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Half of all you men out there are going to have boobs sooner or later. lol

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1663453,00.html?xid=newsletter-weekly

65% of all boys have boobs when they 13 and 14.

"in older men, declining testosterone can bring it on for the first time, with no hope of it just going away"

So if you didn't have them when you was 13 you'll get them when your 60.
And it can be very very painful.

muhahahaha

Here's hoping I'm not batting a thousand.... *sigh*

It'll give them something to play with when they're done down south. ;)

Sometimes nature´s really messed up.

It'll give them something to play with when they're done down south. ;)

*Gag* *B-barf* *Buhuhu*:eek:

But I don't want to have boobs. :(

I wonder what girls would do if their guys developed boobs later in life. Would they dump them for someone younger and who doesn't have boobs?

Any guesses???

If I had boobs to play with I'd never leave the house again.

Well, duh. Didn't anyone here watch Fight Club?

Hmm.

If you get boobs and don't want 'em, take steroids. ;)

But steroids will just make them bigger. lol

Hmm.

If you get boobs and don't want 'em, take steroids. ;)

But steroids will just make them bigger. lol


uhh...anabalic steroids...

In fact, this will happen only in countries were a lot of the young population is fat, like the USA. In countries were the population is more healthy, this happens to a lot less people, lets say 20% or so, and only when they are reaching puberty (Most teenagers get fatter during puberty and then grow higher and thiner during the age of 16 or 17)

In fact, this will happen only in countries were a lot of the young population is fat, like the USA. In countries were the population is more healthy, this happens to a lot less people, lets say 20% or so, and only when they are reaching puberty (Most teenagers get fatter during puberty and then grow higher and thiner during the age of 16 or 17)

I'd rather have boobs than starvation.

uhh...anabalic steroids...

Anabolic steroids make them bigger

But I don't want to have boobs. :(

What, do you think I want mine? No, they're annoying and useless and could get cancer someday, so I don't like them. :(

I'd rather have boobs than starvation.

Well, there's a solution to both, the people with boobs should cut them off and give it to the people suffering starvation.

(Not Women)

In fact, this will happen only in countries were a lot of the young population is fat, like the USA. In countries were the population is more healthy, this happens to a lot less people, lets say 20% or so, and only when they are reaching puberty (Most teenagers get fatter during puberty and then grow higher and thiner during the age of 16 or 17)

Oh, good. Given that there's very little obesity over here, that makes me feel a little bit safer.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/mantits.jpg

Clicky (http://www.manboobs.co.uk/)

If I could lactate, I would make my own cheese.

You think that the simple solution was to take supplements of what a lack of was causing the problem - testosterone...

Anyway, all males in my family are skinny, we don't have enough spare body tissue to form boobs with.

I wonder what girls would do if their guys developed boobs later in life. Would they dump them for someone younger and who doesn't have boobs?

Any guesses???

Yeah, but if you stick to the same girl, she'll be old and have boobs down to her knees. Not really attractive to the young boobless men. Well... maybe some. Sickos!

You think that the simple solution was to take supplements of what a lack of was causing the problem - testosterone...

Anyway, all males in my family are skinny, we don't have enough spare body tissue to form boobs with.

13 year old boys don't lack testosterone. They're swimming in it. That's the problem. And old men are just prone to getting fat all over. Think of it as the beer belly migrating north for the summer.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/mantits.jpg

Hopefully that's not you?

What, do you think I want mine? No, they're annoying and useless and could get cancer someday, so I don't like them. :(

They're really not all that bad. Unless something slams into them. That kinda sucks... but give them a chance... :D that was a weird sentence.

Hopefully that's not you?

you don't like my man pillows?

What, do you think I want mine? No, they're annoying and useless and could get cancer someday, so I don't like them. :(
You can get cancer of the 'everything'. Women can get breast cancer, guys can get penile cancer.

Woop for disease.

You can get cancer of the 'everything'. Women can get breast cancer, guys can get penile cancer.

Woop for disease.

Yeah, but I don't need my breasts... so it's just annoying that they're just there and useless.

They're really not all that bad. Unless something slams into them. That kinda sucks... but give them a chance... that was a weird sentence.

They make me feel weird. I know it's typical for girls to have them and I am a girl, but I feel like my chest should be flat and they get in the way of that.

Hooray for moobs!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/mantits.jpg

ye gods! i hope there's been some photoshopping going on there.

Half of all you men out there are going to have boobs sooner or later. lol

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1663453,00.html?xid=newsletter-weekly

65% of all boys have boobs when they 13 and 14.

"in older men, declining testosterone can bring it on for the first time, with no hope of it just going away"

So if you didn't have them when you was 13 you'll get them when your 60.
And it can be very very painful.

muhahahaha

Man-boobs? I've heard of those.

Yeah, but I don't need my breasts... so it's just annoying that they're just there and useless.



They make me feel weird. I know it's typical for girls to have them and I am a girl, but I feel like my chest should be flat and they get in the way of that.

*shrug* Breast reduction surgery?

I actually had this condition when I was a young lad. I didn't actually grow boobs per se but what happened is the area underneath the nipple started forming tissue as in a young woman when they first start out. It actually did hurt and only appeared on the left side for some reason. It persisted for about 2 months and then went away on it's own. You could not actually see any difference however you could feel the difference in the underlying tissue.

Breast reduction?

*shrug* Breast reduction surgery?

Not sure if it's worth it. But I at least hope that they aren't going to grow anymore.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/mantits.jpg

Shopped, pixels, etc

Yeah, but I don't need my breasts... so it's just annoying that they're just there and useless.



They make me feel weird. I know it's typical for girls to have them and I am a girl, but I feel like my chest should be flat and they get in the way of that.

???Why would a girl's chest be flat?????

I think there are some like that in the third world but its because they're diseased and/or seriously malnourished since infanthood. But then they didn't have enough nutrients to grow and develop to begin with.

???Why would a girl's chest be flat?????

I think there are some like that in the third world but its because they're diseased and/or seriously malnourished since infanthood. But then they didn't have enough nutrients to grow and develop to begin with.

I know a girl with FOUR boobs!!

Oh yes, yes I do!

???Why would a girl's chest be flat?????

I think there are some like that in the third world but its because they're diseased and/or seriously malnourished since infanthood. But then they didn't have enough nutrients to grow and develop to begin with.

I wish mine was flat though...

I have heard of male lactation before.


:upyours::fluffle:

Well, there's a solution to both, the people with boobs should cut them off and give it to the people suffering starvation.

(Not Women)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH$AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - That was F@#$@#$N funny! And it might work!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/mantits.jpg

someone needs a Manzerre, or a Breau

I actually had this condition when I was a young lad. I didn't actually grow boobs per se but what happened is the area underneath the nipple started forming tissue as in a young woman when they first start out. It actually did hurt and only appeared on the left side for some reason. It persisted for about 2 months and then went away on it's own. You could not actually see any difference however you could feel the difference in the underlying tissue.

I had that. Didn't realize till I reached over my desk to grab my pen that I dropped and almost screamed in pain. I rubbed it against the desk, and boy did that hurt.

I had one large nipple and one small one. It was weird going to the doctor like, "Uhh, my nipples hurt. . .and. . .one's bigger. . than the other. . .so, like . . . uh . . . what the hell is going on?" :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
That's the word I couldn't remember. We both experienced a form of gynecomastia.