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I cannot take it any more! I cannot keep silent!

I must say this and make it known that heterosexuality is a menace to society and must be stopped in its tracks. For too long it has been permitted to permeate all parts of our lives, with couples bombarding us with disgusting displays of affection and procreating like damn rabbits.

Humans contribute to global warming, but it's the heterosexuals who are the most guilty. They keep popping out damn kids left right and centre! I mean, it's just bloody obscene the way they fuck each other and plop out another mass of wailing, pink flesh!

Not to mention that we must censor our lives so those awful heterosexuals can make a nice G-rated world for their brats.

All those tax payer dollars wasted on childcare programmes.

It's the heterosexuals leading the fight against our wonderful games and movies where we can blow someone's head off and watch two harmless gays have some nice unconventional sex.

I say we ban heterosexuals from public! They must not be allowed to marry, adopt, hold public office. They belong in a closet with a paper bag over their head. Though they may come out once a day to use the bathroom. We must keep the men and women isolated lest they get ideas and start reproducing enmasse!

Think of the future of our planet! We must protect it!

The topic creator is obviously a rabid homo.

I cannot take it any more! I cannot keep silent!

I must say this and make it known that heterosexuality is a menace to society and must be stopped in its tracks. For too long it has been permitted to permeate all parts of our lives, with couples bombarding us with disgusting displays of affection and procreating like damn rabbits.

Humans contribute to global warming, but it's the heterosexuals who are the most guilty. They keep popping out damn kids left right and centre! I mean, it's just bloody obscene the way they fuck each other and plop out another mass of wailing, pink flesh!

Not to mention that we must censor our lives so those awful heterosexuals can make a nice G-rated world for their brats.

All those tax payer dollars wasted on childcare programmes.

It's the heterosexuals leading the fight against our wonderful games and movies where we can blow someone's head off and watch two harmless gays have some nice unconventional sex.

I say we ban heterosexuals from public! They must not be allowed to marry, adopt, hold public office. They belong in a closet with a paper bag over their head. Though they may come out once a day to use the bathroom. We must keep the men and women isolated lest they get ideas and start reproducing enmasse!

Think of the future of our planet! We must protect it!

Er, how does the race continue?

The topic creator is obviously a rabid homo.

Obviously the replier had his sense of humour broken. Suggest you get it looked at, it seems life threatening, especially since trolls are an endangered species.

Er, how does the race continue?
Through the godless miracle of androgynous procreation.

Shhhh! not so loud. we don't want Evironmental extremists to come here demanding that Trolls be protected! :cool:

Don't worry, that's why I'm posting this sign:

TROLL HUNTING SEASON: OPEN!

Now we let the poachers work the delicate balance of nature. :)

Bisexuals take one for the team?

Shit, there's BIsexuals now? Clever bastards! Worse than agnostics! ;)

Through the godless miracle of androgynous procreation.

Ah.

"Landlord! Out here at once! Call the night-guards!"

Er, how does the race continue?

Bisexuals take one for the team?

Obviously the replier had his sense of humour broken. Suggest you get it looked at, it seems life threatening, especially since trolls are an endangered species.

Shhhh! not so loud. we don't want Evironmental extremists to come here demanding that Trolls be protected! :cool:

Through the godless miracle of androgynous procreation.

... in other words... everyone can go fuck themselves! :D

Kyro? :fluffle:

The topic creator is obviously a rabid homo.

Dude, you really need to just, like, leave. You realize you've committed social suicide on this forum, don't you?

Kyro? :fluffle:

:fluffle: DM. :)

What about agnostic bisexuals? The thought alone is enough to make me shudder! :eek:

Yet, we might have to rely on them for continuation of species once we hid the shameful heterosexuals in their closets and prevents them from engaging in their filthy breeders ways.

You've just given me a waking nightmare! :eek: a job well done' bravo sir! :)

Shit, there's BIsexuals now? Clever bastards! Worse than agnostics! ;)

What about agnostic bisexuals? The thought alone is enough to make me shudder! :eek:

Yet, we might have to rely on them for continuation of species once we hid the shameful heterosexuals in their closets and prevents them from engaging in their filthy breeders ways.

Yet, we might have to rely on them for continuation of species once we hid the shameful heterosexuals in their closets and prevents them from engaging in their filthy breeders ways.

I would like to volunteer for that particular program when it comes around.

Dude, you really need to just, like, leave. You realize you've committed social suicide on this forum, don't you?

Like I care what an online forum thinks about me:rolleyes:

If you care what some blokes online think about you, then you need to see a doc

Like I care what an online forum thinks about me:rolleyes:

If you care what some blokes online think about you, then you need to see a doc

You're from NYC? Odd.

... in other words... everyone can go fuck themselves! :D

YOU! Over here, NOW!

Clean off my monitor, you relentlessly hilarious bastard.

Like I care what an online forum thinks about me:rolleyes:

If you care what some blokes online think about you, then you need to see a doc

I think you should at least care what the mods think because they an determine if you've got the right to be granted the privilege to remain in this forum.

Like I care what an online forum thinks about me:rolleyes:

If you care what some blokes online think about you, then you need to see a doc

You obviously do care, otherwise, why would you continue to come here and post?

You also protest too much, methinks, on this particular subject. Is there something you'd like to tell us?

YOU! Over here, NOW!

Clean off my monitor, you relentlessly hilarious bastard.

That's twice this week someone's gotten a "monitor problem" from posts on this forum.

...yes, I'm going to start keeping track.

I've never been a menace to society before. :)

Dangit..I don't feel any different...:(

;) How about if I drop you in cold water, would you then?

I've never been a menace to society before. :)

Dangit..I don't feel any different...:(

Heterosexual activities are the leading cause of world overpopulation... If everyone engaged only in same-sex activities, there would be no overpopulation concerns...

(I dare anyone to refute this assertion!)

Maybe you should start getting the hint that it might be you that's wrong, instead of say, the whole world.

Either way, you utterly failed to grasp the true message behind the roginal post of this thread. The OP used sarcasm and derision in order to highlight the irrationality of what you state in your thread "The homosexual menace".

Does your mallet weigh enough? Tell me you're not clubbing him over the head with a wussy nerf bat. :)

Like I care what an online forum thinks about me:rolleyes:

If you care what some blokes online think about you, then you need to see a doc
Maybe you should start getting the hint that it might be you that's wrong, instead of say, the whole world.

Either way, you utterly failed to grasp the true message behind the roginal post of this thread. The OP used sarcasm and derision in order to highlight the irrationality of what you state in your thread "The homosexual menace".

What are the other causes?
Alien impregnations?

Shhh... no exposing government cover ups!

Heterosexual activities are the leading cause of world overpopulation... If everyone engaged only in same-sex activities, there would be no overpopulation concerns...


What are the other causes?
Alien impregnations?

What are the other causes?
Alien impregnations?
well, the way jobs and services are being outsourced overseas... ;)

YOU! Over here, NOW!

Clean off my monitor, you relentlessly hilarious bastard.

and that's another monitor kill stamp on my cubical wall... hmmm need more keyboard kill stamps... :D

Wherein a perfectly executed parody is posted by Kryozerkia, thus eliciting a laugh and a hearty expression of approval.

Ey wuz abdukted by alienz, they stuck sumpin up my butt.... an not en da good way....

damn those aliens, not taking you out for a dinner and movie first.

at least they should make using Lube mandatory...

What are the other causes?
Alien impregnations?

Ey wuz abdukted by alienz, they stuck sumpin up my butt.... an not en da good way....

;) How about if I drop you in cold water, would you then?

I might feel colder?

Then again, I am kind of sick and feverish at the moment, so I might not notice.

Wherein a perfectly executed parody is posted by Kryozerkia, thus eliciting a laugh and a hearty expression of approval.
:) I'm glad to have been of service my lady/lord. :)

Kyro? :fluffle:

Eh?

Oh, you meant Kryo, not Kyro. Why is it people mess those two up so easily?

Heterosexual activities are the leading cause of world overpopulation... If everyone engaged only in same-sex activities, there would be no overpopulation concerns...

(I dare anyone to refute this assertion!)

Careless use of artificial insemination. There. :p

Carless use of artificial insemination. There. :p

... as opposed to Using a car with Artificial Insemination? :eek:

... as opposed to Using a car with Artificial Insemination? :eek:

Hey, there might be a fetish associated with that...

... as opposed to Using a car with Artificial Insemination? :eek:

Oops...well, sex in a car is technically illegal (I think, 'cause it's a public space), so yeah...

Hey, there might be a fetish associated with that...
"Pop the clutch honey! Pop the CLUTCH NOW!!!"

Oops...well, sex in a car is technically illegal (I think, 'cause it's a public space), so yeah...

but then if it's sex in a car, what's artifical about it? Except possibly her orgasm and his sincerity...