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I just heard Chuck Norris is visiting Iraq...

'Nuff said.

I just heard Chuck Norris is visiting Iraq...

'Nuff said.

Solved in the same way turning the nation into plate glass would solve the Iraqi problem. :p

I just heard Chuck Norris is visiting Iraq...

'Nuff said.

What if... Chuck Norris is teaching Ahmadinejad and his fellow new cool martial arts moves?

AIEEE!!!

On the other side, Iran wouldn't need nukes to be a serious threat.

this is getting ridiculous...

sorry folks but during World War Two insurgents in France, Poland, Balkan States and parts of occupied Russia were something GOOD.
Now when Saddam is no more and his regime is no more suddenly insurgents who oppose American occupation are WRONG.
What worries me is that you guys ( this is addressed to all Americans ) don't bother thinking that what you actually do might be wrong, if not is for sure. Hell, what you did for Europe in WW2 was brilliant and I thank thee for your devotion and sacrifice to the cause. But that's it.
After the war only two superpowers remained in the world, one being You and the other one Soviet Union. Now when communism is long over all you do is sticking your corporate noses into every nation's politics and you violate all the "infidel" in "defense of freedom and democracy".
WTF.
You're a huge nation, but not a clever one. You drive huge cars and use shitloads of gasoline, you pollute like crazy ( remember Kyoto??? ) and quite frankly, you only think you're free but you're not. Every American film/TV program HAS TO have stars and stripes in it. Reminds me of communism.
Why don't you folks wake the f*** up, clean up your own backyard before you invade the whole world, okay?
I get to hear so often how each of your Glorious Leaders says " we're proud of being the mix of all nations". My bin doesn't say it's proud because i throw everything in it.
And if you left muslim countries alone with their oil for themselves they would definitely live quietly and get richer. For now if they want to live in tiny tents and eat dried meat, let them, will ya?
Think about it. If you still remember how to use parts of your brains used for thinking.
:mp5:

For now if they want to live in tiny tents and eat dried meat, let them, will ya? :mp5:

Yes but their native Americans used to do that and look where they are, nicely stored away in nice reserves, and they took all their kids away to put them in white homes to westernize them. All because they were "savages" .......

Thread gets locked in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

( remember Kyoto??? )

What about Kyoto. The only thing that does is delay by 5-10 years and costs a great deal of money. Instead we could invest in alt. fuels and delay for decades longer.

So get off your high horse and do some research.

Think about it. If you still remember how to use parts of your brains used for thinking.
:mp5:

Needs moar smiley.

6.5/10

Well the US should first hire Chuck Norris before sending him to Iraq :P

this is getting ridiculous...

sorry folks but during World War Two insurgents in France, Poland, Balkan States and parts of occupied Russia were something GOOD.
Now when Saddam is no more and his regime is no more suddenly insurgents who oppose American occupation are WRONG.
What worries me is that you guys ( this is addressed to all Americans ) don't bother thinking that what you actually do might be wrong, if not is for sure. Hell, what you did for Europe in WW2 was brilliant and I thank thee for your devotion and sacrifice to the cause. But that's it.
After the war only two superpowers remained in the world, one being You and the other one Soviet Union. Now when communism is long over all you do is sticking your corporate noses into every nation's politics and you violate all the "infidel" in "defense of freedom and democracy".
WTF.
You're a huge nation, but not a clever one. You drive huge cars and use shitloads of gasoline, you pollute like crazy ( remember Kyoto??? ) and quite frankly, you only think you're free but you're not. Every American film/TV program HAS TO have stars and stripes in it. Reminds me of communism.
Why don't you folks wake the f*** up, clean up your own backyard before you invade the whole world, okay?
I get to hear so often how each of your Glorious Leaders says " we're proud of being the mix of all nations". My bin doesn't say it's proud because i throw everything in it.
And if you left muslim countries alone with their oil for themselves they would definitely live quietly and get richer. For now if they want to live in tiny tents and eat dried meat, let them, will ya?
Think about it. If you still remember how to use parts of your brains used for thinking.
:mp5:

Finally somebody that gets Americans! I sure do love driving my five super sized SUVs at least 18 hours a day while drinking gasoline from a Big Gulp. I also make sure to throw away at least half of everything that I buy because by God (bless His holy name, amen) I will not be satisfied until all the landfills are filled to the bursting point. And with the low low prices Walmart has, I can afford to be wasteful! Oh, and how could I forget our wonderful entertainment? I make sure to have at least 5 different televisions on at all hours playing an assortment of religious programming and patriotic movies. Who needs books when you have over 1,000 channels of action packed patriotism?

Gosh, the world would be so much better if everywhere was like this wonderful land of ours. I can only hope that our glorious president has courage to invade each, and every single country on this planet so we can bring freedom and democracy to all you poor ignorant people. Don't worry, when we're in charge you can pick up the latest Hollywood blockbuster at Walmart (for only $19.99!) and then hop in your SUV for quick stop at McDonalds on the way home. Thinking of all the happiness and freedom we'll bring the world sure does make me proud to be a 'merican.*


*Disclaimer:This post was intended to be satirical. If you respond to it in a serious manner then I will be forced to call George Bush and inform him you are hiding weapons of mass destruction in your garage.

this is getting ridiculous...

sorry folks but during World War Two insurgents in France, Poland, Balkan States and parts of occupied Russia were something GOOD.
Now when Saddam is no more and his regime is no more suddenly insurgents who oppose American occupation are WRONG.
What worries me is that you guys ( this is addressed to all Americans ) don't bother thinking that what you actually do might be wrong, if not is for sure. Hell, what you did for Europe in WW2 was brilliant and I thank thee for your devotion and sacrifice to the cause. But that's it.
After the war only two superpowers remained in the world, one being You and the other one Soviet Union. Now when communism is long over all you do is sticking your corporate noses into every nation's politics and you violate all the "infidel" in "defense of freedom and democracy".
WTF.
You're a huge nation, but not a clever one. You drive huge cars and use shitloads of gasoline, you pollute like crazy ( remember Kyoto??? ) and quite frankly, you only think you're free but you're not. Every American film/TV program HAS TO have stars and stripes in it. Reminds me of communism.
Why don't you folks wake the f*** up, clean up your own backyard before you invade the whole world, okay?
I get to hear so often how each of your Glorious Leaders says " we're proud of being the mix of all nations". My bin doesn't say it's proud because i throw everything in it.
And if you left muslim countries alone with their oil for themselves they would definitely live quietly and get richer. For now if they want to live in tiny tents and eat dried meat, let them, will ya?
Think about it. If you still remember how to use parts of your brains used for thinking.
:mp5:

sounds like copypasta i've seen on /b/.

Gun smiley never fails!

Finally somebody that gets Americans! I sure do love driving my five super sized SUVs at least 18 hours a day while drinking gasoline from a Big Gulp. I also make sure to throw away at least half of everything that I buy because by God (bless His holy name, amen) I will not be satisfied until all the landfills are filled to the bursting point. And with the low low prices Walmart has, I can afford to be wasteful! Oh, and how could I forget our wonderful entertainment? I make sure to have at least 5 different televisions on at all hours playing an assortment of religious programming and patriotic movies. Who needs books when you have over 1,000 channels of action packed patriotism?

Gosh, the world would be so much better if everywhere was like this wonderful land of ours. I can only hope that our glorious president has courage to invade each, and every single country on this planet so we can bring freedom and democracy to all you poor ignorant people. Don't worry, when we're in charge you can pick up the latest Hollywood blockbuster at Walmart (for only $19.99!) and then hop in your SUV for quick stop at McDonalds on the way home. Thinking of all the happiness and freedom we'll bring the world sure does make me proud to be a 'merican.*


*Disclaimer:This post was intended to be satirical. If you respond to it in a serious manner then I will be forced to call George Bush and inform him you are hiding weapons of mass destruction in your garage.

I just started oozing apple pie out of every orifice in my body after reading you so wonderfully awe inspiring post.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6839/nukeeg6.jpg

Yes the thermonuclear bomb is scary but nothing is scarier than...

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1794/norrismilitiacq1.jpg

Clearly you've forgotten that most of the US did NOT vote for Bush. We voted for President Gore insetad.

Clearly you've forgotten that most of the US did NOT vote for Bush. We voted for President Gore insetad.

I feel bad I forgot to vote that election so you can all blame me...course I am in Alaska which has never gone democrat.

Guys, guys, please, be careful. If Chuck finds out about this thread, he might Roundhouse Kick the entirety of the NationStates General Forum out of the space-time continuum.

thank you all for adding some.

as for CoallitionOfTheWilling - no, it wasn't "copypasta", i don't know what that is. Do you boil pasta and copy it? Or should copypasta be uncooked prior to copying? And what is the best technology to copy it with best results? Should one simply put it on any office copy making device or should one use Nikola Tesla's Machine For Copy Making And Other Magical Events ???

Love the sarcasm, generally. As for Kyoto, yes, let's stall everything For Dollar To Multiply In Our Bank Accounts and blame chinese for pollution.

One more thing regarding "voting on everyone else than Dubya". We all know "that's exactly what happened" ;p. My point was there's more of You than Europeans and yet you do nothing NOTHING to change it.

At least you have nice teeth.

CHUCKNORRIS AKBAR! *boom*