Michael Jackson is dead.
http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/news_detail.aspx?articleid=49858
I'll drink to his memory! :(
New Manvir
24-09-2007, 18:00
Damn...what's with all these misleading death threads... :mad:
Damn...what's with all these misleading death threads... :mad:
I concur you got my hopes up for nothing :mad:
Wilgrove
24-09-2007, 18:04
It's the wrong Michael Jackson!
Dinaverg
24-09-2007, 18:05
Technically I don't think it was misleading. He even said "drink to his memory" which, I dunno why he'd do that for the singer guy.
Okay not misleading lets take a poll how many people knew that the Top beer expert named Michael Jackson even existed?
I sure as hell didn't
The Infinite Dunes
24-09-2007, 18:13
That is a very unflattering picture... makes him look like Saddam after he was just dragged out of his hole in Tikrit.
But I'll drink the memory of anyone who is that passionate about fine beer.
Gauthier
24-09-2007, 18:46
It's the wrong Michael Jackson!
You know what ecologists say. Organic matter decays, but plastic endures forever. And the world will miss out on finding out all about the great beers of the world. Something that's truly sad.
Brutland and Norden
24-09-2007, 18:49
You know what ecologists say. Organic matter decays, but plastic endures forever.
So we have to drop Michael Jackson's corpse in a recycling plant, not a cemetery?
You know what ecologists say. Organic matter decays, but plastic endures forever. And the world will miss out on finding out all about the great beers of the world. Something that's truly sad.
Yes...America the only country in the world where a little black boy can turn into an ugly white woman
Gauthier
24-09-2007, 19:07
So we have to drop Michael Jackson's corpse in a recycling plant, not a cemetery?
And risk that matter turning up in children's soft drink bottles?
Sadwillow III
24-09-2007, 19:09
That is a very unflattering picture... makes him look like Saddam after he was just dragged out of his hole in Tikrit.
He was deep in his cups? An obituary picture should show a man doing what he loves. My obituary would have to be on a porn site.:D
Brutland and Norden
24-09-2007, 19:11
And risk that matter turning up in children's soft drink bottles?
No, we'll turn it into children's toys. much better.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-09-2007, 19:21
It's the wrong Michael Jackson!
He tested beer for a living. I say he's the Right Michael Jackson.
I miss him already. :(
The Alma Mater
24-09-2007, 19:21
It's the wrong Michael Jackson!
"Wrong" as in "does not fancy little boys" ? ;)
Okay not misleading lets take a poll how many people knew that the Top beer expert named Michael Jackson even existed?
I sure as hell didn't
I did, but only 'cause I saw his obit like a week ago.
This was the Michael Jackson I cared about...it's a shame that such a great beer expert has been lost. Ah well, here's to hoping there's good beer in the great beyond.
Ulrichland
24-09-2007, 19:28
'bout time.
Wilgrove
24-09-2007, 19:53
"Wrong" as in "does not fancy little boys" ? ;)
I was just so hopeful that the kid who was in those Home Alone movies shot him for molesting him when he was younger. :(
King Arthur the Great
24-09-2007, 20:15
I drink to Micheal Jackson. If only jacko had been taken instead.
And as for jacko's body, better idea: solar research (Jacko Voyager 1). So many ways to turn that into a pun (since he'll be a sun probe), and it actually makes use of the the plastic (not as subject to intense magnetic fields) before it is altered on the atomic level (fusion).
http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/news_detail.aspx?articleid=49858
I'll drink to his memory! :(
I don't drink, so have one for me.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-09-2007, 20:34
Damn! And here I thought it was the useless Michael Jackson. Oh well.
Here's to you, Mr. Jackson. *Lifts a Blue Moon in his honor.* May you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.