NationStates Jolt Archive

That's using your head..

The_pantless_hero
19-09-2007, 14:32
Armless man kills opponent in a fight with a headbutt.

News from another forum: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297212,00.html
Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfren, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a suburban Atlanta home.

Witnesses told authorities that Redfren, who has no arms, kicked Teer, and Teer struck Redfren, Whitehead said.

After bystanders separated them, Redfren "came back and headbutted [Teer] one time," Whitehead said.

Teer complained of feeling dizzy, collapsed, and died, Whitehead said.

Police are awaiting autopsy results before deciding whether Redfren should be charged.

1) I would hate to be the guy that got my ass kicked by the armless man
2) I would have to be the guy that was killed with a headbutt by the armless man.
Gun Manufacturers
19-09-2007, 14:40
Sucks to be him?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-09-2007, 15:12
This wouldn't have happened if Redfren had been carrying a gun to protect himself. You see, this is why we need a well-armed populace: to head off incidents like this.

I'm sorry.
No I'm not.
Philosopy
19-09-2007, 15:18
This wouldn't have happened if Redfren had been carrying a gun to protect himself. You see, this is why we need a well-armed populace: to head off incidents like this.

I'm sorry.
No I'm not.

Well, it's true; such skull-duggery is a real danger to society.
Yaltabaoth
19-09-2007, 15:33
Armless man kills opponent in a fight with a headbutt.

News from another forum: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297212,00.html


1) I would hate to be the guy that got my ass kicked by the armless man
2) I would have to be the guy that was killed with a headbutt by the armless man.

I don't understand the sentence in bold.
The_pantless_hero
19-09-2007, 15:41
I don't understand the sentence in bold.
I'm a zombie, what part of that don't you understand?
Neo Art
19-09-2007, 16:14
An armless man managed to kill someone with a headbutt...

Maddox needs to find this guy and give him a medal.
New Manvir
19-09-2007, 16:25
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerhead_%28comics%29
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-09-2007, 16:28
Maddox needs to find this guy and give him a medal.
Maddox needs to go to Hell. This thread exists for one purpose, and one purpose only: making crude puns about others misfortunes. For example:
"After the fight, Redfren was last seen heading for the hills, but authorities are confident that he will be unable to escape the long arm of the law."
Lunatic Goofballs
19-09-2007, 22:47
"The suspect is to be considered unarmed and extremely dangerous." *nod*
UNIverseVERSE
19-09-2007, 23:04
This wouldn't have happened if Redfren had been carrying a gun to protect himself. You see, this is why we need a well-armed populace: to head off incidents like this.

I'm sorry.
No I'm not.

I would have figured that this guy fits the dictionary definition of unarmed.
Xiscapia
19-09-2007, 23:08
"The suspect is to be considered unarmed and extremely dangerous." *nod*

Ow, Ow, OW, OW! That was so bad it hurt me though my computer screen.