NationStates Jolt Archive


How Big of a Bastard Are You?

Neo Kervoskia
09-10-2007, 01:34
Are you a generally nice person or a mean-spirited bastard? I want to see what NSG is on the DCD-Bastard Scale-O-Meter.
The Parkus Empire
09-10-2007, 01:35
?
Majority 12
09-10-2007, 01:35
Two words: Alex Wuori.
Neo Kervoskia
09-10-2007, 01:37
?

Are you a generally nice person or a jerk? That's essentially the question.
Kiryu-shi
09-10-2007, 01:37
?

What, trying for thread steals?

Also, I like to think I'm nice. Except to Yankee fans. The bastards.
JuJu Blue
09-10-2007, 01:41
xD Everyone has a little of both inside them.
Neo Kervoskia
09-10-2007, 01:42
xD Everyone has a little of both inside them.

I don't.
Infinite Revolution
09-10-2007, 01:43
i was born 10 years after my parents married so i'm not even vaguely a bastard. in fact, i'm a model human being and everyone should mould their own lifestyle to mine. start binging and sleeping til gone midday, bitches, it's the only way to paradise.
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 01:47
*holds hands far apart* <- This big.

Oh.. how big of a bastard am I?
I try not to be one as often as possible...but sometimes, I just can't help it.
Chandelier
09-10-2007, 01:50
I try my best to be nice to everyone. It's not always successful but I try.
IL Ruffino
09-10-2007, 01:51
I don't.

We can fix that..
Bitchkitten
09-10-2007, 01:55
I very sweet natured. Screen name not really an indicator.
Nor is the fact that when my brother nicknamed us The Bitch, The Slut and The Pervert, I got stuck with The Bitch. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
09-10-2007, 01:56
I am a sweet and lovable bastard. :)
Neo Kervoskia
09-10-2007, 01:57
Blueblood;13118563']I'm generally a very nice person, a secluded introvert who enjoys picking through people's thoughts and is a very good listener.
A Jewish woman?
[NS]Blueblood
09-10-2007, 01:58
I'm generally a very nice person, a secluded introvert who enjoys picking through people's thoughts and is a very good listener.
Kiryu-shi
09-10-2007, 01:59
A Jewish woman?

Jewish women aren't introverts!
Dakini
09-10-2007, 01:59
I found a test for just such an occasion: http://www.allthetests.com/quiz11/quizpu.php?testid=1104690708

Apparently I'm not a bastard. Though 10% of me doesn't give a flying fuck.
Kiryu-shi
09-10-2007, 02:01
You are 100% correct.

Jewish woman = introvert

Jewish women = introverts

:)

:eek: *edits*
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 02:04
Jewish woman aren't introverts!

You are 100% correct.

Jewish woman = introvert

Jewish women = introverts

:)
[NS]Blueblood
09-10-2007, 02:05
Jewish woman aren't introverts!

:p True words, my friend.

And Im neither Jewish nor female anyway.
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 02:11
Blueblood;13118602']:p True words, my friend.

And Im neither Jewish nor female anyway.

You know what freaks me out about you though...that [NS] in front of the rest of your username. I've seen around 5 'different' NSers with that..insignia.
Are you part of some underthread cult, or just a puppet of a grand [NS] puppeteer? :eek:
Loathingish
09-10-2007, 02:12
It really depends on who you ask. My (soon-to-be) ex-wife? My clients (I'm a therapist)? I guarantee you'll find someone who thinks I should be shot in the gut and kneecaps (repeatedly) :sniper:, someone who thinks I'm the antichrist, and someone who thinks I'm a freakin' saint :D.

Either way, I still want magic powers, whatever that means :upyours:.
Chandelier
09-10-2007, 02:13
You know what freaks me out about you though...that [NS] in front of the rest of your username. I've seen around 5 'different' NSers with that..insignia.
Are you part of some underthread cult, or just a puppet of a grand [NS] puppeteer? :eek:

I think it's from when there is already a jolt member with that name or something.
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 02:18
I think it's from when there is already a jolt member with that name or something.

That makes sense, but is not half as exciting as I had hoped. :(
The Brevious
09-10-2007, 05:04
I don't.ask Ruffy
... do you want some?
:D
The Brevious
09-10-2007, 05:07
Blueblood;13118563']I'm generally a very nice person, a secluded introvert who enjoys picking through people's thoughts and is a very good listener.

Other than the secluded part, it seems i'm a bit different.
I enjoy picking through people's thoughts with a metaphorical wheatthresher, and my listening skills are "augmented" by my interpretive "skills".
Nice person? I dunno, though i do generally go by the "do unto others as you would have done unto yourself"
Barringtonia
09-10-2007, 05:38
I'm not nearly as big a bastard as the next poster.
Infinite Revolution
09-10-2007, 05:47
you're such a bitch.
Barringtonia
09-10-2007, 05:58
you're such a bitch.

Only a real bastard would say that :)
[NS]Blueblood
09-10-2007, 06:00
You know what freaks me out about you though...that [NS] in front of the rest of your username. I've seen around 5 'different' NSers with that..insignia.
Are you part of some underthread cult, or just a puppet of a grand [NS] puppeteer? :eek:

First rule of _________: "Don't talk about ________" :cool:
OceanDrive2
09-10-2007, 09:54
I am very nice and soft almost every tuesday. :D
Pure Metal
09-10-2007, 10:19
i try to be a nice person. but i can be a bit of a git sometimes, especially when it comes to business decisions...
Peisandros
09-10-2007, 11:07
Sometimes I can be a bastard. Depends on the situation.
Silliopolous
09-10-2007, 11:24
I'm a warm, sweet, caring person. A model parent and loving husband who dedicates 100% of his life to being there for the people he loves.

I also am a professional perfectionist with zero patience for laziness or incompetence from his coworkers, and with no problem letting them know exactly what I think of any substandard efforts. I have infinite patience for the inexperienced coworker who is appyling themselves and trying to learn, but no patience whatsoever for generally useless twerps who aren't even trying.

I think it is safe to say that there may be some disagreement between my familly and coworkers as to whether I'm a bastard or not....especially given that I am currently contracting to the largest conglomeration of useless twerps in the country: the Federal government.
Gun Manufacturers
09-10-2007, 12:11
Are you a generally nice person or a mean-spirited bastard? I want to see what NSG is on the DCD-Bastard Scale-O-Meter.

I'm generally a nice guy, unless somebody REALLY tries to piss me off. Also, when I'm playing a game online, such as Battlefield 1942 (with the Desert Combat mod), I can be a pretty big bastard.

If I had to average it out though, I'd say yes, a bit.
King Arthur the Great
09-10-2007, 12:55
Imagine Doctor Gregory House. Now remove a past muscle infarction and current addiction to Vicodin. Now you've got me. Only younger.