Your date with death
Johnny B Goode
21-09-2007, 23:56
Tuesday, May 24th, 2067. Never did like Tuesdays.
Brachiosaurus
21-09-2007, 23:57
www.deathclock.com
Enter your height and your BMI and it will tell you an estimate of the exact day you are going to meet the angel of death.
Just remember, you can't cancel your date. You have to keep it.
The Blaatschapen
21-09-2007, 23:57
Saturday June 22 2058...
Oh noes, less than 51 year to live :(
Wait, that would make me 73.... That's awfully young to die, especially considering the facts that my BMI is below 25 and that I don't smoke :p
Can I reschedule my appointment?
www.deathclock.com
Enter your height and your BMI and it will tell you an estimate of the exact day you are going to meet the angel of death.
Just remember, you can't cancel your date. You have to keep it.
Sunday, February 11, 2080
NEIN! I plan to live forever.
Splintered Yootopia
22-09-2007, 00:02
Deathclock is shite. There was some other one with the BMI and height thingy and then a whole bunch of questions, which gave a much more reasonable answer.
(Tuesday, October 9, 2063, supposedly)
*edits*
As a supposedly slightly overweight smoker born in 1989, I'll be honest, I'm not that gutted.
um if you click the check your death clock button numerous times it changes sometimes by as much as ten years...
hold on.. that BMI calculator has to be wrong..it doesn't take into account muscle weight. Erg...
November 13th 2063...
awe shit.. this contradicts my goal of living to be a 140...
New Limacon
22-09-2007, 00:32
hold on.. that BMI calculator has to be wrong..it doesn't take into account muscle weight. Erg...
November 13th 2063...
awe shit.. this contradicts my goal of living to be a 140...
The BMI calculator isn't wrong, BMI isn't supposed to take into account muscle weight (which is why basing your lifespan on it is fairly silly).
Wilgrove
22-09-2007, 01:00
Friday, November 30, 2057
Great, I'm going to die on a Friday, can't it wait till Monday?
Chandelier
22-09-2007, 01:04
Friday, April 5, 2069
Nov 20th 2083
meh, nevermind...my arithmetic skills are just awesome. *headslap*
Seathornia
22-09-2007, 01:15
Thursday, September 29, 2061
I swear the Sadistic one makes the seconds pass faster.
So it varies between 2020s, 2040s, 2060s, 2080s... depending on sadistic, pessimistic, normal and optimistic.
Johnny B Goode
22-09-2007, 01:55
Saturday June 22 2058...
Oh noes, less than 51 year to live :(
Wait, that would make me 73.... That's awfully young to die, especially considering the facts that my BMI is below 25 and that I don't smoke :p
Can I reschedule my appointment?
Nope. I get to die at 74. Which isn't too bad, considering I'm at risk for diabetes.
Katganistan
22-09-2007, 02:33
Heh. Apparently they don't like my BMI, but they expect me to die at 91.
New Manvir
22-09-2007, 02:39
Friday, July 6, 2063
Maineiacs
22-09-2007, 02:40
Just to test this thing, I hit the "caculate" button five times without changing my input. I got five different answers ranging from 2018 to 2041.
Arktalas
22-09-2007, 02:44
That is awesome, I'm an optimistic smoker that's going to live till I'm 98!!:D
Katganistan
22-09-2007, 02:46
Just to test this thing, I hit the "caculate" button five times without changing my input. I got five different answers ranging from 2018 to 2041.
I got the same thing over and over -- are you sure it did not recalculate your BMI or your temperament?
Infinite Revolution
22-09-2007, 02:47
Thursday, May 30, 2058
i'm 23, how old will that make me when i die?
/sucks balls at maths.
The Scandinvans
22-09-2007, 02:48
2088, I will live till nearly one hundred.:p Yeat, since I have discovered the secret to eternal life I need not worry about death yet.:D As well, it does not take into account genes.;)
Katganistan
22-09-2007, 02:59
Thursday, May 30, 2058
i'm 23, how old will that make me when i die?
/sucks balls at maths.
2058
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your birth year
____________
answer
Maineiacs
22-09-2007, 03:03
I got the same thing over and over -- are you sure it did not recalculate your BMI or your temperament?
Absouletely sure. Different days each time, but most are 2017 to 2022.
Majority 12
22-09-2007, 03:07
Wednesday, November 11, 2026
Huh... Living to be 36 does contradict my goal of outliving god.
New Limacon
22-09-2007, 03:14
"That is not dead
Which can eternal lie
Yet with strange aeons
Even death may die."'
--H.P. Lovecraft
This explains why I keep getting error messages.
Absouletely sure. Different days each time, but most are 2017 to 2022.
I wouldn't take it seriously. This thing only takes into account a few factors. Important factors, but without all of the other important factors---other possible drug use, exercise patterns, medical conditions, genetic tendencies, diet, ect ect--it's entirely worthless.
Upper Botswavia
22-09-2007, 03:31
Friday, July 31, 2065.
All I can say is Death better be prepared to take me to a mighty nice restaurant, or our first date is going to be our last! :D
I will be 100 at the time, so he had better be prepared to walk pretty slowly as well.
Infinite Revolution
22-09-2007, 03:36
2058
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your birth year
____________
answer
those are big numbers, 70 something i guess.
*remembers computer calculator*
74! woo! not too old, i can still be havng fun :)
Tomzilla
22-09-2007, 03:47
May 16th, 2064. I shall await it. And for the past few years, when I discovered this, it has always been the same date.
May 16th, 2064. I shall await it.
Why?
The Brevious
22-09-2007, 06:07
www.deathclock.com
Enter your height and your BMI and it will tell you an estimate of the exact day you are going to meet the angel of death.
Just remember, you can't cancel your date. You have to keep it.
My date with Death was a disaster. The chemistry was all off .. maybe it was his/her breath, or perhaps the peculiar line of conversation ... the only thing we shared was the interest in the meal and his/her shimmering sense of dress style.
It was a night of pity self-sex afters for me. I suppose that's what happens when you solicit someone with that many appointments/prospects.
:(
The Brevious
22-09-2007, 06:10
Great, I'm going to die on a Friday, can't it wait till Monday?
:D
Good one.
As is, this is a desktop theme i was given for Xmas a while back. The card was funnier, but not by much.
I still have the "Death Mints" that came with it. I offer them to coworkers and say they're altered cross-tops.
Friday, February 9, 2085
It's actually gone up a few years since I last checked it. All I need is for my death date to increase at a rate equal to the passage of time and I'm set....
Brachiosaurus
22-09-2007, 06:31
according to this one, september 25, 2045.
According to this one, which takes more into account, I will live till September 7, 2054.
http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html
Christmahanikwanzikah
22-09-2007, 07:07
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Oh Shit... not on my birthday...
Anyone else figure out that it doesn't make a difference if you're fat or a smoker yet?
The Rafe System
22-09-2007, 07:10
Jan 25 2056 fur me using the link i quoted from.
egads!!! ill be 75!!! :eek::(
hahah!!! i already play cards, like bingo, and play lottery on occasion!
-Rafe
OOC
i better figure out the Medical Applicator thingee from the game Planetside!!!
according to this one, september 25, 2045.
According to this one, which takes more into account, I will live till September 7, 2054.
http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html
Katganistan
22-09-2007, 16:03
Jan 25 2056 fur me using the link i quoted from.
egads!!! ill be 75!!! :eek::(
hahah!!! i already play cards, like bingo, and play lottery on occasion!
-Rafe
OOC
i better figure out the Medical Applicator thingee from the game Planetside!!!
LOL the second link actually gives me more time. ;)
Saturday, July 29, 2023.... considering i'm an immortal that seems to be awefully inappropriate. But i find that everytime i click the check button it resets the number of seconds left to live so i'm all good if i just click it every so often hehehe... yeah for cheating death!
The Atlantian islands
22-09-2007, 16:15
Wednesday, April 22, 2082
And it calls my BMI desirable. I'm 6'2-6'3, 163 pounds with about no body fat.
So I'll make it to 93, according to these guys..but I wanna make it to 100!
I have 75 years to go! GO GO GO GO!
I've only got 16 years left :( Wanna trade?
The Atlantian islands
22-09-2007, 16:16
So I'll make it to 93, according to these guys..but I wanna make it to 100!
I have 75 years to go! GO GO GO GO!
Wednesday, April 22, 2082
And it calls my BMI desirable. I'm 6'2-6'3, 163 pounds with about no body fat.
So mine...6'2 150 pounds (68 kg), go figure.
Call to power
22-09-2007, 16:24
Tuesday, November 2, 2077
I die a few days before my 88th Birthday :(
Your Armageddon's day is Oct 15 2069
yay!..I guess (I actually die the day after my friends 80th so I guess I also have a vague idea of how I'm going to die now:))
Monday, April 13, 2076
Apparently I'll make it to the ripe old age of 92.
Monday, April 13, 2076
Apparently I'll make it to the ripe old age of 92.
Swilatia
22-09-2007, 17:58
Friday, September 21, 2007.
Maineiacs
22-09-2007, 18:35
I wouldn't take it seriously. This thing only takes into account a few factors. Important factors, but without all of the other important factors---other possible drug use, exercise patterns, medical conditions, genetic tendencies, diet, ect ect--it's entirely worthless.
Ruh-roh...:eek::D
Wednesday, April 20, 2044, at the ripe old age of 52.
... switching from pessimistic to optimistic adds 45 years to my life. I'm just a little sceptical.
lulz, if you keep clicking the check button the date keeps changing.
Wait, someone's already said that. Mental note; read thread. Well, I confirm it.
Bellicous
22-09-2007, 18:38
NEIN! I plan to live forever.
Agreed.
But according to the site: Apr 17 2085
Of course we will only know if this science test works when everybody let's us know that it is the accurate date when they died. :confused:
The Infinite Dunes
23-09-2007, 12:43
I got offered a date with Death, but I took a raincheck.
Demented Hamsters
23-09-2007, 13:47
Awesome:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6414/alreadydeadgy9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'm a Zombie!
I'm now going to go practise my shuffling stagger and low-pitched moans.
"Braaaiiiinnnnsss.....Braaaaiiinnnnsss!!"
Midnight Rain
23-09-2007, 15:38
25 September, 2034. I will be 67 years old.
Awesome:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6414/alreadydeadgy9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'm a Zombie!
I'm now going to go practise my shuffling stagger and low-pitched moans.
"Braaaiiiinnnnsss.....Braaaaiiinnnnsss!!"
Myth: "The Dead cannot contact the living through technological means such as internet forums."
Myth Busted.
Edit: Better not come to the U.S, Bush plans to crack down hard on the zombie threat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY&mode=related&search=
Thursday, January 16, 2042
That'll make me 52 years old.
The Infinite Dunes
23-09-2007, 18:35
Awesome:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6414/alreadydeadgy9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'm a Zombie!
I'm now going to go practise my shuffling stagger and low-pitched moans.
"Braaaiiiinnnnsss.....Braaaaiiinnnnsss!!"Oh be quiet and go keep your fellow zombie on the first page of the forum company.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=451499
That thread is two years old... where did that guy find. :eek:
Howinder
23-09-2007, 19:25
August 28, 2050 according to the first link, June 28, 2053 according to the second. The fact that they are so close together isn't very comforting. Still 74 - 77 isn't to bad is it? Hell I'm fat, I smoke and I take too many risks, thats not bad at all! I didn't think I'd make 30 and that happened, I'm pretty happy about these results!
Brutland and Norden
23-09-2007, 19:33
Friday, September 28, 2007. No need to use that Death Clock, I know I will die with the Pathology, Urology, and Gynecology exams I will be taking that day.
Friday, August 26, 2061
That sucks, Fridays are great.
What will I be...79 years old. That's not terrible I guess, but man, people are living into their 90s easily these days. Wtf?
New Malachite Square
23-09-2007, 19:48
Tuesday, September 6, 2089
No! Only two months away from 100 years! WHY?
But seriously, the BMI selector's lowest setting is <25? Being underweight isn't too good for you either.
Ewe Spew
23-09-2007, 19:49
September 10, 2004.
Funny I don't feel dead.
IL Ruffino
23-09-2007, 19:50
Sunday, July 22, 2046
EDIT: Funny how your "mode" can change your life..
With normal, I get Monday, September 3, 2063.
Kryozerkia
23-09-2007, 19:54
Monday, May 16, 2061... so this would make me 81. Not bad.
Lolz I forgot the mood choice there. Changed to optimistic now I'm gonna die Dec 17th 2087..
That's still not close enough to 2130...
The Brevious
24-09-2007, 06:02
I got offered a date with Death, but I took a raincheck.
They wouldn't have shown anyway. It was painting the town ... uh, gray ... with me.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13073583&postcount=30
Another 53 years in this flabby human shell. Bleh.
EDIT: Funny how your "mode" can change your life..
Of course it can...if there's anything this thing gets slightly accurate--though even there it's only slightly--it's the fact that your attitude on life...how you see things, and so on...has a serious effect on your lifespan.
The more pessimistic you are, the more stress you cause yourself, and the more likely you are to make bad decisions subconsciously, such as avoiding medicines you might need, or continuing a bad diet, not getting enough exercise, ect ect.
Whereas an optimist would generally tend to make good decisions.
Of course, these things are a lot more complex than the site made them out to be...they wouldn't just divide into twenty year even differences...:rolleyes:
Of course it can...if there's anything this thing gets slightly accurate--though even there it's only slightly--it's the fact that your attitude on life...how you see things, and so on...has a serious effect on your lifespan.
The more pessimistic you are, the more stress you cause yourself, and the more likely you are to make bad decisions subconsciously, such as avoiding medicines you might need, or continuing a bad diet, not getting enough exercise, ect ect.
Whereas an optimist would generally tend to make good decisions.
Of course, these things are a lot more complex than the site made them out to be...they wouldn't just divide into twenty year even differences...:rolleyes:
Actually.. that's the mode of the clock generator, not of the person it's giving the prediction to. Hence the "sadistic" setting, unless leather and riding crops give you cancer.
Westcoast thugs
24-09-2007, 11:40
Wednesday, September 25, 2080
Four days before my 98th birthday...cool.
BTW, my stats are:
DOB: Sep 29 1982
Sex:Male
Mode:Optimistic
BMI:24 (Height: 6'1, Weight:180)
Smoking status: Non smoker
Rhursbourg
24-09-2007, 12:04
Sunday, November 27, 2067
The Infinite Dunes
24-09-2007, 12:35
Actually.. that's the mode of the clock generator, not of the person it's giving the prediction to. Hence the "sadistic" setting, unless leather and riding crops give you cancer.I found the sadistic setting quite funny. It was counting down quite fast. I swear it even skipped some numbers.
Not quite as funny as in the IT Crowd, when this guy gets told that he has till next Thursday to live by one of these sites.