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Yorkshire invaded by mysterious carvings!

Call to power
01-10-2007, 15:34
Carvings riddle stumps villagers


Puzzled residents across Yorkshire are turning detective after mysterious stone heads were left outside their properties in the dead of night.

Each of the heads, which are up to a foot tall, looks different but all feature the same carving - which appears to spell out the word "paradox" - and a note bearing the riddle: "Twinkle twinkle like a star does love blaze less from afar?"

BBC link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7022091.stm)

so who do you think this means? the end of the world? a spice girls reunion stunt?

solve the mystery!
Khadgar
01-10-2007, 15:41
I read the title as "Cravings" I thought they all had the munchies.
Ifreann
01-10-2007, 15:42
This looks like a job for:
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/horatio460.jpg


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Call to power
01-10-2007, 15:43
I read the title as "Cravings" I thought they all had the munchies.

I wish I had enough marijuana to get the population of Yorkshire stoned :p
The_pantless_hero
01-10-2007, 15:43
I smell a publicity stunt!
Smunkeeville
01-10-2007, 15:47
I read the title as "Cravings" I thought they all had the munchies.

me too! I thought everyone was craving Yorkshire pudding...then I couldn't remember if I know what Yorkshire pudding even is.....:confused:
HC Eredivisie
01-10-2007, 15:52
I smell a publicity stunt!Sorry, that was just me you smelled.
Risottia
01-10-2007, 15:55
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so who do you think this means? the end of the world? a spice girls reunion stunt?


I think it's been Mr.Bean's attempt at Modigliani.
Ifreann
01-10-2007, 16:25
I have no idea, but my hat is off to the, erm, culprit?

Why'd they call the police again?

Those carvings might have been bombs cleverly disguised as carvings.
Batuni
01-10-2007, 16:28
I have no idea, but my hat is off to the, erm, culprit?

Why'd they call the police again?
Isidoor
01-10-2007, 16:34
or it's a publicity stunt or an artist.
Extreme Ironing
01-10-2007, 16:35
I love how this made national news.

And I know how it happened: the butler did it.
Ifreann
01-10-2007, 16:37
or it's a publicity stunt or an artist.

I love how this made national news.

And I know how it happened: the butler did it.

The butler is an artist?
Isidoor
01-10-2007, 16:41
The butler is an artist?

many butlers live a secrete life as avant-garde artist.
Extreme Ironing
01-10-2007, 17:11
many butlers live a secrete life as avant-garde artist.

Who knows what else the butlers get up to, one would have to infiltrate their secret society first and be ready for the horrors that no doubt lurk within.
Nodinia
01-10-2007, 17:11
a spice girls reunion stunt?

From the article -

"They're a bit like gargoyles really,....."

Going on that, it must be the spice things....
Sumamba Buwhan
01-10-2007, 17:56
Awww, I want one!

Though it looks harmless I can see why some might want to call police. I'd probably feel that I am the target of some mysterious persons agenda and not knowing if this is a threat or what, I'd at least like someone to know that I am a possible target for something just in case something happens to me, they can use the carved head as a clue.
Pure Metal
01-10-2007, 17:58
ZOMG! Aliens!!

send the army in!

http://sherrychandler.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/pink_tank.jpg
The Redist Moon
01-10-2007, 18:05
Well looks like the end of the world is here everyone get ready I know I am.
:gundge: :sniper: :mp5:
Khadgar
01-10-2007, 18:10
ZOMG! Aliens!!

send the army in!

http://sherrychandler.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/pink_tank.jpg

The fuzzy ball hanging off the end of the barrel just makes that picture hilarious.
Upper Botswavia
01-10-2007, 18:13
The fuzzy ball hanging off the end of the barrel just makes that picture hilarious.


A tea cozy for a tank! I want to buy a tank just so I can HAVE one of those!!!

Oh, and I like the stone heads too. Whoever the artist is, sounds like he has a big crush on someone. I bet if you find the exact center of the area where all the heads have been placed, it will be the house of some girl he is afraid to talk to but wants to impress. That "twinkle twinkle" bit is what suggests this to me.
Gauthier
01-10-2007, 18:55
the end of the world? a spice girls reunion stunt?

Aren't those one and the same?

I for one think the Weeping Angels really let themselves go.
Mythotic Kelkia
01-10-2007, 19:00
hmm... (http://www.paradox-carving.co.uk/paradox/?idno=1)
Naturality
02-10-2007, 00:45
hmm... (http://www.paradox-carving.co.uk/paradox/?idno=1)

Aha! You solved it! I'm surprised no one at the BBC found this site. LOL

" Billy Johnson lives in Yorkshire and
spends a great deal of time combing
beaches for fossils and rocks which
he later uses in his artwork.

Paradox Carving explores hypnogogic
concepts love, madness and evolution.
He started his latest work on 24th
August 2007 and it is a long term project. "

Or.. is this too easy? Hmmm... :p
Saige Dragon
02-10-2007, 00:53
Hamburgers, duh.
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
02-10-2007, 00:57
Mr. Plum in the garden with a chisel.
Pacificville
02-10-2007, 00:59
Carvings riddle stumps villagers

That is an extremely poorly written headline. There are two possibilities as far as what it is meant to say:

1) Carvings riddles, stumps villagers
2) Carvings' riddle stumps villagers

I think it is the latter.
IL Ruffino
02-10-2007, 01:00
It's Banksy, obv.
New Limacon
02-10-2007, 01:03
So that's where I left my large, carven heads! Thank you, whoever found them.