# How to dump your girfriend..
OceanDrive2
08-10-2007, 15:39
over the years Ive seen a lot of NSG boys -or girls- struggling about the way to dump da Girlfriend,
its no secret that ##(me) likes the simple, straightforward way.. ;)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/742124/how_to_dump_your_girlfriend/
In before the move to spam? I expect so.
The best way to get rid of a girlfriend, however, is to act as if you don't know her. She'll either get the picture or think you're crazy.
Demented Hamsters
08-10-2007, 16:00
In before the move to spam? I expect so.
The best way to get rid of a girlfriend, however, is to act as if you don't know her. She'll either get the picture or think you're crazy.
naw. best way is to tell her that you think her mum's hot and drop hints about a 3some.
If that fails, tell her that her dad's got a cute ass and bring up the issue of pegging.
Barringtonia
08-10-2007, 16:03
"It's not you, it's my friends, they hate you"
FreedomEverlasting
08-10-2007, 17:05
Why would you want to make up stories and lies just to dump a girl? When you can just
1. Be yourself.
2. Tell her what you think. If you think her hair look like crap, let her know. If you think her perfume stinks, let her know. If she wants to talk interrupt her to make sure she knows what you think.
3. If you need to cook, ask her to do it. If you need to wash your clothes, ask her to do it. If you need a house clean, ask her to do it.
4. Go out to movies/dinner and ask her to pay.
5. If she start bitching and crying about how you don't care. Tell her the truth. Let her know you really don't care, that this is how you are and she should leave if she don't like it, and tell her she's ugly while you are at it.
If all this fails, why would you want to dump the girl to begin with?
Edwinasia
08-10-2007, 17:23
"Darling, I have to confess. The sex with your mother is superior than ours."
over the years Ive seen a lot of NSG boys -or girls- struggling about the way to dump da Girlfriend,
its no secret that ##(me) likes the simple, straightforward way.. ;)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/742124/how_to_dump_your_girlfriend/
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
In before the move to spam? I expect so.
The best way to get rid of a girlfriend, however, is to act as if you don't know her. She'll either get the picture or think you're crazy.
Or think you're like every other guy on the planet.
Naturality
08-10-2007, 17:54
Just tell her how you feel/don't feel. If she doesn't get that. Tell her to hit the road jack.
Ruby City
08-10-2007, 18:52
Why not just tell her the whole truth about why you're dumping her and then stop dating her, throw her out or move out depending on situation?
Depends on the situation but in most cases I imagine I'd feel better knowing I stood up for myself and threw it in her face then knowing I lied, wriggled and crawled to escape. And if you do some revenge thing it just shows you feel so hurt and humiliated you couldn't just shrug it off and walk away.
Saige Dragon
08-10-2007, 19:18
Get out da house bitch, befo ah smack you wun.
Tell her you're pregnant.
Honourable Angels
08-10-2007, 20:04
Why would you want to make up stories and lies just to dump a girl? When you can just
1. Be yourself.
2. Tell her what you think. If you think her hair look like crap, let her know. If you think her perfume stinks, let her know. If she wants to talk interrupt her to make sure she knows what you think.
3. If you need to cook, ask her to do it. If you need to wash your clothes, ask her to do it. If you need a house clean, ask her to do it.
4. Go out to movies/dinner and ask her to pay.
5. If she start bitching and crying about how you don't care. Tell her the truth. Let her know you really don't care, that this is how you are and she should leave if she don't like it, and tell her she's ugly while you are at it.
If all this fails, why would you want to dump the girl to begin with?
Becuase we enjoy living in a land of the humour monkeys :)
New Manvir
08-10-2007, 21:14
Three simple words:
I AM GAY
HC Eredivisie
08-10-2007, 21:15
Three simple words:
I AM GAYYou're a happy Spartacus?
Three simple words:
I AM GAY
If you were dating someone of the same gender and wanting to dump them, you could always claim to be straight too!
Ultraviolent Radiation
08-10-2007, 21:43
With a dump truck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dump_truck)
Lackadaisical1
08-10-2007, 22:28
Why would you want to make up stories and lies just to dump a girl? When you can just
1. Be yourself.
2. Tell her what you think. If you think her hair look like crap, let her know. If you think her perfume stinks, let her know. If she wants to talk interrupt her to make sure she knows what you think.
3. If you need to cook, ask her to do it. If you need to wash your clothes, ask her to do it. If you need a house clean, ask her to do it.
4. Go out to movies/dinner and ask her to pay.
5. If she start bitching and crying about how you don't care. Tell her the truth. Let her know you really don't care, that this is how you are and she should leave if she don't like it, and tell her she's ugly while you are at it.
If all this fails, why would you want to dump the girl to begin with?
lol, this is actually what I do to my g/f along with telling her her mom is hotter, and her cousin and that I wanted to bang them all together but she still won't leave me alone.
New Limacon
08-10-2007, 22:53
You'll need your helpful neighbors for this one:
Invite her to your house for dinner
Bring your neighbors into your house, and start to eat dinner with them
When she comes to your house, run to the door and say, "Didn't you get my message? I forgot that they would be here."
When your neighbors ask (as you've planned) who is at the door, awkwardly introduce your girlfriend as a co-worker. Make sure there is a female neighbor who acts very cold and suspicious
The next day, tell your girlfriend "the truth," that you are really married and have kids. Explain, though, that you don't really love your wife, and if your girlfriend is willing to help, you have a great plan to get rid of her
If your girlfriend is actually willing to help you kill your "wife," tell her this was a test and she failed. Otherwise, she should be more than happy to leave.
The Blaatschapen
09-10-2007, 00:02
What about just immigrating to um..... Belgium or any other chaotic place in the world where you'll be hard to find? :p
FreedomEverlasting
09-10-2007, 00:32
lol, this is actually what I do to my g/f along with telling her her mom is hotter, and her cousin and that I wanted to bang them all together but she still won't leave me alone.
Wow, never seen that one coming. What makes her so intolerable that you have to dump her no matter what? Or you just like someone else? Most guys can only wish they have a girl who will put up with them unconditionally like that.