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In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

*puts ruffy back in his cage*

Let's get your time machine working again so you can head back to 1850.

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

What gays? :confused:

You said yourself it is a misleading and inherently wrong statistic.

Don't make me get the Conservatives after you!

*puts finger on the red button*

*cuts wire to red button*

What gays? :confused:

You said yourself it is a misleading and inherently wrong statistic.

There are gay people in Canada. I was referring to them. Terrible terrible Canadians.

Thank Jehova. Could you imagine actually giving those gays rights or something? I shudder at the thought of tolerance!

My roommate will certainly be surprised to find this out...

There are gay people in Canada. I was referring to them. Terrible terrible Canadians.

:eek:

Those librals keep makin' up dem statchistocks!!

*puts ruffy back in his cage*

Don't make me get the Conservatives after you!

*puts finger on the red button*

What's so scary about countries having gay populations anyway?

I'm sorry, I can clearly see that you're joking around but I can't help but feel offended, the simple thought that you guys are playing around with not granting people their rights is just insulting.

*sends massive amounts of Conservatives to Boston*

how are you supposed to do that when your button is broken?

My roommate will certainly be surprised to find this out...

He is certainly a bisexual that leans towards females.

*cuts wire to red button*

*sends massive amounts of Conservatives to Boston*

Moder technology?

whta?

how are you supposed to do that when your button is broken?

Modern technology?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2006/LatestCellPhone.jpg

Are there gays in Poland?

yes. there are gays everywhere.

Moder technology?

*defeats with teh gayz*

whta?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2006/LatestCellPhone.jpg

Are there gays in Poland?

There are gay people in Canada. I was referring to them. Terrible terrible Canadians.

!!

No were not...really were not...

*Calls Prime Minister*

"The Americans are on to us sir!!"

Not in America.
what do you call homosexuals then?

yes. there are gays everywhere.
Not in America.
*defeats with teh gayz*

What gays?

You know what, you Catholic liberal bastard? Go to Canada!

what do you call homosexuals then?

Unamerican.

Why do you claim no one's jolly in America?

Also, are you trolling, joking or insane?

Not in America.


What gays?

You know what, you Catholic liberal bastard? Go to Canada!
When did I become Catholic?Sorry...I meant unamericans.

Let's get your time machine working again so you can head back to 1850.

Gays were very hidden until 1950s-70s, and I'll bet you a large number of Americans would have said the same thing bearded crazy man did.

Yes, those.

Ah.

joking or insane?

Yes, those.

Gays were very hidden until 1950s-70s, and I'll bet you a large number of Americans would have said the same thing bearded crazy man did.

Karl Marx???:confused:

Karl Marx???:confused:

I was thinking Leonidas but close enough.

What we need to do is take the government out of civil unions and marriages!
It's win, win!
Also there are gays in America, I know 2.

Gays were very hidden until 1950s-70s

Not really, if you knew where to look.

I'll bet you a large number of Americans would have said the same thing bearded crazy man did.

Yeah, and like Ahmadinejad, they'd either be (knowingly) lying or mean something else (like "we don't have an out, aboveground, organized gay community.")

like Ahmadinejad, they'd either be (knowingly) lying or mean something else like "we don't have an out, aboveground, organized gay community."How dare you bring some rational thinking? How dare you deviate from the official interpretation of FOX/CNN?

I prefer to believe the FOX/CNN interpreters.. I prefer to believe AhmedJihad is pure ebil. I prefer to believe he meant to say "there is not gays in Iran".

I prefer to believe he actually said "I am going to wipe Israel of the map".

:D

"I am going to wipe Israel of the map".

:D

On a side note: His globe actually says "Isreal" and he was just referring to correcting the spelling.

What's so scary about countries having gay populations anyway?

Apparently if your country has gays then it is corrupt and immoral. If your country does not have any gays such as Iran for example then they are morally superior.

So there are no happy people in America?

Clearly.

Speaking of Fass, I haven't seen him post anything in quite some time.

Speaking of Fass, I haven't seen him post anything in quite some time.

They may have executed him in Iran! :eek:

They may have executed him in Iran! :eek:

I thought the world felt a lot less miserable and sarcastic.

I thought the world felt a lot less miserable and sarcastic.

Lets not be too harsh* now, just in case he did visit Iran.

*Too optimistic rather... he wouldn't approve.

I thought the world felt a lot less miserable and sarcastic.

NSG is not the same without him that is for sure. I guess NSG is not the same without a few of the posters such as Drunk Commies and the various other trolls that make it interesting. I think they should relax on the rules a bit and let us decide how they did in the Old West.

NSG is not the same without him that is for sure. I guess NSG is not the same without a few of the posters such as Drunk Commies and the various other trolls that make it interesting. I think they should relax on the rules a bit and let us decide how they did in the Old West.

Ssshh, or they'll take you away too :(

There are gay people in Canada. I was referring to them. Terrible terrible Canadians.

I believe they prefer to call themselves Quebecois jk jk jk lol

I'm sorry, I can clearly see that you're joking around but I can't help but feel offended, the simple thought that you guys are playing around with not granting people their rights is just insulting.

You'll really need to grow a sense of humor if you want to keep hanging around here. And maybe a thicker skin...

Speaking of Fass, I haven't seen him post anything in quite some time.

His last post? http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13035394#post13035394

*shrug*

I'm sorry, I can clearly see that you're joking around but I can't help but feel offended, the simple thought that you guys are playing around with not granting people their rights is just insulting.

If you don't have thicker skin on you, you might want to find another forum.

There are no gay people in America.

That's so good to hear. I was ever so worried about a rogue homosexual breaking into my back door and redecorating my home while I was away. Not to mention women engaging in stimulating displays of affection. We really dodged a bullet, huh?

yes. there are gays everywhere.

LIES!!!!!!!!:mad::upyours:

His last post? http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13035394#post13035394

*shrug*

...and Fass demonstrates how it's possible to simultaneously insert his foot in his mouth and his head up his ass.

:eek:

What if he actually tried to do that... to see if it was possible?

*shakes head sadly*

A brave man, answering the call of duty like that. :(

:eek:

What if he actually tried to do that... to see if it was possible?

*shakes head sadly*

A brave man, answering the call of duty like that. :(

I'll proudly fill in his place as the cold sarcastic antagonistic bastard. I won't be anywhere as entertaining, but in time you will come to love me.

:eek:

It was your plot all along...your filthy plot-filled....plot...

*sings* Plotplotplotplot...PLOT!...plotplot...Plot Plot Plot. PLOT!

That is an amusing word. *nods* :)

Key is a fun word too.

Keyplot keykey plotkey key.

I'll proudly fill in his place as the cold sarcastic antagonistic bastard. I won't be anywhere as entertaining, but in time you will come to love me.

:eek:

It was your plot all along...your filthy plot-filled....plot...

*sings* Plotplotplotplot...PLOT!...plotplot...Plot Plot Plot. PLOT!

That is an amusing word. *nods* :)

I'll proudly fill in his place as the cold sarcastic antagonistic bastard. I won't be anywhere as entertaining, but in time you will come to love me.

But you're from New Jersey... It just won't feel the same. :(

But you're from New Jersey... It just won't feel the same. :(

I tried dammit!

I tried dammit!

If you really wanted to try, you'd move to Europe and memorize at least 12 thesaurus' and 19 dictionaries.

*puts ruffy back in his cage*

*Rushes to assist with the savage beast known as ruffy*

LIES!!!!!!!!:mad::upyours:

*Sends Snafturi to San Francisco*

No gays in America? But Ruffy, what about those Queer Eye guys? Are you saying straight men can have such a good eye for fashion and home decoration! :eek:

No gays in America? But Ruffy, what about those Queer Eye guys? Are you saying straight men can have such a good eye for fashion and home decoration! :eek:

You left out "What Perez Sez" and the Logo and Bravo Networks...

That's so good to hear. I was ever so worried about a rogue homosexual breaking into my back door and redecorating my home while I was away. Not to mention women engaging in stimulating displays of affection. We really dodged a bullet, huh?

The thing is, the liberal media equates homosexuals to regular everyday Americans when in fact they do not exist here. I believe this whole "Gays in America" myth was started when the Beatles came over here and talked about how the Europeans do things, and their homosexual culture.

Furthermore, the population of America simply could not be gay. There is so much positive recreation of life, that even teens are now forming families! From what I gather, this means heterosexual Americans (the only kind of Americans) breed heterosexual children. There's no way a homosexual could even be created!

China is the same way.

No gays in America? But Ruffy, what about those Queer Eye guys? Are you saying straight men can have such a good eye for fashion and home decoration! :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer-generated_imagery

So there are no happy people in America?

Not lately, there aren't.

You left out "What Perez Sez" and the Logo and Bravo Networks...

Indeed. But I'm sure there is just some big coincidence going on here. After all everyone knows the liberal media is lying to us about the gay so a coincidence it must be!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer-generated_imagery

Well, better then their actually being Crab People. :p

There are no gay people in America.

Obviously.
That's an oxymoron.

Joke threads ftl.

Joke threads ftl.

Repetitive Ignorant posts ftl

Joke threads ftl.

Andaras Prime and his imponderable posts ftl.

Andaras Prime and his imponderable posts ftl.

Ignore him. Just concentrate on on the mission of this thread. Right now I'm trying to decide how I got it wrong about one of my managers in my last job. I mean he had the voice, the flamboyant hand gestures... how could I have been so WRONG! :(

Ignore him. Just concentrate on on the mission of this thread. Right now I'm trying to decide how I got it wrong about one of my managers in my last job. I mean he had the voice, the flamboyant hand gestures... how could I have been so WRONG! :(

Perhaps he went on a trip to Europe and came in contact with homosecksuals.

Perhaps he went on a trip to Europe and came in contact with homosecksuals.

You mean... the homosecksuals in Europe contaminated him with their ebil mannerisms! :eek:

You mean... the homosecksuals in Europe contaminated him with their barbaric mannerisms! :eek:

Indubitable.

Indubitable.

Damn. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight. Oh well, I suppose I could always look at p0rn. Certainly get you through insomnia right? ;)

Damn. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight. Oh well, I suppose I could always look at p0rn. Certainly get you through insomnia right? ;)

*grumblegrumble*

I'm going to bed nao.

As a bisexual individual who gets a MASSIVE erection from men such as Trent REznor (drool), I'd like to personally slap the starter of this thread with the collective hand of the AMERICAN GAY LESBIAN BISEXUAL TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY.

*grumblegrumble*

I'm going to bed nao.

Don't let the homosecksuals bite. :)

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I can't believe this...



H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is Chris Crocker?



Well... I never...

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I can't believe this...



H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is Chris Crocker?



Well... I never...

Apparently Ahmadinejad also said this in his speech at Columbia but it was said right after he mentioned there were no gays in Iran. All the jeers and boo's actually made this barely audible.

Chris Crocker makes my eyes boil and my ears squirt fountains of blood.
But I thought homosecksuals existed in the U.S. Last time I checked was when some priest got caught diddling little boys... or was it when that one Republican senator tried to have buttsecks with a police officer in a public restroom?

Well what I found most amusing was that he called homosexuality a Phenomenon like its the northern lights or something..

There are no gay people in America.

Every time I see this title, I think of that American Tail song...

"There are no cats in America"
...


should I try a rewrite of that? :confused:

just look up the what what song...

There are no gay people in America.
Maybe when the SS Waffen Blackwater units are finished, yes.

waitwaitwaitwait... stop, just stop...


I can't believe this...



H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is Chris Crocker?



Well... I never...
No, IL Ruffino is Chris Crocker, he's just using his polls to spread vicious misinformation and lies in order to divert suspicion from himself.

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

Don't forget on a daily basis those liberals pull criminals out of the way of busses and throw orphans in front of them. Liberals killed my family and ate my dog! Liberals also are secretly hiding Hitler in an underground fortress in the center of the earth waiting until the time is right to unleash him on the world! =0

What we should do is ban civil rights because France is anything but French!

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population.

Main Entry: 1gay
Pronunciation: 'gA
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French gai, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German gAhi quick, sudden
1 a : happily excited : MERRY <in a gay mood> b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits <a bird's gay spring song>


Yes, lately, with gas prices on the rise, seatbelt laws, the war in Iraq, and Oprah Winfrey, the Americans are more sort of "depressed" than "gay".

hehe, ain't the that truth... things are getting out of hand when you have a hard time affording gas for a Honda Civic >.>

Well what I found most amusing was that he called homosexuality a Phenomenon like its the northern lights or something..

And that is clearly incorrect...the northern lights are something beautiful.

Every time I see this title, I think of that American Tail song...

"There are no cats in America"
...


should I try a rewrite of that? :confused:

I was going to do a parody of "Lovely Rita" by The Beatles called "Hurricane Rita" but can't sing.

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

You've been watching that Iranian stand-up comedian on tv, haven't you?

There were no gays. There are no gays. Gays never existed.

Two plus two equals five... :headbang:

There were no gays. There are no gays. Gays never existed.

Two plus two equals five... :headbang:

eh I'll drink to the last part don't know where you're going with this but oh well

There were no gays. There are no gays. Gays never existed.



Gays are in Europe.

Two plus two equals five... :headbang:

You went to public school, too?!

All of you have ignored the real issue.

Closets.

These so-called 'gays' are either labeled as 'in the closet', or 'out of the closet'. So we get rid of closets. Then they are either 'in' or 'out', 'innies'(sp?) or 'outies'(sp?), and we seem to have accepted people with protruding bellybuttons.

We all know that everytime we see a closet we just can't resist stepping inside to get down and funky with our bad selves..

Imagine a closetless world.
And tremble.

As a bisexual individual who gets a MASSIVE erection from men such as Trent REznor (drool), I'd like to personally slap the starter of this thread with the collective hand of the AMERICAN GAY LESBIAN BISEXUAL TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY.

You, my friend, are the most rational person to say anything in here so far.
:D

As a bisexual individual who gets a MASSIVE erection from men such as Trent REznor (drool), I'd like to personally slap the starter of this thread with the collective hand of the AMERICAN GAY LESBIAN BISEXUAL TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY.

I never denied the existence of bisexuals and transgender Americans.

I am, however, implying that there are bisexuals who lie about their sexuality as "gay".

I am, however, implying that there are bisexuals who lie about their sexuality as "gay".

That's odd... normally, gay people lie about their sexuality as "bisexual".
So you are directly stating that homoseuxality does not exist in any form in the United States?

That's odd... normally, gay people lie about their sexuality as "bisexual".
So you are directly stating that homoseuxality does not exist in any form in the United States?

Yes.

Many bisexuals in the United States are liberals, and wish to further the advancement of gayness.

Yes.

Many bisexuals in the United States are liberals, and wish to further the advancement of gayness.

1. As a homosexual in the US, I must say that you are absolutely incorrect.
2. I am neither a liberal nor someone trying to "further the advancement of gayness"... and I'd like to know how far gayness is advancing and what methods are being used to do so.

1. As a homosexual in the US, I must say that you are absolutely incorrect.Lies. You're just a confused bisecksual
2. I am neither a liberal nor someone trying to "further the advancement of gayness"... and I'd like to know how far gayness is advancing and what methods are being used to do so.

I heard they were using Blitzkrieg and the Morphy defence.

1. As a homosexual in the US, I must say that you are absolutely incorrect.

I must say that you are absolutely incorrect.

The simplicity of bisexuality is that you may lean towards a sexual attraction to the male gender, and while homosexual intercourse can possibly occur in America, those participating are, in fact, bisexual.
2. I am neither a liberal nor someone trying to "further the advancement of gayness"... and I'd like to know how far gayness is advancing and what methods are being used to do so.

Kathy Griffin won an Emmy. That's how.

It must be that there are no gays in Th US, nor are there gays in Iran. of course in Iran, although there are none, they do execute them. Yet both countries voted against the presence of the LGBT (international gay rights organization) to be allowed to observe and speak at the UN meetings. If they don't exist why vote against them ? You can only get rid of your shadow if you turn off the light, ......... in the dark !

:o what if 2 bisexuals of the same sex would marry! :o *shock* *horror*

make special laws for them aswell!


geeze this thread is funny as hell!

ignorance is bliss and it fuels fear :)

looks at countries as Holland, canada, spain and belgium... hmmm nope... they aren't the axis of evil and they are really good countries...

looks at countries as Holland, canada, spain and belgium... hmmm nope... they aren't the axis of evil and they are really good countries...

But of course, America doesn't allow it, and we're a really messed up nation.
If God "hates fags" and is attacking America because we're just ever so tolerant of homosexuality (which, apparently, doesn't even exist), then how come these other, more tolerant European nations are not subject to similar divine attacks as well?

Though the nonexistance of homosexuality would render my whole question moot.
-frustrated with the stupidity and ignorance of others-

But of course, America doesn't allow it, and we're a really messed up nation.
If God "hates fags" and is attacking America because we're just ever so tolerant of homosexuality (which, apparently, doesn't even exist), then how come these other, more tolerant European nations are not subject to similar divine attacks as well?

Though the nonexistance of homosexuality would render my whole question moot.
-frustrated with the stupidity and ignorance of others-

Gosh, you need a new sarcasm detector.

Of course there are no gay people in America. It's all a lie perpetrated by the liberal media to take rights away from God-fearing Christians protecting their right to control the masses and legislate them into bowing to the particulars of their religion. There are no moslems, hindus, atheists or immigrants either... We all know the USA is only inhabited by God-fearing fundamentalist Christians who are descended from white Europeans.

And if you believe any of the above, I have some prime real estate to sell you in dismal swamp.

Of course there are no gay people in America. It's all a lie perpetrated by the liberal media to take rights away from God-fearing Christians protecting their right to control the masses and legislate them into bowing to the particulars of their religion. There are no moslems, hindus, atheists or immigrants either... We all know the USA is only inhabited by God-fearing fundamentalist Christians who are descended from white Europeans.

And if you believe any of the above, I have some prime real estate to sell you in dismal swamp.
Yeah. It's really the lizard people.

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

I am confused about what exactly we are supposed to be discussing. I really have no idea what sort of a question this is. It seems to have something to do with, "Are there homos?" and liberal media scaring people and profitting by it. I just do not understand?

I am confused about what exactly we are supposed to be discussing. I really have no idea what sort of a question this is. It seems to have something to do with, "Are there homos?" and liberal media scaring people and profitting by it. I just do not understand?

There's no gay people in America. Most rational adults know that already. The real question is, who's feeding us this line of bs? Ruffy thinks it's the liberal media.

There's no gay people in America. Most rational adults know that already. The real question is, who's feeding us this line of bs? Ruffy thinks it's the liberal media.

Ruffy is being deliciously sarcastic.

The real solution here is to cut off all trade and relations with Europe that way they can't infect us with their gayness, therefore, it doesn't matter what the liberal media tries to make us believe.

OOC: I find it funny that some ppl thought ruffy was serious

OOC: I find it funny that some ppl thought ruffy was serious

It loses it's funny-ness when people feel the need to point that out.

It really does. :(

You get points for effort, though. It says something about the sad state of American politics when people can't realize that you're being sarcastic.

It loses it's funny-ness when people feel the need to point that out.

It really does. :(

You get points for effort, though. It says something about the sad state of American politics when people can't realize that you're being sarcastic.

It's also sad that people are so afraid their sarcasm is going to be taken as their real opinion that they feel the need to qualify it.

The real solution here is to cut off all trade and relations with Europe that way they can't infect us with their gayness, therefore, it doesn't matter what the liberal media tries to make us believe.

The liberal media is the major problem as it spreads homosexual propaganda. Cutting off ties with Europe will not only make the liberals try harder, but will bring more attention to the gay agenda.

The liberal media is the major problem as it spreads homosexual propaganda. Cutting off ties with Europe will not only make the liberals try harder, but will bring more attention to the gay agenda.

It's not the liberal media, it's the French. France has been smuggling gay people into this country in boxes of french fries for decades!!!

The liberal media is the major problem as it spreads homosexual propaganda. Cutting off ties with Europe will not only make the liberals try harder, but will bring more attention to the gay agenda.What liberals?

The liberal media is the major problem as it spreads homosexual propaganda. Cutting off ties with Europe will not only make the liberals try harder, but will bring more attention to the gay agenda.

Well, clearly we need to take it in small steps. Like a well played game of... go. It will make it difficult for these liberals to figure out what we're up to until it's too late.

F...fren...French Fries!!?!??!

Don't you mean FREEDOM Fries.

Liberal scum.I think the proper term is fat fries.

It's not the liberal media, it's the French. France has been smuggling gay people into this country in boxes of french fries for decades!!!

F...fren...French Fries!!?!??!

Don't you mean FREEDOM Fries.

Liberal scum.

incoming Fass
:D

F...fren...French Fries!!?!??!

Don't you mean FREEDOM Fries.

Liberal scum.

No. That's why we eat good homegrown American Freedom Fries. It's the alternative to importing French fries since that's how France smuggles muslims and gays to the US of A.

No. That's why we eat good homegrown American Freedom Fries. It's the alternative to importing F****h fries since that's how F****e smuggles m*****s and g**s to the US of A.

God Bless America.

God Bless America.1. There is no God that would ever bless America.
2. What does America deserve blessing for? McDonalds? War chaos in Iraq? Bush? Rice? Oprah? Mormons? Tom Cruise?

BAN THEM! BAN THEM ALL!

Who needs rights when there is the tripartite duty of BELIEF! OBEDIENCE! and COMBAT!

LONG LIVE DEATH! &c &c

God Bless America.

You sir, are a true Patriot. God bless you.


*tears well up*

1. There is no God that would ever bless America.
2. What does America deserve blessing for? McDonalds? War chaos in Iraq? Bush? Rice? Oprah? Mormons? Tom Cruise?

Rice? I thought rice came from China. And Mormons came from outer space. And Tom Cruise is gay, so he is obviously not American.







Disclaimer: I must admit that I find this whole thread is not as funny as it is icky.

Disclaimer: I must admit that I find this whole thread is not as funny as it is icky.

This thread isn't funny at all. This is serious business.

This thread isn't funny at all. This is serious business.

Well, obviously. That was why I had put in a disclaimer... so that no one would think I THOUGHT it was funny.
:D





or rather :(

Well, obviously. That was why I had put in a disclaimer... so that no one would think I THOUGHT it was funny.
:D





or rather :(

:(Indeed. This is a threat to our national security.

Maybe Iraq made a gay bomb full of foul French homosexuality and dropped it on the USA turning the people gay as obviously the pilgrims could not have had gay blood in there pure bodies.

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

A parody, a parody! To make all the more ridiculous!

A parody, a parody! To make all the more ridiculous!

You cannot parody a thread of such grave importance.

You cannot parody a thread of such grave importance.

I guess I'm just not on par with you jokers.

I guess I'm just not on par with you jokers.
It probably is best you stay out of the serious threads. Especially the ones about gays. Us adults won't become gay by talking about gays, but you young and impressionable sort can and do. We'd have to send you off to France if that happened.

well of course thereare gays in America. There is one simple way to find out of you are one. Link (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Gay-Test-4984.htm)

there is a gay man in my kitchen floor......should I see a psychiatrist?

It probably is best you stay out of the serious threads. Especially the ones about gays. Us adults won't become gay by talking about gays, but you young and impressionable sort can and do. We'd have to send you off to France if that happened.

I blow my nose at you, Fromahn Ab-eh! You and all your silly Americain zhokes!

there is a gay man in my kitchen floor......should I see a psychiatrist?

In?!:eek:

You should see a surgeon/mad-axe murderer/lumberjack.

In?!:eek:

You should see a surgeon/mad-axe murderer/lumberjack.

well, not in, more like sprawled out all over the floor......but I cleaned him up, he is in the guest bedroom now.

well, not in, more like sprawled out all over the floor......but I cleaned him up, he is in the guest bedroom now.

I thought you meant like the termite commercial..

I thought you meant like the termite commercial..

Are you suggesting that a homosexual man would eat wood? How terrible of you. Tsk tsk.

Thank Jehova. Could you imagine actually giving those gays rights or something? I shudder at the thought of tolerance!


I feel I must remind you all that ALL Americans have the same rights .... that includes gay people. I am a transgendered female myself and have experienced people who look down their nose at me because of that fact. I have lost jobs and been threatened physically by people who don't understand my issues and don't care to learn. But you know what .... they still expect me to serve in the military, pay taxes and be as fiscally responsible as anyone else. So don't tell me that any of my rights is going to be taken because of it.

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population.

It's all part of the liberal "Mathioso." This organized crime syndicate is notorious for forging numbers and then selling them to their friends in Congress.

They are also believed to be connected with the terrorist group, al-Gebra.

You are all horrible, horrible people.
1) Some of us believe that there is a god.
2) We have freedom of Religion, we most certainly can believe in God, Allah, Mohammed or whoever we so choose.
3) There are gays, muslims, atheists (just look at United Beleriand for that one), hindus, ect.
5) Did I mention how horrible you people are for trying to force your ideas down other's throats?
6) If you don't believe there are gay people in america, I can easily introduce you to one. It would be no problem to introduce you to a bisexual either.
7) YOU ARE TRUELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE FOR TRYING TO FORCE OTHER PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING WHAT YOU DO SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSPIRACY THEORIST FREAKS!

You are all horrible, horrible people.
1) Some of us believe that there is a god.
2) We have freedom of Religion, we most certainly can believe in God, Allah, Mohammed or whoever we so choose.
3) There are gays, muslims, atheists (just look at United Beleriand for that one), hindus, ect.
5) Did I mention how horrible you people are for trying to force your ideas down other's throats?
6) If you don't believe there are gay people in america, I can easily introduce you to one. It would be no problem to introduce you to a bisexual either.
7) YOU ARE TRUELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE FOR TRYING TO FORCE OTHER PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING WHAT YOU DO SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSPIRACY THEORIST FREAKS!
we don't liek teh liberuls here. scoot on.

You are all horrible, horrible people.
1) Some of us believe that there is a god.
2) We have freedom of Religion, we most certainly can believe in God, Allah, Mohammed or whoever we so choose.
3) There are gays, muslims, atheists (just look at United Beleriand for that one), hindus, ect.
5) Did I mention how horrible you people are for trying to force your ideas down other's throats?
6) If you don't believe there are gay people in america, I can easily introduce you to one. It would be no problem to introduce you to a bisexual either.
7) YOU ARE TRUELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE FOR TRYING TO FORCE OTHER PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING WHAT YOU DO SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSPIRACY THEORIST FREAKS!

Hint of the Day: Satirical posts are not uncommon on the forum for a game developed to advertise a satirical novel.

You are all horrible, horrible people.
1) Some of us believe that there is a god.
2) We have freedom of Religion, we most certainly can believe in God, Allah, Mohammed or whoever we so choose.
3) There are gays, muslims, atheists (just look at United Beleriand for that one), hindus, ect.
5) Did I mention how horrible you people are for trying to force your ideas down other's throats?
6) If you don't believe there are gay people in america, I can easily introduce you to one. It would be no problem to introduce you to a bisexual either.
7) YOU ARE TRUELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE FOR TRYING TO FORCE OTHER PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING WHAT YOU DO SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSPIRACY THEORIST FREAKS!

I don't see a 4 there. Where did it go? :confused:

well, not in, more like sprawled out all over the floor......but I cleaned him up, he is in the guest bedroom now.

Should've thrown him in the closet. So much more humor involved.

Should've thrown him in the closet. So much more humor involved.

True that. I love to take advantage of those moments when people are in a closet.

if there are no gay people in America then why should we worry about limiting the would-be gay populations rights? ;)

Should've thrown him in the closet. So much more humor involved.

meh, he will be mad in the morning.....I let the girls write on his face. There is a haiku on his forehead now

do not drink so much
it makes you do stupid things
like being naked

I don't see a 4 there. Where did it go? :confused:

There are no fours in America.

True that. I love to take advantage of those moments when people are in a closet.

Or do you love to take momentary advantage of those people who are in a closet? Fess up, you are bisexual, aren't you? Are we gonna have to run you right out of this country??

meh, he will be mad in the morning.....I let the girls write on his face. There is a haiku on his forehead now

do not drink so much
it makes you do stupid things
like being naked


Best mother EVER! Lets her children compose literature on the skin of drunk, unconscious, unclothed homosexuals! I wish my mom had been more like you! :D

I don't see a 4 there. Where did it go? :confused:

The gays took it. IT'S PART OF TEH GHEY AGENDA!!!!!!:mad:

Hint of the Day: Satirical posts are not uncommon on the forum for a game developed to advertise a satirical novel.

:eek: What do you mean Jennifer Government isn't non-fiction?????!!!!!shift1 I've been training as a corporate assasin, what good does that do me now??

*throws sniper rifle*:mad:

Hint of the Day: Satirical posts are not uncommon on the forum for a game developed to advertise a satirical novel.

Yes they are.







...aren't they?

The gays took it. IT'S PART OF TEH GHEY AGENDA!!!!!!:mad:

Those bastards....taking the number 4...why must it be an even one...they could have taken 3...all is lost :(

:eek: What do you mean Jennifer Government isn't non-fiction?????!!!!!shift1 I've been training as a corporate assasin, what good does that do me now??

*throws sniper rifle*:mad:

damn, we had a name picked out for you and everything.

Snafturi Google.

Those bastards....taking the number 4...why must it be an even one...they could have taken 3...all is lost :(

I know.:(

damn, we had a name picked out for you and everything.

Snafturi Google.
My life is left without meaning.

Not in America.


Not in America.


Yea...I'm a gay American. What now?

Damn those dirty greedy liberals controlling the banks and media!

Yea...I'm a gay American. What now?

Read the rest of the thread. I think you'll find the answer you're looking for.

I fear NSG's cynicism has reached critical mass. Any more, and it'll explode into a fountain of bitterness.

Yea...I'm a gay American. What now?
I think you'll find that you're wrong... somehow...

Are you sure you're not a figment of your own imagination? Or Ruffy's? :eek:

My life is left without meaning.
Aaaw :fluffle:


*Flees*

Aaaw :fluffle:


*Flees*
*dances*
:fluffle:

wtf :confused:...I still have that thing playing in the background btw Snaf..I'm at 30 mins...my zombie transformation should start soon enough

Oh Ruffys become a self-hating gay?
Ruffy, meet me in the airport bathroom pronto!

*dances*
:fluffle:

Snaf, I don't mean to alarm you... but I believe your smooching smilies might be a pair of French Gay Homosexuals... If you're not careful you might find yourself making eyes at Ryan Seacrest again.

Having been a founding member of a chapter of the GSA, and the only male with the cajones to show his face at said meetings, I have to say: While there are apparently no homosexuals in America the Bisexual community seems to be exploding. I have seen a prolific number of "switch-hitters" in my days, and even worked at a convenience store that was crewed almost entirely by people of that persuasion.

A note to the angry liberals who have marched in here with fire and brimstone fancifully organized amongst scented soaps... Relax and remember where you are. It's easy to get bent out of shape knowing that there -are- people who hold these opinions, but close your eyes, count to ten, and they'll go away... mostly because they feel bad about not being able to count to ten themselves.

I feel I must remind you all that ALL Americans have the same rights .... that includes gay people. I am a transgendered female myself and have experienced people who look down their nose at me because of that fact. I have lost jobs and been threatened physically by people who don't understand my issues and don't care to learn. But you know what .... they still expect me to serve in the military, pay taxes and be as fiscally responsible as anyone else. So don't tell me that any of my rights is going to be taken because of it.

Issues? What issues? I think you're perfectly fine! :)

*laughs at Ruffy* Haha, your satire thread has been misunderstood by at least half of the generalite population!
...wait, no... :(

Issues? What issues? I think you're perfectly fine! :)

*laughs at Ruffy* Haha, your satire thread has been misunderstood by at least half of the generalite population!
...wait, no... :(

And if the OP wasn't obvious enough, you have pages and pages of more and more outlandish commentary along with a peppering of n00bs that feel the need to point out they "get" the sarcasm. People are wierd.

Yea...I'm a gay American. What now?And you needed to create a new account to tell us that?

Yea...I'm a gay American. What now?

Don't believe him! He's just another lying liberal!

Don't believe him! He's just another lying liberal!

So he's the other one...

Snaf, I don't mean to alarm you... but I believe your smooching smilies might be a pair of French Gay Homosexuals... If you're not careful you might find yourself making eyes at Ryan Seacrest again.

Having been a founding member of a chapter of the GSA, and the only male with the cajones to show his face at said meetings, I have to say: While there are apparently no homosexuals in America the Bisexual community seems to be exploding. I have seen a prolific number of "switch-hitters" in my days, and even worked at a convenience store that was crewed almost entirely by people of that persuasion.

A note to the angry liberals who have marched in here with fire and brimstone fancifully organized amongst scented soaps... Relax and remember where you are. It's easy to get bent out of shape knowing that there -are- people who hold these opinions, but close your eyes, count to ten, and they'll go away... mostly because they feel bad about not being able to count to ten themselves.
As an American woman it's my duty to make eyes at Ryan Seacrest.

Damn those dirty greedy liberals controlling the banks and media!

And that majority slant on reality!
:mad:

Oh Ruffys become a self-hating gay?
Ruffy, meet me in the airport bathroom pronto!

*psst* tap his foot. It tickles him so.

As an American woman it's my duty to make eyes at Ryan Seacrest.

:eek:

*Is truly scared*

the only "liberal media" are the indies, and even they are more balanaced than left. they seem left by compairison with corporate media which is not only in the pockets of a faschist economic mafia, but litterally an arm of it.

so whenever someone says "libral media" a little red light starts to blink and warning buzzers go off, because the old worn out cleche' of calling media libral, is any more such a totally obviously mythological fantasy.

one that my brain has gotten so pickled by, it has pretty much lost the ability to appreciate and think in terms of synical satyre.

which assuredly this must be. it's just that i'm so far gone from the real tyranny that surrounds us all, that i just can't tell with any degree of confidence any more.

once upon a time, when satyre wasn't reality, it was humourous, and could be appreciated as such, more or less harmlessly. such days ended, was it really less then a decade ago? it seems like forever.

but ended they did, for me, and many many others, along about the second year of a certain presidency i probably don't even have to mention for nearly the entire world to know what i'm talking about.

as for gays; yah, i've met a few. mostly harmless, like everybody else, whatever anyone might otherwise think of their preferences/inclinations/tendencies, whatever it is to call them.

a lot more harmless then what has come to dominate most of this decade where i live, that's for sure.

=^^=
.../\...

OMG! I am sooo glad I am not gay! Wow I guess I am really bi! Whew my mom will be so glad to hear I can give her grandchildren now! Than you so much!

You know, I think this thread is evidence of Ruffy secretly trying to come out. All the signs are there: unusual fascination with gays, wild claims it cannot happen in his country, conspiracy theories....

You know, I think this thread is evidence of Ruffy secretly trying to come out. All the signs are there: unusual fascination with gays, wild claims it cannot happen in his country, conspiracy theories....

Impossible! There are no gays in America!

Impossible! There are no gays in America!

Yep, there are. I'm living proof that there are gays in America.

It's my personal belief that those who are so vehemently anti-gay, are so insecure in their own sexuality that they are afraid being exposed to homosexuals because they're afraid they will desire to have sex with them.

It's also amusing when seeing many of the Fundamentalist tracts against "gays" never illustrate lesbians... Which shows they secretly enjoy woman-on-woman sex, and likely have an entire library of lesbian porn hidden in their basement.

Impossible! There are no gays in America!

It's ok, you can lead the new generation of gays in America to greater acceptance.

:eek:

*Is truly scared*

Just being a card carrying, God fearing American.

Just being a card carrying, God fearing American.

:eek: :eek:

*Is even more scared!*

Especially now that you've actually gotten your card ;-) :Fluffle:

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

Ruffy, you're getting a head of yourself. Since there are no gays in America, we don't need to limit their civil rights, or ban them. Just ignore their liberal lies, and completely forget about the question giving these nonpersons civil rights. Indeed, if you even talk about gay people, the liberals win.

And after their gay conspiracy succeeds, they're going to be coming after you, trying to convert you to gaydom! :eek:

Ruffy, you're getting a head of yourself. Since there are no gays in America, we don't need to limit their civil rights, or ban them. Just ignore their liberal lies, and completely forget about the question giving these nonpersons civil rights. Indeed, if you even talk about gay people, the liberals win.

And after their gay conspiracy succeeds, they're going to be coming after you, trying to convert you to gaydom! :eek:

:eek: Ruffy has become part of the Gay Agenda!!!!!

:eek: Ruffy has become part of the Gay Agenda!!!!!

I know, it's shocking and sad. But it just proves how dastardly those gay loving liberals are. They've made Ruffy a servant of their cause to make the non-existent conquer the world.

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

Who's Chris Crocker?

Who's Chris Crocker?

Fiddles, clearly.

I am lost in my own thread. You're all liberal bastards.

I am lost in my own thread. You're all liberal bastards.

Aww ruffy, you're not lost. see, you're at post #197 :D

I am lost in my own thread. You're all liberal bastards.

You know you enjoy it.

Eh, several countries literally have no gay people, it is not an issue there, except as a legacy of the past.

Comrade Robert Mugabe, noted the colonialist aspect of homosexuality, it didn't exist in the sub-saharan until the colonists came, with their decadent cultural aspects taken from ancient Greece and other Pagans.

It can be wiped out rather easily, but the West has become so permissive that they don't really care about morals anymore. Even Latin America is becoming like that, but when colonized, you sadly adopt some cultural similarity to the oppressors.

It can be wiped out rather easily, but the West has become so permissive that they don't really care about morals anymore. Even Latin America is becoming like that, but when colonized, you sadly adopt some cultural similarity to the oppressors.

Aye..aye.. 'Tis a crying' shame me matey.

Lettin' swabbies do what they want, e'en if they harm nay one else, be a terrible terrible thin'...

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.

It seems to me that you've got something against homosexuals.
This kinda gives me the creeps: 'limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.'

I mean come on!!:eek:

Actually any nation making a claim of having no GLBT people within it's borders is a product of wishful thinking. Its more likely that they exist, but are smart enough to act hetrosexual in public.

Actually any nation making a claim of having no glbt people within it's borders is a product of wishful thinking. Its more likely that they exist, but are smart enough act hetrosexual in public.

You bet your sweet ass you or I would act straight someplace where we could be shot to death, lapidated, buried alive, lynched by a mob, or hanged just because we happen to fall in love with the "wrong" gender.

Gay =/= Stupid with a Death Wish

So yeah, I'm with you on this.

As to the original supposition of this thread, I am personally supprised to learn that in fact I do not really exist, nor does any of the other gays I have personally met within the borders of the United States. Being that Il Ruffino beleaves this completely All gays in America as well as me personally Wink out of existance with a supprised puff of lavender smoke.




Oops what do you know, I am still here. Not even a Tingle of doubt in my existance. Guess He must not have really beleaved it himself:p:p:p

Schwullunde;13114035']As to the original supposition of this thread, I am personally supprised to learn that in fact I do not really exist, nor does any of the other gays I have personally met within the borders of the United States. Being that Il Ruffino beleaves this completely All gays in America as well as me personally Wink out of existance with a supprised puff of lavender smoke.




Oops what do you know, I am still here. Not even a Tingle of doubt in my existance. Guess He must not have really beleaved it himself:p:p:p

Why'd you capitalize Tingle (http://main.zeldafront.com/pages/radio/tingle.jpg)?

In America the liberal media has made up statistics that make claims of there being an actual "gay" population. The reasons are limitless to why they have decided to make such horrible accusations. Liberals not only want to scare Americans, but they also want your money.

What we need to do is limit "civil" rights. I say "civil" because everybody knows the gays are anything but civil.

Discuss.


Wow, I thought all the extreme right wing trolls got banned. (I myself am right wing, but this is way to extreme) Of course there are gays in America, does it really matter?

Eh, several countries literally have no gay people, it is not an issue there, except as a legacy of the past.

Comrade Robert Mugabe, noted the colonialist aspect of homosexuality, it didn't exist in the sub-saharan until the colonists came, with their decadent cultural aspects taken from ancient Greece and other Pagans.

It can be wiped out rather easily, but the West has become so permissive that they don't really care about morals anymore. Even Latin America is becoming like that, but when colonized, you sadly adopt some cultural similarity to the oppressors.


Yeah, because we want the pigs in charge pushing morals on us too.

Eh, several countries literally have no gay people, it is not an issue there, except as a legacy of the past.

Comrade Robert Mugabe, noted the colonialist aspect of homosexuality, it didn't exist in the sub-saharan until the colonists came, with their decadent cultural aspects taken from ancient Greece and other Pagans.

It can be wiped out rather easily, but the West has become so permissive that they don't really care about morals anymore. Even Latin America is becoming like that, but when colonized, you sadly adopt some cultural similarity to the oppressors.

Huh, looks like the far left doesn't like it either.

Eh, several countries literally have no gay people, it is not an issue there, except as a legacy of the past.

Comrade Robert Mugabe, noted the colonialist aspect of homosexuality, it didn't exist in the sub-saharan until the colonists came, with their decadent cultural aspects taken from ancient Greece and other Pagans.

It can be wiped out rather easily, but the West has become so permissive that they don't really care about morals anymore. Even Latin America is becoming like that, but when colonized, you sadly adopt some cultural similarity to the oppressors.

Hahahaha! What a great joke! You almost had me convinced you're a... Wait, that's not a joke? Still funny, I guess, but in a different way.

Huh, looks like the far left doesn't like it either.

So one poster makes up the "far left"?

it didn't exist in the sub-saharan until the colonists came

An old homophobic lie.

Actually, expressions of homosexuality are well-documented in traditional African societies.

Advertisers say it takes people eight times seeing the same message before it starts to stick .....

Heres number two ....


" Actually any nation making a claim of having no GLBT people within it's borders is a product of wishful thinking. Its more likely that they exist, but are smart enough to act hetrosexual in public! "

" Actually any nation making a claim of having no GLBT people within it's borders is a product of wishful thinking. Its more likely that they exist, but are smart enough to act hetrosexual in public! "What exactly would that mean? Publicly mate with women?

So when I head out to the gay club what do I tell the patrons? That they don't exist? For that matter do I not exist? And furthermore any country that claims to have no gays, ie Iran, is a country that stones them the minute they peek out of the closest. Now come on, I worked the word furthermore into a sentence, how could anyone call me uncivilized.

I shudder at the thought of tolerance!

So do I. To "tolerate" something means to submit to something that you would really rather not be there. If you're a homophobe, don't tolerate homosexuality; you wouldn't be true to yourself, and I promise that those naughty, sinful little gays will go elsewhere as soon as you make it known that their presence is not welcome. This applies to "haters" of all stripes, as well as the "haters of haters."

The ultimate offense is insincere "acceptance." It is potlatch, and rather than being "enlightened," it is a kick in the teeth to the target of one's latent bigotry.