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Hello, good folks of NSG.

A whole lot of threads pertaining to heterosexuality have been popping lately, as it periodically happens on this forum.

This thread is to be set aside from the others: this is no place for debate, no place to argue about morality or choices, nothing of the sort. This thread is intended by me as a means of allowing you ask everything you have ever wondered about heterosexuality but never had the occasion (or dared) to ask.

I am, of course, a heterosexual man, and I am willing to answer all questions honestly and truthfully according to my present life experience. To put things into perspective, know that this is something I do not on a regular basis in the form of volunteer work. I do not visit high school classes during their Sex Ed periods, at the behest of teachers, to answer the questions of the student regarding sexual diversity. So I am not as qualified as can be for this task without having a Ph.D in Sexology.

If a heterosexual woman likewise feels comfortable to answer questions specific to female heterosexuality, then she would be quite welcome to complement this thread with her presence.

Ask away!

This text is copylefted (c) 2007 by Edwinasia.

Dammit this is going to lead to Skaladorias thread getting deleted.

Is it true that all of the 9/11 terrorists were heterosexuals?

Nope. President Bush is sometimes gay in her sparetime.

Is it true that all of the 9/11 terrorists were heterosexuals?

Why do some people think anyone would need to ask questions about the nature of heterosexuality? Can't interested parties figure out the basics on their own?

Look mister Elton John, some can't.

Why do some people think anyone would need to ask questions about the nature of heterosexuality? Can't interested parties figure out the basics on their own?

Heh, heh. Now we need someone to answer questions about asexuality.

Why did you post this? It's just gonna get locked, especially as you just copy&pasted the other OP into a new thread and replaced a few words.

Look mister Elton John, some can't.
Why are you so hurtful? Comparing me to a royalist filth like sir Elton John . . .
I think I'm going to cry.

Heh, heh. Now we need someone to answer questions about asexuality.

You forgot people that will answer questions about bisexuality, chronophilia, algolagnia, zoophilia and others.

I suggest that you start up the coprophilia thread. You sound like an expert.

Why are you so hurtful? Comparing me to a royalist filth like sir Elton John . . .
I think I'm going to cry.

Go shop something, or get a new haircut, or visit a beauty farm.

Why did you post this? It's just gonna get locked, especially as you just copy&pasted the other OP into a new thread and replaced a few words.

Mine is copyleft protected.

But don't bleat, go shop something, or take a nice haircut or visit a beauty farm.

You forgot people that will answer questions about bisexuality, chronophilia, algolagnia, zoophilia and others.

I suggest that you start up the coprophilia thread. You sound like an expert.

I'd throw in Sadism, Necrophilia and Bestiality, but that'd just be beating a dead horse.

Dammit this is going to lead to Skaladorias thread getting deleted.

:( I hope it doesn't, Skaladoras threads actually quite interesting.

Ideally it'll get the original one locked too, and we can be rid of this "ask a" silliness for another 3 months.


It's illegal to abort threads older than 3 months. Read the bible! It's murder!


Well, I do need to buy some new shoes. And perhaps a nice scarf for the winter.

Don't forget the veet (http://www.veet.be/)

Why did you post this? It's just gonna get locked, especially as you just copy&pasted the other OP into a new thread and replaced a few words.
Ideally it'll get the original one locked too, and we can be rid of this "ask a" silliness for another 3 months.
Go shop something, or get a new haircut, or visit a beauty farm.
Well, I do need to buy some new shoes. And perhaps a nice scarf for the winter.

Why are you so hurtful? Comparing me to a royalist filth like sir Elton John . . .
I think I'm going to cry.

*mollifies*

Anyone who can do a song like 'Rocket Man' can't be all bad.

:( I hope it doesn't, Skaladoras threads actually quite interesting.

What do you mean? This one is not?

*mollifies*

Anyone who can do a song like 'Rocket Man' can't be all bad.

Yes, but you don't have to sing it all the time, lunatic goofballs

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1319305317

:)

The egg head, is that you?

Yes, but you don't have to sing it all the time, lunatic goofballs

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1319305317

:)

Heh, heh. Now we need someone to answer questions about asexuality.

A much better one is better one would be paedophilia...

"I go into classrooms, sometimes at the teacher bequest, and ... "

A much better one is better one would be paedophilia...

"I go into classrooms, sometimes at the teacher bequest, and ... "

Dunes, you're sweating as a paedophilia INSIDE a kindergarten.

Why do you engage in such a sinful lifestyle ? It was after all a relation between a man and a woman that got us kicked out of paradise.

Don't you wish to return there ?

An evil cartoon character bent on global domination? Pshhh... as if!

This is me:

http://www.zippyvideos.com/9363310342454496/williamshatner-rocketman/

:D


In the other movie, your egg head wasn't that visible.

The egg head, is that you?

An evil cartoon character bent on global domination? Pshhh... as if!

This is me:

http://www.zippyvideos.com/9363310342454496/williamshatner-rocketman/

:D

Why do you engage in such a sinful lifestyle ? It was after all a relation between a man and a woman that got us kicked out of paradise.

Don't you wish to return there ?


Are you nuts? In 'paradise' you only could eat fruit.

I know you're looking for strawberry fields forever but normal people prefer hell, where you can have Big Macs at McDonald's.

Are you nuts? In 'paradise' you only could eat fruit.

I know you're looking for strawberry fields forever but normal people prefer hell, where you can have Big Macs at McDonald's.

Fair enough. However, since the OP of the other topic actually made an effort to answer questions seriously and there was interesting debate going on -we should add some seriousness as well.

So - do you consider vagina's to be more or less pleasant to look at than penises ? Do the labia after a wild night gross you out, arouse you or leave you indifferent ?

Are you nuts? In 'paradise' you only could eat fruit.

I know you're looking for strawberry fields forever but normal people prefer hell, where you can have Big Macs at McDonald's.
I'm sorry, the McDonald's in Hell doesn't have Big Macs. All you can get in Hell are those partially wilted salads, fish sandwiches which taste like they're made of equal parts death and old socks, fries that have been injected with the fat from aborted fetuses, coffee so hot that it can melt flesh on contact, or flat coke with bits of fungus floating in it.
And the ice machine is always broken.

Fair enough. However, since the OP of the other topic actually made an effort to answer questions seriously and there was interesting debate going on -we should add some seriousness as well.?

I'm serious all the time.


So - do you consider vagina's to be more or less pleasant to look at than penises ? Do the labia after a wild night gross you out, arouse you or leave you indifferent ?

I consider vagina's more pleasant to look at than penises. I don't like penises at all except mine.

I'm indifferent about labia as long as my girls are not Khoisan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khoisan).

Some differences are purely personal, while others may be genetically linked; a striking example of the latter being the elongated labia minora of the Khoisan peoples, whose "khoikhoi aprons" can hang down up to four inches past their labia majora when they are standing

In the other movie, your egg head wasn't that visible.

It's the camera angles. *nod*

I'm sorry, the McDonald's in Hell doesn't have Big Macs. All you can get in Hell are those partially wilted salads, fish sandwiches which taste like they're made of equal parts death and old socks, fries that have been injected with the fat from aborted fetuses, coffee so hot that it can melt flesh on contact, or flat coke with bits of fungus floating in it.
And the ice machine is always broken.

So it's like Earth McDonald's without Big Macs.

I'm sorry, the McDonald's in Hell doesn't have Big Macs. All you can get in Hell are those partially wilted salads, fish sandwiches which taste like they're made of equal parts death and old socks, fries that have been injected with the fat from aborted fetuses, coffee so hot that it can melt flesh on contact, or flat coke with bits of fungus floating in it.
And the ice machine is always broken.


Will they ever release you from Guantánamo Bay?

And do you like Van Halen?

So it's like Earth McDonald's without Big Macs.

"Welcome go McHell! Would you like a McSuffering? Good! Step right-up, and begin work. You have to fill this order..."

I'm serious all the time.

Good. Have you ever doubted you were straight ? When was the first time you heard that other orientations existed - and how did you respond to that idea ?

Actually.. this topic really can be interesting. Apologies for taking it as a joke at first.

Good. Have you ever doubted you were straight ? When was the first time you heard that other orientations existed - and how did you respond to that idea ?

Actually.. this topic really can be interesting. Apologies for taking it as a joke at first.

I never had any doubts. Born and raised as a heterosexual.

I never felt myself attracted to other males.

The first time that I heard about 'the same side'? I guess I was 9 or 10.

Some friend of me played the whole time with the Barbies of my sister. My mother said 'Michael is so queer!'

So I asked her what queer was all about and she gave some child-safe explanation.

I didn't feel attracted to the concept and now that I knew and learned that Michael was queer we kicked his head from time to time.
We said lovely stuff to him as 'Michael is a dirty queer' or 'brown knight!' (yeps, we extended our vocabulary rather fast...)

Hey, I was child!!!

Present times, I treat homosexuals as any other heterosexual, except that I will not kiss them.

Present times, I treat homosexuals as any other heterosexual, except that I will not kiss them.

You kiss your straight friends?

You kiss your straight friends?

Only girls and women.

With the exception of old women or ugly species.

Sorry, I will not kiss you.

How did your parents react when you told them you were heterosexual?

They were in shock.

How did your parents react when you told them you were heterosexual?