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If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you want to be in?

Chandelier
06-10-2007, 13:49
So I want to know which house you would prefer to be in or which house you think the sorting hat would place you in if you went to Hogwarts in Harry Potter.

I would probably want to be in either Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, and I would probably be placed in Hufflepuff, since I am crazy about working hard and feel like a slacker sometimes even when I've done hours and hours of homework.

So would you be in Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, or Slytherin?
Soheran
06-10-2007, 13:52
Definitely Ravenclaw.
Babelistan
06-10-2007, 14:11
slytherin or ravenclaw, most likely slytherin.
Vanek Drury Brieres
06-10-2007, 14:15
Gryffindor/Ravenclaw. I'll go with Gryffindor on the poll.
EchoVect
06-10-2007, 14:33
Rubeus Hagrid's house, of course!

The rest are just cliques...........heeheehee
Dryks Legacy
06-10-2007, 14:36
Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff. Not quite sure how my procrastination (yet I still seem to work harder than a lot of people)/intelligence/loyalty actually balances out.
Katganistan
06-10-2007, 15:42
Gryffindor, of course.

Who'd wanna be a Slytherin -- only two worth bothering about anyhow -- Severus Snape and Nigellius Black (the headmaster in the painting).
Lunatic Goofballs
06-10-2007, 15:52
Gryffindor. I'd like to think I'm smart enough to be in Ravenclaw, but that's not exactly my defining charcteristic. :p
Upper Botswavia
06-10-2007, 16:32
I would rather be a professor.
Anti-Social Darwinism
06-10-2007, 17:26
I would start my own house - The Upstart Mudbloods
Barringtonia
06-10-2007, 17:43
I would start my own house - The Upstart Mudbloods

I'd be in a new house as well - the nondescripts - for those who thought they made a difference yet, in actuality, were never noticed at all.
Kiryu-shi
06-10-2007, 18:22
Whichever house they sort me into, of course.
Evil Turnips
06-10-2007, 18:37
Whichever house they sort me into, of course.

You ask him you know. I asked him for me.

[/Harry Potter]
Naturality
06-10-2007, 18:39
I had no clue, so I took a test. http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=sortinghat

I figured I'd get Hufflepuff from it's description.. but I got Ravenclaw.

Meh.. took a different test and got Gryffindor. I'll just choose Hufflepuff.
Chandelier
06-10-2007, 19:05
I had no clue, so I took a test. http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=sortinghat

I figured I'd get Hufflepuff from it's description.. but I got Ravenclaw.

Meh.. took a different test and got Gryffindor. I'll just choose Hufflepuff.

For that one it gave me Hufflepuff as my top result and Ravenclaw as my second.
Razuma
06-10-2007, 19:12
I had no clue, so I took a test. http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=sortinghat

I figured I'd get Hufflepuff from it's description.. but I got Ravenclaw.

Meh.. took a different test and got Gryffindor. I'll just choose Hufflepuff.

I took it and got slytherin which I also chose.
Skaladora
06-10-2007, 19:12
This is a good question. I have to say it would probably be between Gryffindor and Slytherin; I possess the moral values one might associate with Gryffindor, but at the same time I'm a very intellectual, curious man with a penchant for elitism.

All told, I think I'd end up in Slytherin, only I wouldn't be one of the jerks from that house like Malfoy and his posse. I've always found it a bit sad Rowling never showed us the decent folks that did end up in that house, but always focused on the rotten apples instead.

Edit: Turns out I'm Ravenclaw after all. Must be because I wasn't ambitious and/or machavellian enough for Slytherin, and I had forgotten Ravenclaw valued intellectual prowess as well.
Chandelier
06-10-2007, 19:42
This is a good question. I have to say it would probably be between Gryffindor and Slytherin; I possess the moral values one might associate with Gryffindor, but at the same time I'm a very intellectual, curious man with a penchant for elitism.

All told, I think I'd end up in Slytherin, only I wouldn't be one of the jerks from that house like Malfoy and his posse. I've always found it a bit sad Rowling never showed us the decent folks that did end up in that house, but always focused on the rotten apples instead.

Edit: Turns out I'm Ravenclaw after all. Must be because I wasn't ambitious and/or machavellian enough for Slytherin, and I had forgotten Ravenclaw valued intellectual prowess as well.

She doesn't show very much of Hufflepuff at all, either...
Kiryu-shi
06-10-2007, 19:50
She doesn't show very much of Hufflepuff at all, either...

Cedric Diggory was the biggest, right? And that Ernie kid, maybe?
The Ailisian Cities
06-10-2007, 19:52
Mmm... According to the test I should be in Gryffindor but personally I thought I'd end up in Slytherin. I would have preffered the latter. Bugger.
Chandelier
06-10-2007, 19:55
Cedric Diggory was the biggest, right? And that Ernie kid, maybe?

Yeah. But it's the one house where we never got to see the common room...
Kiryu-shi
06-10-2007, 20:01
Yeah. But it's the one house where we never got to see the common room...

Yeah, they were muchly underrepresented.
Arcticity
06-10-2007, 20:03
I took that test to, it said Gryffindor, but I chose Ravenclaw in the poll.
However, on second thought, maybe Gryffindor is a better choice.
Egg and chips
06-10-2007, 20:08
Considering how blatently evil and cowardly JK rowling wrote slytherin, I'm suprised anyone would pick it.


Ravenclaw for me.
Imperial isa
06-10-2007, 20:09
Whichever house they sort me into, of course.

mm like where i end up thanks to it
Velkya
06-10-2007, 20:13
Delta House.

TOGA PARTY!
The Blaatschapen
06-10-2007, 20:21
Gryffindor, of course.

Who'd wanna be a Slytherin -- only two worth bothering about anyhow -- Severus Snape and Nigellius Black (the headmaster in the painting).

I'd probably be in Gryffindor, I'm too lazy nowadays to study to be in Ravenclaw:D

That said, I disagree with Kat about Slytherin, Horace Slughorn is cool :cool:
The Parkus Empire
06-10-2007, 20:28
So I want to know which house you would prefer to be in or which house you think the sorting hat would place you in if you went to Hogwarts in Harry Potter.

I would probably want to be in either Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, and I would probably be placed in Hufflepuff, since I am crazy about working hard and feel like a slacker sometimes even when I've done hours and hours of homework.

So would you be in Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, or Slytherin?

Is not Hufflepuff also the house of left-overs? Anyway: Griffindor: no, I'm not that nice; Slytherin: no, I'm not that egotistical, and Hermoine is my favorite character; Hufflepuff: no, I'm way too lazy; Ravenclaw: yes, I talk considerably and use overly-encumbering words.
Attirance
06-10-2007, 20:28
You have to realize that Slytherin is for the ambitious. JK tried to pull it off in the beginning, that Slytherin isn't necessarily bad, but then again we all know JK never could write for things she herself didn't like. The books are VERY VERY favoritist.

I chose Slytherin because based on the official descriptions, Slytherin seems like a pretty cool house:


You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

(From Mugglenet):

Gryffindor

Founded by Godric Gryffindor, whose symbol is the Lion, members of the Gryffindor house are favored for their bravery, which can be defined in many forms.

Slytherin

Founded by Salazaar Slytherin, whose symbol is the Serpent, members of the Slytherin house are catagorized for cunning, or, in simpler terms, street-smarts. They know how to survive on their own and, being ambitious as well, they generally like having their way and intend to go far with it. Not all Slytherins are Purebloods. Voldemort wasn’t one, and neither is Snape.

Ravenclaw

Founded by Rowenna Ravenclaw, whose symbol is the Bird of Prey, members of the Ravenclaw house are chosen and sorted through a desire to learn. A character needn't be a genius prior to enrolling in order to belong here. Always inquisitive, a Ravenclaw can tend to be the first to try something new, but it can also mean a Ravenclaw character is a terrible gossip as well. Their tendancies make it hard for them to make friends outside of their own house at times.

Hufflepuff

Founded by Helga Hufflepuff, whose symbol is the badger, members of the Hufflepuff house are loyal. As described by the Sorting Hat, Helga wished to accept everyone into her house that did not fit anywhere else, or were too eclectic. Those who were became eternally grateful, but also intent upon proving their house was just as worthy as any other's, hence their penchant for hard work.
Rhursbourg
06-10-2007, 20:32
The Public House
Ruby City
06-10-2007, 20:34
Ravenclaw seems to be the geekiest house in a super geeky school so thats sadly where I'd end up.:(
Chandelier
06-10-2007, 20:37
Is not Hufflepuff also the house of left-overs? Anyway: Griffindor: no, I'm not that nice; Slytherin: no, I'm not that egotistical, and Hermoine is my favorite character; Hufflepuff: no, I'm way too lazy; Ravenclaw: yes, I talk considerably and use overly-encumbering words.

I'm smart and focused on learning enough to be a Ravenclaw, but it's just not what distinguishes me. If I wasn't as hard-working as I am, I wouldn't be 1st in my class at my school, because there are plenty of people who are about as smart as me and a few who are smarter, but I work harder and take more difficult classes that assign more homework (and I do all of the homework). I guess I also get really worked up about things that I don't see as just, so that might be a reason, too.
Araraukar
06-10-2007, 20:40
Slytherin, definitely. I like being evil. :p

EDIT: That said, I'm not anti-Gryff or anti-anyotherhouse, I just would prefer to be a cunning, ambitious, egotistical, slightly evil witch or wizard... XD
Soviestan
07-10-2007, 20:07
The one that emma watson is in. :p [only kidding/]
Intestinal fluids
07-10-2007, 20:21
House Elf. Doh!
Dalmatia Cisalpina
07-10-2007, 20:36
Ravenclaw.
United Chicken Kleptos
07-10-2007, 20:55
I'd be in the anti-wizardry house. Bloody fantasy fans...
Sonnveld
08-10-2007, 02:32
I waver back and forth between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. I'm not a workaholic but I'm not afraid of hard work and believe in fairness. I have a knack for perception and wit, but sometimes I'm just too tired to think. Gimme a comfy chair, a fine book, and pass the hot cocoa.

The books state several times that the House doesn't make the person and most of the characters show qualities that would suit them to other Houses than the one they're in. Even the Sorting Hat allows for personal preference.

Harry and Sirius: Born to Slytherin, sorted into Gryffindor.
Hermione: Would have done well in Ravenclaw, sorted into Gryffindor.
Snape: In Slytherin, brave enough to be a Gryffindor.
Hagrid: Very attuned to the earth, in Gryffindor.

Even Dumbledore admitted that he thought the school sorted kids into Houses prematurely.
Theodosis X
08-10-2007, 02:38
Ravenclaw, so I could shack up with Cho Chang (she was a hotty).
Sylvonia
08-10-2007, 02:41
I have the drive to do well enough in Ravenclaw, and I'm constantly thinking, BUT I tend to help others before myself, I'm not afraid to work hard, and I believe that betrayal is the worst sin of them all, so that drops the Huffelpuff house upon me. It's a close call really.
Dakini
08-10-2007, 02:43
I had no clue, so I took a test. http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=sortinghat

I figured I'd get Hufflepuff from it's description.. but I got Ravenclaw.

Meh.. took a different test and got Gryffindor. I'll just choose Hufflepuff.
How the hell do you get results out of this one? I keep getting sent to stupid offers.
Cookesland
08-10-2007, 03:12
Gryffindor
Sonnveld
08-10-2007, 03:46
Wow, quite a number of borderline Hufflepuff/Ravenclaws here!

We stand between the Earth and Sky.

Took the posted test and got sorted into Ravenclaw (again).

A few other good ones:

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html
Hufflepuff 12
Ravenclaw 12
Gryffindor 11
Slytherin 7

http://www.personalitylab.org/tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm
Ravenclaw 92
Hufflepuff 83
Gryffindor 79
Slytherin 54

http://sorting-hat.com/sorthatq.htm
Ravenclaw

http://www.bactroid.net/sorting_hat.php
Ravenclaw 18 points
Hufflepuff 11 points
Slytherin 8 points
Gryffindor 8 points

http://quizfarm.com/quiz_repository/new/167222/
Ravenclaw 79%
Gryffindor 78%
Hufflepuff 73%
Slytherin 68%
Layarteb
08-10-2007, 03:50
Gryffindor but Slitherin is appealing just too many douchewads there.
New Manvir
08-10-2007, 04:11
I'm Gandalf....I don't need no skool....
Katganistan
08-10-2007, 04:19
Ravenclaw, so I could shack up with Cho Chang (she was a hotty).

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13115201#post13115201

Yup, there's true Christian morality for you.
The Parkus Empire
08-10-2007, 04:21
I'm Gandalf....I don't need no skool....

I defeat you, arrogant moon-calf, for I am...RHIALTO THE MARVELOUS!

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/60000199/Images/14/IMPPEL017.jpg
The Vuhifellian States
08-10-2007, 04:24
I'd be the guy reading about your silly adventures in a book.
Intestinal fluids
08-10-2007, 11:33
I am a great, powerful and mighty wizard! They call me...........Tim.
Ifreann
08-10-2007, 11:36
Whichever one has the best parties. In fact, I'm making my own house. Animal house.
New Tacoma
08-10-2007, 11:45
I would love to be in Gryffindor.

Although knowing my luck I'd end up in Hufflepuff.
Pure Metal
08-10-2007, 12:48
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, methinks
Cameroi
08-10-2007, 13:53
i'd be living in a quad accross the street, working part time, once i got the magical hang of putting extra hours in a day to get some decent sleep, and probably just auditing classess. or matriculated but not taking any and hanging out at the library instead. especially whatever equivelant of an engineering section the library might have.

because a, that's just how i am

and b, i still haven't gotten arround to reading any of the damd books or seeing the movies and i still want/intend very much to do so. i just haven't yet found enough round tuits yet to do so.

=^^=
.../\...

according to selectsmart, ravenclaw appearantly.
haven't a clue though really.
i do know i've never risided in a fraturnaty nor on campus dorm though, at any of the colleges or universitities i HAVE attended. and i've tended to take classes here and there on and off for a number of years of my life. never really used anything i've learned in any of them other then for hobbies and my own amusement. but i DO love university engineering libraries. and wish i was living either where i could easily get to one. or out in the boonies. one or the othere or both. both would be pure heavin.

i've always lived in cheep off campus flops, though i did one time have a gf who lived in a mixed gender dorm. that was pretty cool. i still would rather live in an off campus flop then any sort of on campus housing. even at hoqwarts if such a thing is possible there. ha, i'd probably live in a tree in the neighboring forrest if there is/was such a thing.

and occasionally having the goddess of all the little creatures in the forrest over for tea.

i'd probably be one of the guys who worked in the kitchen or fixed the cafeteria vending machines.

=^^=
.../\...
The blessed Chris
08-10-2007, 14:15
meh. I got Slytherin, although I've always fancied myself as a Ravenclaw.

More depressingly, I had to put 18-35 as opposed to younger than 18. Holy fuck, I'm actually growing up:eek:
Allanea
08-10-2007, 14:26
Slytherin just to be contrarian and because I read too much Dramione fics.
Infinite Revolution
08-10-2007, 14:42
the facebook quiz i did said i would be in ravenclaw. which is odd because aren't they about working hard and achieving stuff? i'm much more about getting by on the minimum effort/underhanded means.
Thracedon
08-10-2007, 17:06
Ravenclaw... brains over bravery, niceness and nastiness any day. The purity of thought. Plus it has Luna Lovegood... what more do you need?
The Parkus Empire
08-10-2007, 22:07
Ravenclaw... brains over bravery, niceness and nastiness any day. The purity of thought. Plus it has Luna Lovegood... what more do you need?

Just so.
Bann-ed
08-10-2007, 22:36
:eek:
I took the quiz and got Slytherin as my #1 result..
But I am not cunning, particularly ambitious, and far from Machiavellian..

So I am going with my #2 result of Hufflepuff, even though I think it has the most ridiculous name ever. :p
Peisandros
08-10-2007, 22:41
I got Gryffindor on that random test thing, mmm.
Probably would have prefered Ravenclaw.
The Parkus Empire
08-10-2007, 22:47
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13115201#post13115201

Yup, there's true Christian morality for you.

Ain't tha' da twit that says gay weddings should be banned?
Theodosis X
08-10-2007, 23:20
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13115201#post13115201

Yup, there's true Christian morality for you.


Hey, she was a fox. You can't blame me.
The Parkus Empire
09-10-2007, 00:24
Hey, she was a fox. You can't blame me.

I sure as **** can. Hypocrites are the worst scum of the Earth. Now shut-up unless you are actually intending to run for office, then you're fine.
The Parkus Empire
09-10-2007, 00:25
Hey, she was a fox. You can't blame me.


Besides, Luna is the best. :)
Creepy Lurker
09-10-2007, 00:35
Ravenclaw. Then I could be best pals with Luna Lovegood!

YAY! :D


Ravenclaw... brains over bravery, niceness and nastiness any day. The purity of thought. Plus it has Luna Lovegood... what more do you need?

Great minds and all that ;)
Kryozerkia
09-10-2007, 01:15
For some reason, I think Slytherin...
Majority 12
09-10-2007, 01:29
Isn't it Hufflepuff that gets all the ones the other houses cream off? If so, Hufflepuff.

Seriously, there'd have to be some interesting folks there.
Neo Kervoskia
09-10-2007, 01:55
Definitely not Poofterpuff or Huffleshuffle or whatever the hell it's called.
Kiryu-shi
09-10-2007, 01:55
Hyprocrites you mean?

Unless you mean to say that a certain Greek physician is the worst scum of the Earth?

Or http://gallery.danoz.net/d/8700-3/hippo_crate.jpg ?
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 01:56
I sure as **** can. Hippocrates are the worst scum of the Earth. Now shut-up unless you are actually intending to run for office, then you're fine.

Hyprocrites you mean?

Unless you mean to say that a certain Greek physician is the worst scum of the Earth?
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 02:02
Or http://gallery.danoz.net/d/8700-3/hippo_crate.jpg ?

That picture link is a hypocrite, it won't even show its face.
Kiryu-shi
09-10-2007, 02:03
That picture link is a hypocrite, it won't even show its face.

You just go around correcting me, don't you. :(

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/hippo_crate.jpg ?
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 02:09
You just go around correcting me, don't you. :(

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/hippo_crate.jpg ?

I'll try not to make it a hobby.

Rofl! at the picture. :D
Theodosis X
09-10-2007, 02:15
Besides, Luna is the best. :)

Maybe if your into freaky gaunt pale skeletons.
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 02:21
Maybe if your into freaky gaunt pale skeletons.

He said 'best'. Which could mean numerous things.

It doesn't mean he thinks the fictional character is attractive.
Theodosis X
09-10-2007, 02:22
He said 'best'. Which could mean numerous things.

It doesn't mean he thinks the fictional character is attractive.


I'm refering to the movie actress.
Bann-ed
09-10-2007, 02:25
I'm refering to the movie actress.

At any rate, he still said 'best'.
Kiryu-shi
09-10-2007, 03:05
I'll try not to make it a hobby.

Rofl! at the picture. :D

Yes! A laugh!
[NS:]The UK in Exile
09-10-2007, 17:09
slytherin, as i would have to go to far less effort and break fewer rules to keep an eye on all the sneaky manipulative bastards.
The Parkus Empire
09-10-2007, 17:21
Hyprocrites you mean?

Unless you mean to say that a certain Greek physician is the worst scum of the Earth?

Ἀσκληπιός pwns all.
GreaterPacificNations
10-10-2007, 07:38
I would want to be in Ravenclaw, but the stupid hat would stick me in Slytherin.
Indri
10-10-2007, 08:04
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2c/Sparklypoo.JPG
Where all Mary Sue's belong.
Orleannia
10-10-2007, 08:23
As the esteemed leader of Orleannia, I attend Hogwarts school. I currently reside in House Ravenclaw, thusly I chose it as my favored residence.
Sonnveld
10-10-2007, 23:39
I found a Hogwarts' online. Seriously, they have courses, a curriculum and sort you into Houses.

It's all roleplayed in the forum (like here), and you e-mail the professors your homework and test answers.

To my profound surprise, I got sorted into Gryffindor, of all things!!

Guess I'm a fiery, brave type underneath...but their Sorting Hat quiz wasn't quite what the book's was. That one took your personal preference into account.

Here's the link:

http://www.hswcw.com/index.php
Chandelier
10-10-2007, 23:58
I found a Hogwarts' online. Seriously, they have courses, a curriculum and sort you into Houses.

It's all roleplayed in the forum (like here), and you e-mail the professors your homework and test answers.

To my profound surprise, I got sorted into Gryffindor, of all things!!

Guess I'm a fiery, brave type underneath...but their Sorting Hat quiz wasn't quite what the book's was. That one took your personal preference into account.

Here's the link:

http://www.hswcw.com/index.php

I prefer HEX. They have you write about yourself and decide where to sort you based on that. I think that's probably more accurate than a multiple choice quiz, as long as you write enough.