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The World's Ending!!!

New Brittonia
02-10-2007, 01:57
This morning I saw the Sun and moon at the same time, is this a sign that the world will end?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-10-2007, 01:59
Yep.
New Brittonia
02-10-2007, 02:02
What? Right next to eachother? A lunar eclipse?

I can usually see the moon in the sky along with the sun.. not that unusual. :p

It isn't

They were far away from each other
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:02
This morning I saw the Sun and moon at the same time, is this a sign that the world will end?

What? Right next to eachother? A lunar eclipse?

I can usually see the moon in the sky along with the sun.. not that unusual. :p
The Parkus Empire
02-10-2007, 02:04
This morning I saw the Sun and moon at the same time, is this a sign that the world will end?

"The sun goes dark! Prepare for the chill!"

-The Eyes of the Overworld, book two of the Dying Earth series.
New Manvir
02-10-2007, 02:05
Clearly the Sun and Moon are collaborating together to wipe us out!!!!!
IL Ruffino
02-10-2007, 02:05
This morning I saw the Sun and moon at the same time, is this a sign that the world will end?

You've never seen that before? Where do you live?
New Zealandium
02-10-2007, 02:06
I oft see them in the sky at the same time. Usually not too near each other, but occasionally both within one glance.
The Blaatschapen
02-10-2007, 02:06
Yep.

Only if they contested in a mud fight with you as judge *nod*
New Brittonia
02-10-2007, 02:06
I oft see them in the sky at the same time. Usually not too near each other, but occasionally both within one glance.

(That's me)
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:09
I oft see them in the sky at the same time. Usually not too near each other, but occasionally both within one glance.

Ye be a true Prophet. :)
Keruvalia
02-10-2007, 02:11
This morning I saw the Sun and moon at the same time, is this a sign that the world will end?

Been nice knowin' ya ...
New Brittonia
02-10-2007, 02:13
Been nice knowin' ya ...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pezalia
02-10-2007, 02:19
This morning I saw the Sun and moon at the same time, is this a sign that the world will end?

Yup. Sure. :rolleyes:
New Brittonia
02-10-2007, 02:20
This is too serious of a matter to use sarcasm.

Infidel.:rolleyes:

Oh. I said that to my friends and they called me retarded
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:20
Yup. Sure. :rolleyes:

This is too serious of a matter to use sarcasm.

Infidel.:rolleyes:
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:27
Oh. I said that to my friends and they called me retarded

Don't listen to the non-believers, they only try to drag you down with them. Get them to repent before it is too late.
Zilam
02-10-2007, 02:30
:eek:

I cannot die a virgin. Quick, find me an unsuspecting person that I may enjoy before all goes boom.
Brewica
02-10-2007, 02:31
no its not :sniper: hehe
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:31
:eek:

I cannot die a virgin. Quick, find me an unsuspecting person that I may enjoy before all goes boom.

*tosses you UnitedStatesOfAmerica-*

He won't even know what hit him. Literally.. no one would even notice you.
:)
Indri
02-10-2007, 02:31
This morning I saw the Sun and moon at the same time, is this a sign that the world will end?
Yes. You should go out and kill a priest and eat his face and heart to ensure a ticket to heaven and great power.
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:36
no its not :sniper: hehe

4/5: For the Gun Smiley First Post.
-1232141/5: For being Horribly Wrong
Overcharging your Credit Card: Priceless.
Zilam
02-10-2007, 02:42
*tosses you UnitedStatesOfAmerica-*

He won't even know what hit him. Literally.. no one would even notice you.
:)


Wait, what the hell are you saying? No one will notice me? Because I think that could be reference to the size of my penis or something. None of that. :p
The Vuhifellian States
02-10-2007, 02:46
Nah, the sun's just the biggest bully in the neighborhood. Why do you think all the planets keep away from him? Poor thing just wants a friend!
Kiryu-shi
02-10-2007, 02:48
:eek:

I cannot die a virgin. Quick, find me an unsuspecting person that I may enjoy before all goes boom.

*hops into lap*
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:49
Wait, what the hell are you saying? No one will notice me? Because I think that could be reference to the size of my penis or something. None of that. :p
:p
Mebbe..

It is just so easy to lose them though. I mean, last time I tried to go to the bathroom, it was missing. He seems to hang around at bars and stuff, picking up scantily clad women... The worst part is, I still really need to use the bathroom.

I see you haven't laid claim to any of the Earth's great landmass. You are welcome in South America if you ever get around to gobbling your portion of the globe.
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:50
Nah, the sun's just the biggest bully in the neighborhood. Why do you think all the planets keep away from him? Poor thing just wants a friend!

It has such a magnetic personality though, all the planets can't help but be attracted and repulsed at the same time.
Troglobites
02-10-2007, 02:51
We must do as the ancient Aztecs: Rip out the hearts of thousands to appease the sun god. of course we have enough members, but I'm not going to lead the ceremony.
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:52
We must do as the ancient Aztecs: Rip out the hearts of thousands to appease the sun god. of course we have enough members, but I'm not going to lead the ceremony.

You can lead the procession up the temple steps. ;)
Zilam
02-10-2007, 02:52
:p
Mebbe..

It is just so easy to lose them though. I mean, last time I tried to go to the bathroom, it was missing. He seems to hang around at bars and stuff, picking up scantily clad women... The worst part is, I still really need to use the bathroom.

I see you haven't laid claim to any of the Earth's great landmass. You are welcome in South America if you ever get around to gobbling your portion of the globe.

I have no clue what you are talking about. May I have some of what you are smoking?
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:53
I have no clue what you are talking about. May I have some of what you are smoking?

I'm not smoking anything but hot, and I don't think I want to give you any of that.

As for the country thing, I was referring to the: Unofficial NSG World Map
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539674
Troglobites
02-10-2007, 02:54
You can lead the procession up the temple steps. ;)

Meh. I beats LEADING the ceremony.

You have to bleed your penis... in front of a crowd.
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 02:55
Meh. I beats LEADING the ceremony.

You have to bleed your penis... in front of a crowd.

I was unaware of that.

My personal preference is to be nowhere near any Aztecs. Even people that smell like Aztecs.
New Zealandium
02-10-2007, 02:57
You can have some of what I'm smoking.

Also this thread reminds me I've never used a gun smiley. :(
Troglobites
02-10-2007, 02:59
I was unaware of that.

My personal preference is to be nowhere near any Aztecs. Even people that smell like Aztecs.

Can you smell them over the 'History Channel'?

SMELLOVISION(R)!!!!!!
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 03:01
Can you smell them over the 'History Channel'?

SMELLOVISION(R)!!!!!!

Yes, that (R) doesn't stand for 'Reserved', it stands for 'Rank'.
Troglobites
02-10-2007, 03:04
Yes, that (R) doesn't stand for 'Reserved', it stands for 'Rank'.

I'd still buy it. I mean, who doesn't want to know what Larry King smells like?
The Vuhifellian States
02-10-2007, 03:10
I'd still buy it. I mean, who doesn't want to know what Larry King smells like?

Moldy cheese? or Burning mercury?
IL Ruffino
02-10-2007, 03:13
A thread about astrology turns into a panic over having sex.

Only on NSG..
Zamberica
02-10-2007, 03:14
why are people replying to this thread? why did i just reply?
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 03:17
A thread about astrology turns into a panic over having sex.

Only on NSG..

Actually, I think the subject of discussion is wether Larry King smells like moldy cheese or burning mercury now.
Iztatepopotla
02-10-2007, 03:27
The world already ended. In 1987, if I remember correctly.
IL Ruffino
02-10-2007, 03:27
Actually, I think the subject of discussion is wether Larry King smells like moldy cheese or burning mercury now.

NSG is a lot more interesting today than it has been lately. I'm liking it, even though I'm not creative enough to participate right now.. =/
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 03:29
NSG is a lot more interesting today than it has been lately. I'm liking it, even though I'm not creative enough to participate right now.. =/

*nods*

but...
"not creative enough to participate right now"
:eek:
The world really is ending!!!!
Kyronea
02-10-2007, 03:43
The world already ended. In 1987, if I remember correctly.

Hey. My birth did not end the world!
Bann-ed
02-10-2007, 03:52
Hey. My birth did not end the world!

But your death will spare it...
*rubs hands together*
muahaha...muahahahaha...MUAHAAHAHAHA!

I imagine that might have been what God was thinking when he poofed up Jesus. *looks up* No offense.
Turquoise Days
02-10-2007, 05:15
But your death will spare it...
*rubs hands together*
muahaha...muahahahaha...MUAHAAHAHAHA!

I imagine that might have been what God was thinking when he poofed up Jesus. *looks up* No offense.

BZZZZZZTT
*smokes*


FSM is angry.
Gataway
02-10-2007, 05:53
According to the Mayans and such the world ends in like 2013 or something like that..those silly ancient peoples..
The Brevious
02-10-2007, 06:10
Clearly the Sun and Moon are collaborating together to wipe us out!!!!!

Not wipe out, persay, so much as colluding to keep a particular guy in a Gilliam short awake.
The Brevious
02-10-2007, 06:11
According to the Mayans and such the world ends in like 2013 or something like that..those silly ancient peoples..

Hey, Mulder figured it out too.