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What is Worse?

Anti-Social Darwinism
24-09-2007, 07:13
What is worse, mocking God or not believing in God?

I, personally, enjoy making jokes about God (if he/she even exists). I know that he/she (again if he/she even exists) has made me the butt of many really bad, juvenile jokes in my life and I feel the need for reciprocity.
Wilgrove
24-09-2007, 07:21
Eh I think God has a sense of humor, I mean look at the Platypus.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-09-2007, 07:23
Eh I think God has a sense of humor, I mean look at the Platypus.

How can God not have a sense of humor? He's God. ;)
United Beleriand
24-09-2007, 07:25
Eh I think God has a sense of humor, I mean look at the Platypus.That's not funny :rolleyes:
Barringtonia
24-09-2007, 07:26
Eh I think God has a sense of humor, I mean look at the Platypus.

The platypus was his most serious endeavor. We humans are not yet sufficiently advanced to understand why.
United Beleriand
24-09-2007, 07:27
How can God not have a sense of humor? He's God.A jewish fabrication cannot have humor. And the biblical character that folks pretend to be God does not have humor either.
The Brevious
24-09-2007, 07:29
Eh I think God has a sense of humor, I mean look at the Platypus.

Pray the Platypus never takes it personally.
I mean, look at Job!
The Brevious
24-09-2007, 07:31
What is worse, mocking God or not believing in God?

I, personally, enjoy making jokes about God (if he/she even exists). I know that he/she (again if he/she even exists) has made me the butt of many really bad, juvenile jokes in my life and I feel the need for reciprocity.

Being firmly in the "mocking 'God'" group, i can't say it's worse.
In fact, it's been much, much better than before i did.
As far as being worse than not believing, dunno. No reason to believe anything you haven't or can't experience, so that's basically up to personal experience.
But you should feel free to mock anything you want, so long as you're willing to deal with the consequences.
The Brevious
24-09-2007, 07:31
The platypus was his most serious endeavor. We humans are not yet sufficiently advanced to understand why.

Winner of thread?
Bah, i don't even understand The Edsel.
Vetalia
24-09-2007, 07:59
If God can't take a joke, he's not worth believing in. I think he has one hell of a sense of humor, if tube worms and the platypus are any indication.
Barringtonia
24-09-2007, 08:10
If God can't take a joke, he's not worth believing in. I think he has one hell of a sense of humor, if tube worms and the platypus are any indication.

The funny thing is: the very giving us of humour was his greatest joke of all.

His line of thought was: man, given the shit I'm heaping on mankind in terms of wars, famine, persecution etc., if I don't do something fast they're going to commit mass suicide and then my daily soap opera will be finished.

Therefore, he gave us humour so we could laugh at the daily miseries inflicted upon us and thus forget that it's all so very depressing.

'Hey, did you hear 100, 000 Ethiopians died of famine yesterday?'
'No, but I know a joke about them...'

How he laughed at such a simple solution.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-09-2007, 10:04
A jewish fabrication cannot have humor. And the biblical character that folks pretend to be God does not have humor either.

They can and do. But I know somebody who doesn't. ;)
Dryks Legacy
24-09-2007, 10:12
Eh I think God has a sense of humor, I mean look at the Platypus.

Why single out just one animal (aware of the reference)? A lot of my country's native flora and fauna is pretty damn weird. Also where does the venomousness and electrolocation factor into the joke that is the platypus?
Mirkai
24-09-2007, 10:14
What is worse, mocking God or not believing in God?

I, personally, enjoy making jokes about God (if he/she even exists). I know that he/she (again if he/she even exists) has made me the butt of many really bad, juvenile jokes in my life and I feel the need for reciprocity.

I think, if I ran a kingdom which I only interacted with through the use of mediums, I'd be more offended by people mocking me than people questioning my existence.
Bottle
24-09-2007, 13:03
What is worse, mocking God or not believing in God?

I, personally, enjoy making jokes about God (if he/she even exists). I know that he/she (again if he/she even exists) has made me the butt of many really bad, juvenile jokes in my life and I feel the need for reciprocity.
I'd say that mocking God is even better than lacking belief in God, because the mocking of God can encourage more people to stop believing in God.
Tekania
24-09-2007, 13:29
Eh I think God has a sense of humor, I mean look at the Platypus.

Either that, or it's proof that he gets high.....

God: "Ok ok, check this out HAHAHAHAH! I'll give it the tale of a beaver, but the bill of a duck...... It's warm blooded, and produces milk like a mammal... But it'll lay eggs.... WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" (Takes another puff)....
Rambhutan
24-09-2007, 13:35
Either that, or it's proof that he gets high.....

God: "Ok ok, check this out HAHAHAHAH! I'll give it the tale of a beaver, but the bill of a duck...... It's warm blooded, and produces milk like a mammal... But it'll lay eggs.... WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" (Takes another puff)....

...and poisonous
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-09-2007, 14:25
A jewish fabrication cannot have humor. And the biblical character that folks pretend to be God does not have humor either.
God isn't a Jewish fabrication anymore. A couple thousand years of theology and philosophy have given the Christian deity his own essence and personality, independent from YHWH.

It is better not to believe in God, because most of the people who mock him really suck at being funny and only come off as huge, smug douchebags. Some days, I think being plunged into a hellish Christian theocracy would almost be worth it, just to see some Youtubers dragged over the coals and say, "You remember that time you complained about how oppressed you were because the teacher mentioned Intelligent Design in your Biology class? Well, this is what real oppression feels like, bitch."
Ifreann
24-09-2007, 14:31
Mocking god leads to lulz. Not believing in god leads to nothing. I know which I'd prefer.
Rejistania
24-09-2007, 15:46
I do not believe in him/her/it but I like to mock the concept...
HC Eredivisie
24-09-2007, 16:01
In Soviet Russia, God mocks YOU!
Kryozerkia
24-09-2007, 16:23
I'd say mocking God and not believing in God are both very sound practices. I fail to see how one is worse than the other. Both are good IMHO.
Smunkeeville
24-09-2007, 16:27
I don't know if one is worse than the other......I don't particularly have a problem with either. What I do have a problem with is people mocking me. I don't think that's very cool.
Grave_n_idle
24-09-2007, 16:29
What is worse, mocking God or not believing in God?


Which God?

Seems to me there can't be anything particularly bad about either if we can't even come to an agreement about who 'god' is.
Good Lifes
24-09-2007, 18:41
Jesus was criticized by the religious conservatives for eating, drinking, and partying. So I would have to say that God wants humans to have a good time. It's the religious conservatives that don't understand God.
The Looney Tunes
24-09-2007, 18:47
Well if there really is a god hes making a very good job of mocking us... so why not mock back :p
United Beleriand
24-09-2007, 19:16
God isn't a Jewish fabrication anymore. A couple thousand years of theology and philosophy have given the Christian deity his own essence and personality, independent from YHWH.So the interpretation has changed, but not the fact that it's a fabricated god.
Greater Trostia
24-09-2007, 19:25
A jewish fabrication cannot have humor.

I get the feeling that you just don't like Jews.

That's OK. We don't like you either, the only difference is we have all the power and wealth. ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
24-09-2007, 19:25
God isn't a Jewish fabrication anymore. A couple thousand years of theology and philosophy have given the Christian deity his own essence and personality, independent from YHWH.

It is better not to believe in God, because most of the people who mock him really suck at being funny and only come off as huge, smug douchebags. Some days, I think being plunged into a hellish Christian theocracy would almost be worth it, just to see some Youtubers dragged over the coals and say, "You remember that time you complained about how oppressed you were because the teacher mentioned Intelligent Design in your Biology class? Well, this is what real oppression feels like, bitch."

Yay! :D
Splintered Yootopia
24-09-2007, 19:26
What is worse, mocking God or not believing in God?
United Beleriand.
Bitchkitten
24-09-2007, 19:27
For some reason my roomies come to me with all their theology questions. One question they keep asking me- if you believe in God and accept J.C. as your savior, can you still go to heaven if you profess to believe God's an evil asshole?

Does believing trump hating the guy?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-09-2007, 19:55
So the interpretation has changed, but not the fact that it's a fabricated god.
Fictional characters are often given a sense of humor. Just because something doesn't exist, doesn't mean that one can't attach personality attributes to it.
Bann-ed
24-09-2007, 20:00
A jewish fabrication cannot have humor. And the biblical character that folks pretend to be God does not have humor either.

Neither do you apparently. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
24-09-2007, 20:03
Fictional characters are often given a sense of humor. Just because something doesn't exist, doesn't mean that one can't attach personality attributes to it.

*points to the plethora of 'Captain Kirk vs. Captain Picard' threads on various internet forums as proof of this and nods*
United Beleriand
24-09-2007, 20:08
I get the feeling that you just don't like Jews.Exactly. Fabricating a god and then believing in it is simply idiotic.

That's OK. We don't like you either, the only difference is we have all the power and wealth. ;)No, you don't.
United Beleriand
24-09-2007, 20:10
Fictional characters are often given a sense of humor. Just because something doesn't exist, doesn't mean that one can't attach personality attributes to it.Well, as long as you keep in mind that you are attaching personality attributes to something inexistent, it's OK. But believers don't do that. They mix their own personal or collective fantasies with reality and write silly books about it...
Lunatic Goofballs
24-09-2007, 20:14
Well, as long as you keep in mind that you are attaching personality attributes to something inexistent, it's OK. But believers don't do that. They mix their own personal or collective fantasies with reality and write silly books about it...

...and they're coming for YOU!!! :eek:
Free Socialist Allies
24-09-2007, 20:18
If an omnipotent god did exist, why would he care if you mocked him? That'd be like the star of the high school football team wailing on the emo kid who said he sucked. You know, that would make God a really insecure motherfucker.

I think Sade wrote something once, on the irony of an atheist cursing the god they don't believe in. I do sometimes, but just to piss off people. Though if an atheist curses or mocks god all alone then that is a bit strange.
Ultraviolent Radiation
24-09-2007, 21:18
What is worse, mocking God or not believing in God?

I, personally, enjoy making jokes about God (if he/she even exists). I know that he/she (again if he/she even exists) has made me the butt of many really bad, juvenile jokes in my life and I feel the need for reciprocity.

"Mocking God" is worse because it requires belief in God. No sugarcoating I'm afraid, but it's not like you're being diplomatic towards nonbelievers.
Ruby City
24-09-2007, 21:19
Joking about God is good. If your intention is to be funny thats cool. Even preachers joke about God in less conservative churches sometimes to lighten up their sermon.

Mocking God is bad. If your intention is to be insulting you're an immature jerk.
For some reason my roomies come to me with all their theology questions. One question they keep asking me- if you believe in God and accept J.C. as your savior, can you still go to heaven if you profess to believe God's an evil asshole?

Does believing trump hating the guy?
The devil believes God exists but also hates the guy. I doubt the devil can go to heaven.
Bossy Basset Hounds
24-09-2007, 21:43
I believe in God,big fuckin deal, I read somewhere that I'm not a freak on that one. And to that add,that I do mock God once and a while,man,there have been times when I messed something up so badly and he didnt help out,that I called her/him/it every name I could create.Anyway,believe what you want,my God is exactly that,My God,respect that,and just like I wish I was rude enough to tell the Saturday morning doorknockers,keep your God to yourself.
Bolol
24-09-2007, 22:11
A jewish fabrication cannot have humor. And the biblical character that folks pretend to be God does not have humor either.

Says the one with "There is no Biblical God" in big, loud, mind-stabbingly obnoxious lettering in his signature.

*sigh*

Maybe you're the one who lacks humor*. God certainly doesn't. If we are made in His image, so the scriptures say at least, the of course He has a sense of humor...

...Post-Old Testament of course, back when blasphemy got you plagues and ruin and pillars of salt. In today's New-Testament world, after God was ordered to take anger management classes after striking a Cherub, you can easily make fun of Him, and He'll take it in stride.

*EDIT: Aw! I was beaten to it!
Greater Trostia
24-09-2007, 23:28
Exactly. Fabricating a god and then believing in it is simply idiotic.

Yeah it's just like when they fabricated that Holocaust nonsense, right?

No, you don't.

Oh, are you sure of that?
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 05:55
'Hey, did you hear 100, 000 Ethiopians died of famine yesterday?'
'No, but I know a joke about them...'

How he laughed at such a simple solution.

Christ if you can't seriously take the funny out of your example there.
:(
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 05:56
Fictional characters are often given a sense of humor. Just because something doesn't exist, doesn't mean that one can't attach personality attributes to it.

QFT.
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 05:59
Mocking God is bad. If your intention is to be insulting you're an immature jerk.Don't try to bring "mature" into discussion about religious perks and premise. Bad move.

The devil believes God exists but also hates the guy. I doubt the devil can go to heaven."the" "devil" doesn't have to believe in "God". And, "it" was already "there", and grew out of "it".
Anti-Social Darwinism
25-09-2007, 07:05
"the" "devil" doesn't have to believe in "God". And, "it" was already "there", and grew out of "it".

Yes. I believe he said "It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." The first and, I hope, not the last of the God-mockers.
The Brevious
25-09-2007, 07:08
Yes. I believe he said "It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." The first and, I hope, not the last of the God-mockers.
Not likely the last, 'specially if NS stays around a while! :p
Big Jim P
25-09-2007, 14:51
I prefer to mock god followers: you get a better response.

I don't believe in them either.