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A survey in Briton asked people, "An asteroid is on a collision course with the earth and you have one hour left to live. What would you do in your last 60 minutes?"

I think I'd spend time with the family and go outside and watch it happen. What would you do?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071011/od_nm/asteroid_dc_1;_ylt=AnUjnTRgiocxLvnUAgtr91VlM3wV

I'd fuck like a bunny on viagra and meth.

Probably crap my pants and huddle crying in a corner, that's what most people do when death is imminent and unavoidable.

I wouldn't let the rock have the satisfaction. :p

nah, not really...I'd probably waste time here.

I would watch the final episode of The Sopranos and time the ending just right.

Have sex.

I'd fuck like a bunny on viagra and meth.

Are you on the viagra and meth, or is the bunny? :confused:

Take the tips off all my epees,

Epées? Haha, so gay.

Probably crap my pants and huddle crying in a corner, that's what most people do when death is imminent and unavoidable.

I'd probably do that too, but I bore easily and after fifteen minutes, I'll probably search for something fun to do. Like running around in ever-widening circles totally naked and screamng my lungs out. :)

A survey in Briton asked people, "An asteroid is on a collision course with the earth and you have one hour left to live. What would you do in your last 60 minutes?"

I think I'd spend time with the family and go outside and watch it happen. What would you do?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071011/od_nm/asteroid_dc_1;_ylt=AnUjnTRgiocxLvnUAgtr91VlM3wV

Take the tips off all my epees, then sharpen them. After that, I would go around fighting real duels.

Take the tips off all my epees, then sharpen them. After that, I would go around fighting real duels.

Great i have 60 min to live and this lunatic is running around trying to stab people and shortening thier lives even more.

I would have sex with people who have STD's, take loads of heroine (I heard the first dose is amazing), and then pray to whatever I worship.

Epées? Haha, so gay.

How dare you! You are remarking an excellent weapon. Anyway, it's too much trouble to find the accent mark, so don't ask me to.

Great i have 60 min to live and this lunatic is running around trying to stab people and shortening thier lives even more.

Well, I would give my opponent a sword. After-all, if I'm going to die anyway, why not go out with class? No-one "has" to duel me. I'd just ask around.

I'd fuck like a bunny on viagra and meth.

^ this

I wouldn't be here.:p

How dare you! You are remarking an excellent weapon. Anyway, it's too much trouble to find the accent mark, so don't ask me to.

Epées are gayer than... well, fencing itself. I thought you didn't like gay things. That's why I mock.

Epées are gayer than... well, fencing itself. I thought you didn't like gay things. That's why I mock.

My weapon's sexual preference is of little importance. It's not my fault is attracts bouncing lumpkins.
Anyway, what is your favorite weapon?

My weapon's sexual preference is of little importance.

That shows considerable progress from you. Now if only people came to be held in such high esteem as inanimate objects.

Anyway, what is your favorite weapon?

I don't own any weapon nor have I handled an object meant to be used as a weapon, so I can't answer that question. Surgical lasers, though, are kind of cool but not very effective as weapons, if I were to be allowed to choose something that could be used as one but isn't meant to be.

My weapon's sexual preference is of little importance. It's not my fault is attracts bouncing lumpkins.
Anyway, what is your favorite weapon?

This is my favorite weapon. http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:n9oACnm2dbKS1M:http://gunshowonthenet.com/Gallery/albums/ParaOrdnance3/PARA_PX189S_STD_SA_9MM.jpg

i would for the first ten minutes call everyone i hate and tell them what i think of them, two go up to any girl i liked and major kiss, three get laid and have a smoke

Well, I would give my opponent a sword. After-all, if I'm going to die anyway, why not go out with class? No-one "has" to duel me. I'd just ask around.

I'd do it up with you... and who knows, maybe I would duel someone after you... that or I'd be dead, and you' duel someone after me, both are good....

And, Katana....

Probably blow up NASA. I mean how the heck do you miss a "Global Killer" Asteroid until it is less than an hour away.

I'd think a week or twos warning is not unreasonable. Maybe I want to have a small chance at saving my self. Or at the very least having one heck of a party.

Go outside and have a cigarette and maybe drink a coke.

I would do domething that I have never been able to do, and quite likely never WOULD be able to do under any other circumstance.

I'd have a coke and a smile and shut the fuque up.

:D

Resignation, I suppose. After the initial 5 minutes of realisation that I had absolutely no control, I would go into damage control. Probably see if I could get a hold of some powerful painkillers, sedatives, or narcotics (the earth rending won't feel nice for me), then spend the rest of the time eating something nice with my wife, a quick shag, shoot up and cradle each other to darkness.

Well it depends on your location to the impact

If your less than 1,000 miles within the impact your toast

But for the rest of us we'd all linger for two or three days more


I probably run outside stark naked and dance in the rain of molten rock and ash


Afterwards I would probably have a last meal of delicious snacks and beverages looted from the nearest convienience store since preparing a sumptous last meal would take too long.

I'd do it up with you... and who knows, maybe I would duel someone after you... that or I'd be dead, and you' duel someone after me, both are good....

And, Katana....

In most duels taking place after 1800, both combatants walked away alive. Generally one was bleeding bad enough to concede, or the doctors told them further dueling was inadvisable.

That shows considerable progress from you. Now if only people came to be held in such high esteem as inanimate objects.

I've changed considerably over the past few months. It is conceivable you are alluding to a statement I made prior to that change. I must inform you I disagree with what I used to say.

I don't own any weapon nor have I handled an object meant to be used as a weapon, so I can't answer that question. Surgical lasers, though, are kind of cool but not very effective as weapons, if I were to be allowed to choose something that could be used as one but isn't meant to be.

A pity. Fencing is quite enjoyable.

It seems to me that a gay sword would be highly skilled a penetrating men. :)

I prefer "perforate", or "puncture".

My weapon's sexual preference is of little importance. It's not my fault is attracts bouncing lumpkins.
Anyway, what is your favorite weapon?

It seems to me that a gay sword would be highly skilled a penetrating men. :)

I've changed considerably over the past few months. It is conceivable you are alluding to a statement I made prior to that change. I must inform you I disagree with what I used to say.

I must inform you that I don't really care. Best of luck to you with it, though, nevertheless.

A pity. Fencing is quite enjoyable.

Much too posh for me. I'm more into violent sports without accoutrements.

A survey in Briton asked people, "An asteroid is on a collision course with the earth and you have one hour left to live. What would you do in your last 60 minutes?"

I think I'd spend time with the family and go outside and watch it happen. What would you do?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071011/od_nm/asteroid_dc_1;_ylt=AnUjnTRgiocxLvnUAgtr91VlM3wV

Send up a couple hundred nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart. Sure we'd have radiation up the ass but civilization as a whole has a better chance of suviving.

If that doesn't work I'd uh... bend over and kiss my ass goodbye? Actually I never thought about what I would do.

I must inform you that I don't really care. Best of luck to you with it, though, nevertheless.

Hm. Well, as you were. Although I find it strange that you stated that I participated in a homosexual sport if you really didn't care.

Much too posh for me. I'm more into violent sports without accouterments.

I as well. To bad most of them are illegal.

Hm. Well, as you were. Although I find it strange that you stated that I participated in a homosexual sport if you really didn't care.

As I said, I was just mocking. I mock all sorts of things I don't really care about, such as for instance some people's ideas of sports being able to have a sexual orientation.

I as well. To bad most of them are illegal.

Depends on where one lives, and also what kind of lobby one has.

I'd fill a bottle with whatever juice we happen to have at home on doomsday. I hope we'll have some cranberry juice. Then walk out into the forest and leisurely walk around aimlessly in the serene nature while listening to the blissful birds. That'd be the perfect place to pray a bit and think through as many memories from my life as I could cover in an hour.

If that is too boring then let's say I'd take a bath in chocolate pudding together with all my stuffed animals. Then fill a water gun with beetroot juice and run around naked in town spraying people while screaming like a madman. I'd also pee on the hood of the most expensive car I can find, then jump up and down on it's roof howling at the asteroid.

PS. An asteroid would have to be ridiculously big to kill everything worldwide on impact.

As I said, I was just mocking. I mock all sorts of things I don't really care about, such as for instance some people's ideas of sports being able to have a sexual orientation.

Flippant sort, eh?

Depends on where one lives, and also what kind of lobby one has.

In this case, the United States: the sport? Dueling with real swords...or pistols....

http://www.celtic-angel-designs.co.uk/assets/assets/ILLUSTRATIONS/PORTFOLIO%20WORKS/TheDuelists.thumb.jpg






I positively worship the sword.



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Y'know...the poll should have been if aliens were going to demolish Earth to make way for...

If that is too boring then let's say I'd take a bath in chocolate pudding together with all my stuffed animals. Then fill a water gun with beetroot juice and run around naked in town spraying people while screaming like a madman. I'd also pee on the hood of the most expensive car I can find, then jump up and down on it's roof howling at the asteroid

"Civilization is one asteroid and sixty minutes away from barbarism"

Flippant sort, eh?

It's the only way one can be.

In this case, the United States: the sport? Dueling with real swords...or pistols....

I don't think you understood what "without accoutrements" means.

Probably blow up NASA. I mean how the heck do you miss a "Global Killer" Asteroid until it is less than an hour away.
Lack of funding?

It's the only way one can be.

Just so.

I don't think you understood what "without accoutrements" means.

"Accouterments" means equipment carried by a soldier outside of weaponry.
Okay, so duel naked. Meh.

Sex with the boyfriend, call my loved ones, then I'd head outside with a beer and watch the skies. Would be a pretty awesome thing to see.

I'd go bitch slap G W Bush. Hard.

As you know, no-one wears padding, or masks when using real blades.





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What would you do in your last 60 minutes?

For my last trick, I need a dildo and two wetsuits....

I'd fuck like a bunny on viagra and meth.

Damn nothing I could have said would express it like that. Yeah what he said!

For my last trick, I need a dildo and two wetsuits....

Yay! :D

snort coke, take E, and hump like there were no tomorrow because there wouldn't be.

Probably hold my girlfriend, then climb on the roof to watch the atmosphere catch fire. I would also make a point of donning protective goggles just before the shockwave hits, just for extra lulz.

:fluffle: everyone on NSG.

No, really.

Probably hold my girlfriend, then climb on the roof to watch the atmosphere catch fire. I would also make a point of donning protective goggles just before the shockwave hits, just for extra lulz.
Hee...

As for me...no idea. I'd like to say sex but there is no one nearby that would be willing.

However, I find this situation extremely unlikely. There is no way we'd miss something until it was that close. Amateur astronomers would easily spot it at least a week and a half before it impacted even if "lack of funding" somehow caused NASA and all of the other space-watching organizations to miss it.

Honestly, I'd probably spend it on the internet with all my forum friends. I can have a lot of conversations in an hour. And then I'd pray, because I'd be scared out of my wits.

And this:
Y'know...the poll should have been if aliens were going to demolish Earth to make way for...
WIN

I'd lay down in the grass
As time would slowly pass
approaching the end of the human race
as I stare death in the face

There's no one I would rather see
So don'y worry about me
There's nothing I'd rather do instead
moments before I wind up dead

Nothing's quite like the thrill
as waiting to get killed
by a rock from outer space
as I stare death in the face

It's so obvious, you should see
our very destinies
And I will display some grace
As I stare death in the face

What would you do in your last 60 minutes?

Your mom.




I don't know. It's sixty minutes. Probably spend 59 minutes grousing about what to do and 60 seconds bitching myself out about wasting my last 59 minutes...

I would release the inner pedobear.

Raep

I'd fuck like a bunny on viagra and meth.

Fourthed. Doubt anyone's going to be terribly picky with the end of the world imminent.

sex, drugs and .. maybe a last songAll around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world mad world

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ccWrbGEFgI8

Maybe if I couldn't screw like jack rabbits I would go around and just start beating people and what not.

Lots of lager and drugs.

Anyone else going to look at death in the eyes
and laugh the very moment before you die?

I plan on doing just that and doing the rebel yell as I do.

Anyone else going to look at death in the eyes
and laugh the very moment before you die?

If you ever wanted to give your lover a Cincinnati bowtie or Arabian goggles and get away with it, the last minutes before a meteor destroyed the earth would present an opportune moment.

Stalk Adrian Paul.

I plan on doing just that and doing the rebel yell as I do.

Rebel yell? I might not know what that is, but it doesn't sound like a laugh one would use as one dies.

Me?

Lying on some grass or desert dirt. Staring at the sky and laughing right when the rock of death ends it all.

i would assume nothing and avoid contact with loonies brandishing sharp objects. i would also conjure my favorite alternative universe fantasies and hope to find myself in them when the time came. if not, i would at least not have wasted the hour acting like an idiot because it might be my last.

=^^=
.../\...

I'd plaster a huge bloody smile on my face, walk up to religious people, stare through them and say "You're gonna burn!"
:cool:
Then I'd find someone attractive to fuck.

Heh...

I'd be laughing because of how disaster would be adverted at the very last minute, thusly screwing up everyone in civilization because of all the insane things they did.



But if it wasn't going to be adverted...

Find a large amount of painkillers for 50 minutes as well as a good pair of sunglasses, then watch the world burn while taking said painkillers and welcome my death with arms stretched out from atop some a high point like a roof or something.

Blame it on mass multiculturalism and uncontrolled immigration.

i'd smoke up a joint, put some dramatic music on and watch the fireworks while sipping a few beers. maybe do some shrooms in the final moments.

Heh...
I'd be laughing because of how disaster would be adverted at the very last minute, thusly screwing up everyone in civilization because of all the insane things they did.

heh, and 9 months later the population problem would really get going :p