Boxing with a world leader
If you could get into a boxing match with one world leader, who would it be? And would you win?
Heretichia
25-09-2007, 12:03
If you could get into a boxing match with one world leader, who would it be? And would you win?
Putin... He looks like a hard dude and would give me a go for the money... those russians are badass...
Cabra West
25-09-2007, 12:08
Angela Merkel.
Just for the fun of it.
German Nightmare
25-09-2007, 13:06
Angela Merkel.
Just for the fun of it.
Dammit! I was gonna give her a good smackdown!!! :D
The dalai lama. My plan is to put big money on him and throw the fight by appearing staggeringly drunk.
Rambhutan
25-09-2007, 13:28
I could probably go a couple of rounds with Pratibha Patil
Cabra West
25-09-2007, 13:54
Dammit! I was gonna give her a good smackdown!!! :D
Can you imagine how much RTL would pay us for the rights to broadcast live? :D
South Lorenya
25-09-2007, 14:27
Do I get to stab them with my claws? If so, Ahmedinejad (who should get the hell out of my state). If not, Dubya (like I'd turn down a chance to LEGALLY beat the crap out of him!)
King Arthur the Great
25-09-2007, 14:31
Dubby! A chance to easily pulverize him would be sooooo fun.
[NS]I BEFRIEND CHESTNUTS
25-09-2007, 15:34
Putin... He looks like a hard dude and would give me a go for the money... those russians are badass...
Putin would flatten you with his mad judo skillz! (Serious, he's black belt).
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
25-09-2007, 16:39
Dubby! A chance to easily pulverize him would be sooooo fun.
I dunno, he was a drunk and possible drug-abuser back in the day and he's a big fitness nut now, he could probably kick the crap out of most NSers.
FreedomEverlasting
25-09-2007, 16:47
Arnold Schwarzenegger, I know governor is not really a world leader but think about it, MAN vs GOVERNATOR. That's gonna be pretty crazy.
I'm gonna go with former president Carter...He is long over due for a beat down
Putin... He looks like a hard dude and would give me a go for the money... those russians are badass...
Same. I'm sure I'd lose, but (1) it would be fun to spar a 6th dan anything, even judo master and (2) he's a relatively small guy and close to my height, and I hate sparring matches with huge height discrepancies.
The Parkus Empire
25-09-2007, 18:06
If you could get into a boxing match with one world leader, who would it be? And would you win?
I prefer fencing. For extra brutality we could use real swords. Then I take a glove, and smack Kim-Jong Il in the face. Oh, and I would win, as KJI wouldn't know how to fence properly.
Most world leaders could probably crush me. So I'd go for Castro, as he's the only one I have a chance against.
If, however, I am allowed to take some krav maga prior to the match, then I'll take on Omar Al-Bashir of Sudan. I was going to say Kim Jong-Il, but there is a good chance that he has taken tae kwon do, and damned if I'm going to let the world's shortest dictator kick my butt. Al-Bashir is likely untrained in martial arts, and I get to use anti-genocidal rage on him.
Pasargad
25-09-2007, 18:25
lol waiting for hillary to become president :D
btw wont mind few rounds with bush :mp5:
The blessed Chris
25-09-2007, 18:38
I want a hell in a cell match with Tony Blair. Vindictive perhaps, but damn I'd enjoy watching him bleed.
Lacadaemon
25-09-2007, 18:41
I want a hell in a cell match with Tony Blair. Vindictive perhaps, but damn I'd enjoy watching him bleed.
He has no blood. His cold black lying heart pumps a sticky evil oil through his veins.
German Nightmare
25-09-2007, 18:52
Can you imagine how much RTL would pay us for the rights to broadcast live? :D
We'd be rich! RICH!!!
Bossy Basset Hounds
25-09-2007, 18:56
Margret Thacher, even when I was twelve i really wanted to bop that nose of hers. After that, she would most likely chew my leg off.
Infinite Revolution
25-09-2007, 18:57
Gordo, that's a face that could take a beating if ever there was one.
Lacadaemon
25-09-2007, 19:04
Gordo, that's a face that could take a beating if ever there was one.
I think he's blind in one eye. So it would be an easy match.
The blessed Chris
25-09-2007, 19:30
He has no blood. His cold black lying heart pumps a sticky evil oil through his veins.
The contrast will be more striking then.:D
Rhursbourg
25-09-2007, 22:55
Thabo Mbeki , Iam sure i could go a few rounds with him
Infinite Revolution
25-09-2007, 23:15
I think he's blind in one eye. So it would be an easy match.
good job that, i'm shit in a fight.