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DHMO, short for Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide, is one of the most perilous substances on Earth.

Confirmed facts about DHMO:

It can easily kill people and mammals who inhale it - every year, thousands of fellow humans die by inhalation of DHMO.
It can alter the electrochemical balance of mammals who ingest it.
It can be found in most industrial wastes.
It can be released in the atmosphere as byproduct of combustion of fossile fuels.
It is used as a major component of many junk-foods.
It has been found on the scene of many car crashes.
It has been proven to be able to corrode metals.
It has been widely used by dictators in history to support their troops and DHMO-loaded weapon are still used today against democratical protest rallies.
In its solid form, it can cause severe damage to unprotected tissue.
In its gaseous form, it can cause severe, even fatal burns.
At high pressures, it can cut through many hard materials, making it a major candidate for more future weapons projects.
It is widely used by drug- and alcohol-addicted people.
It can induce addiction; many addicted people have died horribily while trying to stop the habit of ingesting DHMO.
It can be found in all cancer cells.

Also, it is rumored that Ahmadinejad is using DHMO in Iran's nuclear attempt.
More links of DHMO with unsafe nuclear technology are proven by the large amounts of DHMO employed by the Soviets in the Chernobyl power plant.

It is also very likely that DHMO is involved in the catastrophical hurricane that destroyed New Orleans.

No one is taking steps to ban this perilous chemical! We must act!
Support the worldwide ban on DHMO NOW! www.dhmo.org

Also, take the test!

Yes! Water is one of the most dangerous substances on earth!

Edit! Thread is mine now -- woohool

I'm addicted to DMHO. I tried to quit Cold Turkey once, and I barely made it a day.

Maybe I should try the gum.

You can't fool me, I actually derived the term Dihydrogen Monoxide about five years before I read the first of these. Support the real ban, your kid's health is constantly at serious risk from high levels of exposure to Sol.

DHMO, short for Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide, is one of the most perilous substances on Earth.

Confirmed facts about DHMO:

It can easily kill people and mammals who inhale it - every year, thousands of fellow humans die by inhalation of DHMO.
It can alter the electrochemical balance of mammals who ingest it.
It can be found in most industrial wastes.
It can be released in the atmosphere as byproduct of combustion of fossile fuels.
It is used as a major component of many junk-foods.
It has been found on the scene of many car crashes.
It has been proven to be able to corrode metals.
It has been widely used by dictators in history to support their troops and DHMO-loaded weapon are still used today against democratical protest rallies.
In its solid form, it can cause severe damage to unprotected tissue.
In its gaseous form, it can cause severe, even fatal burns.
At high pressures, it can cut through many hard materials, making it a major candidate for more future weapons projects.
It is widely used by drug- and alcohol-addicted people.
It can induce addiction; many addicted people have died horribily while trying to stop the habit of ingesting DHMO.
It can be found in all cancer cells.

Also, it is rumored that Ahmadinejad is using DHMO in Iran's nuclear attempt.
More links of DHMO with unsafe nuclear technology are proven by the large amounts of DHMO employed by the Soviets in the Chernobyl power plant.

It is also very likely that DHMO is involved in the catastrophical hurricane that destroyed New Orleans.

No one is taking steps to ban this perilous chemical! We must act!
Support the worldwide ban on DHMO NOW! www.dhmo.org

Also, take the test!

Yes! Water is one of the most dangerous substances on earth!

Edit! Thread is mine now -- woohool

You just spoiled the fun. I bet that about 30% of the people here would have supported the DHMO ban!

You just spoiled the fun. I bet that about 30% of the people here would have supported the DHMO ban!

Why do you figure that? This joke is old enough to vote, drink, and file for social security benefits.

epic warp!

I'm not sure, it would have been an interesting experiment, but I have more faith in NSG. Plus you can't tell those who vote for lols from those who are gulled, of course.

Support the real ban, your kid's health is constantly at serious risk from high levels of exposure to Sol.

Could Sol be a Communist menace?

Sol is a perilous, huge ball of radioactive plasma. Many people have died from the exposure to Sol's radiation. Sol is known to produce beta and gamma rays, meson activity and many kinds of ionising radiation, potentially mutagenic.
All attempts of sending probes into Sol have been foiled by its terrible photon blasts, reaching about 6000 Kelvin, that can destroy any man-made object approaching it.
We know of its radioactivity since about 90 years - maybe the radioactivity of Sol is linked somehow to the Bolshevik Revolution. This is supported by the fact that many socialist and communist parties in Europe used to display the sickle-and-hammer superimposed to a depiction of Sol.

Why do you figure that? This joke is old enough to vote, drink, and file for social security benefits.

Maybe because I'm quite pessimistic about human intelligence.

Also, www.dhmo.org is looking for new accounts of DHMO-related accidents and deaths. Let's help them!

The best one is when you get a petition, take it to, say, an Earth Day event, and get people to sign the petition. That's truly beautiful.

You know, I could really go to a Green Party convention and have them sign it, I bet.

The best one is when you get a petition, take it to, say, an Earth Day event, and get people to sign the petition. That's truly beautiful.

It's my choice to use DHMO if I want. KEEP YOUR LAWN OFF MY BODY!!!!!!