NationStates Jolt Archive


Major Celebrity Drug Scandal

Gauthier
05-10-2007, 01:41
Setting a significant leap in the trend of celebrities falling into drug-related problems, famous children's figure Mr. Potato Head has just been implicated as a mule in an Australian ecstasy smuggle.

Drug Runners Recruit Mr. Potato Head (http://news.aol.com/story/ar/_a/drug-runners-recruit-mr-potato-head/20071004085609990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)

Clearly the entertainment industry needs to stand up and take more responsibility for its off-business actions. This is becoming a serious epidemic especially when a large role model such as Mr. Potato Head turns to the wrong side of the law.
UNITIHU
05-10-2007, 01:46
As long as he isn't snorting anything off of a red potato, the Mrs. would be pissed.
Gartref
05-10-2007, 01:57
Update: An Idaho court has just removed his custody rights and taken away his two little spuds.
Intestinal fluids
05-10-2007, 02:15
Update: An Idaho court has just removed his custody rights and taken away his two little spuds.

No no silly the two children are Tater Tots.
JuNii
05-10-2007, 02:31
Update: An Idaho court has just removed his custody rights and taken away his two little spuds.

I hear he had to sell his upper limbs to some third world country via the black market to pay his court fees.

Imagine that. using money from illegal Arms Sales to pay for his legal defense of drug smuggling charge.
Gauthier
05-10-2007, 02:34
I hear he had to sell his upper limbs to some third world country via the black market to pay his court fees.

Imagine that. using money from illegal Arms Sales to pay for his legal defense of drug smuggling charge.

:D:D:D:D:D

And Mr. Potato Head continues falling to pieces.
Gartref
05-10-2007, 03:55
I can't believe he got caught - He's usually got his eyes peeled for the cops.
Barringtonia
05-10-2007, 04:10
We've known for a long time that the Potato community tends to get s-mashed.
Gauthier
05-10-2007, 04:11
Mr. Potato Head's lawyers of course are ready to appeel the verdict if he's found guilty of drug smuggling and illegal possession of a controlled substance.
JuNii
05-10-2007, 04:31
I can't believe he got caught - He's usually got his eyes peeled for the cops.

unfortunatly, the cops saw past his fake smile.
Gartref
05-10-2007, 04:31
They just put him on suicide watch.

They're afraid he's going to cash in his chips.
Troglobites
05-10-2007, 04:36
in rehab, do they hook him up to bulb?
Bann-ed
05-10-2007, 04:39
This thread is so baked and buttered with bad puns and allusions that it almost makes me hope for another Famine.
Gartref
05-10-2007, 04:41
I just watched the video of his arrest on You-Tuber.
New Genoa
05-10-2007, 04:43
Who wouldn't put heroin bags in puppies, is what I want to know.
Turquoise Days
05-10-2007, 04:49
I always knew his half-baked career would one day finally go down the tuber.

I so didn't adapt those from the previous two puns.
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Gauthier
05-10-2007, 04:54
Classic tale of tragedy. Uprooted from home and placed in a strange new land, and then when fame and fortune came he couldn't handle it and just started getting fried as an escape.
Gauthier
05-10-2007, 08:51
Who wouldn't put heroin bags in puppies, is what I want to know.

Courtney Love for one. She'd kill the puppies to get to the stuff herself. But it just shows that drug traffickers will try to find every conceivable hiding spot imaginable for their stash. The coke-stuffed bugs and the Bible stuffed with cash are two of my favorites; the latter is also a profound social commentary at the same time.

Also for American members: How much are you willing to bet on how long it takes before this Mr. Potato Head incident becomes a brand new classic episode of Robot Chicken?