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wrong, wrong, wrong.

Female organ scented perfume.

Google it yourself.

Locked in...

That's... it? Your entire discussion?


What more can be said?

I mean, really?

Aside from the obvious sushi/lesbian jokes.

The fact that this is a real product simply renders one speechless.

God save capitalism.

How long before the Ron Popiel commercials?

[QUOTE=EchoVect;13118024]wrong, wrong, wrong.


That's... it? Your entire discussion?

I don't know about that product being wrong, but you posting a link with lots of nudity in it certainly is. I'd suggest you delete it before a Mod catches you. :)

Put a warning nudity notice in your post, please.

Put a warning nudity notice in your post, please.
Yeah, seriously, I'm in my parents' kitchen.

What more can be said?

I mean, really?

Aside from the obvious sushi/lesbian jokes.

The fact that this is a real product simply renders one speechless.

God save capitalism.

How long before the Ron Popiel commercials?

The sushi jokes would be wasted, I think.

I'm not seeing what is 'wrong', except that you apparently haven't read the forum rules.

Yeah, seriously, I'm in my parents' kitchen.

Yeah, I nearly fell victim to the "what're you lookin' at?!" misunderstanding.

MEIN GOTT, AIIEE! (a bit...)

it doesn't matter what I do, I just know I'm going to find that in my Christmas stocking :(

I wouldn't say its a bad thing more just weird and uncomfortable when you ponder from whom it came from (let that sink in a bit)

MEIN GOTT, AIIEE! (a bit...)

That was quite dramatic, I must say. Do I detect sarcasm?

I wouldn't say its a bad thing more just weird and uncomfortable when you ponder from whom it came from (let that sink in a bit)

That would be a big strike against it... so, you've been wondering all summer where mom is getting her extra income....

Yeah, I nearly fell victim to the "what're you lookin' at?!" misunderstanding.
Yeah, really.

Although in general, what's wrong with such a perfume? Mine usually smells quite nice.

That would be a big strike against it... so, you've been wondering all summer where mom is getting her extra income....

I wonder if you can send it back if theres a hair :confused:

Mine usually smells quite nice.

you' know its not really supposed to smell of roses right :D

you' know its not really supposed to smell of roses right :D

Roses ain't the only 'nice' smell.

you' know its not really supposed to smell of roses right :D
It still smells good.

Roses ain't the only 'nice' smell.

I am not even sure what roses smell like..

other than smelling like roses...

Roses ain't the only 'nice' smell.

I for one do not wish to pry too much into Dakini's virginal sniffing

I for one do not wish to pry too much into Dakini's virginal sniffing
Haha... virginal...

I am not even sure what roses smell like..

other than smelling like roses...

They smell like 'by any other name'... or something.

It still smells good.

describe it :p (be creative with this one let the surrealist run wild)

I am not even sure what roses smell like..

other than smelling like roses...

petals, though if you get a good whiff you realize that its actually quite soothing (reminds me of my sofa for some reason)

I wouldn't call it wrong, just misguided because I wouldn't call that scent particularly attractive.

(Unless I found the wrong link, because the search term "female organ scented perfume" returns no results on Google)

and this idea wasn't in "boomerang"?! the movie in which Eddie Murphy should build a commercial for a fragrance like this one ...
what's so wrong with it?! tell us ... are you racist?! eheh ...
joking ... anyway ... it would be even better of my chief's perfume ... she smells like some oooooold sitting room tapestry of my oooooold smoking grandpa ... when he's ill and he takes his oooooooold flatulent dog in it not to feel lonely ... (joking again ... it's not so old)

I for one do not wish to pry too much into Dakini's virginal sniffing

:o

You've seen Dakini, right?

anyway ... it would be even better of my chief's perfume ... she smells like some oooooold sitting room tapestry of my oooooold smoking grandpa ... when he's ill and he takes his oooooooold flatulent dog in it not to feel lonely ... (joking again ... it's not so old)

so either your chiefs fucking grandpa or the dog?

Haven't been to the link, so don't know if this applies.

It has been known for a long time that natural smells were more attractive than any perfume. In fact perfume is known to cover the scents that attract the opposite sex.

Some researchers don't even consider it smell, they think it is a whole different sense that have different receptors than those that receive smell.

Haven't been to the link, so don't know if this applies

the site implied that you would

1) apply the stuff on the back of your hand

2) take a good sniff

3) do something with lots of passion

who is this marketed to?

as a woman, i have all of that scent that i need. if i want it more pronounced its easy enough to spread it around some.

it would be rather useless for men unless some gay guy wants to attract straight men--not a good idea really.

but i suppose if you can sell water for $2/bottle you can sell pussy scent to those who have plenty of it already...

That was quite dramatic, I must say. Do I detect sarcasm?
No, I'm just allergic to negligées.

Actually, after giving the matter some serious thought, I demand equal product representation for the other half of the species.

The "female" perfume is marketed under the name "Vulva"

Perhaps the "male" perfume (cologne?) should be labeled "Sweaty Jock"?

Someone is making a fool's fortune with this.....we might as well get in on the action.

Probably sell "Sweaty Jock" by the 55 gallon drum in places like South Beach.............

so either your chiefs fucking grandpa or the dog?

... where's the smiley of my stomach crawling up the oesophagus and dance "candyman" on the floor provoking my grandpa's dog to let its stomach to climb back to its mouth and suffocate my trimmings for their (not mine) horrible musical taste?! where is it?!

Yeah, seriously, I'm in my parents' kitchen.

Who has a computer in their kitchen?

or is it a laptop?

Who has a computer in their kitchen?

or is it a laptop?
It's a desktop.

My mom uses it to look up recipes/everyone uses it when my dad is playing games on the better computer.

Well... That's pretty rank.

Next up: sweaty asscrack?

I suggest you guys google what ambergris and musk really are (and they are components of very expensive perfumes).

I'll wait. :)

I suggest you guys google what ambergris and musk really are (and they are components of very expensive perfumes).

I'll wait. :)



:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Sperm whale vomit and deer..... ewww.....

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Sperm whale vomit and deer..... ewww.....

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecisely.

wrong, wrong, wrong.

Female organ scented perfume.

Google it yourself.

i want to fuck you in the arse.

i want to fuck you in the arse.

*smacks Infinite Revolution in the back of the head, ala Snape in the Order of the Phoenix movie.*

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Sperm whale vomit and deer..... ewww.....

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecisely.

I always thought ambergris was whale BLUBBER or fat. :confused:

Sperm whale vomit

Er.. how do they go about collecting that?

you guys really need to get a life and if you under 18 Dakini you should be ashamed of you self advertising you smell nice :cool:

you guys really need to get a life and if you under 18 Dakini you should be ashamed of you self advertising you smell nice :cool:

It's a n00b! Poke it! And pies! *throws pies*

It's interesting........[still don't know what to make of this]

Er.. how do they go about collecting that?

Moustache squeezings.

*smacks Infinite Revolution in the back of the head, ala Snape in the Order of the Phoenix movie.*
*comes*

Moustache squeezings.

Ah. Of course.

oh my god. :eek:

whose now?...