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Babe Thread: another unspammy attempt

Soviestan
24-09-2007, 21:37
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.
The Parkus Empire
24-09-2007, 21:49
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.

Greek statues pretty much say it all for me.
Ultraviolent Radiation
24-09-2007, 21:51
Greek statues pretty much say it all for me.

Amputee fetish?
Bann-ed
24-09-2007, 21:53
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.

"beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite sex"

That should answer your question.
Levee en masse
24-09-2007, 21:57
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.

Pulse...












... it was only a matter of time :p
The Parkus Empire
24-09-2007, 21:57
Amputee fetish?

Ah. One of those people who stereotype Greek statues with the Roman sculpture Venus Di Milo.
New Stalinberg
24-09-2007, 21:59
Uh Oh! 7 Posts And Nothing Has Happend! I Better Lock It!

It's A Good Thing Nsg Isn't In A Declining State Right Now!
Dinaverg
24-09-2007, 22:01
Ah. One of those people who stereotype Greek statues with the Roman sculpture Venus Di Milo.

I think it was a joke...
Ultraviolent Radiation
24-09-2007, 22:06
Ah. One of those people who stereotype Greek statues with the Roman sculpture Venus Di Milo.

It was, as Dinaverg correctly postulates, a joke.
The Parkus Empire
24-09-2007, 22:10
It was, as Dinaverg correctly postulates, a joke.

I'm well aware of that. It just disturbs me anytime someone substitutes Roman for Greek anything, or vice versa. Like when Greeks wear white clothes in the movies. :rolleyes:
Ultraviolent Radiation
24-09-2007, 22:17
I'm well aware of that. It just disturbs me anytime someone substitutes Roman for Greek anything, or vice versa. Like when Greeks wear white clothes in the movies. :rolleyes:

My ignorance was not willful, if that makes it any less disturbing.
The Parkus Empire
24-09-2007, 22:21
My ignorance was not willful, if that makes it any less disturbing.

It actually makes it more disturbing. Of course, I suppose there are plenty of Greek statues bereft of appendages. But still, I knew you were referencing a particular Roman work, which irked me slightly.
Ultraviolent Radiation
24-09-2007, 22:26
It actually makes it more disturbing. Of course, I suppose there are plenty of Greek statues bereft of appendages. But still, I knew you were referencing a particular Roman work, which irked me slightly.

Not really referencing anything in particular, I just had a vague recollection of Greek statues not having arms.
The Parkus Empire
24-09-2007, 22:29
Not really referencing anything in particular, I just had a vague recollection of Greek statues not having arms. Trust me. You were thinking of this (http://www.netingenuity.com/elearning/tour/images/VenusDeMilo.jpg).
Callang Provinces
24-09-2007, 22:34
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.


The look of drowsiness as the Rohypnol takes affect.
Sarkhaan
24-09-2007, 22:59
Trust me. You were thinking of this (http://www.netingenuity.com/elearning/tour/images/VenusDeMilo.jpg).

Ironic that mixing up Greek and Roman stuff bothers you, yet you just did it...

*hint* Venus de Milo is actually Aphrodite de Milo
Sumamba Buwhan
24-09-2007, 23:02
http://peoriapundit.com/blogpeoria/wp-content/drew_barrymore_boyfriend_out_of_town.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/7/G/H/1/HFPA06_3983.jpg

My favorite body type and innocent looks.
Mirkai
24-09-2007, 23:04
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.

Openness, acceptance, an appreciation of nature, and an absence of piercings through the genitals.

One hole is plenty.
Trailers
24-09-2007, 23:20
How to say..





Vagoo?
Dexlysia
24-09-2007, 23:22
http://peoriapundit.com/blogpeoria/wp-content/drew_barrymore_boyfriend_out_of_town.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/7/G/H/1/HFPA06_3983.jpg

My favorite body type and innocent looks.

Huh? Pictures? In a babe thread?
The Parkus Empire
24-09-2007, 23:25
Ironic that mixing up Greek and Roman stuff bothers you, yet you just did it...

*hint* Venus de Milo is actually Aphrodite de Milo

*looks sidelong* Are you sure? If so, I'd feel rather silly. In a book I own it's called a "Roman Copy".
Sadel
24-09-2007, 23:34
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de_Milo

And yes, who doesn't have an amputee fetish? Armless girls are a lot easier to pick up--mainly because they weigh less.
The Parkus Empire
25-09-2007, 00:03
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de_Milo

And yes, who doesn't have an amputee fetish? Armless girls are a lot easier to pick up--mainly because they weigh less.

Once again hard earned knowledge, and countless hours of research (not to mention cherished facts I thought I knew) are trumped by that blasted Wikipedia!
The Infinite Dunes
25-09-2007, 00:11
What do I look for in members of the opposite sex? Me! Hur, hur, hur.
Bann-ed
25-09-2007, 00:39
What do I look for in members of the opposite sex? Me! Hur, hur, hur.

Ba-dum pshh..
Keruvalia
25-09-2007, 00:41
Amputee fetish?

Oh how I have sooo missed this forum.

I just sprayed my screen with scotch and soda. Thanks. :D
Zilam
25-09-2007, 00:43
NSG is going down hill. Horny teenage males are not posting their best non nude photographs of women. What a sad, sad day.:(
Keruvalia
25-09-2007, 00:47
As always, I find a beautiful face and talent way, way more appealing than what's going on below because the neck down changes *constantly*.

So .... my usual pick ....

http://stuff.mit.edu/afs/sipb/user/nocturne/pics/tori_amos.gif
Bann-ed
25-09-2007, 00:48
NSG is going down hill. Horny teenage males are not posting their best non nude photographs of women. What a sad, sad day.:(

Not anymore maybe, as NSG ages, so does the rest of the world, including the above demographic.

But that is no excuse for the lack of photos! :(
Keruvalia
25-09-2007, 00:50
And we've missed you! *hug*

Yay!! :fluffle:

Glad to know you're still here. :) [/hijack]
Johnny B Goode
25-09-2007, 00:51
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.

Curves, intelligence, slight randomness.
Sumamba Buwhan
25-09-2007, 00:53
Oh how I have sooo missed this forum.

I just sprayed my screen with scotch and soda. Thanks. :D


And we've missed you! *hug*
Dexlysia
25-09-2007, 00:55
Obligatory:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/57841634_015fe97ae0.jpg
Sumamba Buwhan
25-09-2007, 00:58
Yay!! :fluffle:

Glad to know you're still here. :) [/hijack]

:fluffle:
Here sometimes, but more often at the 'No' in my sig.

I often wonder about you. Hope all is well in Keruville
Good Lifes
25-09-2007, 01:00
What do you find to be beautiful, attributes etc, in the opposite(or same) sex? Visual aids would be helpful.

The number one asset any woman can have is a smile.

A smile will add 4-6 points to any woman, regardless of anything else.
Lame Bums
25-09-2007, 01:00
http://z8.invisionfree.com/Earth_Six/index.php?showtopic=3078

I had my forum members do the work for me. :p


But at the same rate, let's not forget this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Croatia.jpg
Howinder
25-09-2007, 01:05
A short, curvy body, nice personalities and a sense of humour make me happy.
Zilam
25-09-2007, 01:05
Obligatory:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/57841634_015fe97ae0.jpg

I approve! :)
Bann-ed
25-09-2007, 01:11
I approve! :)

Thirded!

someone already beat me to the seconding...;)
Sarkhaan
25-09-2007, 02:02
*looks sidelong* Are you sure? If so, I'd feel rather silly. In a book I own it's called a "Roman Copy".

Positive. Wiki has it cited, and slightly more reassuringly, they state in on the museaum tour, as well as every book I've seen on the subject
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 05:21
Ah. One of those people who stereotype Greek statues with the Roman sculpture Venus Di Milo.

It was still funny.
:)
Layarteb
25-09-2007, 05:26
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4039/keiraknightleyaug2k4arets0.jpg
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 05:30
NSG is going down hill. Horny teenage males are not posting their best non nude photographs of women. What a sad, sad day.:(

Less talk, more panty-ante!
*snaps fingers*
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 05:43
Well, eyes, hair, no particular meth-mouth or trackmarks, a reasonable amount of bilateral symmetry ....
brains are good, preferably past the reptilian stage ...

hmmm.
Gotta think it over.
*whispers to Dinaverg*

Ah, yes..:
http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/mythbuster-kari.jpg
http://www.dvdwolf.com/Images/B/Halle_Berry/halle_berry.jpg


Oh yes, there's more ...

http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/I/G/alysonhannigan.jpg
http://home.drenik.net/wall04/models/Ali_Landry.jpg
http://www.israword.co.il/gallery/data/media/74/zy_JosieMaran_Intimissimi_AW2003_MarcHom_002.jpg
http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/306/306877-shakira-sexy-hot-screensaver.jpg
http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/05/Salma_Hayek.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/natalie-portman/pictures/natalie-portman-picture-1.jpg
http://blog.joins.com/usr/c/h/chaeleesbs/25/Jessica_Alba_Maxim_Shoot_Raws_22(2).jpg
http://synaptoman.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/charlize.jpg
...
Gataway
25-09-2007, 05:51
Amputee fetish?

lol if it wouldn't get me banned I know sites just for that kinda thing..of course now I'm going to end up having to explain why/how I know about amputee porn sites...oh bother..

As for me..anything with a new or very lightly used V-jay jay..suits me just fine
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 05:52
lol if it wouldn't get me banned I know sites just for that kinda thing..of course now I'm going to end up having to explain why/how I know about amputee porn sites...oh bother..

As for me..anything with a new or very lightly used V-jay jay..suits me just fine
Makes a good anecdote .... perhaps for a thread. *nods*
Besides you should just go on basic assumption that all the rest of us are well-affiliated with things like stumphumping and such.
Gataway
25-09-2007, 05:58
Makes a good anecdote .... perhaps for a thread. *nods*
Besides you should just go on basic assumption that all the rest of us are well-affiliated with things like stumphumping and such.

Which part is a good anecdote?

Stumphumping lol
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 06:00
Which part is a good anecdote?Personal experiences. *nods emphatically*


Stumphumping lol
:D
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 06:02
I see...and I don't know if stumphumping is actually that funny to say and read or if it is because I am mildly intoxicated and it is very early in the morning

Whatever gets ya through. :)
Gataway
25-09-2007, 06:05
I see...and I don't know if stumphumping is actually that funny to say and read or if it is because I am mildly intoxicated and it is very early in the morning
Rhalellan
25-09-2007, 06:56
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/raquelwelch/raquel_welch_9.jpg
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 07:00
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/raquelwelch/raquel_welch_9.jpg

http://images.quizilla.com/N/ninotchka/1058572601_izHayworth.jpg
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 07:03
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l255/rtpayton17/2-Legged-Dog-Faith.jpg

Thats hot on so many levels

EDIT: Talking about the dog before someone twists that around into something horrible

A picture's certainly worth a K words ....
Gataway
25-09-2007, 07:03
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l255/rtpayton17/2-Legged-Dog-Faith.jpg

Thats hot on so many levels

EDIT: Talking about the dog before someone twists that around into something horrible
Trollgaard
25-09-2007, 07:11
http://jennifer-aniston.topwomen.org/images/jennifer-aniston.gif
Wilgrove
25-09-2007, 07:31
I like Filipinas. :D
Keruvalia
25-09-2007, 15:13
[QUOTE=Gataway;13080902Thats hot on so many levels
[/QUOTE]

You've seen it .... you can't unsee it!
Posi
25-09-2007, 18:15
Being omniscient and omnipresent (respectively), I sought answers from Wikipedia and Google.

Wikipedia defined babe as thus:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Michele_Merkin_1.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Karina_Bacchi2.jpg

While Google returned these answers:
http://www.zocotravel.com/images/photos/galleries/reef_girls_spain/images/miss-reef-contest-babe-7.jpg
http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/03/Fiat-Booth-Babe-Moscow.jpg
Dinaverg
25-09-2007, 21:17
Well, eyes, hair, no particular meth-mouth or trackmarks, a reasonable amount of bilateral symmetry ....
brains are good, preferably past the reptilian stage ...

hmmm.
Gotta think it over.
*whispers to Dinaverg*

Ah, yes..:
http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/mythbuster-kari.jpg
http://www.dvdwolf.com/Images/B/Halle_Berry/halle_berry.jpg


:D
Mirkana
26-09-2007, 03:59
Good:
Good heart - must be a good person
Reasonably intelligent
Jewish
Modesty

Bad:
Piercings/tattoos
Tries to act sexy
The Brevious
26-09-2007, 04:48
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Karina_Bacchi2.jpg

Katie Couric prom pix? Sweet!
I'd tang that.
Good Lifes
26-09-2007, 05:16
Bad:
Piercings/tattoos


Ok on the ones you date but not the ones you marry.
Gataway
26-09-2007, 05:18
Ok on the ones you date but not the ones you marry.

Im just in it for the smurfing so its all good..or as Brev would say Tanging