems like there should be more separation of powers (I guess this means we'll have to elect a Satan, too.)

Yeah, not too much. The DCD family can be repaid with China, LG will rule over us all from the Moon....

Just all the small things is what we require.

We accept. Most of our china got chipped when the movers dropped the box... oh. Never mind. :p

That's true, do we really want our God to also be our Pope? Seems like there should be more separation of powers (I guess this means we'll have to elect a Satan, too.)

Can I be the Token Norse God then?

Can I be the Token Norse God then?

You'll have to ask the NSG Pope if you exist or not.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

http://maxink.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/spanish_inquisition.jpg

I love it when someone goes where I lead them. Thanks, GM. What's good for you really is good for America.

Oo! which chord? Are we going for a diminished over D pedal alla Bach, or more of a Stravinskyian flavour? *looks up expectantly*

It's gotta be a real crunchy chord, so...something like Eb7 #9, b9, #5, b5. [Eb, G, A, B, Db, Fb, F#...voiced right, it can sound crunchy and functional...my favorite combination!]

We have severed all diplomatic ties with Real Life. *nod*

I'm guessing that happened as a response to the Great Reality TV Plague of 2004?