OJ Simpson Charged
Kidnapping added to the other charges. And get this, he could get life behind bars. HA HAHA HA. Sorry, usually I hate mock laughter but holy S with the irony.
Free Soviets
19-09-2007, 04:26
the glove still fails to fit. free oj!
DCalhoun
19-09-2007, 04:32
He is inocent he was framed
FREE OJ
New Granada
19-09-2007, 04:54
I've still got my fingers crossed for "slipping and falling down the stairs" or a "heart attack" or "dying in restraints" or "hanging himself in his cell."
I've still got my fingers crossed for "slipping and falling down the stairs" or a "heart attack" or "dying in restraints" or "hanging himself in his cell."
how about slicing his jugular while shaving?
Layarteb
19-09-2007, 05:13
Why can't he just trip down a flight of stairs and die like the rest of everyone.
Gauthier
19-09-2007, 06:15
Why can't he just trip down a flight of stairs and die like the rest of everyone.
Because the car, the steamroller, the marching band, and the parade of elephants hasn't been readied yet.
Eh, if he can get away with sawing his wife's head off, he can get away with a little kidnapping and robbery.
Wilgrove
19-09-2007, 06:47
Can he be sodomized to death?
Jeruselem
19-09-2007, 07:09
I hope it's not "Paris Hilton" gaol sentence.
Gauthier
19-09-2007, 07:18
Eh, if he can get away with sawing his wife's head off, he can get away with a little kidnapping and robbery.
Except he's running low on money and Johnny Cochran's been dead for years.
Except he's running low on money and Johnny Cochran's been dead for years.
True. Well, there's always necromancy...