NationStates Jolt Archive

The horror of not groping another human being in public like some lustful horny dog! We must stop it before the children get ideas! :eek:

You stole my bleeding thread, you cad!

"Bleeding?" You mean it's not already dead, you ridiculous Frenchman?

No longer does silence fall upon my mouth, and tranquility tie down my typing fingers!

"Enough, enough, enough!" is our rallying call, those who, from time to time, fancy a shag!

Asexuality leads to more time studying, or being a productive worker, and the great pleasures in life, such is sex, and the thoughts / writing / singing about thereof are left out in favour of a completely materialistic desire for money and objects, instead of sex and partners.

It's a kick in the teeth to all of those film directors that thought they could ensnare the average punter with Heather Graham's spectacular breasts, or even a tasteful gay scene - the amount of money paid to the actors and actresses to do these scenes that is wasted due to an asexual audience is mind-blowing.

Asexuality is also a scourge to families - how many have fallen apart due to crap or, even worse, no sex? Too many. Far too many.

End this plague now. Give asexuals mandatory shots of pheromones, and also testosterone / oestrogen, to get them more randy, before it destroys us all.

I feel the urge to open a "The omnisexual menace to society" thread, but I have this nagging feeling that the mods are going to be stomping on the whole thing very soon.

The horror of not groping another human being in public like some lustful horny dog! We must stop it before the children get ideas! :eek:
You stole my bleeding thread, you cad!

Great! Now all we need is one for the bisexuals and one for the transexuals!

:rolleyes:

It's getting old...

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and...... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen

Sometimes I think life would be easier if we were all asexual.

Well, after about 100 years things would get pretty peaceful..