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so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

do you talk to yourself?

do you make prank calls?

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

*posts in a bit*


But if I posted then everyone would know?

Haha! In all seriousness I love to sing to music I listen to and my singing voice is less than spectacular but I don't sing in the shower, that's just odd. The car on the other hand, fair territory.

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

do you talk to yourself?

do you make prank calls?

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

*posts in a bit*

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

do you talk to yourself?

do you make prank calls?

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

*posts in a bit*
I kill my apartments wireless internet by downloading Gilmore Girls.


:(

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

do you talk to yourself?

do you make prank calls?

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

*posts in a bit*
Bored huh?

If I say anything that people don't know I do, people will know I do it, and then it won't be something people don't know.

However, I do talk to myself.. not frequently.

I also happen to attempt to sing the songs I am listening to on my computer.(but only when no one is around, I am not that mean).

Lets see...*thinks*

I procrastinate a lot? That is kind of obvious though.

Ah.... I post on NSG...:p

I dumpster dive.

yep, you read it.

A few days back I found 25 of those 3 ring binders in a store's dumpster...still in working condition, I took out all the old training manual crap, saved the dividers and cleaned up the binders.......

also, I search though the neighborhood on big trash day, and take things home like extra wood and broken furniture, the girls and I are building a fort, we built a really cool playhouse out of an old wooden bunk bed.

Last month I found a broken footlocker that I spray painted and now use as a coffee table, I keep extra pillows and blankets in it.

I kill my apartments wireless internet by downloading Gilmore Girls.


:(

:p

For some reason when I want to say something, I tend to say it better than I write it. Often I will come up with great wording for something I am working on, but forget it by the time it takes to write down. So I bought myself a tape recorder to basically transcribe to myself. When I am thinking about a work project I tend to talk myself through it and walk around. The more complex it is, the louder and more animated I get. A while ago after working through something complicated I walk out of my office and my assistant Paul looked over at me and went "is someone else in there with you? You sounded like you were having an argument".

I was amused.

Bored huh?

not particularly. Just curious.

I'm Batman!!

I'm Batman!!

no, I'm Batman!!!

:p

it gets worse. They keep resetting the router thinking that is what is making it slow...


you'd think after 2 days they'd get tired of doing that...

I'm Batman!!

Sure...

But do you watch, and actually enjoy watching, Walker Texas Ranger?
Hmm?

it gets worse. They keep resetting the router thinking that is what is making it slow...


you'd think after 2 days they'd get tired of doing that...

I <3 GG, what season are you downloading? I have almost all of them on DVD....

it went downhill after Amy Sherman-Palladino left, but it was still a little bit great.

not particularly. Just curious.
You know what they say?




















Curiousity killed the pussy!!:D

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

do you talk to yourself?

do you make prank calls?

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

*posts in a bit*

I have a secret love affair. Yes, I am somebody's mistress (what a silly word). :D

You know what they say?Curiousity killed the pussy!!:D

"they" say a lot of things. and satisfaction brought it back?

I pray towards the east 5 times a day, and listen to nasheeds and quranic recitations, although I am christian. If my roomies found out about that, I'd be ousted or something.

Also, I dress up as a woman, and make the girl in the basement put lotion on her skin, or else she gets the hose again.

Im not joking either...

:p

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

do you talk to yourself?

do you make prank calls?

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

*posts in a bit*

I talk to myself and refer to myself in the third person. Every does the occasional pick, so that's hardly worth mentioning. I'm quite fond of the prank phone calls...

I dumpster dive, I used to steal endlessly from work, I secretly wish I could pig squeal, even though I hate bands like Job For A Cowboy, and worst of all, it's been over a week since I last washed my hair. :eek:

Like many others apparently, I demonstrate my lack of singing talent by attempting to sing along with my radio, iPod, cd, computer, etc. No matter the song, I try.

I also am always going commando. I bet nobody looking at me knows I am free as a bird under these pants!

I'm very obsessive.

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

Occasionally. When my allergies are bad, blowing my nose is unsuccessful, and I'm alone, I'm not exactly going to worry about etiquette.

do you talk to yourself?

Sure, though mostly just comments like, "...now where did I put my keys?" I sing to myself a LOT, however.

do you make prank calls?

Nope. I don't like making phone calls in general.

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

Oh, most definitely. ;)

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

Does not masturbating count? Everybody doesn't already know I don't do that (although it's been mentioned on these forums at least once before).

I clean my ears far more often than is neccesary. I end up with a Q-tip in my hand practically every time I'm in the bathroom, even if I'm just there to comb my hair. I want to stop, but it's difficult. It's a habit that costs me several cents a week. :(

do you talk to yourself?

All the time.

I <3 GG, what season are you downloading? I have almost all of them on DVD....

it went downhill after Amy Sherman-Palladino left, but it was still a little bit great.
I'm on to season 2 right now.
I personally really like Logan, despite the reduced ability of writers

Well, there's obviously the masturbation. I watch movies, too, though (not porn in this case); I'm totally addicted to http://www.tv-links.co.uk. Schoolwork, video games, and getting into true message board brawls because it's the closest I'll ever come to a fist fight.

:sniper:

I have a passion for popular music from the Soviet Union and Eastern Bloc.

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?Yes. I work in a warehouse, and get globs of dirt collected with mucous there *every work day*, so it behooves me to extract it and either fling it or wipe it on some doorhandles on the way out of the office.

do you talk to yourself?Yes, but i'm a passive listener.

do you make prank calls?Here, i do. I'm afraid of phones after the whole phone sex-turned-rape experience.

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?That REALLY depends on your pov.

*bbl*

I pee in the shower.















Even when I'm not taking a shower.

I take to myself, allot. When I am alone, I do it out loud in a style similar to Homer Simpson. I take to my brain and my brain responds with thoughts that I can here. If other people are around, I talk to myself in my head. I only do it when I am bored, and have no one to talk to, which is basically any time except school and work (work I always have some one to talk to, school I am too tired to be coherent).

I pick my nose too. I basically cannot blow the thing because of sinus problems, so I have to pick it.

I sing to the music in my car. It is ok, because my music is too loud to hear anything over.

I pee in the shower.

Even when I'm not taking a shower.

Classy. :)

I was the gunman behind the grassy knoll.

do you pick your nose?
Who doesn't?
do you talk to yourself?
I hold entire conversations with myself. You never know how much fun bitching about Bush/stupid people(whoops, repeated myself)/police states/the world ending/the news to yourself is until you've tried it.

do you make prank calls?
Not really, don't know why but I don't like using the phone much.

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?
I occasionally sing as well, I use hot chocolate powder, milk and a blender to make chocolate milk, have unusually vivid dreams, and regularly suck on sticks of cinnamon.

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....
everyone already knows you do that)
Nothing really, fapping covers the majority of my secret activities.

I talk to myself, when I'm alone, and even when I think I'm alone but I'm not which can be embarrassing.

I also talk to Amelia, of course she just gives me strange looks and goes back to sleep.

do you pick your nose?

Yes, and I bite my nails, and I pick at scabs too.

do you talk to yourself?

Yes, it's a lot less noisy and easier to think outside my head, and when you're talking the thought doesn't end and turn into something else halfway through as much.

Also I tend to sing along with music a lot and I don't care what anyone else thinks, my head has good acoustics it sounds alright to me.

I have rubber toys in my bathtub that I play with. No they aren't my kids toys! They are mine! All mine! I especially like the purple hippo that sucks water up his butt and shoots it out his nose.

I peek in other peoples medicine cabinets and cupboards. You can learn a lot about a person by the stuff they stash away!

I peek in other peoples medicine cabinets and cupboards. You can learn a lot about a person by the stuff they stash away!

Yes ... but do you do like I do and steal their Xanax?

Yes ... but do you do like I do and steal their Xanax?

LOL naw..... But I have stole make-up and perfume a few times. Oh yeah, and once a really neat mixing bowl from an old lady.

LOL naw..... But I have stole make-up and perfume a few times. Oh yeah, and once a really neat mixing bowl from an old lady.

Hehehe ... awesome. It's essential to have souveniers from your foray(sp) into the nether regions of someone's medicine cabinet.

I bathe. :)

I bathe. :)

With or without a rubber ducky?

I talk with myself frequently. I even talk as I write. I can hold entire discussions with myself. I just pretend that I'm different persons.

I play finger-football(soccer) on my floor. I use a book as goal, then I make a ball out of some paper and use my right hand as the attacking team and my left hand as the defense/goal man.

And I can't sit/stand still when I'm by myself so I always walk around the room or sit/lay down shaking a leg or something.

With or without a rubber ducky?

Exactly. :)

*gasp*

All hope is lost ....

You can't get dirty unless you're clean. *nod*

I enjoy farting in the bathtub.

I bathe. :)

*gasp*

All hope is lost ....

I enjoy farting in the bathtub.

Me too :)

You can't get dirty unless you're clean. *nod*

Ok, LG ... stop answering my posts before they're asked or I'll break out the photoshop of you!

I rent, watch and actually enjoy gay porn. I don't get any "sexual kicks" from it. Actually porn doesn't float my boat at all. And I`m not even gay. Bi-curious perhaps. I don't even know why I do this at all. It`s like comedy to me. It`s so damn funny.

's always good for a laugh or two.

If someone calls me, I sometimes pretend he reached someone else, often pretending they called the psychiatry.

Edit: or if I fear it's a telemarketing droid, I pretend it's the consumer protection agency

sometimes I fabricate entire conversations in my head, and act them out.....I think it's some sign of insanity.

sometimes I fabricate entire conversations in my head, and act them out.....I think it's some sign of insanity.

I do that too!

do you pick your nose?
When needed...
do you talk to yourself?
YEASH.
do you make prank calls?
No, i don't have a landline and it would cost to much on my pay as you go package.
do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

Yes; I sleep with a cuddly toy.

P.s. I haven't seen a fluffle in a while, so FLUFFLE!! :fluffle:

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

I read yaoi manga... :)

when I'm out and about I always seem to say I should really make a thread on this (and that) but never do

I have a large collection of books which make me look academic though I never actually read them

when nobody is around I pee in the sink, it seems to fill me with a sense of superiority

Yes, and I bite my nails, and I pick at scabs too.

yeah but are you cool enough to bite your toenails like me :cool:

Ok, LG ... stop answering my posts before they're asked or I'll break out the photoshop of you!

Wooo! That was an opportune time to have to step away from the computer(Little Goofball woke up). :D

I think everybody knows I sing in the car, but very few people see the full extent of it. I'm talking full rocking-out here, dance moves and steering wheel drumming and belting it out while opening the sun roof, etc. Every so often I remember that there might be somebody driving next to me, and I catch the amused looks.

yeah but are you cool enough to bite your toenails like me :cool:

I think everybody has secretly done that.

sometimes I fabricate entire conversations in my head, and act them out.....I think it's some sign of insanity.

I do that too!

Also, I'm Spartacus.

I think everybody knows I sing in the car, but very few people see the full extent of it. I'm talking full rocking-out here, dance moves and steering wheel drumming and belting it out while opening the sun roof, etc. Every so often I remember that there might be somebody driving next to me, and I catch the amused looks.

Wow. I remember holding onto the seat in front of me in a movie theater and headbanging.

I listen to Avril Lavigne.

Please... don't tell my friends.

I listen to Avril Lavigne.

Please... don't tell my friends.

I like Christina Aguilera. :/

I think everybody knows I sing in the car, but very few people see the full extent of it. I'm talking full rocking-out here, dance moves and steering wheel drumming and belting it out while opening the sun roof, etc. Every so often I remember that there might be somebody driving next to me, and I catch the amused looks.

I do that too. Except for the sun roof, but only because I don't have a sun roof. :)

I like Christina Aguilera. :/

I love Kelly Clarkson :p. (although I've admitted this before, I admit it again)

Like hell I'm spilling my darkest secrets on this forum.

Can't think of any slightly dark secrets though...

*glances at OP* Oh... yeah, I talk to myself sometimes - is that a problem? So what if I like the sound of my own voice.

i like girls aloud, but i think i've mentioned this on here before, and it's only their dancy stuff i like, their ballads are pure shite. i also copied christina aguilera's last album from a friend of mine cuz i liked it.

I do that too!

and me, i thought everyone did. at least i know several people in real life who do.

I think everybody has secretly done that.

i can't reach mine.

and me, i thought everyone did. at least i know several people in real life who do.I'm not quite sure what Smunk's talking about... I occasionally have a dream that's real enough, and so it gets thrown to the back of my mind as a memory. Meaning I will think I have had entire conversations, changing the way I view a person, that never actually happened.

I'm not quite sure what Smunk's talking about... I occasionally have a dream that's real enough, and so it gets thrown to the back of my mind as a memory. Meaning I will think I have had entire conversations, changing the way I view a person, that never actually happened.

i have a terrible memory for conversations (or anything really) and i frequently imagine how conversation i want to have will go sa part of a daydream or ust normal thoughts. sometimes the imagined conversation sticks in my mind enough that i convince myself it has really happened and end up getting confused when stuff doesn't hapen like it was agreed (in my head). my mum does this aswell, she also imagines the conversations while conducting another conversation and inadvertantly flips between them, it can get confusing.

i am also one of those crazy people you see muttering to themselves as they walk down the street or round the supermarket. that's jut me vocalising my thoughts, usually cuz i'm too tired to contain them in any coherent way so i have to externalise them in an audio loop so i don't forget. or something.

I dumpster dive.

yep, you read it.

A few days back I found 25 of those 3 ring binders in a store's dumpster...still in working condition, I took out all the old training manual crap, saved the dividers and cleaned up the binders.......

also, I search though the neighborhood on big trash day, and take things home like extra wood and broken furniture, the girls and I are building a fort, we built a really cool playhouse out of an old wooden bunk bed.

Last month I found a broken footlocker that I spray painted and now use as a coffee table, I keep extra pillows and blankets in it.


I dumpster dive too!! I've been doing that since I was about 11, actually. Seriously awesome fun.

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?

do you pick your nose?

do you talk to yourself?

do you make prank calls?

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)

*posts in a bit*

i pick my nose a lot, i talk to myself, i sometimes sing to myself, i scratch my arse, i like to smell my fingers (NOT related to the arse- (or anywhere else) -scratching :p)... i give hugs to a stuffed pink rabbit called Jeremy (whom i share with my gf), i love cute and nice things, i get nightmares very easily (and as such shy away from scary things...), i still have a picture from the 1st UK NS meet in Manchester on my wall :P

sometimes I fabricate entire conversations in my head, and act them out.....I think it's some sign of insanity.

ooh, and me! especially when i've been on my own for a while (a few hours at least)

I'm not quite sure what Smunk's talking about... I occasionally have a dream that's real enough, and so it gets thrown to the back of my mind as a memory. Meaning I will think I have had entire conversations, changing the way I view a person, that never actually happened.

hmm, i think this is different. this is just voicing two (or more) parts of a conversation yourself. so you're pretending you're talking to someone else (i'm usually answering questions or somesuch) and you're saying both your answers as well as the imaginary other person's questions, for example.


on a related note, i used to have huge imaginary games when i was a kid, whch would last for weeks... usually some kind of imaginary adventure. they got really detailed and had lots of characters and stuff (each of which i'd play out, of course...)

I watch violent rape pornography when I masturbate.

I watch violent rape pornography when I masturbate.

so you watched the rugby today as well :p

or did you see me getting cat food last minuet at that cornershop?

I bleach my hair blond-including my body hair to disguise it. Been doing it so long, everyone thinks I'm a natural blonde.

I bleach my hair blond-including my body hair to disguise it. Been doing it so long, everyone thinks I'm a natural blonde.

Hmm... It seems the blonde on my arms is starting to turn brown, which leaves me to ask you a few questions.

1) Your gender?

2) How often do you dye the hair on your head?

3) How about the hair on your body?

4) Do you do it yourself or at a solan?

I'm not quite sure what Smunk's talking about... I occasionally have a dream that's real enough, and so it gets thrown to the back of my mind as a memory. Meaning I will think I have had entire conversations, changing the way I view a person, that never actually happened.

I mean I literally have conversations in my head, often ones I recently had with other people only this time I say what I really wanted to.....

also, when I was pregnant I would have dreams that hubby pissed me off and I would IRL be mad at him for a few days over what he did in my dream.

I piss blood sometimes, and bloody poopie sometimes. I yell out try to empty my throat really loudly when there isnt anything in my throat or no reason to sneeze and neighbor came complaining one time becuz they can hear... I yell as I twitch when no one is around. I twitch like I am having a seizure and accidentally spit as I yell (sometimes). so ya...I yell like a psycho as I twitch like having a seizure, all at the same time. :mad::headbang::upyours:



here! Twitch!!!! it's coming again!!!!!!!!! BRB!!!!

edit: whew~! I twitched about 4-5 minutes straight. my head hurts! please duz anyone know how to stop this?! AND ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STOP MY **NIS FROM PISSING BLOOD??!!!?!!

SNIP

hospital is your friend

I piss blood sometimes, and bloody poopie sometimes. I yell out try to empty my throat really loudly when there isnt anything in my throat or no reason to sneeze and neighbor came complaining one time becuz they can hear... I yell as I twitch when no one is around. I twitch like I am having a seizure and accidentally spit as I yell (sometimes). so ya...I yell like a psycho as I twitch like having a seizure, all at the same time. :mad::headbang::upyours:



here! Twitch!!!! it's coming again!!!!!!!!! BRB!!!!

edit: whew~! I twitched about 4-5 minutes straight. my head hurts! please duz anyone know how to stop this?! AND ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STOP MY **NIS FROM PISSING BLOOD??!!!?!!

As your attourney, I advise you to rent a fast car with no top.

so, confession time, what are some things you do that nobody else knows about?well... let's see...

do you pick your nose? yes.

do you talk to yourself? Yes.

do you make prank calls? ... only to people I know and I let them know I'm joking. so... yes/no.

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?
>.>

<.<

Yes.

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that) can you keep a secret?
cuz I can.

I mean I literally have conversations in my head, often ones I recently had with other people only this time I say what I really wanted to.....
heh... amature.

I have full blown arguments in my head. I can literally talk myself out or into doing things.

yes, I've even pissed myself off.

I go on NSG and I don't really jack off.

I read yaoi manga... :)

I read yaoi fanfiction... :p

I like Christina Aguilera. :/

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13094006&postcount=61
...we all want to be just a little bit closer, what with the cool belt buckles and piercings and all.
Oh, yes.

I worship Brevious in my closet at night. I have a giant idol of him, made from gum, papers, and other thats that he once possessed.

(+1 for anyone that gets the general reference to the cartoon I am talking about) :D

I worship Brevious in my closet at night. I have a giant idol of him, made from gum, papers, and other thats that he once possessed.

(+1 for anyone that gets the general reference to the cartoon I am talking about) :D

Well .. i don't have a cartoon, but i do keep coming up with Jobu from Major League.

I worship Brevious in my closet at night. I have a giant idol of him, made from gum, papers, and other thats that he once possessed.

(+1 for anyone that gets the general reference to the cartoon I am talking about) :D

Hey Arnold? I remember that episode. It would be quite creepy if someone in real life actually did that.

Hey Arnold? I remember that episode. It would be quite creepy if someone in real life actually did that.

Yay!
+1! for you :)

isn't there something a bit obvious about asking such a question where any answer to it becomes a matter of public record, and may chance to be observed by anyone with access to the net?

obviously anything mentioned here will no longer be anything anyone doesn't or can't at any rate, know about.

so the question becomes, what does everyone have a need to know. certainly a lot more things that mundane world governments aren't telling them then anything i can even begin to immagine to say about myself.

=^^=
.../\...

I google stalk anyone and everyone I meet, even if fleetingly, meaning I can often know things about someone before ever saying two words to them.

In fact, after meeting my new flat mate last week, I google stalked him. He did likewise. It made introductions much more interesting.

....m'kay.
You sound like Damon.

I google stalk anyone and everyone I meet, even if fleetingly, meaning I can often know things about someone before ever saying two words to them.

In fact, after meeting my new flat mate last week, I google stalked him. He did likewise. It made introductions much more interesting.

i have a terrible memory for conversations (or anything really) and i frequently imagine how conversation i want to have will go sa part of a daydream or ust normal thoughts. sometimes the imagined conversation sticks in my mind enough that i convince myself it has really happened and end up getting confused when stuff doesn't hapen like it was agreed (in my head). my mum does this aswell, she also imagines the conversations while conducting another conversation and inadvertantly flips between them, it can get confusing.

i am also one of those crazy people you see muttering to themselves as they walk down the street or round the supermarket. that's jut me vocalising my thoughts, usually cuz i'm too tired to contain them in any coherent way so i have to externalise them in an audio loop so i don't forget. or something.I mean I literally have conversations in my head, often ones I recently had with other people only this time I say what I really wanted to.....

also, when I was pregnant I would have dreams that hubby pissed me off and I would IRL be mad at him for a few days over what he did in my dream.I don't imagine conversations with other people... I can hold two lines of thought at the same time. Well, I can't completely... which normally confuses the person I'm talking to, because until that point only one will have been in the conversation, and I will have been thinking the other one inside my head. And it's normally derived from conversation as well, so it all makes perfect sense to me.

I piss blood sometimes, and bloody poopie sometimes.
<snippage>It's normally a very good idea to get yourself to hospital, and fast, if you have blood in your urine or faeces.

I was the gunman behind the grassy knoll.

I knew it!

...I have a blog. Nobody knows about it because nobody reads it. Probably a good thing, since it's pretty much nothing but rants about my coworkers and the occasional posting of song lyrics.

do you pick your nose?

Yes and sadly people have seen me do that.


do you talk to yourself?

Quite often, when I want to talk to someone who has my same intelligence. ;)
No, actually, I happen to talk to myself quite frequently, it helps me organise my thought - also many people know that, no probbo.

do you make prank calls?
No, because I pay for calls, even local ones.

do you do something more interesting/weird/unstable than the last three?
I tried once to make some nitroglycerine in the school's lab but the professor stopped me when I was about to open the nitric acid...

what do you do that's secret? (masturbation doesn't count.....everyone already knows you do that)
OMG you're spying me! AIEEE!