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Just something my wife found: linky. (http://mormonsexposed.com)

My wifes comments: "I'd like to find that in a cave surrounded by golden tablets"

My question: when do we get the female version?:D

Wait, don't they have to wear magic underwear at all times?

Hehe, Mormons are such fucking tools.

That has to be one of the funniest things I have seen all week!

I'm at a lost for words

Wow, they got some hotties.

When they release the calenders with females there is some good news, and some bad news:

The good news: 4 women per page.

The bad news: they are all your cousins, and 14 years old.

I was a Mormon for years as a girl, how come they didn't have missionaries like that then!? I might have stayed a member if they sent blokes like that around to preach at me occasionally!

Of course, the problem is that despite how hot they are, the mormons really don't know how to have fun. I can see it now, spunky bloke comes around, you ask him out and end up sitting on a bench surrounded by his 15 brothers and sisters, drinking lemonade and talking about the benefits of storing 47 kilos of flour for when the world ends. His idea of fun would be to knit a jumper for his youngest brother, who is 27 years younger than him, and jump into one of the family's minivans for a day spent telling strangers to ignore all those other religions, only the mormons have their own special prophet, a 14 year old boy who supposedly dug up some plates that were magically translated by an angel that no-one else could see!
Yay!! Sounds like a hot date to me!

Wait, don't they have to wear magic underwear at all times?

My Panties give me super strength!

I was a Mormon for years as a girl, how come they didn't have missionaries like that then!? I might have stayed a member if they sent blokes like that around to preach at me occasionally!

Of course, the problem is that despite how hot they are, the mormons really don't know how to have fun. I can see it now, spunky bloke comes around, you ask him out and end up sitting on a bench surrounded by his 15 brothers and sisters, drinking lemonade and talking about the benefits of storing 47 kilos of flour for when the world ends. His idea of fun would be to knit a jumper for his youngest brother, who is 27 years younger than him, and jump into one of the family's minivans for a day spent telling strangers to ignore all those other religions, only the mormons have their own special prophet, a 14 year old boy who supposedly dug up some plates that were magically translated by an angel that no-one else could see!
Yay!! Sounds like a hot date to me!
Forgive my ignorance -- but there are Mormons in the UK?

Forgive my ignorance -- but there are Mormons in the UK?

Actuallly, one of the calendar models is apparently there right now!

http://mormonsexposed.com/meet.php

Check out Jonathan.

There are mormons EVERYWHERE! Whether we want them there or not. There were mormons on my front steps every week for ages, because they thought if they hasselled me enough I'd suddenly decide to go back to church! But being a mormon meant giving up having the occasional drink, coffee, tea, even Coca cola, and virtually any form of fun that didn't involve reading the Book of Mormon. So I said thanks, but no thanks!

I only asked because I thought they were chiefly a U.S.-based sect. Learn something new every day!

For Morman fans everywhere!

I was misled by the post.

That said, I can't wait to see how well Romney does. Of course, I'd rather a Mormon president then another Moron president. :D

Mormons? Aren't they the ones with 70 wives who force their 14 year old daughters to be raped by their cousins?

Mormons? Aren't they the ones with 70 wives who force their 14 year old daughters to be raped by their cousins?

That hasn't been part of the church for a while, apparently. But anyone over 16 who actually believes in it is an idiot, of course.

Mormons? Aren't they the ones with 70 wives who force their 14 year old daughters to be raped by their cousins?

That was 100 years ago. Now it's just the radicalist offshoots of the Mormon faith that still practice polygyny.

Mormons? Aren't they the ones with 70 wives who force their 14 year old daughters to be raped by their cousins?

Maybe 100 years ago.

And no.

the current Mormon church has nothing to do with bigamy.

Only the "fundamentalist" church or whatever supports this, and they are excommunicated by the real church.

Maybe 100 years ago.

And no.

the current Mormon church has nothing to do with bigamy.

Only the "fundamentalist" church or whatever supports this, and they are excommunicated by the real church.

I have not used this one in a long time!


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off. --Emo Phillips

Sorry guys to say, but Mormonism is a money racket. I mean these are the same guys who had a 'divine revelation' that black people were equal to whites just in time for the passage of the Civil rights bill, and they worship a guy who we can all say unashamedly was a con-man.

Mormons? Aren't they the ones with 70 wives who force their 14 year old daughters to be raped by their cousins?

No no no... you're thinking about REPUBLICANS...commonly made mistake.

Sorry guys to say, but Mormonism is a money racket. I mean these are the same guys who had a 'divine revelation' that black people were equal to whites just in time for the passage of the Civil rights bill, and they worship a guy who we can all say unashamedly was a con-man.

Any other religion is different?

And who is this con-man?

Sorry guys to say, but Mormonism is a money racket. I mean these are the same guys who had a 'divine revelation' that black people were equal to whites just in time for the passage of the Civil rights bill, and they worship a guy who we can all say unashamedly was a con-man.

You've gone from knowing nothing to a lot about Mormonism in a short time...

Oh my heathen gods! Why can't I unsee this!

And who is this con-man?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith%2C_Jr.

You've gone from knowing nothing to a lot about Mormonism in a short time...
It's called sarcasm.

Any other religion is different?

And who is this con-man?

Joesph Smith (http://www.soccerblog.com/images/tom%20cruise_edited.jpg) I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith%2C_Jr.

Nothing in there about him conning to make money, actually.

Although all religions essentially lie to get money.

Here is a cartoon that talks about a Mormon belief (discontinued?) of humans coming from space aliens and other such stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo



what? you're not an alien?

:upyours::fluffle:

Here is a cartoon that talks about a Mormon belief (discontinued?) of humans coming from space aliens and other such stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo



what? you're not an alien?

:upyours::fluffle:

What's sad is that I actually have the entire video on Tape. If I can find a way to copy tape to DVD, and DVD to the computer, then I would put the whole thing up on Google Video.

Mormons? Aren't they the ones with 70 wives who force their 14 year old daughters to be raped by their cousins?


yeah. and i watched cnn long enough to see some report on that guy (before he was found guilty). (hey, it's like a train wreck. it's tuff to look away).
apparently there are two towns that lie on the border between Arizona & Utah

anyway, these two towns from where that religious leader creep is from border the two states. i think people jump from one state to another to try and avoid prosecution. women are dressed like the Amish.

it might be interesting to take a road trip there.
sort of "crash their party" so to speak.




here i found something
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The 10,000-strong sect dominates the towns of Colorado City, in Arizona, and Hildale, Utah, less than a mile away. A compound in Eldorado, Texas, is also home to a growing community.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7013402.stm

Get your facts straight people:

Pologamy IS NOT practiced by the mainsect of the church. It's a radical off-shoot. Just like the Christian Bootcamps aren't apart of any mainstream Christian sect. And yes Warren Jeffs a complete bonehead has been tried and convicted here in Utah for his crimes.

We aren't forbidden to drink Coco-cola or any soda. There is nothing in the word of wisdom about Caffinated drinks. The word of wisdom is a health code. Yes coffe, tobbaco, tea

We don't have magical underwear

Just like every religion: we do ask for money, but we aren't going to come to your door and shake it out of you.

Mormons are all over the world because of missionary work.

No we don't belive humans came from space aliens. Adam and Eve.

and Jospeh Smith was no con man. You tell me how an uneducated 14 year old could have done the things he did, including suffer countless beatings, lynchings and eventually death.

What's sad is that I actually have the entire video on Tape. If I can find a way to copy tape to DVD, and DVD to the computer, then I would put the whole thing up on Google Video.


i believe there are dvd recorders you can tape off the tv with.
no, i know there are. a friend had one.
seems reasonable one would be able to burn dvd from a vhs player as well.


do people really believe the stuff in this video?

i know i've believed some fantastic things in my day, so i'm not out to make you feel bad or anything.

You tell me how an uneducated 14 year old could have done the things he did, including suffer countless beatings, lynchings and eventually death.


i know Mormonism is not unlike other mainstream religions in the US and that guy is the head of some extremist sect.


as to the above quote,
back then people of all ages entered "adulthood" practices.
that is, went out to find their way in the world, whatever, at younger ages.
many people back then didn't school past the 4th grade or whenever.
so that part isn't that unusual.

i don't mean to rip on Mormons (as opposed to others) here, it's just that this is a Mormon thread. i've worked with people who were Mormon. they were nice people.