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Just read the link...


Whoa (http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2007/10/whoa-by-tristero-whenever-anyone-tells.html)

All I really have to say here is... How many more poor repressed assholes have to die for the conservative movement?

wow...

An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."

That's one hell of an autoerotic undertaking... :eek:

The really sad part is they're perpetuating the movement.

Pathetic.

All I really have to say here is... How many more poor repressed assholes have to die for the conservative movement?

Well, if I were more of an ass, I would have to respond "all of them? Please?" but that would be very rude and uncalled for, so I won't.

You really have to wonder, if this guy had not been so repressed, might he have found safer ways to play, and with a partner, perhaps, who could have helped him when he got into trouble?

He was alone? How do you hogtie your own hands behind your back?

"Personal effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo."

"The prostate gland displays areas of focal hemorrhage [sic!] on its posterior surface."

My, my, someone's been a naughty boy.

Very sad. He probably hated himself for doing stuff like that and it killed him. He would probably have enjoyed it more if he found persons with the same interests who could also make sure he didn't die etc.

He was alone? How do you hogtie your own hands behind your back?

It's possible, search on PZ's article on this story, someone in the comments explained how it worked. Of course there could also have been an other person present who panicked and escaped the scene when scuba-man died. It also seems impossible to get into one diving-suit, let alone two, but he did it. He probably had quite some talent.

I get the first wet suit (well, not really-but whatever, different strokes etc.), but what's with the second wet suit?

He was alone? How do you hogtie your own hands behind your back?

You don't. He had help, though who (since it clearly wasn't his wife) and what gender(s) the person(s) were are not questions that will be asked about such a respected member of the community.

I get the first wet suit (well, not really-but whatever, different strokes etc.), but what's with the second wet suit?

Uterine tightness?

I get the first wet suit (well, not really-but whatever, different strokes etc.), but what's with the second wet suit?

discomfort. *nod*


and btw you can absolutely hog tie yourself......it's getting the ropes tight enough thats an issue.

discomfort. *nod*


and btw you can absolutely hog tie yourself......it's getting the ropes tight enough thats an issue.

This raises so many inappropriate questions. Bravo!

I get the first wet suit (well, not really-but whatever, different strokes etc.), but what's with the second wet suit?

it's much tighter. Apparently he liked the feeling of being restrained.

This raises so many inappropriate questions. Bravo!

:p

Wow, that dude was sorta crazy and messed up.

Ironic, for a guy that preached Christianity, he didn't seem to have a Christ-like end at all.

Wow, that dude was sorta crazy and messed up.

Ironic, for a guy that preached Christianity, he didn't seem to have a Christ-like end at all.

Sorta depends on what was in his end (http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php).

Sorta depends on what was in his end. (link excised)

I have to have it!

How fitting that he died like he lived;

Self-restraint. :p

Quality.

How fitting that he died like he lived;

Self-restraint. :p

How fitting that he died like he lived;

Self-restraint. :p

:p

Wow, that dude was sorta crazy and messed up.

Ironic, for a guy that preached Christianity, he didn't seem to have a Christ-like end at all.

why would you say that?

Just read the link...


Whoa (http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2007/10/whoa-by-tristero-whenever-anyone-tells.html)

All I really have to say here is... How many more poor repressed assholes have to die for the conservative movement?

I might be missing something obvious, but what does this have to do with the conservative movement? And why is it the fault of the conservative movement?

I might be missing something obvious, but what does this have to do with the conservative movement? And why is it the fault of the conservative movement?

I wish I had a good microphone, so I could sing it for you. But, typing will have to due.

The very short version is that this man was a disciple of Jerry Falwell, who was one of the largest figures in the right-wing christian movement that overcame the republican party, and still overtly influences their policies to this day. This movement preaches, in essence, "if it feels good, god hates it," and for some reason has an enormous attraction for gay individuals. Combine gay people with other people who hate gays, and you get repressed sexuality for the purpose of fitting in, which in numerous cases causes truly crazy "behind closed doors" behavior, and feelings of self-loathing. If the "conservative movement" were perhaps a tad more accepting/understanding of people in general, you just might not find christian preachers hiding in thier homes, dressing up in TWO wesuits (along with various other articles of odd clothing) and shoving dildos up their asses.

Get it?

I wish I had a good microphone, so I could sing it for you. But, typing will have to due.

The very short version is that this man was a disciple of Jerry Falwell, who was one of the largest figures in the right-wing christian movement that overcame the republican party, and still overtly influences their policies to this day. This movement preaches, in essence, "if it feels good, god hates it," and for some reason has an enormous attraction for gay individuals. Combine gay people with other people who hate gays, and you get repressed sexuality for the purpose of fitting in, which in numerous cases causes truly crazy "behind closed doors" behavior, and feelings of self-loathing. If the "conservative movement" were perhaps a tad more accepting/understanding of people in general, you just might not find christian preachers hiding in thier homes, dressing up in TWO wesuits (along with various other articles of odd clothing) and shoving dildos up their asses.

Get it?

Yes, I understand that, but it is still a personal choice the individuals make. It isn't like they can't quit it whenever they want to...(or is it...) :eek:

I wish I had a good microphone, so I could sing it for you. But, typing will have to due.

The very short version is that this man was a disciple of Jerry Falwell, who was one of the largest figures in the right-wing christian movement that overcame the republican party, and still overtly influences their policies to this day. This movement preaches, in essence, "if it feels good, god hates it," and for some reason has an enormous attraction for gay individuals. Combine gay people with other people who hate gays, and you get repressed sexuality for the purpose of fitting in, which in numerous cases causes truly crazy "behind closed doors" behavior, and feelings of self-loathing. If the "conservative movement" were perhaps a tad more accepting/understanding of people in general, you just might not find christian preachers hiding in thier homes, dressing up in TWO wesuits (along with various other articles of odd clothing) and shoving dildos up their asses.

Get it?
why do you care what someone does in the privacy of their own home?

is fetishistic sex play a sin?

is fetishistic sex play a sin?

Depends what denomination you ask.

why do you care what someone does in the privacy of their own home?

I don't care what people do in the privacy of their own home.I don't give a flying fuck what fetishes this man has. I'm hardly the one to judge that.

I care about when it turns out that what individuals are doing in the privacy of their own home turns out to be the very things they've spent their lives and careers demonizing and trying to illegalize. I care when certain groups that hold themselves out as "moral champions" because they fight against certain lifestyles they declare to be "evil" turn out to be engaged in the very things they fight against.

I don't care what he does. I care that this man and his ilk hold themselves in morally superior positions because they try and act like they're better for outwardly protesting the very behavior they engage in, then try to use their "moral superiority" to influence government to legislate the very things they, and others, enjoy.

Depends what denomination you ask.

i suppose so but i cant think of what in the bible might ban this particular fetish.

wet suits, rubber undies, bondage .... doesnt seem to be mentioned. foreign object in the rectum...does the bible speak against this rather more obviously sexual act?

if he climaxes without touching himself does it count as masturbation?

How fitting that he died like he lived;

Self-restraint. :p

I forgot to say this earlier, but you win the thread. :cool:

i suppose so but i cant think of what in the bible might ban this particular fetish.

wet suits, rubber undies, bondage .... doesnt seem to be mentioned. foreign object in the rectum...does the bible speak against this rather more obviously sexual act?

if he climaxes without touching himself does it count as masturbation?

It doesn't matter, the biblical prohibition is against your seed spilling upon the ground, not masturbation in general. That's where a lot of folks see non-procreative sex and masturbation as a sin.

It doesn't matter, the biblical prohibition is against your seed spilling upon the ground, not masturbation in general. That's where a lot of folks see non-procreative sex and masturbation as a sin.

and was this poor fellow one of them?

and was this poor fellow one of them?

Don't know specifically, but it's probable. The condemnation of non-procreative sex is pretty common amoungst more right wing denominations. I always figured that's why they tend to be so uptight, they need to get laid.

I always figured that's why they tend to be so uptight, they need to get laid.

This one apparently had that need sated many times over. Do you know how much anal it takes to bruise a prostate? I hope you do...

I would never wear a second wetsuit. That's just gay.

I would never wear a second wetsuit. That's just gay.

:D That entire thing, and you think the two wet suits make him gay? What does the dildo make him?

:D That entire thing, and you think the two wet suits make him gay? What does the dildo make him?

unless its attached to a man, its not gay.

kinky

but not gay.

did you read the smoking gun report? did it say he had ejaculated? he might use this fetish dressup as a kind of foreplay and have sex with his wife afterwards.

This one apparently had that need sated many times over. Do you know how much anal it takes to bruise a prostate? I hope you do...

I must say I'm not into group sex enough to know the answer to that, and I've never talked to anyone with a bruised prostate.

I must say I'm not into group sex enough to know the answer to that, and I've never talked to anyone with a bruised prostate.

Pity.

Don't know specifically, but it's probable. The condemnation of non-procreative sex is pretty common amoungst more right wing denominations. I always figured that's why they tend to be so uptight, they need to get laid.

not so much, that's mostly a catholic thing, most protestants even fundamentalists will tell you sex within marriage is meant to be enjoyed....not purely for procreative purposes.

A gold ring on the left ring finger...

Thank you for making me check to see that you were right. Always a joy, even if tubgirl is my personal favourite.

A gold ring on the left ring finger...goatse.cx...

A gold ring on the left ring finger...goatse.cx...

I have a gold ring on my left ring finger.....my wedding ring.

That's where most people wear them you know.

I have a gold ring on my left ring finger.....my wedding ring.

That's where most people wear them you know.

Clearly wedded to a goat. :p

I have a gold ring on my left ring finger.....my wedding ring.

That's where most people wear them you know.

Yes, but this guy seems to fit the description of the man in hello.jpg...

http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html

http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html

Bush-The Giver
American People-The Receiver

Bush-The Giver
American People-The Receiver

Like George Carlin said, "The man who coined the phrase 'let the buyer beware' was someone bleeding from the anus."

Yes, but this guy seems to fit the description of the man in hello.jpg...

because he has an anus?

How many more poor repressed assholes have to die for the conservative movement?

I can think of a few right now that are in dire need of it.
*wafts private parts at Washington D.C.*

because he has an anus?

...that would either be Goatse or the dude at the party on Pink Flamingos.

It doesn't matter, the biblical prohibition is against your seed spilling upon the ground, not masturbation in general.
That's what roommates' pillowcases, milkshakes, and socks are for. *nods*

autoerotic undertaking... :eek:

*shakes head*
:D

Wow, that dude was sorta crazy and messed up.

Ironic, for a guy that preached Christianity, he didn't seem to have a Christ-like end at all.
Hey, what happens in Josephs' tomb STAYS in Joseph's tomb. 3 days behind the green door might've taught Jesus a little of what he got a taste of in his travels through the Orient and India?

If that's how he talks to God, no thanks ...

If that's how he talks to God, no thanks ...

...speaking in tongues?

...speaking with tongues?

Fixed.

Fixed.

Ah, my ... bad?

Wow, that dude was sorta crazy and messed up.

Ironic, for a guy that preached Christianity, he didn't seem to have a Christ-like end at all.

How can we be so sure? Maybe Jesus just had a thing for nails.

It's hard to turn the other cheek when they are both encased in neoprene.

Just read the link...


Whoa (http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2007/10/whoa-by-tristero-whenever-anyone-tells.html)

All I really have to say here is... How many more poor repressed assholes have to die for the conservative movement?

Nice job. You lose on the account of...this has nothing to do with the conservative movement.

It's hard to turn the other cheek when they are both encased in neoprene.

Dammit man we can't have TWO (three?) winners of thread here!
:D

.this has nothing to do with the conservative movement.
I bet a lot of people would wager you wrong on that one. Dig deeper.

How many more poor repressed assholes have to die for the conservative movement?

*chortle*
He probably liberated his rather nicely, butt, no pain no gain.

Why should I? Anything can be turned into that kind of debate.There's more fuel, obviously, where there's repression - and if a movement's goal and professed intent is enforcing "moral/family values" then anything they might have in kink could make it really uncomfortable if other people found out.
Perhaps, although you don't want to admit it, there's a good point there.
My sympathies goes to his family, friends, and congregation.Well, there isn't much wrong with that.

*chortle*
He probably liberated his rather nicely, butt, no pain no gain.

This thread is *full* of win! :D

I bet a lot of people would wager you wrong on that one. Dig deeper.

Why should I? Anything can be turned into that kind of debate. I'm not going to play. My sympathies goes to his family, friends, and congregation.

I bet a lot of people would wager you wrong on that one. Dig deeper.

Diction...diction...

The subject of the thread beat us to that.

There's more fuel, obviously, where there's repression - and if a movement's goal and professed intent is enforcing "moral/family values" then anything they might have in kink could make it really uncomfortable if other people found out. Perhaps, although you don't want to admit it, there's a good point there.

You could have left off that last sentence or at least the first seven to eight words. Is it a good point? Yea it is but still...

Well, there isn't much wrong with that.

Glad we agree :)

Diction...diction...

The subject of the thread beat us to that.

True, true ... but you know, it all works out in the end.

True, true ... but you know, it all works out in the end.

Or in this case, we know it got worked into the end.

:D

he might use this fetish dressup as a kind of foreplay and have sex with his wife afterwards.

True. That might have been what killed him. She says 'I'm just making a quick call - I'll be up in a minute - you go on' .... 2 days later....

A gold ring on the left ring finger...goatse.cx...

I would find it hilarious if this guy turned out to be goatse, but I heard somewhere that goatse is dead or something.

I would find it hilarious if this guy turned out to be goatse, but I heard somewhere that goatse is dead or something.

The bottom would fall out of my world!!!!!!!

The bottom would fall out of my world!!!!!!!

Ba-dum-tish

Or in this case, we know it got worked into the end.

:D

Worked?
This fella should've known better than to mix business and pleasure.
http://www.parseerror.com/images/pics/confused-black-dog.jpg

Worked?
This fella should've known better than to mix business and pleasure.
http://www.parseerror.com/images/pics/confused-black-dog.jpg


I suppose it was always a risk it would turn and bite him in the ass...